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vdutta wrote:Pathan love
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Bhy phor Ijj webpage not available....
Ebil YYY Kuffrs jo naat waant duniya to knaaw whaat cheen biladel of 11 Jinping , 4 Chan haj to saay about Al-Bakistan :cry: :cry: :cry:
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Deyar Aditor Jenab,
What happened of super secret letter from RAW that was 'Leaked' by Al-Bakistani raddi neus papers about something something in Kashmir on 23rd Feb ?
Did any dhamaka happen on 23ed din ?
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joygoswami wrote:Image
Eye hab kuch sawals
-What is pius birather doing there?
-If he was so much dying far hand practice then he had to do it in da net
-Is he transfering betting mani?
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rsingh wrote:
joygoswami wrote:Image
Eye hab kuch sawals
-What is pius birather doing there?
-If he was so much dying far hand practice then he had to do it in da net
-Is he transfering betting mani?
Salam
Bhat if he hab betting mani bhy phor he hide it in hij mijjile bhen silo ijj near ..
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rsingh wrote:
joygoswami wrote:Image
Eye hab kuch sawals
-What is pius birather doing there?
-If he was so much dying far hand practice then he had to do it in da net
-Is he transfering betting mani?
Salam
Mian oph da webh
i ijh asking you bhyfor ijj mujahid bhearing bhyte cober phor hijj mijjile??? ij it halal hainji? or ijj it phor flag(pole in ass) meeting?
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Diyar Mujahids and Maulaners, pliss to tell iph any Bhindian Rakshak Phorum pipuls have infiltrated Al Bakistan. :evil:
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Since he ij across the Yellow Sea working boundary, third umpire wanted to review lungi check of Afridi.
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^^^ Aah. I see "Chand Nawab... Indus News... Karachi", right their holding the mike. There is another hilarious vidoes (obviously made by Pakis) in Youtube, of Chand Nawab trying to inform the world that "All people from Karachi are going to their villages to celebrate Id", before a train leaves the platform. Constantly interrupted he lashes out "Bhadwe.." to one of the passengers ;).
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Large hearted cricketer shows the location of the small heart of a vegetarian to appreciative daughter


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Haggu Soap

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gandharva wrote:Haggu Soap

[youtube:]Uef97mCnFrc[/youtube]
That eij to explaining why bakis are losing their total white white TFTA image. The Bakistani soap, literally, eij the culprit here.

All mujahids need to do now eij to have correct soap with correct urdu name printed right to left wayj - to clean image in correct ulta wayj.

Searching for correct soap,
total-TFTA-ullah
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Mean-e-while, jo Lahore mein gaan*u, woh Huddersfield mein bhi gaan*u :(( :(( :rotfl:

Imposter posing as ex-Pakistan cricketer appears on BBC as expert
LONDON: An imposter posing as a former Pakistani cricketer has duped the BBC into paying him to appear as an expert on cricket shows and even took part in a discussion involving ex-Indian batsman Aakash Chopra.

Nadeem Alam posed as ex-batsman Nadeem Abbasi to give his "expert" opinion on BBC World News, BBC Asian Network and Radio Five Live, despite only ever playing cricket for his home town of Huddersfield.

He even took part in a discussion with former Indian batsman Chopra, who is now retired and regularly appears on cricket chat shows for expert comments.

Abbasi, furious about the fraudster's deceit, has decried the BBC for failing to check its facts.

"If I ever find Nadeem Alam, I will punch him in the face for damaging the country's reputation. The BBC is a big institution and surely they must check?" he told the Sun newspaper.

Abbasi, a wicket-keeper batsman, played in three Tests for Pakistan in 1989.

The 46-year-old, who now coaches a team in Rawalpindi, said that his only media appearance was on Pakistani television during the World Cup in 1996.

Abbasi's Wikipedia page was also tricked by Alam's actions, with part of his biography reading: "Abbasi is now a freelance journalist and appears regularly on the BBC Asian Network and Radio Five Live."

Alam, however, told the daily that he is "no longer pretending to be Nadeem Abbasi".

"I like to think I have been talking good cricket," he said.

The BBC has apologised and launched an inquiry. "We apologise to the real Mr. Abbasi and we will be looking seriously into what has happened," a BBC spokesman said.
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Blaces to hide are pekoming very less for lal masjid mujahids. The bakistan threads are now diphikult due to lack of akshun in bakistan. And jernailly making a pigger fool than I kan in aneeeway.

The amrika thraads are MUTU over subskriped. And Amrika is a pigger bakistan now, to my greaaaat saurav.

Defans threaads are under the thump of soosai bredators.

The kirkit thrad is hardly vegetaple due to vijits to casinoj by bakistabis.

The rest ofh GDF is skary (nayver read it!).

Really, what ij a boor old kendostyk holdar to do. Ij there no kave left for retired apdul rashid ghajis?
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pakistan's superman has been found ..

in peshower

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link
Azadi Chowk: Lahore's first suspension bridge that isn't actually a suspension bridge. The suspension wires are just for show.
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If you read urdu from left to right, it read:
Yindoo not know how to suspend bridge on ground by pulling down cables from two pillars and attaching them to some bridges like a design.
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I want to come back at Pakistan just to watch the admiral work by..
Don't pull da wires too hard, mujahids.
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vishvak wrote:link
Azadi Chowk: Lahore's first suspension bridge that isn't actually a suspension bridge. The suspension wires are just for show.
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Al-bum-dullah, bhat great maanooment to show suspension of reality in twisted bakistan! :rotfl:
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Manjrekar sayj the men will be sebarated from the poys in the kirkit match.

Wont that make the men said?
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The boyj have been separated from men. Shehzad and afridi cant return home on the same flight.
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vishvak wrote:link
Azadi Chowk: Lahore's first suspension bridge that isn't actually a suspension bridge. The suspension wires are just for show.
Image
If you read urdu from left to right, it read:
Yindoo not know how to suspend bridge on ground by pulling down cables from two pillars and attaching them to some bridges like a design.
link
I want to come back at Pakistan just to watch the admiral work by..
Don't pull da wires too hard, mujahids.
There are pics of suspension bridge without suspension cables. bakistan is onlee country that add suspension after completion of the bridge.
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It was completed in record bakistani time of 165 days.
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See the halaal video, do not miss the last part of record bakistani time - 120 days onwards.

Truly bakistani magic. Record bakistani bridge. Bakis have made their ancestors proud.

Reminds of Sher shah Suri, who renamed Utterpath as Grand Trunk Road in record bakistani time of 5 years in 1540.
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habal wrote:pakistan's superman has been found ..

in peshower


Piss millah ae rehman e rahim.

This is the fishing champion from Bakistan.
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& here are the other pretenders, showing off their mastery and skills of their craft.

they are literally falling over each other ..

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AoA! I yam having a Vishun! During diskushun on e-Con phorum, we are seeing the True Contrishun of Bakistan.

First non-gold trading: Using Seals-e-Mohenjodaro. Look at this Seal showing the face of the first Caliph of Mohenjodaro Can there pee any doupt that he eej a Bakistani, hain?

Aljo, first COUNTERFEIT currency: also Mohenjodaro and Harappa, Pakistani Civilijashun. Instead of stone Seals, they started making them from mud.
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vishvak wrote:It was completed in record bakistani time of 165 days.
link
See the halaal video, do not miss the last part of record bakistani time - 120 days onwards.

Truly bakistani magic. Record bakistani bridge. Bakis have made their ancestors proud.

Reminds of Sher shah Suri, who renamed Utterpath as Grand Trunk Road in record bakistani time of 5 years in 1540.
It is a bridge that is a round about? Or have I gone bakistani and am seeing things. What brecisely does this achieve?
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Shreeman wrote:
vishvak wrote:It was completed in record bakistani time of 165 days.
link
See the halaal video, do not miss the last part of record bakistani time - 120 days onwards.

Truly bakistani magic. Record bakistani bridge. Bakis have made their ancestors proud.

Reminds of Sher shah Suri, who renamed Utterpath as Grand Trunk Road in record bakistani time of 5 years in 1540.
It is a bridge that is a round about? Or have I gone bakistani and am seeing things. What brecisely does this achieve?

Bhell Bhell Bhell! In Al-Bakistan, ebery infrastructure is resembles either the male =) or a female )=
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Baki Barbadi Barade Will Bee on Monday Still Mush-try Hoo izz "Coming" In Pakistan ,Little Massa Or Bigg Massa?
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How do mujahids feel or see shaft pawar ? laat of lekture and speejes about shaft pawar in all dhagas -- hard pawar ij eejy to see but shaft power ij hard for someone who livej in kaves. Plij to halp.

That bridge in Lewhore also doubles as a race track for the international donkey championships in Al Bakistan.
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How will donkij know that that bridge cables are just for show? Verily, mard-e-momin is the smartest when in bakistan.
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Eeph they can have "susbenshun pridge" why naat 'susbenshun jarnails'?
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susbhenshun jarnails needs lamp posts and there seem to plenty of them on the susbhenshun pridge...puild it and they will come.
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No bojitiv newj for 8 dins? This ish Yindoo conspiracy onlee. :mrgreen:


Here dekho, brawe baki mard showing ::Beep:: to Arap four fathers

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Piss-milla,
Bakistani afsar ij looking SDRE in phront oph Arap Fourfather :((

Bakistani topi and glovej are plack and dress ij Darker :cry: :oops:
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Bhy can't glovej and topi pe bhite like chini biladhel barade hain ji?
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Haa joo kuffrs bhat bakistani dress ijj greener than arap birathers.. eet ijj greenest dress in duniya joo see
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Gagan wrote:Bhy can't glovej and topi pe bhite like chini biladhel barade hain ji?
That will be after Baki afsar shows fourfathers the Baki takiniki of using (chini) new clear detergent.
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