Bakistan: Emirate of New-clear Inquilabi States-Bojitiv Newj

niran · Post by **niran** » 23 Apr 2015 11:57

^^^^ moreover why is a kala rug placed on its head?

asgkhan · Post by **asgkhan** » 23 Apr 2015 14:15

Vril · Post by **Vril** » 23 Apr 2015 15:09

asgkhan wrote:

Prem · Post by **Prem** » 23 Apr 2015 22:53

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brogressive kuntry time. how doej the phashowshow stay in pijness in the bios kuntry?

Eye think these PSFFW Bictures will help in grunnding them Assylum in India soon.

Tuvaluan · Post by **Tuvaluan** » 23 Apr 2015 23:46

That ij mijj Bakistan Whorled appropriately written in ishmall lettering...don't bant english speaking pyoor muslims to get offended and slice the heads off these baki wimmens.

Shreeman · Post by **Shreeman** » 24 Apr 2015 04:40

I hiyar adaam gadha-san of the phamous estate of kaliphornia haj left the bakistan-afghanista porder bermanently. He took a nashnul pird fhlight.

vdutta · Post by **vdutta** » 26 Apr 2015 16:10

Not sure if seeing off Chinese or Arab daddy

Falijee · Post by **Falijee** » 26 Apr 2015 18:45

vdutta ji : must be Chini daddy; spot the RAA agent!

Raman · Post by **Raman** » 27 Apr 2015 03:44

Hell hath no fury like a Khushboo scorned.

https://www.facebook.com/SyblaTv/videos/851634941536211/

Nikhil T · Post by **Nikhil T** » 27 Apr 2015 04:25

I noticed that Nawaz Sharif and President of TSP both wore prominent red ties when they came to receive Xi, and pretty much had them on for the entire 2 days. Funny because the only Chinese, the Ambassador to TSP is not wearing red! Slave mentality at its finest.

RCase · Post by **RCase** » 30 Apr 2015 23:55

Dear Saudi Ambassador,
This isn’t “your” crisis. The Houthis have never threatened the sovereign borders of Saudi Arabia. YOU are meddling in another country.
Pakistan, on the other hand, would not start bombing a neighbor country the way that Saudi has done…therefore, we would have no such “crisis”. At the end of the day, we don’t need Saudi…our military is much stronger than theirs.

This miskheen converted Baki Apdul needs to be reminded that Bakistan is bombing it's own country the way that Soothi haj done! Aphter all Bakistan is the ONLEE ATIMI TAKAT in the muslim ummah. If Soothi can bum, so can Bakistan.

vdutta · Post by **vdutta** » 01 May 2015 11:32

Nikhil T wrote:I noticed that Nawaz Sharif and President of TSP both wore prominent red ties when they came to receive Xi, and pretty much had them on for the entire 2 days. Funny because the only Chinese, the Ambassador to TSP is not wearing red! Slave mentality at its finest.

bak Chini dosti is redder than red.

RCase · Post by **RCase** » 03 May 2015 06:25

vdutta wrote:Not sure if seeing off Chinese or Arab daddy

The crore kammadus and the bleddy civilian gandus are indicating that in naya Bakistan, the new regime are willing to settle for 5% instead of the usual 10% of dus percenti.

Gagan · Post by **Gagan** » 04 May 2015 07:20

Or maype they are saying "bhote phor congress I - Congress ka haath aapke saath"

AoA

RCase · Post by **RCase** » 04 May 2015 08:02

Now class, raise your hand if you know the answer...

Xi Jinpeg: Who's your new abbu?

kish · Post by **kish** » 05 May 2015 18:53

Take that joo kufr. Peeloved bakistan kirket kaptain Miss-ba-ullu-haq ij eating grass to buy nuklear bum phrom cheena

Murugan · Post by **Murugan** » 08 May 2015 11:01

Bhy for the two Wazoo Unglis look kati hui of Badmash in bichchar of syaing goodby to new abbu and ammijan?

Shreeman · Post by **Shreeman** » 09 May 2015 02:03

Ground Reality ‏@faujitweets 2h2 hours ago

Insider Info: Propagandists in media who portrayed MI-17 crash as terrorist attack are under observation & corrective action will be taken.
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Ahmed Quraishi ‏@AQpk 5h5 hours ago

Two #Pak pilots maneuvered the MI-17 to save maximum lives, skipped chance to eject. #Salute #Respect
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Ali Gilgit LA2 ‏@Klaashinkof 3h3 hours ago

@AQpk Helicopters do have ejection seats ... but only MI 28 and above models have this feature. MI 17's are void of ejection seats!

Poor bakistanis purchased old 17 model without ejakulation fasility due to 10% onlee. Now they have to objerve the RAA agints. And hold morning for non-pelievers. Non pelievers undistinguishaple from purnt bpelievrrs. once fired, not elijible for 72 raisins. kala-mitty on all fronts, and brown-mitty on all backs.

Shreeman · Post by **Shreeman** » 09 May 2015 02:15

Apparently poor cuntry ambassadors were sent by old mi17. where as, on the last minute, several important ambassadors, like canadda (for visas), we akkomodated in vip helicopter.

member_28640 · Post by **member_28640** » 09 May 2015 14:57

Latest al bakistani techhnaalagyy... mast momin at your friendly neighbourhood supermarket..

VinodTK · Post by **VinodTK** » 09 May 2015 18:08

US labels Al Jazeera's Pak bureau chief as al-Qaeda member

The US has labelled a journalist, who interviewed Osama bin Laden and for years managed Al Jazeera's bureau in Pakistan, as a member of al-Qaeda and put him on a terrorist list, according to a media report.

Ahmad Muaffaq Zaidan, Al Jazeera's longtime Islamabad bureau chief, has been singled out as a member of the terrorist group in the new document detailing US intelligence efforts to track al-Qaeda couriers by analysing metadata, reported online news site The Intercept.

Zaidan, a Syrian national, has focused his reporting throughout his career on the Taliban and al-Qaeda, and has conducted many high-profile interviews with al-Qaeda leaders, including Osama bin Laden.

The document obtained by the news site through former NSA whistleblower Edward Snowden show that Zaidan was the subject of US surveillance as recently as June 2012.
"A slide dated June 2012 from a National Security Agency PowerPoint presentation bears his photo, name, and a terror watch list identification number, and labels him a 'member of Al-Qaeda' as well as the Muslim Brotherhood," the report said.

"It also notes that he 'works for Al Jazeera'," it said.In a brief phone interview with The Intercept, Zaidan has "absolutely" denied he is a member of al-Qaeda or the Muslim Brotherhood.

In a statement provided through Al Jazeera, Zaidan noted that his career has spanned many years of dangerous work in Afghanistan and Pakistan, and required interviewing key people in the region —- a normal part of any journalist's job.

The document cites Zaidan as an example to demonstrate the powers of SKYNET, a programme that analyses location and communication data (or "metadata") from bulk call records in order to detect suspicious patterns.

The NSA uses its version of SKYNET to identify people that it believes move like couriers used by al-Qaeda's senior leadership, according to the presentation.

Peter Bergen, CNN's national security analyst and author of several books on al-Qaeda and Osama bin Laden, told The Intercept, "I've known [Zaidan] for well over a decade, and he's a first class journalist."

"He has the contacts and the access that of course no Western journalist has," said Bergen.

"But by that standard any journalist who spent time with Al Qaeda would be suspect." Bergen himself interviewed bin Laden in 1997.

gakakkad · Post by **gakakkad** » 13 May 2015 20:01

this is grim saajish by raa agints...How did BENIS dhaga go to page do...I kill them...

member_28921 · Post by **member_28921** » 13 May 2015 20:28

gakakkad wrote:

this is grim saajish by raa agints...How did BENIS dhaga go to page do...I kill them...

Birathar haddullah... saazish raa aur yahoodi khufia agenciyon ki hai... we have exposed their gameplan. Yeh al bakistan ke khilaaf sixth generation warfare (6GW) hai.

gakakkad · Post by **gakakkad** » 15 May 2015 15:59

Looks like a hoor fell from jannat to krachi bitch...

question:..do all 72 hoors have pindliyon ka gooda like a pheesh ?

member_22733 · Post by **member_22733** » 22 May 2015 04:21

Kapshon taime.

More bositive neuj here, take that you skinny SDRE banias.

http://www.dawn.com/news/1182333/bodybu ... abad-title

sudhan · Post by **sudhan** » 22 May 2015 16:11

^^ "Mr. Malnourished" kaantast phrom Bhindia no doupt? Look at the dark kaamplekshun.. those stringy legs.. tho...

Wait what? Thij ij phrom al-bakistan? This is a kaanspiracee.. The boster ij a RAA agint..

vishvak · Post by **vishvak** » 22 May 2015 20:28

Where eij beardj? harram haraam .. wuzu cattle

TFTA whiter mardj on carpet are moar muscular.. it is like a law in bakistan that darkies will be less bakistani only. Looks like carpet is cut out specifically for TFTA whiter mardj.

Walking at arms length,
bina-carpet-ullah

RCase · Post by **RCase** » 22 May 2015 22:39

Green Bower - The miracle of a grass fed diet!

member_28911 · Post by **member_28911** » 22 May 2015 22:54

A rousing welcome to zimbabwe team.

RCase · Post by **RCase** » 22 May 2015 23:29

Bakistan as an atimi takat should be magnanimous and show their large hearts and let the Zimbabwe team win all the matches.

Tuvaluan · Post by **Tuvaluan** » 23 May 2015 00:07

"International Circket Tems" -- bad pingeji right there. korekt spilling ij "Interneshnel Kirkit tems" -- pakis have low competenj in pingreji theej dins.

Gagan · Post by **Gagan** » 23 May 2015 09:41

Biradherj
Haw many Jimba-we kirketers did we convert to ijlaam hain ji?

RCase · Post by **RCase** » 23 May 2015 13:02

Birader Asmanullah,

We fallow reelijun of piece. We habe 400% promised the Jimbab-way tem that there will be no combustion in reelijun on their visit to the lund of pure.

vijaykarthik · Post by **vijaykarthik** » 24 May 2015 11:31

Did the poster just say Zimbabwe feels the pain of a leftover? Huh?

The next sentence is even more funny. We thanks Zimbabwe for "relieving that".

Now I wonder how Zimbabwe plans to relieve the leftover.

Gagan · Post by **Gagan** » 24 May 2015 16:26

^^^
RAA agint alert !!!
Naat is-pee-k pingreji

Guddu · Post by **Guddu** » 26 May 2015 07:57

vishvak · Post by **vishvak** » 26 May 2015 22:19

Zimbabwe flag next to Pakistani flag. I pooch, why eij baki say:
WE ARE (BOTH) NOT TERRORISTS

If there is 3rd flag, what will bakis say?

Bina beard and not outraging,
naat-terrorist-ullah

gakakkad · Post by **gakakkad** » 27 May 2015 15:01

aditor janaab,

I pring grim tidings from the lund of our phore-paaders ...toorkey....it seems that if they discharge mijjile over than hand brand neu apdool become paida right from the haath...

Men who masturbate ‘will find their hands pregnant,’ says preacher

http://english.alarabiya.net/en/variety ... cher-.html

mee pooch , ij haat replacement for pindliyon ka gooda ?

jours masturly

mastoor ullah bin bation...

Gagan · Post by **Gagan** » 01 Jun 2015 06:29

Biradherj Naat Safe At All to Kliek

vdutta · Post by **vdutta** » 04 Jun 2015 14:50

Take that you smelling yindus..

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sHAQVnppXJU