Bakistan: Emirate of New-clear Inquilabi States-Bojitiv Newj

member_29089 · Post by **member_29089** » 07 Oct 2015 09:25

Manish_P wrote:Every Pakistani now owns over Rs 101,338

Ebery Paki birather iz now a dus percenti Millionaire !!! AoA !!

Kuffar Aptul Man-is.

Ju do not know Baki Logic where OWES meaning ij 75% same as OWNS meaning peecause 1 letter mismatches and 3 letters match. All Bakis are lakhpatis and deewaliyas (bhen-corrupt) at the same time.

Falijee · Post by **Falijee** » 07 Oct 2015 20:39

Stage 1 of Personality Cult ( Raheel is billed as "saviour" by Army Media)
General Sharif’s face recently appeared on packages of men’s undergarments (brand name: “Captain Men’s Wear”).

Stage 2 Of Personality Cult (as popularity increases courtesy ISPR)
General Sharif's "Privates" will appear on packages of men's undergarments (brand name " Captain Men's Wear ")

Stage 3 of Personality Cult (Popularity at Peak courtesy ISPR )
General Sharif's "in birthday suit" will appear on packages of men's undergarments ( brand name "Captain Men's Wear")

Stage 4 Of Personality Cult Raheel is "retired", "deposed", "replaced", "killed", natural death or just fades away
Captain Men's Wear becomes bankrupt/closes business/diversifies into making Burqas /nikabs/ hijabs/other Islamic apparel

Falijee · Post by **Falijee** » 08 Oct 2015 16:16

Pakistani Actress "uncomfortable" With Shahrukh Khan
Mahira Khan gets ‘uncomfortable’ while shooting romantic scenes with Shahrukh Khan
Maybe, she could contact Movlana Tariq Jamil ( of Imran Khan fame) and convince him to accept her as a client

Gagan · Post by **Gagan** » 08 Oct 2015 16:48

Herrow of Al Bakistan back home in Bakistan, and sitting on comfortable cushion...
His long hair has peen taken away py four fathers too

Ashok Sarraff · Post by **Ashok Sarraff** » 08 Oct 2015 19:05

Benis in Texas:

Sharafat Khan has lived in his front yard for six months after wife kicked him to the curb

http://www.washingtonpost.com/news/morn ... -the-curb/#

rsingh · Post by **rsingh** » 08 Oct 2015 19:15

Gagan wrote:Herrow of Al Bakistan back home in Bakistan, and sitting on comfortable cushion...
His long hair has peen taken away py four fathers too

He is sitting at an angel trying to minimise da contact with cushion. Bahut peeta hei.

Mihaylo · Post by **Mihaylo** » 08 Oct 2015 21:18

Gagan wrote:Herrow of Al Bakistan back home in Bakistan, and sitting on comfortable cushion...
His long hair has peen taken away py four fathers too

Al Mahdi on his throne. SubhanArrah !!

But the qoostion is; can he ride a horse...cause u know the mahdi comes riding the horse of Arrah

-Mmmmullah

Mihaylo · Post by **Mihaylo** » 08 Oct 2015 21:20

Gagan wrote:Herrow of Al Bakistan back home in Bakistan, and sitting on comfortable cushion...
His long hair has peen taken away py four fathers too

Bhy phor eberything is red. Red diwaal, red cushion, red shirt..and possibly red g@@nd. Not phair !!

-Mmmmullah

member_22733 · Post by **member_22733** » 08 Oct 2015 21:25

Gagan wrote:Herrow of Al Bakistan back home in Bakistan, and sitting on comfortable cushion...
His long hair has peen taken away py four fathers too

Is that red thing really a cushion? Or his mush, that might have gotten hit more times than a "Kerala Paratha" in the hands of a dough mixer. Coz it surely looks very even and spread out.

Gagan · Post by **Gagan** » 08 Oct 2015 22:07

YA ARRAH!!! Even cussion ij pecome red naw!
I wonder bhaat ij going on in the Tashreef.
Maype Mahdi in mens-tu-rating phrom hij musharraph after special attension py four father

w/salam

Gagan · Post by **Gagan** » 08 Oct 2015 22:10

Mihaylo wrote:But the qoostion is; can he ride a horse...cause u know the mahdi comes riding the horse of Arrah

-Mmmmullah

Yaa Biradher,
That ij a diphicult qweschun.

But allah ke fazal se there ij simple sol-u-sion. Pehold, horse with cussion on which Mehdi, lal topi will fly down the grass field from the caucasus to lal quila phor victory !!!

Heh Heh! Baki Science-daan have a sol-u-sion to every problem

w/salam

vishvak · Post by **vishvak** » 08 Oct 2015 23:42

Hazrat Jahil Hammid the Red Miskeen eij sharing secret plans with roohani djinn. It is for benefit of all miskeens who are lashed as less green in land of moar green.

It is called "How to hide Roohaani==wireless cushion warmer from RAA agints".

With roohaani ehsaas in Arap lands,
miskeen-bin-cushion-ullah

Falijee · Post by **Falijee** » 09 Oct 2015 03:04

Haz-rat Hamid gets a "complete makeover", sans Lal Topi, after his" Saudia Sojourn "; notice his left wrist in the pic; does not appear normal to me; Saudi ~~arm~~ wrist twisting in action in the dungeon !

member_22733 · Post by **member_22733** » 09 Oct 2015 03:13

AoA. I knew that the new poobah Zaid Hamied (Purnol Pee Upon Him), is the smartest man in the world. You know bhy that room is LAAL???? One word: Camouflage.

Gagan · Post by **Gagan** » 09 Oct 2015 03:24

Lal Topi HazRAT Jahil HamIED (BPUH),
haj proclaimed that 'we will naat take any more prijnors'

"Wee will give them 1200 lashes onlee"

AoA

Hari Seldon · Post by **Hari Seldon** » 09 Oct 2015 04:46

Gagan · Post by **Gagan** » 10 Oct 2015 02:35

Since HazRAT Jahil HamIED (BPUH) ij a Eye ASS Eye ASSett,

Do we think that hij eye ASS eye handler will de-prief him hain ji?

member_29089 · Post by **member_29089** » 10 Oct 2015 09:29

Gagan wrote:Herrow of Al Bakistan back home in Bakistan, and sitting on comfortable cushion...
His long hair has peen taken away py four fathers too

All Jus are misguided and mired in Consbirarcies. He neither was arrested nor was bunished.
What habben was Lollywood is making a series of mobies to compete with Hollywood.

Gand Identity (hiyar the brotagon-east looses his memories due to ISI prain surgery)
Gand Subrimacy (hiyar the brotagon-east discovers ISI rougue unit involved in goat-rabing)
Gand Ultimatum (hiyar the brotagon-east, disbite all odds wears a laal tobi and initiates gazwa-e-gand)
Gand Legacy (hiyar the brotagon-east is blanted by rogue ISI in saudi-arapia and whipped 72 times bhat returns to a heros welcome)

Upcoming movie is the Gand Consbiracy, the blot is secret and will keeb you on the edge oph the mulayam seat

AoA

abhijitm · Post by **abhijitm** » 10 Oct 2015 15:08

GunterH wrote: All Jus are misguided and mired in Consbirarcies. He neither was arrested nor was bunished.
What habben was Lollywood is making a series of mobies to compete with Hollywood.

Gand Identity (hiyar the brotagon-east looses his memories due to ISI prain surgery)
Gand Subrimacy (hiyar the brotagon-east discovers ISI rougue unit involved in goat-rabing)
Gand Ultimatum (hiyar the brotagon-east, disbite all odds wears a laal tobi and initiates gazwa-e-gand)
Gand Legacy (hiyar the brotagon-east is blanted by rogue ISI in saudi-arapia and whipped 72 times bhat returns to a heros welcome)

Upcoming movie is the Gand Consbiracy, the blot is secret and will keeb you on the edge oph the mulayam seat

AoA

Too good Gunterhullah!

Falijee · Post by **Falijee** » 11 Oct 2015 05:34

InternationalAlhamadullillah: The head of Pakistani SHIELDS SIR ZAID HAMID is back
We missed you chutia....start bullshitting asap

RCase · Post by **RCase** » 11 Oct 2015 05:50

From the TSP Multimedia Link ...
JazzakGaganullah! Bhat a revelation! Praijes be to Gaganullah.

First they are forced to lie, then they believe their own lie, then they cry that things are not solving themselves, and they are not victorious.

First they ~~are forced to~~ willingly lie - Queendom, Unkil, Soothi Arapia, Cheen etc. needed a tawaif.
They believe their own lie - Strat-e-gic location of Bakistan, per anal-beasts.
Then they cry - Ghazwa-e-behind.
Things are not solving themselves - Couple of billion dollars is peanuts compared to the trillions they could be making.
They are not victorious - that is sazish propogated by Zionists RAA, Mouse-ad and SeeEyeYea.

SBajwa · Post by **SBajwa** » 12 Oct 2015 20:59

Top scientific research in Bakistan!

gandharva · Post by **gandharva** » 12 Oct 2015 22:37

SBajwa wrote:Top scientific research in Bakistan!

Don't miss what that Abdul says around 3:35 onwards.

member_22733 · Post by **member_22733** » 12 Oct 2015 22:48

GunterH wrote: All Jus are misguided and mired in Consbirarcies. He neither was arrested nor was bunished.
What habben was Lollywood is making a series of mobies to compete with Hollywood.

Gand Identity (hiyar the brotagon-east looses his memories due to ISI prain surgery)
Gand Subrimacy (hiyar the brotagon-east discovers ISI rougue unit involved in goat-rabing)
Gand Ultimatum (hiyar the brotagon-east, disbite all odds wears a laal tobi and initiates gazwa-e-gand)
Gand Legacy (hiyar the brotagon-east is blanted by rogue ISI in saudi-arapia and whipped 72 times bhat returns to a heros welcome)

Upcoming movie is the Gand Consbiracy, the blot is secret and will keeb you on the edge oph the mulayam seat

AoA

GunterHullah....

Hila-le-Bakistan (the Osgar of Bakistan) is hear-bye prejented to you for making this nanha's week start with a

Gagan · Post by **Gagan** » 13 Oct 2015 01:26

Jest got thij bhoto from Bakistan's new Dojier about RAA's activities

gandharva · Post by **gandharva** » 13 Oct 2015 05:58

deejay · Post by **deejay** » 13 Oct 2015 13:02

Ij the goat of Beshawar enigmatic as the Girl of Beshawar?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xnmhDP85s6E

RCase · Post by **RCase** » 14 Oct 2015 09:52

NEITHER
A CROW
NOR
A BUSTARD

AN INKSIDER'S ACCOUNT OF BAKISTAN'S TWO-TIMING POLICY

KHURSHIT GASURI

RCase · Post by **RCase** » 14 Oct 2015 10:04

gandharva wrote:

Thoj look like BAA ajints. Revenge of the Bakras!
Goats want to make sackr-i-fice of evil HamIED Gul on Eid.

member_28990 · Post by **member_28990** » 14 Oct 2015 10:38

gandharva wrote:

kudos to the new RAW recruitment policy in TSP
5th generation warfare onlee saars

vishvak · Post by **vishvak** » 14 Oct 2015 21:25

Iph read from left to Right, it read:
Neither Read (Terror Dossier), Nor Talk (terror)

It eij life of literate mard-e-momin to ignore terror and proof of it.

Make money from Kufr,
kufr-for-left-ullah

Prem · Post by **Prem** » 15 Oct 2015 00:29

Flying Black Horse During Thunderstorm in Mecca was sent to fetch Brophet Zahil Ham to Jhannat
instead it took the King for Hoor fling

Gagan · Post by **Gagan** » 22 Oct 2015 01:31

Ahem!
Aphter phull reserch eye am bosting phull dejjin and pharrmula oph Bunker-e-Jernail-e-bakistan in Islum-e-bad

RCase · Post by **RCase** » 22 Oct 2015 07:14

^^^
Ij de-briefing room to do lungi check for RAA ajints before entry into Mujra-e-Khas?

M Joshi · Post by **M Joshi** » 23 Oct 2015 15:10

Brothers, Ultra positive neuj on our other IT industrii.

20 reasons why Pakistan’s Technology Industry is much more than a fake degree scam

1. Pakistan has more than 2500 registered IT organizations in the country with more than 20,000 kick-ass computer science majors entering the market every year.

3. One of the world’s best payment processing solutions providers i2c resides right here in Pakistan. Convo, the hot favorite social network for work, is based out of Pakistan. Eyedeus Labs, previously featured at CNN, are working on a groundbreaking video based technology to disrupt the way we interact with ads.

9. In Rafay Baloch we have one of the best security researcher in Pakistan. (Certified from Axact)

13. Pakistani Visual Effects Artist, Mir Zafar Ali has received three Oscar awards for his work in The Golden Compass, Life of Pi and Frozen. *
Plus, Namira Salim was the first Pakistani woman to travel to space on the world’s first commercial space flight, Virgin Galactic. (A great achievement in the filed of IT).
Novaira Masood, the software engineer, has provided stunning visual effects in some of the most popular Hollywood movies, Maleficient, A Christmas Carol, Mars needs Moms, Thor, Transformers 3 and Jack the Giant Slayer. **

* From Wiki

He is the first Pakistani to have been connected with an Academy Award winning venture, for Best Visual Effects. (Connected means, he is one of the 100s of employees of the company which worked in movie which won the Oscar, but in Pakistani parlance it means, he went on stage to get 3 academy awards)

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mir_Zafar_Ali#Awards

** An article from Dawn

Whether you enjoyed the film or not, there is no denying that some groundbreaking animation and visual effects were used in the making of the film – and it was no other than a Pakistani software engineer, Novaira Masood, and her team, who were behind the stunning, innovative production. (notice it's her team as per Dawn)

“I was part of the R&D (Research and Development) software team for Maleficent. I was involved with the team that developed the facial motion capture tools to drive the facial animation of the fairies,” Novaira elucidates. “I also worked on some hair tools that helped generate curly hair for the fairies.” (now from "her team", she has become a part of the team which worked on "some"hair tools)

Novaira also worked on the software that allowed the artists to lay out the feathers on Maleficent’s wings in such a way that they would not intersect with one another. The feather solution, however, was not used on the final character.

“Children's shows are a great way to start. Shows like Burka Avenger ***are really setting a great example of how we can create a market and a following for animated content. Once that takes off, I am sure films will also start using special effects.”

*** Burqa Avengers

Take that Infy, TCS, TechMahindra, Quikr.. $2.5B Paki IT Industry is coming.

Mihaylo · Post by **Mihaylo** » 24 Oct 2015 00:16

Jhujar wrote:Flying Black Horse During Thunderstorm in Mecca was sent to fetch Brophet Zahil Ham to Jhannat
instead it took the King for Hoor fling

Three beardies having a group orgajm over a life size balloon of a goat.

Subhan Allah

-MMMMulllah

member_29089 · Post by **member_29089** » 28 Oct 2015 08:54

We bakistanis are un-needily doing modi modi doval doval. i hab a pack to pasic queshchun.

Only seriously bious maulaners plis to rebly becaush this is a serious queshchun.

Subbose I wear a green lungi and green sun-grasses and die my hair green.
Then I go to my fabrite madrassa and voluntarily volunteer phor suisai mission.
Ob Coarse I qualiphy for mission and Chief maulaner assine me 72 houries.
Then they give me a pelt with wires, a clock, and, some cushy jel packets to wear around my baist.
I go to market on suisai mission and I see another aptul from same madrassa who got rejected for mission.

I get pity on him and what iph I sell my 72 houries phor 72,000 Rubees and return home and allob other aptul to gain Jannat?

Ijj this Hallaal or Haraam?

Not: I can albays go on another mission.

AoA

vishvak · Post by **vishvak** » 28 Oct 2015 21:54

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Bakis have soosai Peers and soosai maulas who tell soosai bombers to talk well of their victims:

Q. Are virgins waiting for those as well who are killed at your hands?

A. No. They will be treated there (hereafter) as per their intentions.. If they support government, then they will be answerable accordingly. Our leader has told us that you will not be responsible for the killing of those who are killed other than your target.

Such bious thoughts for those killed in soosai by very baki soosai jihadis! This show that bakistan is totally bious country, with inverted P, as soosai bious want 72 bious hoors in jannat.

AoA.

Gagan · Post by **Gagan** » 29 Oct 2015 04:22

NSFW Onlee

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2WmrnMYelxo

RCase · Post by **RCase** » 29 Oct 2015 09:10

Uber set to launch operations in Pakistan

AoA! In Bakistan, now you can hail a car bum via your mopile fone and get jour 72 hooris. Should this service be called UboomBUR?