In the holy place.Baikul wrote:I habe a pooch. I padoed somebhere that:
Fedex ij very slow pack then, hain ji?The Prophet (PBUH) received the Quran over a period of 23 years
Bakistan: Emirate of New-clear Inquilabi States-Bojitiv Newj
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^^^
That ij bhy Al Bakistan invented the flying Al-Kitabs that would rain down from jannat.
That ij bhy Al Bakistan invented the flying Al-Kitabs that would rain down from jannat.
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From Eating grass to make a bumb to eating sticks for survival, sure they have come a long way
Or did they finish all the grass
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fIHyWxC2YC0
Or did they finish all the grass
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fIHyWxC2YC0
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http://www.thefridaytimes.com/tft/27521-2/
latesht inveshtigative rebort
latesht inveshtigative rebort
Wink-wink, nod-nod
Our mole happened to be Down Under in a toney, upmarket suburb of Sydney when his guide pointed out some interesting properties to him. “That house”, he said gesturing at a luxurious, sprawling villa, “belongs to a former VVIP from Pakistan and he bought it for $ 2.5 million Australian dollars”, wink-wink, nod-nod. Our mole was most intrigued and implored his informant for the owner’s name. The informant didn’t budge and our mole had to do some digging around all on his own. Persistent as he is, he finally got to the bottom of it and unravelled the mystery. The owner of the luxury Sydney villa turned out to be none other than old Canny, once head honcho of The Boyz who lord it over us.
Panic stations
Recently, in that plush Emirate, also known as The Mall of The Middle East, the late lamented Big Ben’s Hubby had a small accident and thought the worst. Rumour has it that he was cruising along a boulevard, driving his own swanky car, when another vehicle came and hit his car at the back. It wasn’t a crash by any stretch of the imagination but Hubby panicked, sources say. Apparently, he sped off to the safety of a garage where he had a significant comfort level and cordoned himself off for a couple of hours. Our source says Hubby thought he was being attacked, and that’s why he drove off swiftly.
All in a day
Guess who whizzes into Karachi on a chartered flight, takes a heli to rural Sindh for a duck shoot, flies back to Karachi and jets off to Dubai – all in a day’s work. It’s an incredibly well heeled son of a former bureaucrat, who fled the Land of the Pure the moment he lost his job, and has been in clover ever since.
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Why phor ij the munna chugging at The Gul ?Gabru Tippler @MrTippler Drinks break in PSL.
https://twitter.com/MrTippler/status/829740504258486273
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Diyar LayingLow Mulla, Salam! aphter many chand's our peloved benis rise again.
Whyphor munna chug you arsk, well! Pecause he is a true bakimard, a bakimard always drinks mard-e-milk; and the kaffir SDRE evil yindu always drinks zhanana milk for exzample phrom his mother or cow (thusly kaffir is inphirrear) - by the way both cow and zhanana are same to same onlee as per our holeey al-kitab.
Whereas the baki peachybottom munnas are pphrom very early age taught to drink mard-e-milk, phrom uncles, cousins, neighbourhood chacha's, mad-e-rassa maulners, and finally from senior jeehardies in dark kave comblexes.
As you know, and we are duniya-phamos for our kave comblexes which are places of highly martial learnings where comblex mizzile startergies are mastered.
Whyphor munna chug you arsk, well! Pecause he is a true bakimard, a bakimard always drinks mard-e-milk; and the kaffir SDRE evil yindu always drinks zhanana milk for exzample phrom his mother or cow (thusly kaffir is inphirrear) - by the way both cow and zhanana are same to same onlee as per our holeey al-kitab.
Whereas the baki peachybottom munnas are pphrom very early age taught to drink mard-e-milk, phrom uncles, cousins, neighbourhood chacha's, mad-e-rassa maulners, and finally from senior jeehardies in dark kave comblexes.
As you know, and we are duniya-phamos for our kave comblexes which are places of highly martial learnings where comblex mizzile startergies are mastered.
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Bakistan will launch 105 terrorists in tunnels to outdo India launching 104 satellites in space.
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diyar baj-al-khed-ud-din
naat only are the kave kamplexes places bhere mijjile strategies are master-e'd, they are also de-bated. so you may say mijjiles are also master-ed-de-bated. eye kan ass-sure ju that the process is fast and furious and all the participating munnas and maulers are totally exhausted by the process of self discovery of each other's kave's and mijjile estrategiez
zam-zam-zindabad!
(that is naat a kaapi aaf go-go-go-govinda i hasten to add)
naat only are the kave kamplexes places bhere mijjile strategies are master-e'd, they are also de-bated. so you may say mijjiles are also master-ed-de-bated. eye kan ass-sure ju that the process is fast and furious and all the participating munnas and maulers are totally exhausted by the process of self discovery of each other's kave's and mijjile estrategiez
zam-zam-zindabad!
(that is naat a kaapi aaf go-go-go-govinda i hasten to add)
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From the Mumtaz Hamid Rao school of bombast...
https://www.thenews.com.pk/print/187585 ... army-chief
Terrorists get "matchless" response from army chief
https://www.thenews.com.pk/print/187585 ... army-chief
Terrorists get "matchless" response from army chief
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Aphter laang time, Qadiani Army cheep on El Bakistan haj launched Operation Raand Me Fasaad
What a Wonder-e-fool name
Raand Me Fasad
What a Wonder-e-fool name
Raand Me Fasad
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that eej an improvement on the exercise last year called Gaand me Fasad... joint exercise between Abbotabad Cantt. and LMU Seniors Dorm
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For Gaan me Fasad exercise, Bakistan ujed Pedo Bismullah as non-surgical strikes.Lalmohan wrote:that eej an improvement on the exercise last year called Gaand me Fasad... joint exercise between Abbotabad Cantt. and LMU Seniors Dorm
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Happy Mike is back
Funniest Reporter of Pakistan: Amin Hafeez on PSL
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RYNRJ42SnfI
Funniest Reporter of Pakistan: Amin Hafeez on PSL
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RYNRJ42SnfI
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https://tribune.com.pk/story/1352309/hi ... ty-status/
Bakistan has world ranked earth-e-shatter university offering undergraduate, graduate and PhD (fassad ul Darul Uloom Haqqania) degrees in IT (of the Bakistani kind).
Bakistan has world ranked earth-e-shatter university offering undergraduate, graduate and PhD (fassad ul Darul Uloom Haqqania) degrees in IT (of the Bakistani kind).
PESHAWAR: Authorities in Khyber-Pakhtunkhwa and the administration of Darul Uloom Haqqania on Friday discussed the possibility of granting university status to the seminary.
Located in Nowshera district, the seminary is currently run by Jamiat Ulema-i-Islam-Sami chief Maulana Samiul Haq.
“Both the modalities and programmes of the university will be discussed in the next meetings,” said an official present during the meeting. The speaker has asked the K-P higher education department to be present at the next meeting with all relevant records. {High vacuum bulb explosions, Generator explosions, IED explosions?}
The official said K-P’s Higher Education Minister Mushtaq Ghani and secretary, who were not present during the meeting, have been asked to complete their side of the work before the next meeting.{Are they gone on a field trip for practicals?}
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butt bhat ij daaru ulloo haq-mania?
ij it bhiskey drinking phan-ke-lubb aaf jarnail e khas zia-ulloo-haq?
ij it bhiskey drinking phan-ke-lubb aaf jarnail e khas zia-ulloo-haq?
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https://tribune.com.pk/story/1360941/pt ... ir-safari/
Pakistan will soon be among top tourist destinations of the world
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Ahmadi lawyer killed in ‘LeJ attack’
After shooting Mr Latif, the attacker was seen fleeing from the crime scene in a rickshaw.
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Mauleners, I habe a pooch. Actually a nanha mujahid in the deaf and dumb phorum haj a pooch:
Bhat ij your advice, hain ji?
Mauleners, I am soching that since this nanha muj haj gone through sax with men, he ij phully qualified to be Pa'stan fauj chief of army staff.most regular reason fo rejecting in army
i want to ask that:[1] WHAT is the most regular reason of rjecting in medical test?.... [2] if a man go through sex withmen can he able to go army throuh tcc or any? [3] how to cure knee knocking?? questions are akward but need answers
Bhat ij your advice, hain ji?
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Bhaat a wonder-e-fool qweschen Biradher Bhai-kool
Al-Ham-Da-L
I bill advije the above nanha moojahid to wait phor twenty or thirty years and drectly apply phor post oph Cheep of Army Staff oph Bakistaan.
Then he will hap all the qwaliphications including animal husbandry, sax with men, crreckt age group, and pig musharraf and tummy phor the job
Bismilla
Al-Ham-Da-L
I bill advije the above nanha moojahid to wait phor twenty or thirty years and drectly apply phor post oph Cheep of Army Staff oph Bakistaan.
Then he will hap all the qwaliphications including animal husbandry, sax with men, crreckt age group, and pig musharraf and tummy phor the job
Bismilla
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Inauguration of the tunnal has given new hope for al bakistan jihadi munnas, now each jihadi tunnal will have a SOS station complete with goat sheds et al
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https://www.thenews.com.pk/magazine/mon ... square-one
^^Demonstration of using the Jinn inside to generate bijilee
Punjab chief minister Shahbaz Sharif has recently claimed that the PML-N government would not only overcome the power crisis by the end of the current year but it would produce so much surplus electricity that it could even be exported to the Narendra Modi-ruled India. Solution is Jinn bijilee
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neeraj Ji :neeraj wrote:
https://www.thenews.com.pk/magazine/mon ... square-one
^^Demonstration of using the Jinn inside to generate bijilee
Punjab chief minister Shahbaz Sharif has recently claimed that the PML-N government would not only overcome the power crisis by the end of the current year but it would produce so much surplus electricity that it could even be exported to the Narendra Modi-ruled India. Solution is Jinn bijilee
Au Contraire Mon Ami. The Lady is practicing her Viva Voce skills.
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^firench bin lateen ispeaking raa ajint spotted.
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"bhen i bolo ki take the bulb into juor mouth babbee... eye didn't mean it laike thaaat!!"
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Lalmullah, matter of fatwa inducing queschon... Ij bulb halal or haram to be taken in mouth?
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iph mullah bolo ki bulb taking in mooh is halal, then hu are ju to cumplain hain?
du ju naat want ayeshasophpakistan to discover the truth and light of his message via the direct transmission method pioneered at LMU?
are ju a mulk-drohi? should eye report ju to CIA drone-e-khana?
hain?
or aar ju still trapped behind lines in red lips?
du ju naat want ayeshasophpakistan to discover the truth and light of his message via the direct transmission method pioneered at LMU?
are ju a mulk-drohi? should eye report ju to CIA drone-e-khana?
hain?
or aar ju still trapped behind lines in red lips?
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http://sites.alriyadh.com/en/article/84 ... -30-sheeps
Pakistani resident is facing charges of raping 30 sheeps belonging to a citizen in Al Aflag. The arrest came following a complaint received by the police station from a citizen reporting the capturing of the accused offender in the sheeps yard before midnight to conduct a sexual intercourse with the animals.
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Silence of the lambs Baki edition
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This paki's actions could have short circuited a national past time for the saudis and affected their HS&D.LokeshC wrote:Silence of the lambs Baki edition
Saudi Arabia Holds First Beauty Pageant . . . for Sheep
http://www.foxnews.com/story/2008/10/31 ... sheep.html
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it is more likely to be a jealousy situation. al sheikh got jalwa from seeing his khushboos brazenly giving it away to a half-kaffir
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Speaking of Khusbu's, here's one dancing to Bollywood tune no less.
Is it even halaal
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=npSDybUzufQ
The Bai bai at the end totally kills it...
Is it even halaal
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=npSDybUzufQ
The Bai bai at the end totally kills it...
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https://www.instagram.com/p/BRsKn7mAAdD/
Census Al-Bakistani style!
Pleaj to dekho that census mard has four armed mard witnesses to ensure his aktivities are shariah cumpliant.
Census Al-Bakistani style!
Pleaj to dekho that census mard has four armed mard witnesses to ensure his aktivities are shariah cumpliant.
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but how ij he to validate that motor ham behind burkha is indeed motor ham and not an escaping LMU lecturer when Emperor Xi orders a clampdown hain ji?
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^^^
Arrah knowjs best!
Arrah knowjs best!
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https://www.dawn.com/news/1327008/brain ... -young-man
‘Brain-eating’ amoeba kills young man
How can amoeba eat the brains of brainless peoples hainji? Mashallah AmOebA!
‘Brain-eating’ amoeba kills young man
How can amoeba eat the brains of brainless peoples hainji? Mashallah A
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Caption time. Bhat ij Bajwa shaying?
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"Ju look laike Amritraj! Last time he waj hiyar - he made the hole thij big!
"Yeah, says so in my little black book... also says you know some dirty little tricks eh?"
"haan ji... aap ki jo hukum!"
"Yeah, says so in my little black book... also says you know some dirty little tricks eh?"
"haan ji... aap ki jo hukum!"
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^^^
Ahmedi Bajwa ij explaining the size of the Bakistani MO-AB bum that can be mijjile phyrred.
BTW - bhat happened to the Baki Jernail danda?
Ahmedi Bajwa ij explaining the size of the Bakistani MO-AB bum that can be mijjile phyrred.
BTW - bhat happened to the Baki Jernail danda?
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the danda is holding up the jhanda... both are made by the panda...
jarnail is holding his andas
murkin saheb ij explaining his fundas
hu ij the banda?
jarnail is holding his andas
murkin saheb ij explaining his fundas
hu ij the banda?