Bakistan: Emirate of New-clear Inquilabi States-Bojitiv Newj

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More TVs destroyed today.

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Mayoosi phehel gayi hai.

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Can we expect to see more crying of this type?

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Pleaj to note, those TVs were kufr. Naw with CPEC, there will be new replacement Chini maal from tarrel than mountain fliend, which the aam faithfools can enjoy.
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Bhy ij two face momeen touching hij green half?

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^^^ Pecauj the other (hidden) haath ij squeezing hij white half pelow.
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Maulaners, hear ij my bredickshun for the CT2017 phinul on June atarah between Sooth Asia and Yindia:

1. If Sooth Asia wins, there will be AK phyr all over Bakistan, resulting in kircket shaheeds and 'mauka' lungi dance. Jahil Hamid will have bideo of him riding on hij bhite horse and planting the Baki flag on Lal kila.
2. If Sooth Asia loses, there will be no 'mauka' phyr and TVs and kirket bats all over Bakistan that will be shaheed. Jahil Hamid will have bideo of kanspiracy theory of fifth generation warfare being unleashed on Bakistan through kirket.
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Maulaners i hab a kweschun, what ib i go to a india-pak game dressed in green flag with paki moon and cheer the indian team?

A.) ij it haraam?
B.) will i get flee vija to india?
C.) will i pe arrested when go peck to hometown

Kind to gibh lekal adbhise only
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eye suno taht Ind-Pak CT2017 phinal ijj "fixed" to be blayed on Fathers Din ...

My pooch ijj even iph the four-fathers of Paki quam show ap to cheer theiyar beta's on the field ,what is the takniki by which a Paki player can pehchan his abbajan/s ?

Maulaners plijj to gibe advice
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Rishi Verma wrote:Maulaners i hab a kweschun, what ib i go to a india-pak game dressed in green flag with paki moon and cheer the indian team?

A.) ij it haraam?
B.) will i get flee vija to india?
C.) will i pe arrested when go peck to hometown

Kind to gibh lekal adbhise only
Plasphemy!!! waj-bull-cutlet!
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Lilo wrote:eye suno taht Ind-Pak CT2017 phinal ijj "fixed" to be blayed on Fathers Din ...

My pooch ijj even iph the four-fathers of Paki quam show ap to cheer theiyar beta's on the field ,what is the takniki by which a Paki player can pehchan his abbajan/s ?

Maulaners plijj to gibe advice
Baki blayer needs consultation with Viru to pehchan his baap!
With CPEC, Baki might claim it could also be Co-jin-ping Ilon Blothel 'Pei Chan' aj abbajan.
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RCase wrote:Maulaners, hear ij my bredickshun for the CT2017 phinul on June atarah between Sooth Asia and Yindia:

1. If Sooth Asia wins, there will be AK phyr all over Bakistan, resulting in kircket shaheeds and 'mauka' lungi dance. Jahil Hamid will have bideo of him riding on hij bhite horse and planting the Baki flag on Lal kila.
2. If Sooth Asia loses, there will be no 'mauka' phyr and TVs and kirket bats all over Bakistan that will be shaheed. Jahil Hamid will have bideo of kanspiracy theory of fifth generation warfare being unleashed on Bakistan through kirket.
Lo ji ... pesh hai:
https://tribune.com.pk/story/1439619/pa ... -peshawar/
PESHAWAR: Following the Pakistan cricket team’s success against India in the final of the ICC Champions Trophy, many citizens in Peshawar fired gunshots in the air on Sunday night to celebrate the victory, injuring 32 people.
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RCase wrote:
RCase wrote:Maulaners, hear ij my bredickshun for the CT2017 phinul on June atarah between Sooth Asia and Yindia:

1. If Sooth Asia wins, there will be AK phyr all over Bakistan, resulting in kircket shaheeds and 'mauka' lungi dance. Jahil Hamid will have bideo of him riding on hij bhite horse and planting the Baki flag on Lal kila.
2. If Sooth Asia loses, there will be no 'mauka' phyr and TVs and kirket bats all over Bakistan that will be shaheed. Jahil Hamid will have bideo of kanspiracy theory of fifth generation warfare being unleashed on Bakistan through kirket.
Lo ji ... pesh hai:
https://tribune.com.pk/story/1439619/pa ... -peshawar/
PESHAWAR: Following the Pakistan cricket team’s success against India in the final of the ICC Champions Trophy, many citizens in Peshawar fired gunshots in the air on Sunday night to celebrate the victory, injuring 32 people.

https://tribune.com.pk/story/1439607/pp ... phy-final/
KARACHI: Police arrested Pakistan People’s Party (PPP) leader Amanullah Mehsud for aerial firing following Pakistan’s victory against India in the Champions Trophy final on Sunday evening.

Mehsud was arrested by district south police in an overnight raid. An FIR 285/17 was also registered against him at the Darakhshan police station in Karachi.
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Ya allah! Bhaat ij dis?
http://daily.bhaskar.com/news/TOP-benaz ... ?ref=fbo10
‘Secret Sex Life Of Benazir Bhutto’; Former Pak PM’s Past Had A Man Half Her Age, A Cricketer And Bizarre Wild Parties
This Fake khabar says that Mard-e-Momin Imran Khan had relashuns with Bibi like he has with goat? Maulaners bliss to klarify.
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Prasant wrote:Ya allah! Bhaat ij dis?
http://daily.bhaskar.com/news/TOP-benaz ... ?ref=fbo10
‘Secret Sex Life Of Benazir Bhutto’; Former Pak PM’s Past Had A Man Half Her Age, A Cricketer And Bizarre Wild Parties
This Fake khabar says that Mard-e-Momin Imran Khan had relashuns with Bibi like he has with goat? Maulaners bliss to klarify.
Abter many hours rejaarch I found evidence that thjes is allowbed in our pure land, watch video from 2:00.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5kxaCcVIaFc
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My uncle just abblied phor USA vija. He philled the farum in total detailing.

Name: Abdul
Address: Pindi Chana Rd, Rawalpindi
Sex: Goat

Usa vija jernail yell at my chacha, "Goat?" I need "male" or "phemale"

Chacha said "Both"

Amrican Vija jernail said "holy cow"
Chacha said yes yes that too

Chacha also had to show ahem ahem bhedio with goats as proofing

Finally vija was gibhen
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mush tales
Old Mush was sipping a drink and reminiscing about the good old days recently, we hear. He spoke to friends about aspects of his fascinating journey in the first decade of the millennium. On this occasion, he was recounting the Father of Our Bum’s escapades and how he was presented with irrefutable evidence that FOOB was sharing our nuclear secrets with would-be Bummers like Iran and Libya. Whereupon, Mush says he did a spontaneous “audit” before summoning FOOB for interrogation. He says one entry stated that FOOB had bought “springs” worth $ 8000 each and upon investigation, it was revealed that each spring had cost a mere $ 8 at – wait for it – Walmart! The price had been inflated exponentially. And lest we forget, PanamaLeaks also exposed FOOB as an owner of two offshore companies
http://www.thefridaytimes.com/tft/such-gup-191/
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https://www.dawn.com/news/1341737/profe ... nely-needy

Who says bakis aren't professional hain ji??? Bakis now no 1 in professional begging.. Al Qaeda e Azam Jinna's dream fulfulled finally ..
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Wannabe baki arap kids. True Bakistaniat is displayed by the kid in the middle (bikhari mudra).
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This is how Bakistan will look like after CPEC colonization.
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du ju mean that CPEC will open up whole new cheen mein anand opportunities?
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Bakistani fairohs, watch out for the Yahud-Hanud sazish!
Barting of the Red Sea LoC by Moesdi and the Israelites, coming soon!
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Spot the RAW agint!
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In this a bicchar of world phamous martial bak fauj, implementing a victory by depleting the oppressors food stocks?
They had a stunning victory in '71 in the eastern phront, by forcing kafir yindoos to bear the cost oph phood
Marshallaw bhat a colourphool victory
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Bakistani science-daan are wife-beaters & bhorld beaters in gentic teknology
Just like bakistani khatoon with Ameloplastoma asking phor Indian vija
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Very interesting, who will the kid call abbu and ammi hain ji? Burhan's abbu is the father coz he donated the spearm, & burhan is the mother hain ji?
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Diyar jirga,
Bhy is Laluddin bin Lemonadee displaying photu of Bajuva and Raheelva on his Lal-thaila ??

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Caption time. Don't ignore the nanha zia ul haq in the photu.


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meanbhile , bious neuj continuej

http://www.thefridaytimes.com/tft/too-b ... thorities/
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anupmisra wrote:Caption time. Don't ignore the nanha zia ul haq in the photu.


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Yes, yes, King Julien is out of town and I have been made Prince Regent in his absence.

https://www.google.co.uk/search?q=King+ ... 3&bih=1033

P.S. What do you mean by am I gay?
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AjayKK wrote:Diyar jirga,
Bhy is Laluddin bin Lemonadee displaying photu of Bajuva and Raheelva on his Lal-thaila ??

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Maybe part of Fauji foundation enterprises?
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Diyar jirga-bin-missing maulanas, bhat is meant by "Well come World Eleven"?
Doej it mean our birather Xi al Eleven bin doklamed is now world phamous?
Also, ij thij big board a GeePeeYes type identifier for birathers looking to have some explojive fun?

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And doej 'Ladies Check-in Booth' mean Aisha bin atimbum should explode herself there onlee?

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And what is meant by 'Cricket ki Hala Lala' :roll:
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Chinese Woman in Pakistan under CPEC thrashes pakistani

Learned maulaners, bliss to explain where mujahids can learn kung fu to defend honor and dignity phrom chinese mohtormas
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AjayKK wrote:And doej 'Ladies Check-in Booth' mean Aisha bin atimbum should explode herself there onlee?

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Ladeej checking boothj are far making suar no momeen mardj in ladeej burkhaj get in at half price. Do joo not remember thij famoush inshident?

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Manish_P wrote:Chinese Woman in Pakistan under CPEC thrashes pakistani

Learned maulaners, bliss to explain where mujahids can learn kung fu to defend honor and dignity phrom chinese mohtormas
Thij is not going good maulanas...all chinij have taken over bakistan.
I prejent to you new evidence of the same:

Hiyar you see chinij crane maker Tadano illegally occupying border road in ijalamabad

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On clojer examination, injinneer is also chinij...are bakistani injinneers all attained shahadat? sharam sharam.

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And above all, camera ij also chinij...with 3 chini motorham bina mahram and no burkha chatting with Camera abdul:

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Now if the tallel than mountain chini birathers were selling good stuff, then it would not be a problem...but see their updated version of Solar khatara teenpahiya...how is an abdul supposed to crash this into kuffar buildings??

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anupmisra wrote:
Ladeej checking boothj are far making suar no momeen mardj in ladeej burkhaj get in at half price. Do joo not remember thij famoush inshident?
But Baki momeens are 7 feet tall and tent bin tambu ij so small? Abdul bin burkha cant go injide this tent unless he has to adopt bakistani position of guboing?
Also tambu will block soosai abdul from driving into the ishtadium...ghor naainsafi.

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anupmisra wrote:Caption time. Don't ignore the nanha zia ul haq in the photu.


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Stand and clap in a circle Mauleners, ju will see the Nagin dance.
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Plij to explain why Abdul in bottom right corner says "Ispeshal thanks to Bakistani Army"?

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Bhat does it mean 'Undisclosed destination' from where temporary momeen Abbasi is taking a joyride in his F solah before Marriyum motorham takes charge? Doej it mean destination is in the hand of ATM?

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^^^
Canopy contains a crate of mangoes? :)
Is that bhy destinashun is undisclosed?
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AjayKK wrote:Plij to explain why Abdul in bottom right corner says "Ispeshal thanks to Bakistani Army"?

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Ok, how many international players masturbated in the pakistan for which the Bakistanese are saying thanks?
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