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ebil raa ajints watch out : ISI bredicts earthquake bill hit Indjun Ocean
Pakistan's ISI informed the country that there might be a major earthquake coming their way.
Pakistan's Earthquake Reconstruction and Rehabilitation Authority (ERRA) received information from country's intelligence agency about a 'likelihood of large scale earthquake'.
Point one can note and probably laugh at is that the information was not released by Pakistan's meteorological department but their intelligence agency - Inter Service Intelligence (ISI).
ERRA's Rehabilitation Wing released a notice saying, "An information report has been received from Directorate General, Inter Sevice Intelligence that there is, reportedly, likelihood of large scale earthquake."
maulaners blease to advije ij it a yyy kanspiracy?
The robbers came prepared. Police and witnesses said they brought three cars and a small truck to plunder Hyon Ki Yong’s trove of alcoholic drinks, which is worth more than $150,000 on the black market in a country where it is illegal for Muslims to consume alcohol.
The police, who recovered much of the stash soon after the Oct. 3 burglary, say that the three robbers were police officers and have issued arrest warrants for them and for a member of a well-known bootlegging family. They have also arrested Hyon’s housekeeper.
Senior police and customs officials say the discovery of such a large amount of liquor has led them to conclude that some North Korean diplomats are involved in selling alcohol either to make money for themselves or to provide funds for the cash-starved regime in Pyongyang.
The North Korean government is facing increasingly tough United Nations-backed economic sanctions because of its nuclear weapons and missile development programs.
“This North Korean was involved in liquor selling,” said a senior police official in Islamabad who is familiar with the investigation, in reference to Hyon.
A 14-year-old boy has been arrested on charges of sexually assaulting a hen in Pakistan's Punjab province of Pakistan, a media report said today.
Mansab Ali, a resident of Jalapur Bhatian police station Hafizabad, some 200km from Lahore, told police that his neighbour Ansar Hussain "abducted" his hen on November 11 and "raped" it.
"The hen died while being sexually assaulted by Hussain. Two persons — Nasrullah and Tufail - witnessed this act," an FIR quoted the complainant as saying.
Hain. How can nanha mujahid be arrested. Bhere are the four witnesses??
Lalmullah - technical pooch. I am aware oph Khushpoos and Ayeshas, bhat what is a 'hen' ?
Fraam to-din, all henj habe gone on ishtrike and bill naat lay eegj in protesht. All roojterj habe alsho complained that the new bar ij now berry berry high.
diyar man-ish-pukahtunwallah
faarstly LET me kaangarjulaite ju on having a 400% halal naam
ju pooch bhat ij hen?
i pooch bhat ij hen-ji?
it ij a deeply feel-o-sophia-kal pooch, the matlab aaf "ij"
now ju samajh, hen-ji?
Amid criticism over the usage of the term “Black Friday” in Pakistan, e-commerce giants such as Daraz and Yayvo changed the names of their Black Friday sale events to Big Friday 2017 and White Friday 2017 respectively
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One pooch. Arr the giants 100% halal Jihadi Green Giants hain jee ?
Diyar Man_bunch_baki_ud_din
ju soch ki jaali green jiants aar naat halaal? hen-ji?
eye always soch ki jihadis in fauj are all jaali, that eej to bol ke naat jally after some bhiskey in the afsars mess, but jaali as in hazaar notes we CHapo to defeat the cunning yindoos
ju dekh and samajh naau?
pee ess, thanks faar lactating khusboos... my river waj running sookha aaf late...
Bakistani biradhers hand-e-some-ly won the 72 meter running competition against Creek Phootpaal phans.
They saw Green Green Phlag and ran, like they were getting their 72...
Diyar Lalmullah, Your brayers will pee answered todin..
Our fellow apduls are getting their rageboy faces on! We will soon start screaming, purning and raakit marding all over bakistan.. Trumb has kanphhirmed Jerusalem as the Yehudi kapital!
I hope we see some old fashioned, broberly ishpelled placards, tyre purning and friendly AK phyrr..
(Eye yam slightly miffed about the ishpellings and the general lack of AK phyrr, not even the trusty torture tents!!.. but fikar naat! imbrove we will!)
my entire mad-ras-aaah kelaas ij in uproar
farstlee sheikh-al-santra haj made al quds as kapital aaf duniya-al-yahudi
butt
most misphiryingly he haj naat put dastakhat on fatwa to move embassy to al quds!
eye yam most kanphuujed
ij sheikh al santra bith uj or khilaaf uj??!
eye must lie down with a fresh khushboo and a kanadian vija application faarm to soch about this...
bious baki jernail bajwa waj asked tuff queschuns by baki centaurs. here goej:
Although QJB’s interaction with the Senate has gone down well generally (pun intended), the wags are having a field day on the “tough questions” put to him by our brave Parliamentarians:
1.How’re you feeling today?
2.How’s the family? All well?
3.Brilliantly polished shoes, who does them?
4.Would you like an increase in your budget?
wig wrote:bious baki jernail bajwa waj asked tuff queschuns by baki centaurs. here goej:
Although QJB’s interaction with the Senate has gone down well generally (pun intended), the wags are having a field day on the “tough questions” put to him by our brave Parliamentarians:
1.How’re you feeling today?
2.How’s the family? All well?
3.Brilliantly polished shoes, who does them?
4.Would you like an increase in your budget?