Bakistan: Emirate of New-clear Inquilabi States-Bojitiv Newj

Lalmohan · Post by **Lalmohan** » 26 Jul 2018 23:01

tauba tauba
eye waj only boloing ke eye bhill read holi texts bith her...

anupmisra · Post by **anupmisra** » 27 Jul 2018 01:06

Peerniji aphter sunoing the khush khabar:

SBajwa · Post by **SBajwa** » 27 Jul 2018 02:21

Lalmohan wrote:bye de waye
iph ganja can chakki pisao in jail
bhy naat mushi-the-khushi?

Cooked and with other weird stuff causing very bad smell

RCase · Post by **RCase** » 27 Jul 2018 11:01

Lalmohan wrote:bhell hij aurat-e-kitaab waife put out al-teetar todin bith kaangratulashuns and remainders oph 'please to yaad karo bhy ju bhent to paalitiks in pehla place'

I wood laike to be in kave kamplex bith her...

Lalmullah, are ju contimplating offering halala services for peerani in kave kamplex? Missphortunately Ms. Beyreham Khan ij busy with her al-kitab bijiness and naat available for halala.

RCase · Post by **RCase** » 27 Jul 2018 11:12

anupmisra wrote:Peerniji aphter sunoing the khush khabar:

The babe-e-quam of al-Bakwasistan doing Djinn-dance?

Lalmohan · Post by **Lalmohan** » 27 Jul 2018 13:27

hu needs halala bhen ju kan habh halla-gulla? hain?

RCase · Post by **RCase** » 31 Jul 2018 23:20

Groper al-boobi-squeejee-Gilani: So wish that I could move more leftward! Mijjile ij erekted and raadi to be launched, with covered hath shields !
Maulana Diesel: To hell with being surreptitious. This is how al-boobi-squeejee ij done.
Is that dus percenti behind the motor-mama Sherry?

Gagan · Post by **Gagan** » 01 Aug 2018 00:51

Maulanar Dijjel ij showing eberyone Al-Magic by hij hand tecknik.
It ij called "How to make jour Wallet dijabbear py poop-squeeji"
Notis haw Poop-Squeeji Geela-ni and his Fraand are protecting theyir phamily wallets - klearly they are phearfool oph power-fool majic

RCase · Post by **RCase** » 01 Aug 2018 08:20

#FrandshipDayWithRoohAfja
Look at what Rooh Afja ij parmoting. These uncobered wimmens are sitting within 6 inches with na-mehram mens and enjoying drink. Astagfikrallah. Winners will be sent to ''Onedearlund'. Need to send this to the Kaunsil of Ijlamic IEDology of Bakistan.

RCase · Post by **RCase** » 02 Aug 2018 04:03

https://www.dawn.com/news/1424086/imran ... rs-enclave

During the meeting, the district administration officials told him that his residence could not be provided foolproof security as the area was open and vulnerable to threat.

Dimran ij faced with prablem. If he haj bunga bunga parties with bunnies and tellibunnies in BunnyGala, he will be open and vulnerable to threat from Peerni. It will be only matter of time when Peerni will question KYC (no, naat Know Your Customer silly... KY and Cigar cases). Hij official rejidence will be in Minister's EnKave kamplex.

RCase · Post by **RCase** » 02 Aug 2018 04:12

Hmm... GREEN passport!!! Mishkeen, you go there for special processing.

wig · Post by **wig** » 02 Aug 2018 09:27

inveshtigative and deductib reajoning by ebil yindian jaurnalisht.
from hiyar
http://www.dailyexcelsior.com/imran-no-friend-of-india/

Bushra Maneka stepped in and Khan made PM! Goes to prove that one Bushra in hand is worth a Jemima and a Reham in the bush.
Bushra covers Khan’s spirituality base

RCase · Post by **RCase** » 02 Aug 2018 23:39

Taking advantage of narrow doorway... Mashallah for the Yindoos to invent narrow doorways!
Maulana to Groper - "Let me show you how it ij done - hear ij al-boobi-squeezee-bin-mijjile-wal-malish."

RCase · Post by **RCase** » 02 Aug 2018 23:44

Who said Bakistan was NOT A LIBERAL DEMOCRACY? There are SO MANY minority wimmens who vote.

RCase · Post by **RCase** » 02 Aug 2018 23:45

Spaat the Rakit mard!

RCase · Post by **RCase** » 02 Aug 2018 23:48

Lo jee... Gajwa-e-Hind has oph-e-cially started with this Mahdi riding hij white horse towards Wagah. He ij already declaring victory over the Yindoos!

RCase · Post by **RCase** » 02 Aug 2018 23:50

Naan burqa clad RAA ajints all wanting Thumbs Up, instead of Zam-Zam.

RCase · Post by **RCase** » 02 Aug 2018 23:53

Where ij the hole?

RCase · Post by **RCase** » 05 Aug 2018 12:37

https://www.dawn.com/news/1425004/recor ... r-pakistan

Record-breaking Fckhar wants to win more for Pakistan

Na, na, na...This Bakistani is naat in comp-e-tshun to produce more nanhas.

RCase · Post by **RCase** » 10 Aug 2018 02:01

https://instagram.com/p/BkPff53AIa-/?ut ... te_control

Unsurprisingly, the comments section was a cesspool of negativity and hatred. Instead of recognising what an accomplishment it is for women to play football in a society knee-deep in patriarchy, people chose to focus on the girls’ attire.

Maulaners, bhat ij happening in Bakistan...? These wimmens are not veering knee-deep clothes. What will happen to all the momins? How will they be able to control themselves?

Firstly, football is haram.
Secondly, shorts is haram
Thirdly, Ayeshas playing is haram.

Lalmohan · Post by **Lalmohan** » 10 Aug 2018 14:41

iph ju do triple haram - kum to my kave kaamplex, eye kan help ju
(only phemail phootball khilaRis need apply)

RCase · Post by **RCase** » 11 Aug 2018 02:22

^^^
Lalmullah - are ju cum-pee-ting with Maulana sand-which? Ju want the Krachi United crotchy akshun?

RCase · Post by **RCase** » 11 Aug 2018 02:37

https://i.dawn.com/large/2018/08/5b6d8e0255f79.jpg

EYESIGHT WARNING: Unless ju have the lub oph seeing a ball bursting at its seams, pleaj do naat klick on link. Ju have been warned ....!
Indian Ambassidor - "Kaptaan, here ij a tofa to keep reminding ju that India knows haw to wield the balla and turn the baal purple"

SBajwa · Post by **SBajwa** » 11 Aug 2018 02:44

RCase wrote:https://i.dawn.com/large/2018/08/5b6d8e0255f79.jpg

EYESIGHT WARNING: Unless ju have the lub oph seeing a ball bursting at its seams, pleaj do naat klick on link. Ju have been warned ....!
Indian Ambassidor - "Kaptaan, here ij a tofa to keep reminding ju that India knows haw to wield the balla and turn the baal purple"

That's the real defense minister a pucca pehelwan!

RCase · Post by **RCase** » 11 Aug 2018 04:02

https://tribune.com.pk/story/1777629/4- ... -pakistan/

'Sound Diaries’ explores authentic, natural sounds of Pakistan'

Naaw what kind of sounds wood that bhe? Pindi channa eggsblosions or IED bums or AK phyr or mijjile phyr or raandi rhona of Core Issue?

Leonard · Post by **Leonard** » 11 Aug 2018 06:06

Learned Maulana's ..

Why DID I'M the Dim -- take PBUHs oath and hook up with LETTERBOX -- Peerni ?

I'm the DIM's -- bestest "WELL KNOWN encounter" as per his ex was with ..transgender dancer Rimal -- use google chacha to get full view ..

Also I'M the DIM seems to ENJOY "Peachy Pomogranate" flavored ASHNA's like Zak, Murad Ali, & Moby -- Moby was his favorite ASHNA -- who preferred BANI -- haveli as HQ -- while leaving his SHQ for Lal Mullah ??

What's the shariah rooling on using Cigar cases and excessive quantity of imported LARGE SIZE KY Jelly toobes -- Especially when the PRECIOUS Pakistani Foreign Dollars reserve is JUST for 2 weeks ??

Also I'M the DIM -- is IMPORTING -- BROKEBACK mountain and other DVDs for REGULAR MALISH, and NOW he wants a 2 INCH -- MISSILE GROWTH -- Extension ?

Did his CHINI IMPORTED -- MISSILE mal NOT satisfy him ? Too Small ? Too Small KT Explosion ?

Why canno't I'M the DIM use DESI GHEE in NAYA Pakistan ?

Can Maulana's issue a FATWA against KY Jelly ? Use DESI GHEE instead ..

RCase · Post by **RCase** » 12 Aug 2018 05:25

https://www.dawn.com/news/1426342/creat ... ealth-fund

Asad Umar has eschewed the option of launching yet another simplistic and misguided privatisation drive in favour of a more sophisticated solution: a sovereign wealth fund (SWF). Generally associated with wealthy countries looking to invest their surplus capital, an SWF provides a number of other benefits too.

Maulaners, this Baki haj prilliant iedya of creating soverginity wealth phund!
Wasn't soverginity already sold. It started with Allah, UQueenistan, Amrika, Saud, Cheen and god knows who else.
Wealth - then why the kashkol?

CJP Suar Motor should take notice of this and start the SWF.

Lalmohan · Post by **Lalmohan** » 13 Aug 2018 13:30

RCase wrote:^^^
Lalmullah - are ju cum-pee-ting with Maulana sand-which? Ju want the Krachi United crotchy akshun?

duh! ij the ayatollah a Shiite?! hain?

eye yam all in favur aaf wimmin sports (eye yam thoroughly maadaarn maulaner!)

RCase · Post by **RCase** » 15 Aug 2018 00:59

^^^
A-stag-for-lala. Naah. It ij Sue-Knee. Don't ju see all those Shi's showing theyar knees. (uncobered meat).

RCase · Post by **RCase** » 15 Aug 2018 06:30

Ij naughty ayesha showing her breference using the Bartania douple finger?

RCase · Post by **RCase** » 15 Aug 2018 06:34

Wing Commander Bilal in Dimran's Naya Bakistan. Pleaj to check hij shoej!

RCase · Post by **RCase** » 15 Aug 2018 07:05

Ij this car subbosed to go Ka-Boom?

disha · Post by **disha** » 15 Aug 2018 20:22

Happy dependence day to Porkis! May you continue to depend on pig-eating biraders for another 4-5 years.

anishns · Post by **anishns** » 18 Aug 2018 03:15

Is that Hajam Sethi?

RCase · Post by **RCase** » 19 Aug 2018 01:06

Taliban Khan and his ~~chick~~ CHICKEN. Cock-a-doodle-do!

RCase · Post by **RCase** » 19 Aug 2018 01:12

https://www.dawn.com/news/1423269/goat- ... tsman-ever

Khan he be the sports GOAT?
Now that the case has been outlined, it's time to test it.

It's pretty clear that this Pakistani-born's story is the greatest among all cricketers', past and present. But does it also transcend cricket and compare favourably with the rest of the sporting world's heavyweights?

Does he have the CV to warrant a mention in sports' Greatest Of All Time (GOAT) debate?

Maulaners, ijn't Taliban Khan all ready a bakra of the Bak fauj? It will only be a matter of time before he gets halaled by them.

RCase · Post by **RCase** » 21 Aug 2018 14:09

Maulaners, what if Budhu had been outfitted with a soosai vest and given an IED mubarak?

How did Pajwa give him a hug? Does he naat no Hindustanis are nown for 'Muh mein Ram Ram, bagal mein churi/, hainji?

anupmisra · Post by **anupmisra** » 22 Aug 2018 00:41

RCase wrote:

Maulaners, what if Budhu had been outfitted with a soosai vest and given an IED mubarak?

How did Pajwa give him a hug? Does he naat no Hindustanis are nown for 'Muh mein Ram Ram, bagal mein churi/, hainji?

By the lookj of Waist Bajwa's qamar, he ij alsho bearing a aunty-soocide best. The bharttiya raving ambajadoor is rubbing hij haath on it. Dekho care fooly.

RCase · Post by **RCase** » 22 Aug 2018 01:08

^^^
Did ju dekho. Fauj haj it's own peauty contest. Jernail Pajwa ij wearing a sash like the peauty queens.

Lalmohan · Post by **Lalmohan** » 22 Aug 2018 13:55

ju phool! that ij naat a sash!!
that ij bhat hij four-fathers use to strap him to the suspended wagon wheel at the 'frisky moustache' club bhen they play 'spin the wheel' on jumma raat