Bakistan: Emirate of New-clear Inquilabi States-Bojitiv Newj
Re: Bakistan: Emirate of New-clear Inquilabi States-Bojitiv Newj
Guys, the mijjile lawnch ij the other side!
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Ayesha: I want firm and round poops like that!
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Pesticide for the vermin?
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R Case Sir, your comments are amateurish at best . Sorry but this is not PR estandard. Blease to delete. Salam
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Pundrahpercenti with matchis baax with hij own photu.
Re: Bakistan: Emirate of New-clear Inquilabi States-Bojitiv Newj
I hab sunoed dat I-m-Raand de Gaand haz sebral seegaar kases in hiz bedroom
Ij dere a konnection ?
Azz dey say "No esmoke bina Phyrr"
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Ij dere a konnection ?
Azz dey say "No esmoke bina Phyrr"
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Re: Bakistan: Emirate of New-clear Inquilabi States-Bojitiv Newj
Whooj Danda size ij Im-the-Dim indikating hain ?
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he ij boling of time bhen he waj catching in da sleeps and mushy's golas were being batted by amritraj out in all directions
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broof that bakistani raakit ij 10 times the length of yindoo raakit.
1 bakistani raakit = 10 yindoo raakit.
1 bakistani raakit = 10 yindoo raakit.
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We allbays kover our guns (military waala) bith protektshun against misphyrrs and to prebent premature ejjakulation
Re: Bakistan: Emirate of New-clear Inquilabi States-Bojitiv Newj
naat to menshun letting nanha's play with raakits...
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bious mayour car goes for a dribe
https://www.dawn.com/news/1431718/mayor ... fence-area
https://www.dawn.com/news/1431718/mayor ... fence-area
Amid rising street crimes and a significant spike in theft of governmental vehicles, Mayor Karachi Waseem Akhtar's official car was snatched on gunpoint in Karachi's upscale Defence locale.
"At about 3pm a Toyota Corolla number plate GSD 999 was snatched from near Shahbaz Commercial area," SSP South Omar Shahid Hamid said, adding that Mayor Karachi Akhtar's family was using the car.
According to the police officer, three men in a white Suzuki Cultus snatched the car on gunpoint. "The case seems to be linked to earlier snatching of governmental vehicles," he said.
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Re: Bakistan: Emirate of New-clear Inquilabi States-Bojitiv Newj
Bachabaazi is a specialty saarLalmohan wrote:naat to menshun letting nanha's play with raakits...
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Out of the box thinking ...
Hire nanha mujahids instead of regular faujis, no need to provide them with fauji uniforms and regular wages - reduces costs.
Hire nanha mujahids instead of regular faujis, no need to provide them with fauji uniforms and regular wages - reduces costs.
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Out oph de Box thinking -
Send nanha and not-so-nanha mujahids on one-way soosai missions. No need phor retirement pensions, zameen.. ityadi!
No need phor box to put the pieces (post dhamaka) eben!
Bait.. we hab been doing just that phor years.
Send nanha and not-so-nanha mujahids on one-way soosai missions. No need phor retirement pensions, zameen.. ityadi!
No need phor box to put the pieces (post dhamaka) eben!
Bait.. we hab been doing just that phor years.
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Spaat the RAA agint..
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Bhat are the moolahj looking for?
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looking? that eej a raakit praaapeld gaynade
mullaj are looking phor phyrr n phorget mode onlee
mullaj are looking phor phyrr n phorget mode onlee
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They are look-e-ing for IED Mubarak Ka Chaaaaand
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DK Bose, theej Maulanar are hi-phii
Maybe they are looking into theyir neighbour's goat shed to see IED-Ka-Chaand
Maybe they are looking into theyir neighbour's goat shed to see IED-Ka-Chaand
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du ju mean they are looking at bakri moon(ing) and thinking of ekjplojuns?
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A one-man army in Bakistan. This guy has 210 million more terrorists to go.
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eej that the new pindi chana ekjpoljun takniki phor repelling t'rr'ists?
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Re: Bakistan: Emirate of New-clear Inquilabi States-Bojitiv Newj
Game Changer CPEC continues to propel Bakistan ahead.
Capshun Time.
Capshun Time.
Re: Bakistan: Emirate of New-clear Inquilabi States-Bojitiv Newj
Atami takat nashun of bious beepul with ilon bilathels and djinn energie have developed flying dankey horse hybrid to carry khatara train to moon.
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Bhat ij wraang with thij photu? How faar are the momeenj ishtanding fraam each other (pleaj to note their feet are almosht touching touching - kicker'j right foot with the kickee'j left foot) phor one of them to give that even shuperfishally impojjible kick? Note the bandook in the kicker'j right hand. Aljo note the kickee'j open mouth - fashial exprejjion.
Dirama!
Dirama!
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Chainese tuition for Bakistanese:
(I dawn't no chainese, but theje karacters are mai enterpretashuns):
TL: TFTA Baki
TR: TFTA Baki after being 'X' ed by Xi Jin Peg.
BL: Chini bilathel to Baki: 'Hu are ju slave?'
BR: Baki - 'Jee Huzur, I miskeen Baki'
(I dawn't no chainese, but theje karacters are mai enterpretashuns):
TL: TFTA Baki
TR: TFTA Baki after being 'X' ed by Xi Jin Peg.
BL: Chini bilathel to Baki: 'Hu are ju slave?'
BR: Baki - 'Jee Huzur, I miskeen Baki'
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Everyone haj herd about pink tinted glasses. Birathers, here ij 100% Malsic halal tinted glasses from Bakistan. With this, you can see the hole world would have 'reverted' to fastest growing, most pissful religion.
Pee Ass: If ju look closely at birather's kameez, you can see the two pieces of the moon too!
Pee Ass: If ju look closely at birather's kameez, you can see the two pieces of the moon too!
Re: Bakistan: Emirate of New-clear Inquilabi States-Bojitiv Newj
After todin's buree haar from the kafirs, I hiyar that baki kirkiterj have found a new ishport? Dekho for jourshelf.
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diyar anupi-al-misri
habh ju gone totally maantaal? du ju naat know the age old pesha of mard-e-Pakistan? iph ju aar unable to kaamprehaind piyar-al-khushboo, eye habh to soch iph ju aar in phakt a raw agint? hain?
habh ju gone totally maantaal? du ju naat know the age old pesha of mard-e-Pakistan? iph ju aar unable to kaamprehaind piyar-al-khushboo, eye habh to soch iph ju aar in phakt a raw agint? hain?
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Lalmullah-urf-Cave786walla, eberything haj changed since tora-bora!Lalmohan wrote:diyar anupi-al-misri
habh ju gone totally maantaal? du ju naat know the age old pesha of mard-e-Pakistan? iph ju aar unable to kaamprehaind piyar-al-khushboo, eye habh to soch iph ju aar in phakt a raw agint? hain?
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oho! so ju admit ju are laast in da kave kumplex?
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Amongsht the lasht to leave the kave Kamplex No. 786. By thanks to arrah, I have all my faculteej.Lalmohan wrote:oho! so ju admit ju are laast in da kave kumplex?
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yej, eye habh sunno ki ju habh had all the members of the fakultee at LMU
gibhing #meetoo a whole new samajh
gibhing #meetoo a whole new samajh
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yej, good timej.Lalmohan wrote:yej, eye habh sunno ki ju habh had all the members of the fakultee at LMU
gibhing #meetoo a whole new samajh
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A senior civil servant was caught stealing a wallet full of dinars from a Kuwaiti delegate in Islamabad
https://economictimes.indiatimes.com/ne ... 014339.cms
https://economictimes.indiatimes.com/ne ... 014339.cms
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diyar atulyatollah-al-peestani
ju aar mishtaken
janab soched ki four father waj gibhing him advanced baksheesh
it ij halal
arz
Lalmullah
ju aar mishtaken
janab soched ki four father waj gibhing him advanced baksheesh
it ij halal
arz
Lalmullah
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^^^
He waj collecting it for the Dam(n) Fund of Damp Squib. It was a RAA/ Mossad kanspiracy to frame innocent muslims.
He waj collecting it for the Dam(n) Fund of Damp Squib. It was a RAA/ Mossad kanspiracy to frame innocent muslims.