Bakistan: Emirate of New-clear Inquilabi States-Bojitiv Newj

RCase · Post by **RCase** » 24 Aug 2018 06:19

Guys, the mijjile lawnch ij the other side!

RCase · Post by **RCase** » 24 Aug 2018 09:47

Ayesha: I want firm and round poops like that!

RCase · Post by **RCase** » 24 Aug 2018 09:49

Pesticide for the vermin?

rsingh · Post by **rsingh** » 24 Aug 2018 23:26

R Case Sir, your comments are amateurish at best . Sorry but this is not PR estandard. Blease to delete. Salam

anupmisra · Post by **anupmisra** » 25 Aug 2018 02:24

Pundrahpercenti with matchis baax with hij own photu.

RCase · Post by **RCase** » 27 Aug 2018 00:17

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qSTHn5jqGqY

Manish_P · Post by **Manish_P** » 27 Aug 2018 12:16

I hab sunoed dat I-m-Raand de Gaand haz sebral seegaar kases in hiz bedroom

Ij dere a konnection ?

Azz dey say "No esmoke bina Phyrr"

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Manish_P · Post by **Manish_P** » 06 Sep 2018 09:51

Whooj Danda size ij Im-the-Dim indikating hain ?

Lalmohan · Post by **Lalmohan** » 06 Sep 2018 18:21

he ij boling of time bhen he waj catching in da sleeps and mushy's golas were being batted by amritraj out in all directions

anupmisra · Post by **anupmisra** » 07 Sep 2018 00:41

Capshun time.

partha · Post by **partha** » 07 Sep 2018 01:17

broof that bakistani raakit ij 10 times the length of yindoo raakit.

1 bakistani raakit = 10 yindoo raakit.

Manish_P · Post by **Manish_P** » 07 Sep 2018 10:57

We allbays kover our guns (military waala) bith protektshun against misphyrrs and to prebent premature ejjakulation

Lalmohan · Post by **Lalmohan** » 07 Sep 2018 13:33

naat to menshun letting nanha's play with raakits...

wig · Post by **wig** » 08 Sep 2018 18:42

bious mayour car goes for a dribe
https://www.dawn.com/news/1431718/mayor ... fence-area

Amid rising street crimes and a significant spike in theft of governmental vehicles, Mayor Karachi Waseem Akhtar's official car was snatched on gunpoint in Karachi's upscale Defence locale.

"At about 3pm a Toyota Corolla number plate GSD 999 was snatched from near Shahbaz Commercial area," SSP South Omar Shahid Hamid said, adding that Mayor Karachi Akhtar's family was using the car.

According to the police officer, three men in a white Suzuki Cultus snatched the car on gunpoint. "The case seems to be linked to earlier snatching of governmental vehicles," he said.

Raveen · Post by **Raveen** » 08 Sep 2018 20:09

Lalmohan wrote:naat to menshun letting nanha's play with raakits...

Bachabaazi is a specialty saar

RCase · Post by **RCase** » 10 Sep 2018 07:50

Out of the box thinking ...
Hire nanha mujahids instead of regular faujis, no need to provide them with fauji uniforms and regular wages - reduces costs.

Manish_P · Post by **Manish_P** » 10 Sep 2018 09:38

Out oph de Box thinking -

Send nanha and not-so-nanha mujahids on one-way soosai missions. No need phor retirement pensions, zameen.. ityadi!

No need phor box to put the pieces (post dhamaka) eben!

Bait.. we hab been doing just that phor years.

Kashi · Post by **Kashi** » 10 Sep 2018 10:25

Spaat the RAA agint..

anupmisra · Post by **anupmisra** » 10 Sep 2018 17:05

Bhat are the moolahj looking for?

Lalmohan · Post by **Lalmohan** » 10 Sep 2018 17:49

looking? that eej a raakit praaapeld gaynade
mullaj are looking phor phyrr n phorget mode onlee

Gagan · Post by **Gagan** » 10 Sep 2018 20:46

They are look-e-ing for IED Mubarak Ka Chaaaaand

Gagan · Post by **Gagan** » 10 Sep 2018 20:47

DK Bose, theej Maulanar are hi-phii
Maybe they are looking into theyir neighbour's goat shed to see IED-Ka-Chaand

Lalmohan · Post by **Lalmohan** » 10 Sep 2018 21:25

du ju mean they are looking at bakri moon(ing) and thinking of ekjplojuns?

RCase · Post by **RCase** » 12 Sep 2018 01:32

A one-man army in Bakistan. This guy has 210 million more terrorists to go.

Lalmohan · Post by **Lalmohan** » 12 Sep 2018 14:18

eej that the new pindi chana ekjpoljun takniki phor repelling t'rr'ists?

Mukesh.Kumar · Post by **Mukesh.Kumar** » 12 Sep 2018 15:34

Game Changer CPEC continues to propel Bakistan ahead.

Capshun Time.

ricky_v · Post by **ricky_v** » 12 Sep 2018 16:41

Atami takat nashun of bious beepul with ilon bilathels and djinn energie have developed flying dankey horse hybrid to carry khatara train to moon.

anupmisra · Post by **anupmisra** » 13 Sep 2018 01:31

Bhat ij wraang with thij photu? How faar are the momeenj ishtanding fraam each other (pleaj to note their feet are almosht touching touching - kicker'j right foot with the kickee'j left foot) phor one of them to give that even shuperfishally impojjible kick? Note the bandook in the kicker'j right hand. Aljo note the kickee'j open mouth - fashial exprejjion.

Dirama!

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RCase · Post by **RCase** » 20 Sep 2018 04:31

Chainese tuition for Bakistanese:

(I dawn't no chainese, but theje karacters are mai enterpretashuns):

TL: TFTA Baki
TR: TFTA Baki after being 'X' ed by Xi Jin Peg.
BL: Chini bilathel to Baki: 'Hu are ju slave?'
BR: Baki - 'Jee Huzur, I miskeen Baki'

RCase · Post by **RCase** » 20 Sep 2018 06:39

Everyone haj herd about pink tinted glasses. Birathers, here ij 100% Malsic halal tinted glasses from Bakistan. With this, you can see the hole world would have 'reverted' to fastest growing, most pissful religion.

Pee Ass: If ju look closely at birather's kameez, you can see the two pieces of the moon too!

anupmisra · Post by **anupmisra** » 24 Sep 2018 05:39

After todin's buree haar from the kafirs, I hiyar that baki kirkiterj have found a new ishport? Dekho for jourshelf.

Lalmohan · Post by **Lalmohan** » 24 Sep 2018 21:06

diyar anupi-al-misri
habh ju gone totally maantaal? du ju naat know the age old pesha of mard-e-Pakistan? iph ju aar unable to kaamprehaind piyar-al-khushboo, eye habh to soch iph ju aar in phakt a raw agint? hain?

anupmisra · Post by **anupmisra** » 24 Sep 2018 21:46

Lalmohan wrote:diyar anupi-al-misri
habh ju gone totally maantaal? du ju naat know the age old pesha of mard-e-Pakistan? iph ju aar unable to kaamprehaind piyar-al-khushboo, eye habh to soch iph ju aar in phakt a raw agint? hain?

Lalmullah-urf-Cave786walla, eberything haj changed since tora-bora!

Lalmohan · Post by **Lalmohan** » 24 Sep 2018 22:46

oho! so ju admit ju are laast in da kave kumplex?

anupmisra · Post by **anupmisra** » 26 Sep 2018 02:25

Lalmohan wrote:oho! so ju admit ju are laast in da kave kumplex?

Amongsht the lasht to leave the kave Kamplex No. 786. By thanks to arrah, I have all my faculteej.

Lalmohan · Post by **Lalmohan** » 26 Sep 2018 17:52

yej, eye habh sunno ki ju habh had all the members of the fakultee at LMU
gibhing #meetoo a whole new samajh

anupmisra · Post by **anupmisra** » 26 Sep 2018 18:35

Lalmohan wrote:yej, eye habh sunno ki ju habh had all the members of the fakultee at LMU
gibhing #meetoo a whole new samajh

yej, good timej.

Atulya P · Post by **Atulya P** » 01 Oct 2018 14:41

A senior civil servant was caught stealing a wallet full of dinars from a Kuwaiti delegate in Islamabad

https://economictimes.indiatimes.com/ne ... 014339.cms

Lalmohan · Post by **Lalmohan** » 01 Oct 2018 16:06

diyar atulyatollah-al-peestani
ju aar mishtaken
janab soched ki four father waj gibhing him advanced baksheesh
it ij halal
arz
Lalmullah

RCase · Post by **RCase** » 02 Oct 2018 03:22

^^^
He waj collecting it for the Dam(n) Fund of Damp Squib. It was a RAA/ Mossad kanspiracy to frame innocent muslims.