Terroristan - April 15, 2021

GShankar · Post by **GShankar** » 15 Mar 2022 02:11

Cyrano wrote:I sense a slight shift in China's attitude towards India in recent pronouncements including the one above. May be they see a possibility to snare India away from the west and keep India closer to their orbit along with Russia. Pakistan is nothing but a diseased cur and a liability at this point. The latest geopolitical shifts might have given them some hope that this is possible.

I am thinking, they are trying to soften us in case they move on taiwan or some such thing. But this is the opening we need to put the pakis in place so that they don't trouble us if/when we move to get the remaining places in ladakh-to-arunachal.

Vips · Post by **Vips** » 15 Mar 2022 04:52

Deputy Head of the Chinese mission in Pakistan is telling local leaders on who will rule their country.

Pakistan is worse then even Nepal. In Nepal at least i it was the Chinese Ambassador who was guiding the PM. Here a deputy is doing it in Pakistan !!!!

Atmavik · Post by **Atmavik** » 15 Mar 2022 07:50

Folks who owns this dafa news company? i have seen its adds in indian sports channels and now see it in PSL and pak vs aus series. is it an indian company ?

chetak · Post by **chetak** » 15 Mar 2022 08:05

Vips wrote:Deputy Head of the Chinese mission in Pakistan is telling local leaders on who will rule their country.

Pakistan is worse then even Nepal. In Nepal at least i it was the Chinese Ambassador who was guiding the PM. Here a deputy is doing it in Pakistan !!!!

the cheeni lady in nepal was a lot prettier too.

she led the nepali pm by his di... errrr nose

kancha · Post by **kancha** » 15 Mar 2022 08:39

Shared some thoughts on the recent landing of the Brahmos in Mian Channu.

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Folks, sharing some thoughts on the recent trip of a not so distant cousin of Shri Brahmos Ji to the Land of the Pure.

So once upon a time, there lived near a small, nondescript town, a young lad who aspired to run .. run as fast as he could .. run beyond the speed of sound .. and run straight into the lands of the impure ones not very far away in order to fulfill his destiny.

A thorough team player, he would never complete a sentence without referring to his Bros. So let’s call him Mah,Bros for the sake of this story, so as to not let out his true identity!

So Shri Mah’Bros Ji trained hard during his growing up years, and by the time he became a teen, he could actually run really fast. But the way his brains were programmed, meant that his elders kept him on a tight leash, lest he go and run amok!

But they did take good care to keep him well exercised so that whenever needed, he could actually run into the lands of the impure and do whatever was expected of him.

All was fine and dandy, till one day when he suddenly found his tethers loosened!

He couldn’t believe his luck and decided to make a go for it!!

And before anyone could yell ‘Oye Pakad Usko’, our guy Mah’Bros had already gotten a headstart!!

Oh he ran .. and how! Soon he was at nearly 40,000 feet above sea level where atmospheric resistance was minimal and the inevitable happened – a BOOM!

After the initial ‘shock’, he suddenly remembered a Class IX Physics lesson about speed of sound and some such useless stuff .. and realized he’d made a personal speed record!

Meanwhile down in Sirsa, people could only stare at the mooli parantha vapours he had left in his wake!

It was a moment before he realised that he had actually crossed the borders and was flying over the lands of the impure. ‘Otteri .. mera Passport!!’, he thought as he ‘strayed’ across the borders. But then with all that fire behind his backside, he could not help but keep moving!

Mah’Bros couldn’t help but curse Shri Newton Ji who had come up with his third law, which was now propelling him faster and faster towards .. err .. Mian Channu, as he checked out on his google maps!

On the ground however, things were .. well .. flat!

The headless chickens had started running around and soon photos of his mortal remains were running amok on social media, though not as fast as he had run!

‘It’s a Bird .. No, It’s a Plane .. No, It’s Shri Superman Ji,’people cried variously!

Finally, the Brown Panted Ones made an appearance & took over the area!

Soon, an initial consensus formed that it was a bit too metallic to be a bird or Shri Superman Ji. So it was a plane!

For the next 48 hours, the Brown Panted Ones kept a studied silence, especially since the loss of hundreds of their ‘Otherwise Panted’ comrades of Balakot and the two unfortunate pilots a day later was still fresh in their minds!

They tried their BESTEST to clean up the supposed cold-storage facility even as their higher ups STILL ran around in circles, seeking an explanation. Finally, a call was taken and they decided to do an ‘URGENT‘ press conference, about 48hrs after Sh Mah’Bros had embraced Virgati!

‘YES!! We had tracked him!!!’, the Propagandu-in-Chief crowed .. apparently in the memory of the crows that his predecessor had killed on the day of the Balakot strike!

‘YES, India will explain’, he thundered with clenched fists and an involuntarily clenched butt!!

anupmisra · Post by **anupmisra** » 15 Mar 2022 18:36

To those miffed bakis who complained that Indian authorities did not inform them of an "errant" mijjile in a timely manner. An Indian mid-level babu from the ministry of defense should call out the bakis by telling them that "a missed call" was made to immy the dimmy but he did not call back. Dimmy can check his phone and look for the caller's number - 1-800-328-8447.

anupmisra · Post by **anupmisra** » 15 Mar 2022 18:42

Immy the dimmy takes dimwitism to a new level. He is now on record saying this:

Terming opposition politicians — Jamiat Ulema-i-Islam-Fazl (JUI-F) chief Maulana Fazlur Rehman, PML-N president Shehbaz Sharif and PPP co-chairman Asif Ali Zardari — "three stooges"

I was thinking of how the country changed suddenly in 10 days, inflation was forgotten

"You saw the Pakistani prime minister sitting before [former United States president Barack] Obama and kanpain taang rahi hain. They are afraid of angering the West ... because they know [those countries] can catch their money laundering whenever they want."

"never have I been anti-American, anti-Britain, anti-India"

Dimmy link: https://www.dawn.com/news/1680118/pm-im ... g-my-party

srikandan · Post by **srikandan** » 17 Mar 2022 04:16

https://www.republicworld.com/world-new ... -case.html

Two cases that Saeed has been termed as an accused in are related to seizing of property in the areas including Moza Makwal, Tehsil Mian Channu and Raiwaind Pindi. Additionally, there are two other property seizing cases in Sahiwal, Lahore, connected to his name.

Did a brahmos go up Saeed's musharraf? Hafiz Saeed and LeT seem to operate from mian channu. We need to watch if Saeed appears in public again.

Shaktimaan · Post by **Shaktimaan** » 17 Mar 2022 08:25

srikandan wrote:https://www.republicworld.com/world-new ... -case.html

Two cases that Saeed has been termed as an accused in are related to seizing of property in the areas including Moza Makwal, Tehsil Mian Channu and Raiwaind Pindi. Additionally, there are two other property seizing cases in Sahiwal, Lahore, connected to his name.
Did a brahmos go up Saeed's musharraf? Hafiz Saeed and LeT seem to operate from mian channu. We need to watch if Saeed appears in public again.

Some Indian Twitter accounts were saying "Watch out for an announcement of Hafiz Saeed dying tragically in a road accident or by heart attack etc in a few weeks from now".

suryag · Post by **suryag** » 17 Mar 2022 17:46

Miss Baba ji

Ambar · Post by **Ambar** » 17 Mar 2022 18:27

He is still on twitter with a new handle but people stopped taking him seriously a long time ago.

GShankar · Post by **GShankar** » 17 Mar 2022 18:38

No sirs, brahmos did not get hapeej.

The ejac***ing pilot landed in hapeej and caused bahut takleef.

anupmisra · Post by **anupmisra** » 17 Mar 2022 19:56

Sheikh chilli to Immy the dimmy:

Have advised PM Imran to impose Governor's rule in Sindh: Sheikh Rashid

Interior Minister Sheikh Rashid said on Thursday that he has advised Prime Minister Imran Khan to impose Governor's rule in Sindh.

he accused the Sindh government of "buying and selling" lawmakers' votes, terming it a "conspiracy against democracy".

He claimed that the PTI MNAs had been "attracted by money", saying it was a very good thing that they had been "exposed".

Harami link: https://www.dawn.com/news/1680461/have- ... ikh-rashid

anupmisra · Post by **anupmisra** » 17 Mar 2022 20:09

Govt orders spy agencies to monitor lawmakers, say sources

In a major development, the government has ordered the civilian intelligence agencies to monitor the lawmakers ahead of the no-trust motion against Prime Minister Imran Khan, said well-placed sources.

The spy agencies have been directed to monitor the lawmakers’ location, movement and record their phone calls.

The intelligence agencies have been directed to submit the report to the PM on a daily basis.

harami link - https://www.thenews.com.pk/latest/94230 ... -lawmakers

CalvinH · Post by **CalvinH** » 17 Mar 2022 23:02

24 PTI MNAs have shifted to Sindh House after police action in Parliament Lodges

This escalated quickly. Shows how vulnerable Paki governments are without establishment support.

Remember Rangers kidnapping and beating DGP Sindh for not arresting Mariyam's husband. If establishment was backing Dimran than these MNA's has no where to go.

Harami Link

https://www.thenews.com.pk/latest/94234 ... -raja-riaz

anupmisra · Post by **anupmisra** » 18 Mar 2022 00:15

CalvinH wrote:Shows how vulnerable Paki governments are without establishment support.

I wonder at what point Waist Bajwa and his TSPA will intervene to save democracy?

anupmisra · Post by **anupmisra** » 18 Mar 2022 00:49

Hmm, very inspirational to use the same matrix and colors.

The PiTI Bunch Family:

The Brady Bunch Family:

Anujan · Post by **Anujan** » 18 Mar 2022 05:23

CalvinH wrote:24 PTI MNAs have shifted to Sindh House after police action in Parliament Lodges

This escalated quickly. Shows how vulnerable Paki governments are without establishment support.

Remember Rangers kidnapping and beating DGP Sindh for not arresting Mariyam's husband. If establishment was backing Dimran than these MNA's has no where to go.

Harami Link

https://www.thenews.com.pk/latest/94234 ... -raja-riaz

From that article

Federal Minister for Information and Broadcasting Fawad Chaudhry said that some “lotay” have been identified

Lotay = turncoats. So speaketh the Fawad. I glanced at his wikipedia page

He was media coordinator of All Pakistan Muslim League (APML)

In March 2012, he quit APML and joined Pakistan Peoples Party (PPP) In April 2012, he was inducted into the federal cabinet of Prime Minister Yousaf Raza Gillani

He ran for the seat of the National Assembly of Pakistan as a candidate of PML-Quaid from NA-63 (Jhelum-II) in 2013 Pakistani general election

In June 2016, he joined Pakistan Tehreek-e-Insaf (PTI)

Arrrey bhai, why be angry with people who change parties for greener pastures. We've all done it.

Anujan · Post by **Anujan** » 18 Mar 2022 05:27

I appeal to Bajwa to overthrow dimran, arrest all politicians and give "Mere Aziz Humwatanoo..." speech on PTV to save democracy in Pakistan.

File Photo: Pakistan Army Successfully Invades and Captures PTV HQ in a late night commando action to Save democracy and Install Musharraf (the general, not the body part)

nachiket · Post by **nachiket** » 18 Mar 2022 05:40

This is starting to feel like old times again. Bajwa needs to disprove the rumors of him being an Ahmadi once and for all by showing he is a true Paki momin, a greener than green jarnail who can carry out a coup in the finest traditions of the paki army. In doing so he will enable pakistan to maintain its unblemished record of not letting a single PM complete his term in office.

wig · Post by **wig** » 18 Mar 2022 09:23

https://theprint.in/world/missile-test- ... ls/878270/

‘Missile test’ by Pakistan fails
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The object is a missile, fired by Pakistan from its test range at Sindh, according to information gathered from social media and the test was scheduled at 11 am which was postponed by an hour owing to a fault in the TEL (Transporter Erector Launcher). It was finally conducted at 12 noon.

However, seconds after the launch the missile was seen descending from the path, clearly falling short of its desired projectile and landing near Thana Bula Khan in Sindh.

and as per the Pak govt

Although few Pakistan news channels covered the incident, the authorities in the country have remained silent. According to social media accounts in Pakistan, the local administration, however, refuted any such claim saying that it was a regular Mortar Tracer Round that was fired from the nearby range.

anupmisra · Post by **anupmisra** » 18 Mar 2022 09:58

1 US Dollar (USD) = 181.2 Pakistan Rupee (PKR)

https://www.forex.pk/currency-usd-to-pk ... dollar.php

Aditya_V · Post by **Aditya_V** » 18 Mar 2022 10:03

Come on Pakis, 1USD to 200 soon and then quickly to INR:PKR to be 1:3, Yeh dil Mange More

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And If you want to see the Impact of Demonetization, look at the INR:PKR Charts 3 years before and after Demo.

I think Pakis were paying imports through the INR they printed using the printing Dyes and moulds and details given to them in UPA time. This money was being moved to ME and Indian immigrants will bring the cash into India.

Namo put an end to this Business, and funny thing UPA era Bombings in Indian cities stopped when these plates moved to Pakis, wheels within wheels.

Godhra to Stop Operation Parakram bleeding the Pak Army then leading to-> UPA1 Government, Pakis allowed their revenge for Parakram deaths through carrying out various blasts and 26/11 with some influential Indian help-> Bombing stops when Indian plates move to Pakistan -> Pakis became to clever and started over printing Indian currency-> Modi decided to do radical surgery with Demo.

anupmisra · Post by **anupmisra** » 18 Mar 2022 18:02

Aditya_V wrote:Come on Pakis, 1USD to 200 soon and then quickly to INR:PKR to be 1:3, Yeh dil Mange More .

With the looming political uncertainty, replacing one inept government with another, rising prices, and lower food production, there will be a run to buy US$ by every momeen of every color and girth. Your wish may come true sooner than later.

anupmisra · Post by **anupmisra** » 18 Mar 2022 18:08

Meanwhile, pakis continue to live in another world.

Political stability to fetch $30bn investment at Gwadar: SAPM

Special Assistant to Prime Minister (SAPM) on CPEC Khalid Mansoor has said if the political stability remains intact, the Chinese commitment of $20 to $30 billion investment for establishing a petrochemical complex and relocation of refineries at Gwadar could be materialiaed.

If we ensure political stability, Chinese companies are going to make huge investments ranging from $20 to $30 billion for establishing the petrochemical complex and relocation of two refineries at Gwadar over next years. We used to talk more and work less but now things are in place to make it a reality

Pakistan would be made a manufacturing hub in the second phase of the CPEC.

Idiotic link: https://www.thenews.com.pk/print/942471 ... wadar-sapm

rsingh · Post by **rsingh** » 18 Mar 2022 20:34

anupmisra wrote:
Aditya_V wrote:Come on Pakis, 1USD to 200 soon and then quickly to INR:PKR to be 1:3, Yeh dil Mange More .
With the looming political uncertainty, replacing one inept government with another, rising prices, and lower food production, there will be a run to buy US$ by every momeen of every color and girth. Your wish may come true sooner than later.

200 rate is saved for the climax. Wait for few days.

anupmisra · Post by **anupmisra** » 19 Mar 2022 03:18

This is getting more and more interesting by the hour.

Section 144 imposed for two months in Islamabad

The district administration has imposed Section 144 in the federal capital for two months to avoid any untoward law and order situation besides prohibiting all kinds of gatherings in areas outside the Red Zone within a one-kilometre radius.

Haram link: https://dailytimes.com.pk/903600/sectio ... islamabad/

partha · Post by **partha** » 19 Mar 2022 03:36

Does 111 care about 144?

Vips · Post by **Vips** » 19 Mar 2022 15:03

111 does not care about 144 but its jawans are out of practice and not confident of their ability to jump over PTV and Radio Pakistan gates.
They really need to do it before this expertise is lost forever.

MeshaVishwas · Post by **MeshaVishwas** » 19 Mar 2022 22:38

111 Bde may be seen winning the Sitara e Kebab sooner rather than later

partha · Post by **partha** » 20 Mar 2022 01:44

Since it looks like Imran Khan will lose power and probably will never become PM again ever, he should sack Bajwa and establish civilian supremacy once for all.

Just trying to give Imran Khan some good ideas. I hope he is reading this.

Mort Walker · Post by **Mort Walker** » 20 Mar 2022 02:34

partha wrote:Since it looks like Imran Khan will lose power and probably will never become PM again ever, he should sack Bajwa and establish civilian supremacy once for all.

Just trying to give Imran Khan some good ideas. I hope he is reading this.

He should sack all of the corpse crore commanders.

chetak · Post by **chetak** » 20 Mar 2022 02:36

partha wrote:Since it looks like Imran Khan will lose power and probably will never become PM again ever, he should sack Bajwa and establish civilian supremacy once for all.

Just trying to give Imran Khan some good ideas. I hope he is reading this.

better to walk into the sunset rather than wind up twitching at the end of a hemp rope

Aditya_V · Post by **Aditya_V** » 20 Mar 2022 06:42

partha wrote:Since it looks like Imran Khan will lose power and probably will never become PM again ever, he should sack Bajwa and establish civilian supremacy once for all.

Just trying to give Imran Khan some good ideas. I hope he is reading this.

I Think Imran needs to survive, take INR:PKR to 1:3.5 , with Pulwama, Balakot and F16 truth details put out in front of Paki public and then leave.

Thakur_B · Post by **Thakur_B** » 20 Mar 2022 07:56

partha wrote:Since it looks like Imran Khan will lose power and probably will never become PM again ever, he should sack Bajwa and establish civilian supremacy once for all.

Just trying to give Imran Khan some good ideas. I hope he is reading this.

I don't think Dimmy would like the view hanging from a lamp post.

Anujan · Post by **Anujan** » 20 Mar 2022 08:33

I second Partha

Imran Khan should not only replace the army chief, he should also send the ISI chief packing and the top corps commander too. Especially the commander of X corps.

He should also jail the corrupt opposition members and the floor crossers of his own party. How can they disobey Party president's orders?

Indians should root for Naya Pakistan.

GShankar · Post by **GShankar** » 20 Mar 2022 10:10

Like how china offers loan with conditions, India should offer loans (give a few billion dollars) with some conditions.

1) suar hapeej
2) Masood Azhar and few others like him
3) change of all baki military heads
4) couple of brigades for dim's personal protection

5) control of pok to make sure no terrorists come from there to attack dim

In all seriousness - all the money out there will not be enough.

bharathp · Post by **bharathp** » 20 Mar 2022 11:09

looks like new blasts in sialkot region - multiple blasts heard
https://www.aninews.in/news/world/asia/ ... 320110406/

g.sarkar · Post by **g.sarkar** » 20 Mar 2022 11:34

bharathp wrote:looks like new blasts in sialkot region - multiple blasts heard
https://www.aninews.in/news/world/asia/ ... 320110406/

Such blasts should happen only on Fridins. Otherwise they are not halal.
Gautam

vivekmehta · Post by **vivekmehta** » 20 Mar 2022 12:46

Dimmy's game over. finally mighty army has woken up and decided to make purana Pakistan.