Terroristan - March 31, 2022

Anujan · Post by **Anujan** » 11 May 2023 22:41

Pindi Metro Station was taught a lesson

That should teach a strong lesson to Crore Commanders who take the metro to work!! They can't ride the metro and listen to Radio Pakistan Peshawar during the trip now.

Meanwhile there are rumors that the supreme court just appeared to be favoring Dimran and in its order said that the arrest was illegal not that the warrant was illegal. So Kaptaan would be arrested tomorrow.

The bravest of them all is the Adidas motorma in this picture who doesn't care if the structure above is going to fall on her head.

Dilbu · Post by **Dilbu** » 11 May 2023 22:46

Backing down from this situation will damage TSPA's image further. All that arranged burning of their own cantonments will be for nothing and will further add to the shame now. No sir TFTA marshalls will have to do something tactically brilliant at this stage. They should either purge the courts or purge their own ranks. Time for rakkitmards to make the appearance.

Bart S · Post by **Bart S** » 11 May 2023 23:56

Looks like Laal Topi was on his way for Ghazwa-E-Hind when the Youthiyas dragged him out of his car and subjected him to Ghazwa-Behind

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PwXKekTABWQ

saip · Post by **saip** » 12 May 2023 00:08

Yester day the guy was in wheel chair today he seem to be sprinting that too after he was 'tortured' and his leg was injured during the arrest. Praise be to Allah, all merciful and benevolent.

sanman · Post by **sanman** » 12 May 2023 01:36

And just think - Kejriwal wanted his own version of "national accountability bureau" for us (aka. lokpal)
I think it's adequate proof the guy is a foreign agent

Anujan · Post by **Anujan** » 12 May 2023 03:29

The NAB episode is very entertaining and they are a bunch of buffoons. The actual story is stuff of soap operas.

Badmash's son buys a property of offices and flats in London for 4m pounds. Somebody demolishes everything renovates it, builds a big house and it becomes 1 Hyde Park Place. Allah knows who paid for construction costs

Malik Riaz pays 50m pounds to buy it from Badmash's son.

Malik Riaz has another 140m pound in banks.

Londonistan says the 190M is Laundered money and wants to prosecute Malik Riaz. Dimran's "assistant" Shahzad Akbar tells londonistan that "Just return us the 190m, we will take care of it" so londonistan settles with Malik Riaz.

Here is where it gets even more soapy

Malik Riaz somehow magically has acquired tens (of not hundred) thousand acres of land in Karachi for nearly free. Supreme court of Pakistan takes up this case. Malik Riaz agrees to settle.

This 190m that is returned is not returned to the Treasury but paid to supreme court of Pakistan

(presumably to build a dam)

For facilitating this arrangement, Kaptaan and peerni get a lot of land and a 3 carat diamond ring that peerni throws away and demands a 5 carat diamond ring (that part is in a leaked audio). The lady has taste for big things.

National Accountability Bureau wakes up. They want to bring accountability!!

Do they ask how Badmash's son got the money to buy the property, who paid for renovations and what's the story behind the 50m sale? Nope.

Do they ask what supreme court of Pakistan and milords did with 190m pounds? Nope.

Do they ask why and how various Jernail and Kernails helped Malik Riaz get the land in Karachi and why everyone administering his townships are lootinent kernails and lootinent jernails? Nope.

Do they even name Malik Riaz? Nope.

Instead they went and arrested Kaptaan. And released this statement at the same time.

Prime Minister Shehbaz Sharif, Hamza Shehbaz, and others have been cleared in the money laundering case by the National Accountability Bureau (NAB).

https://minutemirror.com.pk/nab-clears- ... se-104695/

Corruption has successfully been fought!!

chetak · Post by **chetak** » 12 May 2023 03:40

saip wrote:Yester day the guy was in wheel chair today he seem to be sprinting that too after he was 'tortured' and his leg was injured during the arrest. Praise be to Allah, all merciful and benevolent.

even better the the padres with their instant miracle cures onlee

Anujan · Post by **Anujan** » 12 May 2023 06:04

Birathers. I come bearing bad news. Jalebi Madam has been arrested in the middle of the night by a large contingent of police who broke into her house

g.sarkar · Post by **g.sarkar** » 12 May 2023 07:35

https://www.thenews.com.pk/latest/10694 ... -islamabad
PTI leader Shireen Mazari arrested in pre-dawn raid
Islamabad police conducted raid at Mazari's house on Friday in the early hours
Ahmed Subhan, May 12, 2023
The police crackdown on Pakistan Tehreek-e-Insaf (PTI) leaders continues without respite, as Dr Shireen Mazari, the party's Senior Vice President, was arrested in a pre-dawn raid at her residence in the federal capital on Friday.
According to sources, the Islamabad Police conducted the raid on Friday in the early hours of the morning.
Dr Shireen's arrest comes after a string of arrests of other PTI leaders including party chief Imran Khan, who was taken into custody from the premises of the Islamabad High Court on May 9.
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Gautam
Two days ago I saw her thobra, while she was giving an interview to BBC.

Dilbu · Post by **Dilbu** » 12 May 2023 07:41

Argh….Why do you post the bicture Anu-ki-jandullah? Now I need therapy along with those cops who had to go in and knock her door at night. This calls for instant ban on PeeAreEff.

nachiket · Post by **nachiket** » 12 May 2023 08:08

My eyes!! Can I ban another moderator?

g.sarkar · Post by **g.sarkar** » 12 May 2023 08:24

Dilbu wrote:Argh….Why do you post the bicture Anu-ki-jandullah? Now I need therapy along with those cops who had to go in and knock her door at night. This calls for instant ban on PeeAreEff.

Do a pranayam to slowdown your racing heart, that is what I do, when I see a pic of the Madam.
Gautam

Deans · Post by **Deans** » 12 May 2023 09:05

I stocked up on beer and popcorn, but its disappointing so far. No suicide bombers. Not even a IED. At least the arrest of that Mazari creature was
paisa vasool.

Manish_P · Post by **Manish_P** » 12 May 2023 10:30

Anujan wrote:Pindi Metro Station was taught a lesson

.....

The bravest of them all is the Adidas motorma in this picture who doesn't care if the structure above is going to fall on her head.

Adidas motorma is brave because she is standing next to marvelous muslima super heroine Sooraya Qadir (Dust)

The character usually appears in X-Men-related comic books. Sooraya is a mutant with the ability to transform her body into a pliable cloud of dust. Born in Kandahar, Sooraya is attacked by a slave trader attempting to remove her traditional niqāb; almost instinctively, she lashes out with her powers and flays him alive with her sand-like dust.

Vayutuvan · Post by **Vayutuvan** » 12 May 2023 10:56

nachiket wrote:My eyes!! Can I ban another moderator?

Hmm. Why not?!!!

chetak · Post by **chetak** » 12 May 2023 11:08

Anujan wrote:Birathers. I come bearing bad news. Jalebi Madam has been arrested in the middle of the night by a large contingent of police who broke into her house

this is why partition was done

Manish_P · Post by **Manish_P** » 12 May 2023 11:36

This is getting out of hand.

It was terrible enough to see 'it' once... but then Chetak saab has to go and post it again... ugh

g.sarkar · Post by **g.sarkar** » 12 May 2023 11:46

Chetakji, her partition is well hidden, thank Allah for small mercies.
https://www.dawn.com/news/1752243
US refuses to take sides, UK terms arrest internal matter
Anwar Iqbal, Atika Rehman, May 11, 2023
WASHINGTON/LONDON: As Pakistani Americans took to the streets across the United States on Wednesday to vent their anger at the arrest of former prime minister Imran Khan, the US administration acknowledged its awareness of the incarceration but refused to take sides, while Britain said the arrest “is an internal matter” of Pakistan.
In a carefully-worded reaction to Mr Khan’s arrest in Islamabad on Tuesday, the US State Department told Dawn: “We are aware of the arrest of the former Pakistani prime minister” and “as we have said before, the United States does not have a position on one political candidate or party versus another”.
Even while underlining Washington’s support for the democratic process, the department made sure that it was not Pakistan-specific. “We call for the respect of democratic principles and the rule of law around the world,” the department’s spokesperson said.
The Pakistani American community, however, had no reluctance in showing their anger at the arrest, holding protest rallies and meetings in more than a dozen American and Canadian cities.
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Gautam

Dilbu · Post by **Dilbu** » 12 May 2023 12:23

But today is fridin.. hopefully rakkitmard will make an appearance today.
Pakistan bans gatherings in capital ahead of Imran Khan's court hearing

ISLAMABAD, May 12 (Reuters) - Pakistan police imposed an emergency order banning gatherings in Islamabad as supporters of Imran Khan were expected to march to the capital on Friday where the former prime minister will appear for a court hearing under heavy security cover.

His arrest earlier this week, which sparked deadly unrest in the nuclear-armed nation, was ruled "invalid and unlawful" by the Supreme Court on Thursday.

Khan's Pakistan Tehreek-e-Insaaf (PTI) party said thousands of "peaceful Pakistanis" will gather in Islamabad in solidarity with their leader, who police said was allowed to meet 10 people on Thursday night in a police guesthouse.

sudhan · Post by **sudhan** » 12 May 2023 14:02

Anujan wrote:Birathers. I come bearing bad news. Jalebi Madam has been arrested in the middle of the night by a large contingent of police who broke into her house

Had to pay a quick visit to the eye bleaching station.. Unfortunately they were out of bleach due to a sudden rush of screaming and flailing BRFites..

Deans wrote:I stocked up on beer and popcorn, but its disappointing so far. No suicide bombers. Not even a IED. At least the arrest of that Mazari creature was
paisa vasool.

Pliss to wait, right amount of frostiness and crispiness is important.. reliable trigger => brown panted monkeys with G3s climbing iron gates..

Manish_P · Post by **Manish_P** » 12 May 2023 14:23

Raakit mards seem to be facing shortage of fuel.

Now a dins we usually see their down-market cousins, Bumboo Birathers

Dilbu · Post by **Dilbu** » 12 May 2023 14:31

Please to provide caption.

gakakkad · Post by **gakakkad** » 12 May 2023 14:37

Happy fridin ! May it bring excellent tidings .

MeshaVishwas · Post by **MeshaVishwas** » 12 May 2023 14:38

Friday in Al Bakistan:

In what officials say is a major attack in Balochistan that begun in the early hours of the morning, there have been 5 fatal casualties and 5 injuries. The attack took place at Muslim Bagh, Qilla Saifullah district of Balochistan targeting a security forces installation, an official from the area told The Khorasan Diary.
The recently surfaced militant outfit, Tehreek e Jihad Pakistan (TJP) claimed the attack, in a statement from an unknown location through its spokesman Mulla Qasim.

-@khorasandiary
SS Saar, any thoughts on this outfit?

Cyrano · Post by **Cyrano** » 12 May 2023 14:47

SM reporting that over a 100 people, armed forces officers AND THEIR WIVES presumed to be Imran sympathisers have been arrested.

Deans ji, if this news is confirmed, your popcorn won't be wasted after all !

Dilbu · Post by **Dilbu** » 12 May 2023 14:53

TJP is a Shia outfit. Would be interesting to see who is being targeted by them.

MeshaVishwas · Post by **MeshaVishwas** » 12 May 2023 14:58

Dilbu wrote:TJP is a Shia outfit. Would be interesting to see who is being targeted by them.

Thanks Saar. Will keep an eye out for this org.
Time to search out some interesting IRGC accounts on the bird, I guess.

MeshaVishwas · Post by **MeshaVishwas** » 12 May 2023 15:22

ISPR (un)official and former Israel tourist Achmed Quraishi on the events

Authorities in #Pakistan are yet to release the full details of a high-level probe that involved close to a dozen intelligence agencies that uncovered a plan that #ImranKhan approved to storm military buildings, bases, and officer houses after his arrest, which was expected. /1

The plan, allegedly approved by #ImranKhan, was based on ignoring court hearings in corruption cases that would naturally result in arrest, which then will be used to divert national attention against the military, which has refused to help Khan become PM like it did in 2018. /2

The plot links key aides of #ImranKhan in his #PTI party to planning attacks on military installations. If ever investigators' findings are made public, this could emerge as the first plan of its kind to engage #Pakistan Army in a civil war type conflict by a political party. /3

Link here

So more weight on the theory that Dim, being a coke riddled retard was played by the Gernails like a flute.

la.khan · Post by **la.khan** » 12 May 2023 15:46

Anujan wrote:Pindi Metro Station was taught a lesson

...
The bravest of them all is the Adidas motorma in this picture who doesn't care if the structure above is going to fall on her head.

You saw the Adidas shoes but you did not spot the RSS/BJP/RAW agent?

Anujan wrote:Birathers. I come bearing bad news. Jalebi Madam has been arrested in the middle of the night by a large contingent of police who broke into her house

Removed the picture so as to not invite BR admins wrath. My sympathies are entirely with the police for having to put up with such a nightmarish experience. In the middle of the night

Talk of sleepless nights

sanman · Post by **sanman** » 12 May 2023 15:47

Shireen Mazari, 2nd in command of PTI, has also been arrrested

Whenever I see her, I'm always struck by how she looks like Nawaz Sharif in lipstick and a wig

(have we ever seen both of them in the same room at the same time? hmm...)

Dilbu · Post by **Dilbu** » 12 May 2023 16:03

IHC grants 2-week bail to Imran Khan

g.sarkar · Post by **g.sarkar** » 12 May 2023 16:56

https://www.dawn.com/news/1752554/imran ... trust-case
Imran bailed: IHC gives 2-week reprieve in Al-Qadir Trust case
Umer Burney, May 12, 2023
A division bench of the Islamabad High Court (IHC) on Friday granted PTI Chairman Imran Khan two-week bail in the Al-Qadir Trust case, a day after the Supreme Court termed his arrest from the IHC premises “invalid and unlawful”.
A division bench comprising Justice Miangul Hassan Aurangzeb and Justice Saman Rafat Imtiaz heard the PTI chief’s bail plea at courtroom No.2. The detailed order in the case is awaited but Imran is free to go as far as the Al-Qadir Trust case is concerned.
The court also barred authorities from arresting him in any case registered in the jurisdiction of Islamabad after May 9 till May 17.
During the hearing, Justice Aurangzeb asked Imran if he condemned the violence that ensued after his arrest, to which the PTI chief’s lawyer replied in the affirmative. The judge then asked the ex-premier to submit a declaration in court stating the same.
Earlier in the day, DawnNewsTV reported that Imran’s lawyers had also filed four additional pleas which urged the IHC to club all the cases against Imran and to direct authorities to provide details of the cases registered against him.
The hearing had initially begun after a nearly two-hour delay with media reporting that officials were conducting a security sweep outside the courtroom.
But they were halted shortly after they began at 1pm on account of Friday prayers. On the other hand, Geo News reported that judges had left the courtroom after “pro-Imran” slogans were raised.
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Gautam

Neela · Post by **Neela** » 12 May 2023 17:35

sanman wrote:Shireen Mazari, 2nd in command of PTI, has also been arrrested

Whenever I see her, I'm always struck by how she looks like Nawaz Sharif in lipstick and a wig

(have we ever seen both of them in the same room at the same time? hmm...)

Lisa · Post by **Lisa** » 12 May 2023 17:40

Dilbu wrote:Please to provide caption.

And I looked and looked and looked but no KFC so I ......

Lisa · Post by **Lisa** » 12 May 2023 17:43

g.sarkar wrote:https://www.thenews.com.pk/latest/10694 ... -islamabad
PTI leader Shireen Mazari arrested in pre-dawn raid
Islamabad police conducted raid at Mazari's house on Friday in the early hours
Ahmed Subhan, May 12, 2023
The police crackdown on Pakistan Tehreek-e-Insaf (PTI) leaders continues without respite, as Dr Shireen Mazari, the party's Senior Vice President, was arrested in a pre-dawn raid at her residence in the federal capital on Friday.
According to sources, the Islamabad Police conducted the raid on Friday in the early hours of the morning.
Dr Shireen's arrest comes after a string of arrests of other PTI leaders including party chief Imran Khan, who was taken into custody from the premises of the Islamabad High Court on May 9.
.....
Gautam
Two days ago I saw her thobra, while she was giving an interview to BBC.

The video within the article is an obvious fake. No car was used. They just attached her to a tractor and wheeled her to jail.

Neela · Post by **Neela** » 12 May 2023 18:28

Fridin never disappoints.

@gauravcsawant
Reports of a terror strike in Muslim Bagh, Qilla Saifullah, Balochistan. Suicide Attack underway. Armed suicide bombers enter a Pak security forces camp.
Reported to have taken hostages. Multiple fatalities are feared. Live hostage situation. SSG commandos being sent: Pak media
11:08 AM · May 12, 2023

Dilbu · Post by **Dilbu** » 12 May 2023 18:31

2 terrorists killed, 2 soldiers martyred in attack on FC camp in Balochistan: ISPR

Two terrorists were killed while as many soldiers were martyred on Friday in an attack by terrorists on a Frontier Constabulary (FC) camp in Balochistan’s Muslim Bagh town, the Inter-Services Public Relations (ISPR) said.

In a press release, the ISPR said that a “group of terrorists attacked an FC camp in Muslim Bagh area in northern Balochistan”.

“In the process of clearance operation, two soldiers have embraced shahadat (martyrdom) while another three are injured,” it added.

“So far, two terrorists have been sent to hell by the security forces, who continue to maintain pressure on the terrorists.”

Dilbu · Post by **Dilbu** » 12 May 2023 19:22

Things are indeed heating up. He seems to have said SC keeps favouring its 'ladla'.
PM Shehbaz blasts judiciary for giving 'extraordinary' relief to Imran Khan

Conveying his disappointment towards the judiciary's biased attitude towards Pakistan Tehreek-e-Insaf (PTI) Chairman Imran Khan, Prime Minister Shehbaz Sharif slammed the “double standards of justice” and "extraordinary relief" relief given to his rival in corruption cases.

He censured the judiciary for protecting the PTI chief like an iron shield and said that the coalition government would take every step to ensure the rule of law in Pakistan.

"The judiciary has become an iron shield for Imran Khan," the premier said, while addressing a cabinet meeting in Islamabad.

Anujan · Post by **Anujan** » 12 May 2023 19:24

Apparently Lahore crore Kammandu Salman Ghani has been transferred and is under investigation.

First he lost his peacock. Then he lost his strawberry. Now he lost his posting :-(

He was apparently in the house when the mob stormed it. Must've been terrifying

A distinguished member of the mob is amazed at what he saw inside the corps commander's house. Apparently Jinnah used to live there (which then instead of being a historical site, the army conveniently took over and made it to a corps commander's house). And our distinguished member of the mob says "This is not Jinnah's house, this is a Zina (sin) house"

Vips · Post by **Vips** » 12 May 2023 21:02

sanman wrote:Shireen Mazari, 2nd in command of PTI, has also been arrrested

Whenever I see her, I'm always struck by how she looks like Nawaz Sharif in lipstick and a wig

(have we ever seen both of them in the same room at the same time? hmm...)

High time to change the saying from:

'Applying lipstick to a pig' to Applying lipstick to Mazari