I am sorry for posting this puzzle here. But it is relevant to
history and outsourcing. Mods can delete it if deemed inappropriate. Can anyone explain what he is talking about.
AMERICA’S FIRST “Global Crossing”
What is a 9 letter word for.. Mumbai?
J-A-M-E-S-T-O-W-N
The year is 1607.
Globalization is on the rise.
How would a wise colonist have invested their income.. and what foreign markets would they have invested in?
First.. attention should be given to how a “global crossing” is planned.. and paid for.
In modern times.. the
planning committees for outsourcing projects are referred to as “closed-door energy task forces”.
Now that we know now what would have been nice to know then.. a colonist may have well been advised to turn to history in order to make wise investment decisions.
In 1607.. even 150 years since its invention, the European powers that be.. and Gutenberg’s movable type printing press.. are still having difficulty co-existing.
Throughout the 16th Century.. most printed books still fail to avoid the church’s “forbidden books list”.
But.. one book slipped through the cracks.
A colonist’s history book of.. global trade, high finance, and disruptive technologies.
“NO COLONIST LEFT BEHIND”
chapter 1
What Was
Outsourced First?
In the beginning, it was.. canal projects.
A little later.. it was iron.
Then.. technology was ”spread” [outsourced] all over God’s flat-earth.
The
history of outsourcing.. can be summed up as follows:
* canals (people worked a lot cheaper on the other end of the canal)
* dynasty
* wheel
* wheel technology transfer
* empire
* iron
* iron technology transfer (please.. there had to be at least one rugged individual Philistine with a single-minded pursuit of profit) then..
* wage stabilization.. then..
* religion
* religion
* religion
* religion and..
* more canals
Now.. how was the new world upgraded to be able to support The Virginia Company of London’s lofty outsourcing goals?
Here’s how.
Around the year 1521.. the conquistador Hernan Cortiz conquered the Aztec empire of Mexico and “became a man of unimaginable wealth and power”.
About ten years earlier.. King Ferdinan of Spain had sent Cortiz to the Western Hemisphere with the command ”Get Gold!”
Cortiz mistakenly thought the King said “Keep Gold!”
A wise colonial market-investor might ponder whether Ferdinan who.. after all.. was the King.. could “imagine” Cortiz’s unimaginable wealth and power?
King Ferdinan should have clarified his command with “Get Gold,” then..
“Bring Gold Back!”
.. because, in the 1550s, Spain.. has some bills to pay.
In hindsight, some question whether King Ferdinan should have sent another explorer to go “take care”.. of Cortiz.
In 1555 Arthur Anderson’s Spanish subsidiary changed its name to
Accenture.
And.. two years later Spain filed for bankruptcy..
..so did France.
Now.. unlike Cortiz.. Spain is NOT a country of “unimaginable wealth and power.”
If it was - then maybe Spain could afford its canal projects without having to start wars.
Cortiz could have stepped in as the lender of last resort.
In reality.. Cortiz was probably the “one-greedy guy”.. the
“single-guy conspirator”
There is one thing that will never change about upgrading the next foreign nation to be able to support the world’s outsourcing requirements.
It all got accomplished by the actions.. of one.. greedy.. guy.
Hey.. times are hard – blame Cortiz.
A Colonial investor tip:
Bankruptcy is often blamed on a phenomena referred to as “too many loans” during industrial revolutions.. and global crossings.
Bankers never seem to learn from these financial “blunders” often repeated throughout history.
So.. shortly after Spain’s bankruptcy, the board members of the Bank Of Genoa changed their names to Huguenots to make themselves sound.. less French.
Then, the newly minted Huguenots hightailed it to sunny Florida.
This is eventually referred to as “fleeing investor persecution”
In early 1558.. following a five-year faith-based initiative.. England changed its form of currency (”re-coinage”).
In the fall of 1558.. England told England’s outside investors that it changed.. its form of currency.
Although England’s ”re-coinage” made it harder to buy food during the famine that followed.. the citizens appreciated the church’s “restoration of Catholicism” just the same.
England’s financial event kicked off a war in France.. known as the “Wars of Re-Coinage & Bankruptcy” that lasts about 30-odd years.
Presently.. England, France.. and Spain are quietly referred to as the.. “lands of.. somewhat limited opportunity.”
Bankruptcy, currency changes, famine, inquisitions, and war in one part of the world are what makes other parts of the world seem like.. lands of opportunity.
In 1563 the term “puritan” was first introduced in England.
In 1564.. the term “f____g puritans” was introduced in England.
Periods of heavy outsourcing and faith-based initiatives have been traveling partners for a very long time.
In 1565 Sir Thomas Gresham founded the Royal Exchange of London.
Note: Exchange fraud creates debtors - debtors create colonists.
Not too far off in the future - exchange fraud will create - pilgrims (but that’s another market crash).
Tip: Dutch Settlement Scheme 101: If you wish your citizens to leave.. take their money.. (and their food) and.. they will consider.. leaving.
Between 1565 and 1567 the bankrupt French and the bankrupt Spanish commence with war.. and a little trade.. in Florida.
Colonist investment tip: This would have been a good time to consider avoiding the healthcare sector as tobacco is about to be prescribed.. as a cancer cure.
At the time.. money should have been invested in sweet potatoes and tobacco.. and maybe war commodities.. and if you have been paying attention you will begin to observe a pattern here:
* next big thing
* move it somewhere else
* observe how it is paid for and..
* commence with war (to galvanize the outside investors)
In 1574..
.. the idea of digging a canal through the Suez isthmus was put to the Council of Ten by the republic of Venice.
The project was abandoned as “being too expensive” (without a couple more.. “Wars of Canal constructio.. errr.. I mean “Wars of Religion”). So..
.. in 1575 Spain.. files for bankruptcy – again.
And wouldn’t you know it.. along comes the fifth, sixth, and seventh wars of religion.
back to goings-on in the New World..
Spain and France have got their eye on a fairly sizable canal project in the vicinity of what is later called Panama.
England has got its eye on a fairly sizable harbor project in the vicinity of what is later called.. Jamestown, which is about to become the newest district office of the Virginia Monopoly Of London.
Back then.. monopoly grants were called.. “Royal Charters.”
In a little while (1696).. Issac Newton and John Locke will be letting you know their definition of.. a “Royal Exchange”
Regarding the Virginia Company of London:
For those of you who are rowing.. on the slave side of the boat on these “perilous journeys”.. if you really wish to receive slave reparations.. start with the legal department of the..
.. Virginia Company of London
.. or try Portugal
after all..
they started it.
Well back to history and investing.. Spain has big dreams.
And, if you can dream it.. you can do it.
But, because of Cortiz.. Spain has a small budget.
And.. Europe.. has no budget.
Spain came to the sad realization that Spain cannot afford.. anything.. so Spain.. replaces all 30 members of its General Accounting Office.
Now I hate to sound like a broken record here but - guess what happens in the year 1607?
You guessed it..
Spain files for bankruptcy.. again.
If you have been paying attention.. you are not only a colonist, but you are also.. a financial history expert..
at least up until 1607.
Oh, and there was that little coin-clipping thing back in 1278.
In 1559 Paul the IV.. came out with his recent entries to his forbidden books programme.
Such titles included:
* “The History Of The World Up To 1559..With The Money Part Put Back In”
* “Globalization Revisited; The New.. New.. Reality”
* “Competing With Slave Wages For Dummies”
* “A Complete Guide To Offshore Tax Havens”
* “Rome Didn’t Fall; Rome was Outsourced”
* “Jobs Europeans Haven’t Wanted to do.. Throughout History” (digging canals in the “new worlds” all over the world.. was one of those menial jobs European workers.. didn’t want.)
One other thing..
Approximately 801 years before 1607 (around the time of Leif’s journeys) the construction of the Amsterdam harbor was under way.
Investor tip: The reason there have been so many wars throughout history is because there have been a hell of a lot of canals and roads to be built.
A few decades prior to 1605 canal lock technology “fled religious persecution” (emigrated) from China.. to Holland.
Then.. the Dutch began to build their canals with “single-locks.”
This single-lock invention lifted trade to new heights and it was soon invented.. over and over again.. in developing nations.. all over the God’s flat-earth.
(I appologise God, it was/is not my intent to take your name in vain)
Actually, the Crusades were organized to officially “bridge” the world’s “canal-lock divide.”
Take note: As a colonist, you may not be aware, but the word “colonize” is a.. biblical metaphor for..
“dig another harbor”
Waterway modernization is pretty important if one is interested in global trade but supposedly.. Amsterdam Harbor was only needed just in case any Viking [cargo] ships were accidentally “blown off course.”
Outsourcing do’s and don’ts:
The place you plan to outsource your homeland jobs too, will require an infrastructure.. equal to.. or better than your own.
This will include aqueducts and roads.. and they cost.. mucho coinage.. and.. it tends to irritate the homeland labor force.
Colonist tip:
Watch out when you hear the words:
“Largest Single Foreign Investment”
These words are usually preceded with the words:
“Closed Door Task Force”
And these words are usually followed with the words:
“Greatest Accounting Fraud Ever”
.. which is always followed with the words:
“Because Its War!”
You colonists have got a lot of war coming - so if you aren’t into war that much - you might want to pay attention to the reason war is.. waged.
http://www.enterprisecorruption.com/?page_id=25
