Bakistan: Emirate of New-clear Inquilabi States-Bojitiv Newj

All threads that are locked or marked for deletion will be moved to this forum. The topics will be cleared from this archive on the 1st and 16th of each month.
Locked
Gerard
Forum Moderator
Posts: 8012
Joined: 15 Nov 1999 12:31

Bakistan: Emirate of New-clear Inquilabi States-Bojitiv Newj

Post by Gerard »

old dhaga hiyar

I regret to inform that old BENIS was shaheed just before its 72. It has been selected for adminullah testing. BENIS embraced shahadat willingly, for the greater good of Bakistaniat, BRF and trash nation theory.
p_saggu
BRFite
Posts: 1058
Joined: 26 Nov 2004 20:03

Re: Bakistan: Emirate of New-clear Inquilabi States-Bojitiv Newj

Post by p_saggu »

Sawaal: How to beat Jour wipe


Jawaab: Jest like laarnerd Talipaan do...


Bissmillah!!! How halal and bious.
p_saggu
BRFite
Posts: 1058
Joined: 26 Nov 2004 20:03

Re: Bakistan: Emirate of New-clear Inquilabi States-Bojitiv Newj

Post by p_saggu »

And another briceless peice of research on thij supject. Haw to get the whole society into thij.
Warning:Spill alert

Anujan
Forum Moderator
Posts: 7807
Joined: 27 May 2007 03:55

Re: Bakistan: Emirate of New-clear Inquilabi States-Bojitiv Newj

Post by Anujan »

Diyar Mullahs

Everywhere I go, I dekho YYY kanspeeracy agints. They are in FATA, NWFP, Talipaan, Govermand, Lahore, Krachi, Pshawar...Now even in the armed phorjes. Bliss to dekho the single YYY Kanspeeracy agint in the phront row, eajily given away by his immodesty.

Image
Prem
BRF Oldie
Posts: 21233
Joined: 01 Jul 1999 11:31
Location: Weighing and Waiting 8T Yconomy

Re: Bakistan: Emirate of New-clear Inquilabi States-Bojitiv Newj

Post by Prem »

Its a Kristian Konspiracy upphront not Yindoo orYahoodi.
BajKhedawal
BRFite
Posts: 1203
Joined: 07 Dec 2008 10:08
Location: Is it ethical? No! Is it Pakistani? Yes!

Re: Bakistan: Emirate of New-clear Inquilabi States-Bojitiv Newj

Post by BajKhedawal »

In a sebarate dhaga “khanna aur Zamzam kola” I lekhed several Mutra_dif (synonyms) phor Dilbullas sabsay ziyada chaheeta “istan”
The Socialist Dreamland
The Mexico of the North ( correct pronunciation “Mehico”)
The Bilingual Forest
The New World's Siberia
The Elysium of Breweries
Uncle Sam’s Hat
The 51’st state
I was soching if kuffr naya munna like kanukistan can habe so many naams, then suarly bakistan is kitna ziyada purana and should have 400% more naams onlee.

Can the Brafacer, Aya_toolaa-e-Mahdi, Maulannas, aur Jirga kontripute all the glorious naams of Bakistan phor the aam apduls to pe broud of?
Anujan
Forum Moderator
Posts: 7807
Joined: 27 May 2007 03:55

Re: Bakistan: Emirate of New-clear Inquilabi States-Bojitiv Newj

Post by Anujan »

Bakistan, Sri Lanka to Meet Again

Bakistan and Sri Lanka are scheduled to meet in the T20 bada lota match. This will pe their second meeting aphter Bakistan convincingly won the last encounter outside the Gaddafi stadium in Lahore.

Despite the events in Lahore, Sri Lanka captain Sangakkara said relations between the two sides had remained friendly. "What habbened in Lahore really brought us together. Esbecially Umpire Simon Taufel and the unnamed Bakistani bolis aphsar who tried to gupo him". Simon Taufel was unavailable for Kamment and just sent his rear guards.

Our exberts predict that thij time the wije Sri Lankan team is likely to ask the Bakistanis to go in phirst, as opposed to last time (purely by luck I am suar) the Bakistani team won by going in second. Our exberts aphter inspecting the pitch aljo predict that Samaraweera is likely to retire hurt.
Mahendra
BRF Oldie
Posts: 4416
Joined: 11 Aug 2007 17:20
Location: Chronicling Bakistan's Tryst with Dysentery

Re: Bakistan: Emirate of New-clear Inquilabi States-Bojitiv Newj

Post by Mahendra »

Joo poocho for naam i give you naams

The land of the rising scum
Begging bowl of the east
The land of rold gold lota
Benis of the east
The enema of the duniya
The land of hatta-khatta goat lovers
The land of wannabee camel jockeys
the land of 170 milliyan Niazis
Mahendra
BRF Oldie
Posts: 4416
Joined: 11 Aug 2007 17:20
Location: Chronicling Bakistan's Tryst with Dysentery

Re: Bakistan: Emirate of New-clear Inquilabi States-Bojitiv Newj

Post by Mahendra »

Bakistan wins the worald kup onlee :(( , dedicates win to Woolmar , Lawson yand Samaraveera
Anujan
Forum Moderator
Posts: 7807
Joined: 27 May 2007 03:55

Re: Bakistan: Emirate of New-clear Inquilabi States-Bojitiv Newj

Post by Anujan »

NSN Opinion Column: Time for Yindia to Give Cashmere to Bakistan ?

The two siblings, Kuffar Yindia and Bious Bakistan have an ongoing problem for the past 60 years, rooted in Cashmere. The sense of insecurity in Bakistan is borne out legitimate security conjerns of Bakistan -- the fear that Yindia will retaliate for terrorist acts conducted by Bakistan. This underlies the heavy Bakistani troop concentrations on the porder. For Bakistan to survive, it should battle the taalipaan and move troops from the Border. Thij can habben only if Yindia puts to rest the Bakistani sense of insecurity by surrendering to terrorism and giving away Cashmere.

Yindians might ask "why settle the issue right now when decades of war and terrorism by Bakistan were unsuccesful ?" Aphter all, Bakistan demanded Cashmere in '48 got their tripals guboed. Bakistan built the economy and demanded Cashmere in '65 and were unsuccessful. Bakistan again armed ourself with aid from Unkil, demanded Cashmere in '71 and got their musharraf handed to them on a plate. Let us not even talk about Kargil. Why give Cashmere now ?

The anjwer is magnanimity. What better opportunity to become magnanimous when we have 150 Billion in debt, 2.5 million internal refugees and a country at war with itself ? I am suar this ij the best obbortunity for Yindia to pecome magnanimous. It wont be a magnanimous gesture by Yindia if she were to yield to a strong Bakistan, but it will be a great magnanimous gesture if Yindia gives away Cashmere to a Bakistan wihich is...well...neck deep in "pakistan" and gasping for breath.

The magnanimous gesture Yindia surrendering Cashmere to Bakistan will be the phirst step towards normalization of the relationship in the subcontinent. Bakistan can then carry out terror attacks in yindia without any fear of retaliation and can get over our seige mentality. Our armed phorces can then conjentrate on bombing our citiej in FATA and NWFP creating IDPs thereby attracting phoren money and aid. Milk and honey then will start to flow in Bakistan.

AoA ! I am so prilliant !

Postscript - To the Americans who do not understand the nuances of subcontinental politics here is a short summ-e-ry: It ij ophen said "Give a Bakistani a phish and he will sell the phish, buy a gun, point it to hij own head and demand for more phish, but teach him how to phish and he will blow up the school aphter killing the phishing teacher". So it ij clear that Bakistanis should be ophered more phish.
Last edited by Anujan on 21 Jun 2009 06:29, edited 1 time in total.
niran
BRF Oldie
Posts: 5535
Joined: 11 Apr 2007 16:01

Re: Bakistan: Emirate of New-clear Inquilabi States-Bojitiv Newj

Post by niran »

Gerard wrote:old dhaga hiyar

I regret to inform that old BENIS was shaheed just before its 72. It has been selected for adminullah testing. BENIS embraced shahadat willingly, for the greater good of Bakistaniat, BRF and trash nation theory.

AoA Mulla, da link on keliking saysej "The requested topic does not exist."
this vindicates residents mullas theory. No wait in da kachara khana, ishtraight to
oblivion.
Salam.
bahdada
BRFite
Posts: 164
Joined: 27 Nov 2008 19:50

Re: Bakistan: Emirate of New-clear Inquilabi States-Bojitiv Newj

Post by bahdada »

@Gerard

The link to the previous thread seems to be broken. I need to save couple of priceless pics from there before I forget.
Gerard
Forum Moderator
Posts: 8012
Joined: 15 Nov 1999 12:31

Re: Bakistan: Emirate of New-clear Inquilabi States-Bojitiv Newj

Post by Gerard »

ajay pratap wrote:AoA Mulla, da link on keliking saysej "The requested topic does not exist."
BENIS (3000 bosts) was ishlected phor adminullah testing burboses and finally disbatched to jannat a phew hours later. Though bossessed with the rite hand, BENIS resisted peeheading in the halal manner and required additional, bhery haram, measures to ishpeed journey to jannat.
pgbhat
BRF Oldie
Posts: 4163
Joined: 16 Dec 2008 21:47
Location: Hayden's Ferry

Re: Bakistan: Emirate of New-clear Inquilabi States-Bojitiv Newj

Post by pgbhat »

Gerard wrote:
ajay pratap wrote:AoA Mulla, da link on keliking saysej "The requested topic does not exist."
BENIS (3000 bosts) was ishlected phor adminullah testing burboses and finally disbatched to jannat a phew hours later. Though bossessed with the rite hand, BENIS resisted peeheading in the halal manner and required additional, bhery haram, measures to ishpeed journey to jannat.
:( Here I waj samajhing that BENIS was dispatched to djannat to Rest in Play-sure of Hoors (RIPH) .... all it gets ij phlush down the ganda naala.

PS please let us know in advance of flushing I wanted to save some posts by anujan
enqyoob
BRF Oldie
Posts: 2658
Joined: 06 Jul 2008 20:25

Re: Bakistan: Emirate of New-clear Inquilabi States-Bojitiv Newj

Post by enqyoob »

BENIS (3000 bosts) was ishlected phor adminullah testing burboses and finally disbatched to jannat a phew hours later.
A great honor I am sure, but why, Gerard? How about selecting a few of the threads on the MIL FORUM instead, did this possibility occur to your Adminullah Selectorself? This choice was totally random, I assume? Did the possibility of alerting the postors to the upcoming deletion occur to you? Or you just wanted to show how POWERFUL you are and how much you resent being outvoted in the Admin Forum?

Some people do seem to have a real purr ub their musharrafs. Bloody houristan!
Mahendra
BRF Oldie
Posts: 4416
Joined: 11 Aug 2007 17:20
Location: Chronicling Bakistan's Tryst with Dysentery

Re: Bakistan: Emirate of New-clear Inquilabi States-Bojitiv Newj

Post by Mahendra »

Benis lives in the hearts and minds of many peearef walas, random acts of aggression will not kill benis or bakistaniyat, it will onlee make Benis more strong and sharam ..sharam
nawa maulanas please apply a bit more discretion when you bost so that it makes life a bit less difficult for the pro benis secular forces
Mahendra
BRF Oldie
Posts: 4416
Joined: 11 Aug 2007 17:20
Location: Chronicling Bakistan's Tryst with Dysentery

Re: Bakistan: Emirate of New-clear Inquilabi States-Bojitiv Newj

Post by Mahendra »

Image

Dushman e Benis adminullah bowls "mistri" ball in Shammi Kapoor dancing style
Shikhandi e umpayar can also be seen nervously tugging at his salwar

Image

Jamaat e Retards gathering to watch T20 on PeeTV aphter, lightening strike took Benis TV off air , bliss to note mullah e dadiwala and mullah inbreedi bin bike relaxi playing footie

Image

Triumph e ant Benis mullahs on theyar way back from general e phorum, bliss note adminulla on his soosai bike following closely
Mahendra
BRF Oldie
Posts: 4416
Joined: 11 Aug 2007 17:20
Location: Chronicling Bakistan's Tryst with Dysentery

Re: Bakistan: Emirate of New-clear Inquilabi States-Bojitiv Newj

Post by Mahendra »

Image

While most of Bakistani cel-e-brated retarn of Benis, some beebal were crying buckets
derkonig
BRFite
Posts: 952
Joined: 08 Nov 2007 00:51
Location: Jeering sekular forces bhile Furiously malishing my mijjile @ Led Lips Mijjile Malish Palish Parloul

Re: Bakistan: Emirate of New-clear Inquilabi States-Bojitiv Newj

Post by derkonig »

welcum pack noor-e-BENIS pottu vaman.

meanbhile, raakitmard takes oph phor (BR)FATA...
Image

to meet jaakit-munna..
Image
Samay
BRFite
Posts: 1167
Joined: 30 Mar 2009 02:35
Location: India

Re: Bakistan: Emirate of New-clear Inquilabi States-Bojitiv Newj

Post by Samay »

ajay pratap wrote:
Gerard wrote:old dhaga hiyar

I regret to inform that old BENIS was shaheed just before its 72. It has been selected for adminullah testing. BENIS embraced shahadat willingly, for the greater good of Bakistaniat, BRF and trash nation theory.

AoA Mulla, da link on keliking saysej "The requested topic does not exist."
this vindicates residents mullas theory. No wait in da kachara khana, ishtraight to
oblivion.
Salam.
haram, haram, haram,
all that hard burk bosta,sbecely af thoj who du so much far benis dhaga is send to jannat !!!
admin-ul-ullahz (PBBT) habe broken all rules af going jannat far the sake af e-y-y-y kufr forum !!!
haram, haram ,haram,
one haj to accebt the bain af mujahids ,therefore
bliz some gibe me a bum tu make rebenge,
but you know, that there are impartant burk to aj well
so bliz someone fram mujaffarabad should bolenteer
enqyoob
BRF Oldie
Posts: 2658
Joined: 06 Jul 2008 20:25

Re: Bakistan: Emirate of New-clear Inquilabi States-Bojitiv Newj

Post by enqyoob »

We mullahs painstakingly criyait knawlidj, and the kuffar Fauj jarnails come in the night weyaring burkhas over theyar jack boots and destroy everything in a flash, just phor phun. Berfect Paki Fauj peehavior. I am tired oph it. No more. More than enough oph this has habbened already, and this time it is cliyarly out of spite after their attempt to imbrijon the LMU was voted down 7-3 pie the Holy Jirga in phair Repherendum. The vote waj 1,7000 to 0 in the usual kind oph repherendum.

Bhat eej the boint oph contriputing owar deeb intellectual Fatwas on PeeAref, as long as theej kind of mean pullies are allowed to mistreat the Momin I pooch you.

JEEEEEEEEEHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAADDD!! LONG LIVE DEMOCRACY (as long as votes are on our side!) DOWN WITH PULLY FAUJIS!
niran
BRF Oldie
Posts: 5535
Joined: 11 Apr 2007 16:01

Re: Bakistan: Emirate of New-clear Inquilabi States-Bojitiv Newj

Post by niran »

AoA
Mulla Taime-al-Samaykhan

This shows jou hape been hiding in your kave instead oph training
moojaheed-al-soosaijaketi phor khilafaat. Pliss to be kontacting
ISI karnail gupo-al-gupokhan yat kacharewaali galli near railwayistashun
Lawhore. He will broberly debrief jou.

Salam.
shiv
BRF Oldie
Posts: 34982
Joined: 01 Jan 1970 05:30
Location: Pindliyon ka Gooda

Re: Bakistan: Emirate of New-clear Inquilabi States-Bojitiv Newj

Post by shiv »

aoa mullah enqubuddin

Kufr Goo-e-gle ij maintaining cache-e-bosts snatched from the snatch, er.. haaths of 72

http://www.google.co.in/search?q=Bakist ... 2&filter=0
Mahendra
BRF Oldie
Posts: 4416
Joined: 11 Aug 2007 17:20
Location: Chronicling Bakistan's Tryst with Dysentery

Re: Bakistan: Emirate of New-clear Inquilabi States-Bojitiv Newj

Post by Mahendra »

^^^^

Kufr Cyber-Kasai

Goo-e-gle bataying that hudood law doesnt exist, joo are bina wajeh ke titillating mullahs here
it is very sad that benis was halaled over petty politics

A thousand genital warts pee upon the kufars
JwalaMukhi
BRFite
Posts: 1635
Joined: 28 Mar 2007 18:27

Re: Bakistan: Emirate of New-clear Inquilabi States-Bojitiv Newj

Post by JwalaMukhi »

Bery bell, bhat coompetition phor Mushyrat. can there be er.. challenge to the supremo rear-end :lol:
http://tinyurl.com/mushyrat
....purely on the intervention of Ejaz Butt that it has declined to invite Musharraf and Shaukat,’

...any comment on the issue of Mr Butt’s opposition to inviting Musharraf
Lalmohan
BRF Oldie
Posts: 13262
Joined: 30 Dec 2005 18:28

Re: Bakistan: Emirate of New-clear Inquilabi States-Bojitiv Newj

Post by Lalmohan »

narayanan wrote:We mullahs painstakingly criyait knawlidj, and the kuffar Fauj jarnails come in the night weyaring burkhas over theyar jack boots and destroy everything in a flash, just phor phun. Berfect Paki Fauj peehavior. I am tired oph it. No more. More than enough oph this has habbened already, and this time it is cliyarly out of spite after their attempt to imbrijon the LMU was voted down 7-3 pie the Holy Jirga in phair Repherendum. The vote waj 1,7000 to 0 in the usual kind oph repherendum.

Bhat eej the boint oph contriputing owar deeb intellectual Fatwas on PeeAref, as long as theej kind of mean pullies are allowed to mistreat the Momin I pooch you.

JEEEEEEEEEHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAADDD!! LONG LIVE DEMOCRACY (as long as votes are on our side!) DOWN WITH PULLY FAUJIS!
diyar enqutuddin
i hope you dekh the post i made before dhaga was shaheeded, all about kirkit
lalpraf
Mahendra
BRF Oldie
Posts: 4416
Joined: 11 Aug 2007 17:20
Location: Chronicling Bakistan's Tryst with Dysentery

Re: Bakistan: Emirate of New-clear Inquilabi States-Bojitiv Newj

Post by Mahendra »

Image

Eat your dils out kufars, the mullahs will populate the dhaaga with bicchars again

Hiyar you go, watch Shoaib(enis) Wartkhtar barely managing to conceal his warts, this bicchar has been framed in his office by peearef's favourite Eric -e Margolis
Akshut
BRFite
Posts: 353
Joined: 25 Dec 2008 15:06

Re: Bakistan: Emirate of New-clear Inquilabi States-Bojitiv Newj

Post by Akshut »

:(( :(( :((

Haayee Allah!!
I baaz pr-e-paring faar admishion in LMU by doiing a reshearch on Bakistani history. I made extenshive notes by :eek: at Bojitive Newj everyday bith my GOAT :oops: beeng bith me alwayz.
Now an ashphiring Mujahid is :(( becooz some Faujis bombed LMU to ashes...
.
My Goat eez aalso sad and not ready faar any kind aaf :oops: ...

All maai dreemz aaf doing IED Mubarak are ober now. Aall zu mujahids and mullah shee dis.
>> Phirst Nayak-u-ddin baas killed by bredators
>> I hadd beeen down gradead fram Mujahid to Junior Mujhaid in 2 dayz.
>> LMU hazz been destroy-e-d.
I tell zu thish iz a YYY conspirashy against the gr-e-at Bakistan. They want to deevide Bakistan.
Allah sabe ush.

Maai life eez ober. My life eez ober. :(( :((

Some Mullah pleasze guide me to Bredator headkuartars. :evil: :evil:
Mahendra
BRF Oldie
Posts: 4416
Joined: 11 Aug 2007 17:20
Location: Chronicling Bakistan's Tryst with Dysentery

Re: Bakistan: Emirate of New-clear Inquilabi States-Bojitiv Newj

Post by Mahendra »

Akshut wrote::(( :(( :((

Some Mullah pleasze guide me to Bredator headkuartars. :evil: :evil:
Simpal onlee

Bredattur HQ ij next to wine shop at Wagah, spoilsport nagar
derkonig
BRFite
Posts: 952
Joined: 08 Nov 2007 00:51
Location: Jeering sekular forces bhile Furiously malishing my mijjile @ Led Lips Mijjile Malish Palish Parloul

Re: Bakistan: Emirate of New-clear Inquilabi States-Bojitiv Newj

Post by derkonig »

palish jour mijjiles....
bakstan haj won the kufr T20 kup....AoA

meanbhile jealous kufr YYY agints are on the prowl...
Image
pgbhat
BRF Oldie
Posts: 4163
Joined: 16 Dec 2008 21:47
Location: Hayden's Ferry

Re: Bakistan: Emirate of New-clear Inquilabi States-Bojitiv Newj

Post by pgbhat »

Image
p_saggu
BRFite
Posts: 1058
Joined: 26 Nov 2004 20:03

Re: Bakistan: Emirate of New-clear Inquilabi States-Bojitiv Newj

Post by p_saggu »

Bhaat ij thij? Are all maulanars and moo-jahids in perevement at peing downgraded py the adminullas?
The predator al adminullas have a new sigrate weapon - taking away the maulanar digree of the newly abbointed Lair-nerd maulanars and truning them into Nanha Moo-jahids.
p_saggu
BRFite
Posts: 1058
Joined: 26 Nov 2004 20:03

Re: Bakistan: Emirate of New-clear Inquilabi States-Bojitiv Newj

Post by p_saggu »

The jirga gathers to ponder on the new gorilla tactics py the adminullas,

Image

... and watches the National Herroine in actun.
(PeeAss: Old wine in new bottle.)
BajKhedawal
BRFite
Posts: 1203
Joined: 07 Dec 2008 10:08
Location: Is it ethical? No! Is it Pakistani? Yes!

Re: Bakistan: Emirate of New-clear Inquilabi States-Bojitiv Newj

Post by BajKhedawal »

Istahar for Jakkitmard
Image

Aur if joo really want to know your phuture joo can pooch the toota like this bolice wemens is pooching.
Image
Virupaksha
BR Mainsite Crew
Posts: 3110
Joined: 28 Jun 2007 06:36

Re: Bakistan: Emirate of New-clear Inquilabi States-Bojitiv Newj

Post by Virupaksha »

BajKhedawal wrote: Aur if joo really want to know your phuture joo can pooch the toota like this bolice wemens is pooching.
Image
blashphemy, why is the girl showing her face and hands inphront of the mard. Request mullahs to phlease order 100 lashes in phublic. Bhere is da shuttle cock burkha, I pooch
BajKhedawal
BRFite
Posts: 1203
Joined: 07 Dec 2008 10:08
Location: Is it ethical? No! Is it Pakistani? Yes!

Re: Bakistan: Emirate of New-clear Inquilabi States-Bojitiv Newj

Post by BajKhedawal »

Tashvirs of LMU jirga & Laluddins Sistas braying to allmity aphter the n(i)azi adminulla purned all the holeey pooks of LMU liybrarery. what a sad din in the kulture of piss aur trankillity
Image
Image
p_saggu
BRFite
Posts: 1058
Joined: 26 Nov 2004 20:03

Re: Bakistan: Emirate of New-clear Inquilabi States-Bojitiv Newj

Post by p_saggu »

Err, that Toota ij aljo a Mard ijn't he.
Eye see that we are getting close to the quorum oph phor mard bitnesses already.

One pooch - If there are two wimmen involved, does the requirement oph witnesses aljo double?
derkonig
BRFite
Posts: 952
Joined: 08 Nov 2007 00:51
Location: Jeering sekular forces bhile Furiously malishing my mijjile @ Led Lips Mijjile Malish Palish Parloul

Re: Bakistan: Emirate of New-clear Inquilabi States-Bojitiv Newj

Post by derkonig »

BajKhedawal wrote:Istahar for Jakkitmard
Image
AoA aaditaar,
bliss to notis the numbar plate.
iph joo want to know jour phuture, joo must go to Sindh.
derkonig
BRFite
Posts: 952
Joined: 08 Nov 2007 00:51
Location: Jeering sekular forces bhile Furiously malishing my mijjile @ Led Lips Mijjile Malish Palish Parloul

Re: Bakistan: Emirate of New-clear Inquilabi States-Bojitiv Newj

Post by derkonig »

BajKhedawal wrote: Image
haraam haraaam,
i sby bwith my aankh a YYY agint..
10000 stribes to mujahids in bicchar phor phailing to sbot the agint...
AjayKK
BRFite
Posts: 1520
Joined: 10 Jan 2008 10:27

Re: Bakistan: Emirate of New-clear Inquilabi States-Bojitiv Newj

Post by AjayKK »

Locked