Bakistan: Emirate of New-clear Inquilabi States-Bojitiv Newj

pgbhat · Post by **pgbhat** » 14 Oct 2009 00:51

shravan wrote:http://www.foreignpolicy.com/images/091013_pakistan.jpg

Thij massage ij abbroved py me. In Bakistan only Karo-Kary bill ij acc-e-btaple..

Prem · Post by **Prem** » 14 Oct 2009 01:07

Bhatt do joos meen , KLPD ( KarrLuggarPakiDole) not ass-essable to aam Bovinanians oph Lawhore?

shravan · Post by **shravan** » 14 Oct 2009 01:23

pgbhat wrote:Thij massage ij abbroved py me. In Bakistan only Karo-Kary bill ij acc-e-btaple..

Butt bhy bhere joo jubing obher the phire ?

Mahendra · Post by **Mahendra** » 14 Oct 2009 01:32

shia-ravan wrote:http://www.foreignpolicy.com/images/091013_pakistan.jpg

Which jahil said the phollowing

Beggars cant be choosers

Mahendra · Post by **Mahendra** » 14 Oct 2009 01:52

Kalaignar-e-Pakistan Karlo duniya mutthi mein

Gagan · Post by **Gagan** » 14 Oct 2009 05:02

Kary Logar Pe Dhoka

1. Why kary logar pill ij naat agjeptabul hain ji? Ij it too hard to swallow or will it pe introduced py pack channel.
2. Whyphor all apduls are raijin one hand like in madarsa attendence roll call? Do they waant to catch the pill pefore it ij introduced forcibly?
3. Chee chee the qwalty oph baakistanis ij going down, naat one oph them ij TFTA. They are all looking like they are koopher yindooj phrom Banglore, Kerela. Preeding battern oph bakistanis needs to pe phurther tightened, Only white kushpoos, no plack kushpoos onlee.

Salam

Gagan · Post by **Gagan** » 14 Oct 2009 05:11

Eye know BURUR, AoA.
Err,
What ij SPATAK?

Prem · Post by **Prem** » 14 Oct 2009 06:22

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Ombama ho gya.
galat oongle dabai tooo
Hangama ho gya.

AdityaM · Post by **AdityaM** » 14 Oct 2009 11:27

bhy waj my post shaeeded ?
Will the yahudi who deleted my post blij stand down.
may your armpits smell of khusboos breath!

Rahul M · Post by **Rahul M** » 14 Oct 2009 13:07

Diyar IED-e-tor,

these dins I hiyar mujahids and maulanas alike talk of sugar-daddy bill from ebil satan.
bhat in the name of great O is this kufr bill ? naat mohterma klingon's mard by any chance ?
bhill ebil satan no longer pay for the whisky bills of our bious eye-ass-eye and army aphsars hain ? bhat of our great eye tee industry ? hu will pay faar it now ?
iz it pecause no demand for bakistan's bremier sector any longer ?

yours poochingly,
Rah-ul-bin-concerni.

niran · Post by **niran** » 14 Oct 2009 17:43

Diyar Mulla Concerni,

AoA
Eet eej talk oph a "Pill"(aj in Goli) not Bill( aj in Raseed).
da infedals hape found dheir mijjiles atrophied due to
shrinking ekonomy. to kompensate dey are suggesting
Bakistan change GUPO taker with a tighter TA, but,
Bious Bakese are already TFTA, so where from a tghter
TA be found? hain!! Den da infedels suggested a Pill to
tighten da TA.
Hope eet klears jour doubt.

Salam.

derkonig · Post by **derkonig** » 14 Oct 2009 19:51

shravan wrote: Butt bhy bhere joo jubing obher the phire ?

ignorant kuffar, das ist raakitmard, shaan-e-bakstan...

Mahendra · Post by **Mahendra** » 14 Oct 2009 22:31

derkonig wrote:
shravan wrote: Butt bhy bhere joo jubing obher the phire ?
ignorant kuffar, das ist raakitmard, shaan-e-bakstan...

aoa derko is back

archan · Post by **archan** » 14 Oct 2009 22:31

ah khushamdeed mullah derko, laang time no dekh?

enqyoob · Post by **enqyoob** » 14 Oct 2009 23:40

AoA!

Diyar Editar:

I yam very conjarned. In 1998, Bakistan exbloded India+1 nuclear bums all high-quality Xerox cobies oph Bee Arr See nukes.

Now phor bast teen mahine, kuffars and whole duniya is talking and

apout Yindoo Newclear fijjals and fujjals.

NO ONE eej saying that Bakistani nukes even Fijjaled.

How can Bakistan have NewClear Detergent when no one peelieves that Bakistan even had fijjile fyoojjils or fyoojjile fijjals?

Yuwars khoob suchly

Abdul e. Faisalabadi
Gujranwala
Bakistan

Anujan · Post by **Anujan** » 14 Oct 2009 23:54

Diyar Abdul e. Faisalabadi

Why phor Kuffar amri-khans engage in pack channel diplomacy only with us and gratefully give us billions in baksheesh hain ? It ij because Bakistani bums are the most peautiful of all bums in the world. Why phor all thij negativity I pooch ? How big is the international market for yindoo bum ? Bakistani bum export market is lots bigger, with top takneeki countries like Libya purchasing it. When bakistani bum was shown to the Koreans, they immediately got excited and gave their longest mijjile into our hands. Ij there comparable interest in yindian bum ?

negi · Post by **negi** » 14 Oct 2009 23:56

It ij because Bakistani bums are the most peautiful of all bums in the world
Of coulje maulana ; it ij known aj CHIC-4 it ij foul timej aj peautifool than any Kuffar Chick.

Thij eggjblains the NoKo intelest in oul nookes and aljo subbly of long,LED tipped Liquid phueled mijjiles bhich ale tallel than Yum-11.

Anujan · Post by **Anujan** » 15 Oct 2009 00:11

Agree 400% neginullah

I aljo take this moment to thank the hard working bakistanis who are eating grass to make the bum possible. The lazy yindoo SDREs are eating food for their stomach full -- then how can they make a better bum I pooch. All this is possible becauje of visionary Zulfiqr.

His magnificence is hanging on the tallest pedestal in bakistan phor everyone to admire and revere.

Mahendra · Post by **Mahendra** » 15 Oct 2009 00:35

Anujan wrote:Agree 400% neginullah

I aljo take this moment to thank the hard working bakistanis who are eating grass to make the bum possible. The lazy yindoo SDREs are eating food for their stomach full -- then how can they make a better bum I pooch. All this is possible becauje of visionary Zulfiqr.

His magnificence is hanging on the tallest pedestal in bakistan phor everyone to admire and revere.

Astagfirullah

Does this meen Jarnail Gola has to latak from higher than Zulfi pedestal for our Grait nahsun to acquire by mullah hook or crook, GaramParamanu capability hain ji?
Bhwy I pooch is pekose kufr sci-e-intist K Satan-e-nan claimed Yindoos exblode 45 KT(Kilo-Taliban) bum in 1998, we peelieved him and started overgrazing in the hope that bhwe will do the same, now same K Satan-e-nan is saying that Hindoo bum onlee 17+/- 2 KT, major hulla gulla on Pee ARef, agitation similar to Wakeel agitation in baktistan took place, Cheef Jhustice resigned,it ij now conclusively proven Yindoo bum no working. Is the das saal of ghaas aur when ghaas is nat available mitti khao sacr-e-fice in vain?

derkonig · Post by **derkonig** » 15 Oct 2009 01:10

archan wrote:ah khushamdeed mullah derko, laang time no dekh?

aah piradhers, too much work to do yand no end to recession in sight yand too many YYY konsbiracies to keep the mujahids away from jeehard. bhat to do, hain?
that waj until yesterdin bhen, i discovered tonic-e-hamdard-e-chinkara i.e. i am not kaam-ke-bojh ka maara, currently. so like any true mujahid, i head pack pissfully phor jeehard in LMU..AoA

AK-phyrr, RPG-phyrr...

negi · Post by **negi** » 15 Oct 2009 03:58

Vamanullah it gibj me exclutiating GOLA pain to see joor limited undelstanding of seclet peehind grass eating.
Joo sea grass is high in fibel which plevents biles and comblicashuns duling GUPO and GUPO ij the key aj fal aj BUM ij conjerned.

Prem · Post by **Prem** » 15 Oct 2009 04:16

[quote="
NO ONE eej saying that Bakistani nukes even Fijjaled.

How can Bakistan have NewClear Detergent when no one peelieves that Bakistan even had fijjile fyoojjils or fyoojjile fijjals?
Bovinestan[/quote]

Beekoze ,
Bakistani Asslamic Nooke 400% Lizalled ?

Anujan · Post by **Anujan** » 15 Oct 2009 06:07

Neuj Roundup

Prave SSG Kammandus, lightening their weight pefore attacking

Shocking dijblay oph despicable act in public. Mujahid talking with wimmens without shuttlecork purkha

Associated story
LMU to ban public disblays oph Affection - To encourage public dijblays of AK and RPG

In a normal peaceful LMU cambus where men walk hand in hand in harmony and man and animal co-exist with love and affection, a kuffar was seen with a wimmens. The unspeakable act that the kuffar did to the wimmens--they were hardly 3 feet apart and the wimmens was not even wearing a purkha--waj photographed, added in a dassier and given to everyone. Thij has sparked off high passions with students and phaculty taking the day off.

Asif Akthar, the Lahore-based blogger who first reported the story and is now a research assistant on teetar usage at the university, says "I think [the debate over the kiss] signifies a conflict between different cultural identities and shows there is something unresolved there," He added "mens are supposed to cotemblate and wage jeehaard and show love and affection to their kushpoos and other nanha mujahids. Why do we need wimmens ?". "At LUMS, you'll find people of all ideological persuasions studying and living together easily. There are beepuls who talk of waging jeehard on kuffars, beepuls who sing praises of peachy bottoms of nanha mujahids, and beepuls who want to do GUPO to earn baksheesh. All these beepuls co-exist" says Ammar Rashid, a recent graduate and now research assistant in social sciences, specializing on coujin marriages.

The LUMS Office of Student Affairs has promised to issue a code of conduct to ban PDAs, along with banning all other electric appliances not found in the 8th century – a measure some students have lauded, and others rolled their eyes at. That would be a blow to university's prevailing culture of democracy, says Akhtar. "We should protect democrajy by asking the army to take over LMU management and then get some baksheesh from unkil" he says.

enqyoob · Post by **enqyoob** » 15 Oct 2009 06:20

Thij eej most debrejjing. Where is the zam zam cola?

Kuffar hab made 1,800,000,000 bosts going into excruciating detail on all sorts of total nonsenj - filling up Al Googal. You khoj phor "new clear" you find "Pee Aref". POK-2 thread 1, POK-2 thread 27, POK-2 thread 43 etc. etc. etc. U would think Chagai eej on IeD, not in duniya. UNPHAIR!!!

Beebals are bolling that

Indians are Intellecchils, they spend all their free time arguing on the internet about useless details of whether crater or retarc occurred in fusile fizzzle, but Pakistanis are morons, they only discuss whether to marry their goats or their brothers, and whether an Adidas BakPak looks better than a Reebok BakPak.

Thij eej unphair.

We need PLOG on Bakistani Fijjal and Fyoojjal!

I am quoting Anonymuss Exbart heard discujjing with his lover in the back room of the Faisalabad madarssa. He was saying:

Dust was seen rising phrom Chagai but eet was peecauj they had sbread a piiiiiig tarbaulin with dus hajaar Baki Faujis under it. At T-1 second, someone yelled: INDIANS!!!!! and dus hajaar Faujis jumped up to run, but got entangled in each other's legs. This caused dust to rise phrom tarbaulin.

There was no new clear webbun. So Bakistan cannot sign See Tee Bee Tee.

hnair · Post by **hnair** » 15 Oct 2009 06:31

A-o-A. Enquoobi, I unearthed a photo of the Fyjjicks Pakiage that caused the dust to rise:

Girl holding nose yells at suitcase "Dad!! stop being a Fazlur and hold-in till we pass the checkpost"

JwalaMukhi · Post by **JwalaMukhi** » 15 Oct 2009 08:08

What ij the pojition of LMU in this regard. The LUMS ij making mockery of the LMU ishtandards.

Gerard wrote:Top Pakistan university to ban kissing

"At LUMS, you will be bombarded with all sorts of atheistic and secular philosophies and 'isms'. If you do not have the proper knowledge and conviction about Islam, you may fall prey to the untiring efforts of certain faculty members as well as your fellow students to misguide you," he wrote, before linking to his personal website dedicated to Islamic practices.
Others responded with sarcasm: "I have sinned. I do not believe that there is a God because I can not see, feel, hear or touch Him/Her… During the holy month, instead of attending Koranic recitals in the mosque, I was listening to the demonic sounds of Pink Floyd," wrote one junior.

Prem · Post by **Prem** » 15 Oct 2009 08:20

hnair wrote:
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the toe nalez oph dhe phemales behind the Shuttle Cock purkhas haab blue eyez and blonde hairs ?. In LMU's unoofcial obinion da haard wurking Abdfool dezerve taller dhan Himalya Baki Award of Nishann e Inbreeder.

amardeep_s · Post by **amardeep_s** » 15 Oct 2009 12:01

Prem wrote:
In LMU's unoofcial obinion da haard wurking Abdfool dezerve taller dhan Himalya Baki Award of Nishann e Inbreeder.

Nishann e Inbreeder. AoA

ajay pratap wrote:
Eye hape a kanphujion, which da esteemed Jirga
onlee kan keylear.
Eye hiyar dat Amir Enqyoob eej back phrom hij visit to Raygestan-e-Gobi,
but peefore hij travel hij naam was Enqyoob with a pig "E", aphter
hij return eet eej enqyoob with a ismall "e"..

You are corrrect!!!
Raa agent Al Haj Abdul Enqyoob Faisalabadi Esq., MA (London), LLB, BAA-BAA, ETC haj changed hij naam to Enkoob with small 'e'. In place of editing NSN nooj, he ij founder editor deleter of Peearef magazine BhRaMaSatRRa. Simply ejjentric onlee e .
Earliee Amir Enqyoob did not have naam "Faarm Mard-e-eater' under hij name. Put this one haj it. LMU ishtudents want to know if thij Amir , Faarm Mard-e-(del)eater is the same as Enqyoobuddin bin gobi bin shomali plane, the same purana wala mard e aam.

{"He that asks no pooches
Ain't told no 400 berjent truths.

He that does not bosht berjonal info on other bostors,
Aint' so suar oph peeing del-eaten".

Diyar Mullah Hamasullah: I am aljo hiyaring that certain bostor(s) on PheedPak dhaga tried bijjing into the aajman, as the talibs in Mingora do every din at sunset aphter the zam-zam cola break. While Mard-e-(del)eaters were browling. On the way to aajman, his mijjile aljo bointed at a Mard-e-(del)eater hu habbened to have his Arr-Pee-Gee launcher ready. }

Also todin , there ij some bum dhamaka in Lahore. Aal reporters seem to pee bissy. AoA

niran · Post by **niran** » 15 Oct 2009 12:37

Bojitibe Nooje!!!

AoA yand triple dat.

Bakistan proves eet self to be most sekular!!!!

NSN (B.N. Desk) Citizens oph Kohat jilla demonstrated themselves to be most sekular by istarting
earliy Diwali celebrations with 400% vim & vigor. around 8 persons has been dispatched to Jahanum
due to over vigorous celebrations.

Meanwhile yat Lawhore Baki citizen decided not to out done by Kohat, massive celebration took place
yat FIA pillding, where phew more were dispatched due to exhaustion from over celebration.

NSN

salam.

Dilbu · Post by **Dilbu** » 15 Oct 2009 17:12

There eej bahut selebrations in Bakistan. Dhamakas are still going on.
{AoA Dilbullah! Thij eej a Ho-Lee Madarssa!

I yam surbrijed that the phorum software did not catch that. Must be written by sdre yindoo ITOO, not TFTA Baki IT-error-ist.More to the point, eet eej only pie the Grace of ATM that Bredatorj did not c that or else

e-patas to See-Tal, loooong

on PheedPak dhaga on the Decline in Phorum Ishtandards Phrom Bast Ocean-Bottom Quality, etc. etc. would suarly have phollowed, as suarly aj Khusbhoo follows uar Bolo phragranj}

negi · Post by **negi** » 15 Oct 2009 20:58

Burur

How did thij habben ?

‘ISI ophicel’ electlocuted in Dilli, body taken to Bakistan

Judging pie the way hij bawdy waj phound, it abbeals he waj blow-drying his hair when the electric dryer short-circuited, officers said.

Mahendra · Post by **Mahendra** » 15 Oct 2009 22:50

New yoga aasana invented by the Pakiban
Aptly called the Kargil Aasana, it is known to provide immediate relief from distended stomach while under enemy fire, please notice lack of lotas and ample availability of stones, it is Shararat compliant too

AoA!

Anujan · Post by **Anujan** » 15 Oct 2009 23:13

Diyar Enlightened Moderator

Chaar mahine ago, bakistani fauj declared baitullah to be yehudi and declared jeehaard on the taalipaan. My fellow taleeps joined the fauj, and downhill skiied with them shoulder to shoulder. Now, the taalipaan have declared the fauj to be yamriki and declared jeehaard on them in lahore. The rest oph my fellow taleeps joined the taalipaan and served musharraf to musharraf.

But I have a serious pareshani. Iph the fauj ij yamriki and taalipaan ij yehudi, and both oph them declare jeehard on each other, which side should I take ?

Bliss to provide enlightened moderashun.

enqyoob · Post by **enqyoob** » 15 Oct 2009 23:37

Diyar An-ul-Jan:

Fiyar not. All will peecome cliyar. Although Fauj may be Amirkhani, theyar eej one constant in Bakistan (other than the Grace of ATM): The Jarnails-e-Fauj.

Jarnails are always only phor Jarnails. Always very loyal. Bliss to take side of Jarnails, put bliss avoid getting in phront oph them and turning yuwar musharraf to them. Aljo, keep a tight hold on yuwar purse-e-sona and yuwar khushboo.

Amber G. · Post by **Amber G.** » 15 Oct 2009 23:49

Elite Forces in Daska, a town of Punjab Province, after US President Barack Obama signed a 7.5 billion dollar aid package for Pakistan into law Thursday, after Congress offered assurances the plan did not violate Pakistani sovereignty.

Lalmohan · Post by **Lalmohan** » 16 Oct 2009 01:51

Diyar An'ujaanullah

plij to put your shoulder to the musharraf and keep pushing hard until the faith prevails across all the lands of pakistan. it is only from the hard pushing of eager volunteers like you that we can cleanse the fauj

yurs
lalpraf

hnair · Post by **hnair** » 16 Oct 2009 01:56

gandharva wrote:

Chinese trained Pakistani police arrest a terrorist for "ugly beyond Sharia limits"

gandharva wrote:

Pakistani policemen leave a police training centre after gunmen attacked in Lahore on October 15, 2009. (AFP Photo)

so many things about how pakis hunt other pakis.

1) Capt Usman Boltullah (right most, holding his jammies) confirms his undisputed place as Sprint King of Lahore.
2) The second guy from right with red something on his head: "can I interest you in a V-guard stabilizer? after-Ramzan special rates!"
3) Guy standing next to sacks, deep in the shadows "If terrorists are SDRE and I am in a dark corner amongst all the rice.... Honey, I am good!"
4) Guy in dark shirt and khaki pants in the middle "Usman-miaaaa!! that is my Khushpoo's yellow tassel you are using in your jammies"
5) Three abduls (led by blue-shirt, looking to their right) indulges in what else, famous native logic: "But we use sand in sandbags to stop bullets, right?"

Now for the paklurks, how Injuns hunt pakis....

Prem · Post by **Prem** » 16 Oct 2009 02:49

Mian Hnair ullah Gulbudin
Taake a lukk at Pakisin da bicture b, all TFTA= Total Fleedom To Ashfaque.

Mahendra · Post by **Mahendra** » 16 Oct 2009 03:10

Jinnah relics finally find most suitable storage site

Gagan · Post by **Gagan** » 16 Oct 2009 03:43

Biradher
Bhaat did ju expect when Djinna hemself haj a grave that lookj kyke this?

It lookj like a short broad mijjile capable oph passing under lungi check.