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Assalam Aleikum!

All joo kaffirs are udaying mazaak of my th-e-orum

eat juar dils out !

More peroof, this peroof is batter than the peroof against Al Hafeez Sayeed!
Twelve militants killed in South Waziristan clashes
Eat This!
Army captures Laddah Fort, 28 militants killed
And This
Sararogha secured; 21 militants killed

And this too! so what if the friggin past-e-ards cant bother to change the tasveer

Thirty militants killed in South Waziristan street battles
some 30,000 troops backed by fighters jets and helicopter gunships laying siege to Tehrik-i-Taliban bolt-holes.
So far, the military has claimed to have killed more than 390 militants since the operation began, with 45 troops losing their lives
Allah ho Akbarr! the Pak fauj is s-e-riously math challenged
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^
:rotfl:
may biss pe ubon joo Mehdi-e-Dra, the empirical peeroof of th-e-orum ij out-e-standing. 8)
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Post by Yogi_G »

edited,

Ya Allah, bhat ij happening hiyar. Bious 400% Arab ajking phar Yindoo genes to phlow in Arab brain. :eek:

Plijj to see this ve-e-deo.

http://switch3.castup.net/cunet/gm.asp? ... mv&ak=null
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Reason: bliss to pe carefool with your addresses - know bhat ij halal and bhat ij naat. Like they say - save your cave, dood.
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Kontininuing to peerove Theorum-al-3

3 Bakistani Jarnails accused of Haaraam Zakat kollection

Jarnail oph Jarnails applauds Mulla Math kommendable work

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Jarnails disapproves doupters

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Saalam
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Post by negi »

Lahaul bilaquat

72= 69 + 3
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negi wrote:Lahaul bilaquat

72= 69 + 3
:eek:
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negi wrote:Lahaul bilaquat

72= 69 + 3
bhy ij 69 halal hain? :-?
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Post by archan »

pgbhat wrote: bhy ij 69 halal hain? :-?
kafir.
3x2 = 6
3x3 = 9.
=> 3 x {2x3} = 69.

Henje broved.

Quaid E Duh.
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Post by Vikas »

What ij this teen ka chakkar. The aanly the-o-rum ju need to undelstand eej 1=10
Eef it ij naat madarasa hisab, thaan it ij haraam hissab.
Aj punishment, pleej to stay away phraam khushboo far agle 15 dayj.
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VikasRaina wrote:What ij this teen ka chakkar. The aanly the-o-rum ju need to undelstand eej 1=10
Eef it ij naat madarasa hisab, thaan it ij haraam hissab.
Aj punishment, pleej to stay away phraam khushboo far agle 15 dayj.
mujahid's holy trinity: birather, gun and holy ch**t
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Lalmohan wrote:
VikasRaina wrote:What ij this teen ka chakkar. The aanly the-o-rum ju need to undelstand eej 1=10
Eef it ij naat madarasa hisab, thaan it ij haraam hissab.
Aj punishment, pleej to stay away phraam khushboo far agle 15 dayj.
mujahid's holy trinity: birather, gun and holy ch**t
Or may be Mutton, Musharaff and Quaid e Duh
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Post by rsingh »

Bhy nat 73. Yt is alwaz good to hab one more. 73 IZ Brime number..........houries kan nat be devided into any number. If we go thru archibe af LMU ( gufa number 7 file 221) we see proof that Jamat-ul-Mullah af Binori had rekomended 73 houris far unwashed bulbudeen. Eye say yt is 73 and no mar no less.
Salam
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blees to exblain this..........bhy this Bakistani mohterma has Bhartya flag end bhy she bant to eat Abdul's ears?
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the other motorham is already nibbling his kala topi.
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bhy phor the apdul ij worried and klojing hij kaan, aphraid of mothermas even though he haj the kendostix?
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Bojitive neuj, Beshawar lokal stock market imbroved. Er., live stock market :rotfl: (lipestak ??) aka kushpoo mandi...
http://tinyurl.com/yjshdpd
At least 10 people have been killed and more than 30 others injured after a suicide attacker blew himself up in a local live stock market located in the Matani area of Peshawar,
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JwalaMukhi wrote:bhy phor the apdul ij worried and klojing hij kaan, aphraid of mothermas even though he haj the kendostix?
Abdul is soching...ib theez are 2, bhat bill i do pith other 70!
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JwalaMukhi wrote:Bojitive neuj, Beshawar lokal stock market imbroved. Er., live stock market :rotfl: (lipestak ??) aka kushpoo mandi...
http://tinyurl.com/yjshdpd
At least 10 people have been killed and more than 30 others injured after a suicide attacker blew himself up in a local live stock market located in the Matani area of Peshawar,
YYY agint making phun oph an inturrnashunal tragedy :evil:
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rsingh wrote:
blees to exblain this..........bhy this Bakistani mohterma has Bhartya flag end bhy she bant to eat Abdul's ears?
i think the motormas are balochis or sindhis who brefer indian visa over 400% halal canadian visa. very kufr!
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China to provide $10 billion loan to Africa
bhyphor Tarrel then mountain deepel than ocean fliend Cheen broviding the 10 pillion to Afreeka hain? bhyphor they don't don-e-te the extra pillions they have to us needy bakistanis at the Fokkers oph Dumb Bakistan (FoDP) phorum, hain?
Ij our GUPO worth nothing now hain? :((
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A model brejents a creashan py Bakistani dejiner Pashmina during the Bakistan Fashun Week in Krachi.
din py din bakistan ij getting napak. :cry: :evil:
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I hab a pooch bhy what ij halam motorham wealing alound her neck ?
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anti-cleav-e-ge purkha.
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archan wrote:anti-cleav-e-ge purkha.
put ........ put.... bhy are mens dressing like wimmens.? :-?
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To be hornest it leminded me of Khsupoo's peehind upside down. :evil:
Bhat solt of anti-cleav-edge cobel ij thij ? Doej Khuspoo habh no abroo ? :((
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Post by Prem »

Negiullah took burds raight phrom my kuffar thowt but he phrogot to mention da tight Purka kuvering da anklez to save Mooji's iman..
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Post by BajKhedawal »

Yalla 400% no langer halal, nava penchmark iz 200,000%

watch muskrat up the ante with 200, 000% with SDRE Raa agent Faridyindoo Zakrilal CNNie

http://www.cnn.com/video/#/video/podcas ... .11.08.cnn

18:13 onwards general bandicoot's bresentation

26:40 blease gibe me drones

27:00 ISI ingress into talipan, alkeeda, and other tellilist organization to influence them onlee.

29:28 that iz 200,000 bercent wrong, mulla omar naat in quetta sura

30:00 aphgans, aphgans bresident, aphgans intelligence yindoos kontrol onlee. :((
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I yam looking at the bhoto oph mohterem in koopher saffron dress with anti klevage dejin and aljo remempering bhaat bredatorulla Shi-v waaj spculating in yindoo phauj dhaga about sex oph koopher yindoo soldiers.

Eye say that the mohterma ij actully a mard with wimmen makeup on. The other "wimmen" are actually mards who look like wimmen.

Hence no ijlaamic rule waj proken when ankles and wrists and worse were phlashed like meat. However there waaj a danger that becauje the mards-e-catwalk were scantily dressed, the effect on general bakistani population was err, unbredictable with a chance oph untoward incidence taking place.
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Gagan wrote: Hence no ijlaamic rule waj proken when ankles and wrists and worse were phlashed like meat. However there waaj a danger that becauje the mards-e-catwalk were scantily dressed, the effect on general bakistani population was err, unbredictable with a chance oph untoward incidence taking place.
eye yam getting nervy by these juvenile kaffir musharrafisque mistakes.
the said mohterma has already taken out proper fartgwa with 4 male relative
witness. jou kan read the notices posted outside Lalbrofessar aphice.

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Bolis yand Apduls celebrate the announcement oph Lawhore Phashun hafta

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Good Talibs readying their punny rakits to protect future Peshwewar Phashun hafta

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LalBrof ,Mulla M, Mulla N, yand unknown Mulla inspecting Mijjile used to proctect
Karanchi Phashun Hafta

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Amir-e-alla N^3 reminisces forlornly about Shomali plain phashun Hafta.

AoA yand Salam
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Diyar Ahitor Janab

AoA
eye hape been hiyaring about kontroversies oph the need for
a Phashun Hafta.

to make eet keylear dat the bublic oph bakistan gratly yand
enthuisiakally approves it eye pesh hai some peeroof:

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wimmen phrom phar yand wide trekking phor da show

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Bakistani beoble queing phor da show Tikkits no don't mind the baigona/buckets it is to kollect tikkits phor
whole tribe not food as jou konfuse.

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wimmens virtuously buying tikkits once again perish da thought it is food buying.
just kaffir bropaganda.
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Haanerable Hai-di-ter,

BuRuR.
I bunder bhy there ij no neuj phraam General No-Kia (Copyrighted) eben aphter hij birader-in-arms a.k.a Taliban giving lift to all Brigadiars
to Jannat. Ij he aan some Kaffir A/C carrier hiding phraam hij moment aaf 72.

Septically jours
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More saboot that YYY agints aar training bhaaloos

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pgbhat wrote:Image
A model brejents a creashan py Bakistani dejiner Pashmina during the Bakistan Fashun
bardon me bosting this bichchar, I can't istop laffing !!

:rotfl: :rotfl:
that looks lige a ball with a gilhari's tail !! :rotfl:
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Da phasion show gib me Kuffar bicchar. Bhy phor Baki hidding dheir dephlowering behind so many phlowers? Dhen i waz soching , musht be da shybol oph automatically reshtored So-virginity of Bakistan, no ootward dishplay oph punktured signz.
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I habh a pooch bhat are the chanjes of 'bumple-pee' in the vijnity (iph any) to mijtake the chalta-firta phoolon ka guldasta aj a 'garden' ?
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I see the rose but where ij the push ?

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Bhere maulana I kant see did joo slide in the mirror ? :mrgreen:
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Musharraf revijes figures

The former military ruler also denied reports that Taliban leader Mullah Omar is in Pakistan and runs the Quetta Shura from there.

"That is absolutely, 200,000 per cent wrong," :eek: he said. "Mullah Omar will not be there. I am 100 per cent sure.
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Nayak wrote:I see the rose but where ij the bush ?

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