Bakistan: Emirate of New-clear Inquilabi States-Bojitiv Newj

Dilbu · Post by **Dilbu** » 26 Dec 2009 20:51

^^
The size of vaseline pottle he used up pefore doing GUBO with amritraj. Butt it still hurts.

negi · Post by **negi** » 26 Dec 2009 20:59

Aw.. ma baad I soch he waj making fun of Amritraj

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Mahendra · Post by **Mahendra** » 26 Dec 2009 21:21

Dilbu wrote:^^
The size of vaseline pottle he used up pefore doing GUBO with amritraj. Butt it still hurts.

Thanks Mullah!
I was soching that he used vicks vapour rub as price of petroleum e Jelly has gone up

Arunkumar · Post by **Arunkumar** » 26 Dec 2009 21:52

vicks vapour rub ij widely used to clear blocked passage.

Mahendra · Post by **Mahendra** » 26 Dec 2009 22:21

Bhat use now since Hole-e-broken already

Gagan · Post by **Gagan** » 26 Dec 2009 23:28

Aj Phar Aj I knowing,
Vicks vaporup ij naat availabul in pakit-maar-staan. But it ij availabul in endia.

Thij proves ju are a raa agint.

w/salam

Pee Ass: Only Jalim lotion availabul in pakit-maar-staan.

Arunkumar · Post by **Arunkumar** » 27 Dec 2009 00:06

Gagan wrote:Aj Phar Aj I knowing,
Vicks vaporup ij naat availabul in pakit-maar-staan. But it ij availabul in endia.

R u kaafir or R u joo or R u screwsader hain?

Predator & Gubo company does sell in pakit-maar-is-satan.

BajKhedawal · Post by **BajKhedawal** » 27 Dec 2009 00:15

Mulla Al-Jai Paratroopee, Mulla AK-uddin, yand Mulla Asmanulla all oph ju have giben the korrect Asal Uttar (by grace of the holee anusHair, not the one of September 10, 1965). Holly poo, just sooching of that din yand now I have to change my shalwar.

Sinze all of joo bass my imtehaan joo can send 3 lactating kushboos each with your youngest Ayesha to my gufaa.

Gibe me jour lactating kushboos, and I will gibe you a swad of zannat

Mahendra · Post by **Mahendra** » 27 Dec 2009 00:34

Arunkumar wrote:
Gagan wrote:Aj Phar Aj I knowing,
Vicks vaporup ij naat availabul in pakit-maar-staan. But it ij availabul in endia.
R u kaafir or R u joo or R u screwsader hain?

Predator & Gubo company does sell in pakit-maar-is-satan.

Hain! I thought it was Proctoscope Al Gamble

Who is Joo now?

Gagan · Post by **Gagan** » 27 Dec 2009 00:38

Prokto-iscope and GUBO

BajKhedawal · Post by **BajKhedawal** » 27 Dec 2009 02:16

Bredatormins’s Archanulla and Enqyoobuddin in Majlis-Rid-E-Amal dhagaa

“Cease and desist or all jour nanha peachie bottom munnas are ours.”

Mahendra · Post by **Mahendra** » 27 Dec 2009 02:41

Looks like a scene out of Eric e Margolis's Broke-back Khyber pass

enqyoob · Post by **enqyoob** » 27 Dec 2009 06:26

The solar panels on the Dawaja-e-pakistan. Only in Pakistan!

Lilo · Post by **Lilo** » 27 Dec 2009 08:47

no comment

Gagan · Post by **Gagan** » 27 Dec 2009 09:30

1. Leaderj oph Azad Balochistan and Sindhudesh meet.

2. 10 percenti hedging the bets against fauji imposed lamppost-e-shahadat

Yogi_G · Post by **Yogi_G** » 27 Dec 2009 15:28

YYY kanspiracy to seperate Ummah.

http://dailytimes.com.pk/default.asp?pa ... 009_pg7_15

Pooch to Learned Mullahs, phram bhen will we return to haaapy times like theje?

Mullah second phram left, hmm I socho iph all 72 houris can be akkamadated on thij bike.

Mahendra · Post by **Mahendra** » 27 Dec 2009 15:43

Hmm looks like all have peen suitably akkomodated except the first and last
bhunder bhwy they are tugging @ each other's salwar

niran · Post by **niran** » 27 Dec 2009 17:29

Bojitibe Khabarain

Droppings dispatched moojaheed

Vakum Blub plast

AoA
Thij eej NSN always ahead and every where

K Mehta · Post by **K Mehta** » 27 Dec 2009 18:14

Todin I saw this tasvir in the akhbaar. then i had this vakkum bulb moment. All our lagislators are looking at an ulta begging bowl or kash-kol. That is bhy every time they go to vilayat they do begging.

pgbhat · Post by **pgbhat** » 28 Dec 2009 01:16

Lilo · Post by **Lilo** » 28 Dec 2009 05:11

^^^
Poonch:
Why phor baki mujahid mard and mujahid na-mard (as in the bichhar abuv) weyiar cooling cheshma often ?

enqyoob · Post by **enqyoob** » 28 Dec 2009 05:55

then i had this vakkum bulb moment. All our lagislators are looking at an ulta begging bowl or kash-kol.

Blij to collect yuwar Nishaan-e-LMU phrom the LMU Pichli Daphtar. Classic.

Gagan · Post by **Gagan** » 28 Dec 2009 05:56

Shall we also write aartikals about haw bakistan army haj employed douptful wimmens to serve in the fauj? That waj what some dimwit baki waj doing just a few months ago hain na?

Booldy phools! Naw that wimmens are aljo in the fauj, what will the berozgaar abduls do?

I demands that either goats aljo pe inducted in the fauj, or mards be allowed ispecial time with the goats at home.

Jours confusedly
Asmaan-ulla

Sanjay M · Post by **Sanjay M** » 28 Dec 2009 08:22

How come Paki-Chini Bhai-Bhai can't help get this poor abdul-drug-mule freed?

http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/uk_news/8432101.stm

BajKhedawal · Post by **BajKhedawal** » 28 Dec 2009 09:24

Jihaaaard AmirKhan haz all our kushboos

BajKhedawal · Post by **BajKhedawal** » 28 Dec 2009 09:29

I phorgot in witch dhagga but Maulana Enqyoobuddin was pooching about where is muskrat musharaff. Can he pee in londanistan, yaa pee in Amrekhan???

I have the jawaab phor joo, he is the broverpial monkey on jour pack

A monkey on somebody's back (American & Australian)

A serious problem that will not go away. The divorce proceedings are a monkey on her back.

hain ji, hain, hain where is my innaam!

niran · Post by **niran** » 28 Dec 2009 12:55

NSN(Isbecial Rebort Desk) It has kome to our notice dat infedals are poking phun
yand sullying da koncept oph "Djinn", Derephore to istop eet yand explain eet to Nanha Moojaheed

Amir N^3 explains

eet eej just a

to prokure such powers as

here eej a glowing example: Mulla Mahdi blowing off Bolis with Dijnn powers

even Jarnail Saheb salutes to eet powers

hope eet explains da koncept.
AoA yand Salam
NSN

AdityaM · Post by **AdityaM** » 28 Dec 2009 13:09

Pliz to aaksept my aablication for degree oph PHD phrom LMU.
My sachi and nayi original Khoj (research) ij here: http://forums.bharat-rakshak.com/viewto ... 68#p796268
Topic oph Khoj ij: "Role of Masih in Baki society"

pgbhat · Post by **pgbhat** » 28 Dec 2009 13:10

here eej a glowing example: Mulla Mahdi blowing off Bolis with Dijnn powers

Chinmayanand · Post by **Chinmayanand** » 28 Dec 2009 16:40

Bakis racing to houristan....

Nayak · Post by **Nayak** » 28 Dec 2009 16:55

pgbhat wrote:
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thij tajveer musht go into the ied-otiral pannas hain....

I also dekho motor-hama ij wearing the shame oak-lees I sold to abdullah on his jummay ki raat.

Arunkumar · Post by **Arunkumar** » 29 Dec 2009 00:21

heard thij song in a baki madarassa sung by bewakoofs

Give us some vaseline, give us some pain ,
Give us an Armitaj to GUBO once again.....
na na na na na na na na na.........................

Sari umre hum , ghaas pe ji liye,
ek bar to ab hame, baksheesh do,baksheesh do.....
na na na na na na na na na..........................

Give us some vaseline, give us some pain ,
Give us an Armitaj to GUBO once again.....
na na na na na na na na na.........................

khando ko 1971 ke bhoj ne jukhaya,
Beekh maangna to khud hoko ne sikhaya,
Ied ke vest ne mijjile ko jukha dala.....
predator ke hellphyre ne pura musharaff jala dala.....

musharaff to gaya, mijjile bhi gaya...
ek bar to ab hame, baksheesh do,baksheesh do.....
na na na na na na na na na.........................

Prem · Post by **Prem** » 29 Dec 2009 00:58

Vasleen ko Dekhaa,toone jub ayye Aamritraj ki Aawaz,
Wet ho gaye Khaki , Jubb ayye Dec 16 kee yaadddd .
Behno ki kismat ka kahiye , Bhaio ne unko Chaha hai,

Khusboo ki kismat kya kahio, Moojio ne unko payya hai,
Pakjabi ki kismat kyya kahiye, Ashna previlage payya Hai
Hasrat hai yahi phir munn me, Ied Mubarak haaaajar bar.
mubarak Haajar baar,
Vasleen ko Dekhaaaa,tuune jab jab aye Aawaz.....

niran · Post by **niran** » 29 Dec 2009 11:47

AoA
bojitibe vakum plast gallore!
Plast in Karachee yand Muzaffarabad dispatched very many yand very many more
in waiting list. No,no, no, eet was not related to sectarian voilance, dat eej simpully
Yindu kanspeeracy.

Salam

Lalmohan · Post by **Lalmohan** » 29 Dec 2009 22:55

seen recently over pakistan...

Chinmayanand · Post by **Chinmayanand** » 30 Dec 2009 01:52

Baki fauj raids LMU kave kaamplex ......

Prem · Post by **Prem** » 30 Dec 2009 06:08

Aao tumhe mei Baak Dikhadoon, Dikhla Do naa,
Sooside vest ka Raaz Baataoon, Batla o Naa.
Chord ke Stepmom UQ ko , tum Pakistan chale aao
Binori Madirassa Mulleh ka phir Ashnna "bunn' Jayo
IED Mubarak ho Aisee,Jummah brayer ho Jaiseie
Mimimum 40 ko Jahhanum pahoonchaoo, Panhoochado na.
(will phinish it latter)

Chinmayanand · Post by **Chinmayanand** » 30 Dec 2009 13:39

"Two GUBO sessions a day, keep me merry and gay." - Rehman Malik

niran · Post by **niran** » 30 Dec 2009 14:09

NSN (Isbecial neuj Desk)
Wat a Baki needs? hape been asked by very many, well the answer eej Roti, Kapda, Makan.
Baki Sarkar hape provided ample quantity oph dem to Bakese.

peeroofs:
Baki wimmen folks laying down the phirst istep

Baki nanha moojahid kontinues the sekond istep(see the ismiles, eet eej not child labor)

which result in extremely hawadar living quaters

Best sadaks in duniya alongside peeautiphool kanals

Bakistan even hape mobile beds

ampool food

more dan ampool food

Salam

NSN (every where)

negi · Post by **negi** » 30 Dec 2009 16:14

durgesh wrote: "Two GUBO sessions a day, keep me merry and gay." - Rehman Malik

HUp... hujool bol rahe hain "Do se mela kya hoga" ?