Bakistan: Emirate of New-clear Inquilabi States-Bojitiv Newj

niran · Post by **niran** » 12 Jul 2010 15:32

Diyar Aditor Janab,

Bojitibe Tidings!!

Yindian Jarnail seen shaking in dark korners

NSN (Yndian Desk)Yndian Army chief has acknowledged for first time about the superiority of the Bakistani armed forces over the Indian armed forces, especially fighting capability of Bakistani forces is far more superior then the Indian forces.
General Deepak Kapoor was speaking to NSN on the 62nd Army day where he said that Bakistani armed forces have 80% capability while the Indian forces have 20%. Which when translated in simpool Madarsa maths
translate to 2 Baki fauji == 8000 SDRE fauji, (since %==percent==100).

Meanwhile:
Malicious Propaganda of the Infedal Media

Lastly, no nooje without a dhamakedar nooje

Pindi Channa gas plast in Vakum pulb

NSN(KOHAT DESK): Casualties are feared in an accidental Pindi Channa Gas release in Khawasi Banda area of kohat, bolis sources say Mondin.

The plast occurred at the residence of tribal veteran Malik Sawab Khan—a renowned gas realeaser in Orakzai Agency.

NSN (APEW & TNT)

Salam

shiv · Post by **shiv** » 12 Jul 2010 16:16

niran wrote:
Meanwhile:
Malicious Propaganda of the Infedal Media

Phrom same source.

Plij to tranjlate phrom Czchoslovakian to Pingreji:

http://www.apakistannews.com/natasha-pa ... ide-195335

Natasha Padbidri Commits Suicide, A 30 year-old former model who reportedly committed suicide Sunday in his residence in suburban Versova, the police said. The former model Natasha Padbidri allegedly committed suicide by hanging himself with Dupatta in his room. Natasha was Padbidri Petricorn buildings remain in Versova, parents police Mumbai.According Natasha was with two apartments in the same building. Living in one of their parents and Natasha lived in the other alone. Police said that when Natasha’s brother knocked on the door there was no response to Natasha. Padbidri Natasha, who posted a couple of modeling jobs a few years ago, through Dupatta in the bedroom of her apartment building in Petricorn this afternoon. His family owns two apartments in the building, and Natasha was left alone in an apartment, while living in another family .

Arunkumar · Post by **Arunkumar** » 12 Jul 2010 19:55

^^^

subanlah....pleej to award dookker prize.

jamwal · Post by **jamwal** » 12 Jul 2010 20:30

Dilbulla showing oph sensual mating ritual to Lal Topi bija abblicant

Atri · Post by **Atri** » 12 Jul 2010 23:45

^^^^^^

Where do you guys get such photos from?

Samay · Post by **Samay** » 13 Jul 2010 00:09

bakistan

Lalmohan · Post by **Lalmohan** » 13 Jul 2010 01:07

that bicchar reminds me oph fan eared dinosaur in jew-raw-cia(k) park just bephore pheeding attack on motu relieving himself oph inner pakistaniat

Mahendra · Post by **Mahendra** » 13 Jul 2010 02:48

That is Abdul Chacha flashing after seeing his Fauji Herrow

Manu · Post by **Manu** » 13 Jul 2010 06:57

Atri wrote:^^^^^^

Where do you guys get such photos from?

acidcow.com

niran · Post by **niran** » 13 Jul 2010 08:15

Hakeem shiv-bin khujli wrote: Phrom same source.

Plij to tranjlate phrom Czchoslovakian to Pingreji:

http://www.apakistannews.com/natasha-pa ... ide-195335

Natasha Padbidri Commits Suicide, A 30 year-old former model who reportedly committed suicide Sunday in his residence in suburban Versova, the police said. The former model Natasha Padbidri allegedly committed suicide by hanging himself with Dupatta in his room. Natasha was Padbidri Petricorn buildings remain in Versova, parents police Mumbai.According Natasha was with two apartments in the same building. Living in one of their parents and Natasha lived in the other alone. Police said that when Natasha’s brother knocked on the door there was no response to Natasha. Padbidri Natasha, who posted a couple of modeling jobs a few years ago, through Dupatta in the bedroom of her apartment building in Petricorn this afternoon. His family owns two apartments in the building, and Natasha was left alone in an apartment, while living in another family .

AoA AoA AoA
phirst let me

my dill eez contended.
this makes da ishtatement by Jarnail Mushy (Piss Be Upon Him)
"Bakese are better in Angrayzee than Yindians" 40000000% tearu.

AoA.

naren · Post by **naren** » 13 Jul 2010 12:46

The imbenetrable phartress peing puilt akross the porderj oph Bakistan.

Latesht in militarry teknology - Amfipious Ajjault Behicle

Amfipious bhaike

Bakistan naby sheal in ackjun.

Nanha naby sheals undergoing draining.

Phirsht eber phloating reshtorrent in the worrld

Yehudi crojjing the sea taknik berphected by the bious. Shoon we bill crossh the atlantick ojean and inbade kuffar Bharat.

Samay · Post by **Samay** » 13 Jul 2010 13:15

pbut

Gagan · Post by **Gagan** » 13 Jul 2010 14:42

Deiyar Aditar janaab,
When eye yam looking at thij bhotoj bosted in jour noojbaber, eye yam looking that:
1. Wimmens are naat wearing purka, and like open meat they are in the hapit oph displaying ankles and wrists. I hope the talipaan come soon and burify everyone heiyar, spacilly wimmens so that they istart wearing shuttle-cock purka
2. Every one ij saying bakistan haj waater broplem, bakistan haj waater broplem; Put eye yam looking that theiyar ij laat oph waater. Then haw ij theiyar waater broplem hain ji?
3. When eye yam looking at bakistani citij they are looking like BENIS oph the East. Haw pee-uti-fool!
4. In all bicchar eye yam looking male:phemail ratio oph 10:1 with 10 mard-e-momeens and onlee 1 wimmens. Haw do the men then have harem with 4 wipes and 20 slave wimmens hain ji? Ij thij mard:namard:wimmens ratio responjibull phor everypody waanting to go to djannat and hap 72 hoor.

Pleej clariphying soon,
w/salam
Gaganulla

Nayak · Post by **Nayak** » 13 Jul 2010 22:38

bismillah, phinally lal brof drops his burka and vijits the massage parlor phor a happy ending.

bhere ij mulla mahdi nowadins? my second coujin removed once by accidental ied ij mijjing his boems and deep anal-ysis.

Gagan · Post by **Gagan** » 13 Jul 2010 22:56

Bismilla Grand Maulana Nayakuddin,
Why in the name oph the kamil's peard are joo writing doubull doubull?

Jours sochingly,

Lalmohan · Post by **Lalmohan** » 14 Jul 2010 01:16

diyar nayakuddin, as phoonk sundari said to me last week, too muchi pressah! need releef from takleef! but that is not for the nanha mujahid's delicate ears. i see that lack of pressah is making you see do-gunah, habh jew bin praktising khud khushi?
(note to athar moojies, i yam talking abut soosai bhest onlee)
pie da bhay, bhen did joo becum grand maulaner? did grand ayatollah himself bestow this geeft apan jew?

Nayak · Post by **Nayak** » 14 Jul 2010 01:34

I always cum twice just like neighbouring yindoo baniya doing double entry accounting maal practices.

I am istill a humble taalib learning the ways of hoko and trying to find a 14 year old goat just like mo.

no grand maulaner degree phor me. Last time a prize was announced and I was invited to the ceremony I was beaten up by the pandoos and the certificate turned out to be fake.

back to laying ieds, avoiding predators and oiling my raakit tube to keep myself occupied.

rsharma · Post by **rsharma** » 14 Jul 2010 01:45

Nayak wrote:I always cum twice ..

AoA !! cumming twice is 400% more halaal than naat cumming at aal..
here ij sumthing to keep ju & jour raakit occoobied..

Angre · Post by **Angre** » 14 Jul 2010 04:43

wot to say?
http://www.foxnews.com/world/2010/07/12 ... latestnews

rsharma · Post by **rsharma** » 14 Jul 2010 11:37

Angre wrote:wot to say?
Segjual Traadishuns of Baakistaan

Dear Abbrentice Mullah-in-training Angrez-bin-Kuffar,

AoA.. thanx to joo far pringing thij bojitively bojitive neuj to the notice of the Jirga..
Just goej to show that ishtil the Baakistaanis r numero uno in Gadha,Ghoda, Kutta, Donkey, Monkey & offcourje Khuspoo & Camel Segj.. burely bure bractijej u see.. nothing to do with wimmen.. all wimmen aar haraam.. egjept Hasina Aitum-bum.. & maype Motorma Jalebi..

Yours Abbroving-Lee,
Rahs-O-Gul-bin-Sharm-Sharm

Dilbu · Post by **Dilbu** » 14 Jul 2010 11:51

Animal huspandry eej naat as eazy as jou think. It haj to be there in the plood. Bakis habhe perfected this takneeki through years of inpreeding.

naren · Post by **naren** » 14 Jul 2010 13:14

Piraking newj !!!

Bakistan unpurqas eko phriendly, djinnergy eff-e-shia-nt, green (bpuh) car !!!

naren · Post by **naren** » 14 Jul 2010 13:20

Shocking newj !!! Shex traphicking ring in Bakistan expojed !!!

naren · Post by **naren** » 14 Jul 2010 13:33

Tourijm bramotional bideo phull releajed py Tourijm Minishtree oph Bakistan.

Bijit Bakistan thij shummer !!! *

* - No kuffar yindu, yehudi, amriki, ahmediya, CIA, mojjad, raa, plackbater allowbed.

partha · Post by **partha** » 14 Jul 2010 14:05

Angre wrote:wot to say?
http://www.foxnews.com/world/2010/07/12 ... latestnews

that ij a joo and yindoo kanspiracy onlee.
Pliss to check kufr google trends. Bakistan is leading in "allah" "suicide bomber" "kafir" "quran" etc. all halal. but Bakistan ij also
ranked one for kufr "bollywood". thij ij bad. ban google.

jamwal · Post by **jamwal** » 14 Jul 2010 16:23

rajkhalsa wrote:No. 1 Nation in Sexy Web Searches? Call it P0rnistan

Old nooj. I had bosted this a laang taaim ago in this forum onlee.
Nou I demands that this pe made stickee on tob aj this ij a grate acheebment oph Bakisatan considereeng that phact that we hab lower no. oph beebul bith inturrnet axess

vijayk · Post by **vijayk** » 14 Jul 2010 16:40

http://timesofindia.indiatimes.com/Spor ... 165849.cms
Shoaib Malik was dropped because of form: Yawar

There were reports in the media that Malik was dropped from the team for the first Test against Australia which started on Tuesday at Lord's after the experienced all-rounder skipped a few practice sessions to be with his wife Sania Mirza.

Nayak · Post by **Nayak** » 14 Jul 2010 18:21

Iph Bakistanis a failed state, bhen ij the subblementary exama in the future? Ij thij fail same aj my abdul chacha failing the prostrate exama because he saw a amreeki daaktir with gloves vaseline and got a woody.

Loined mullahs need to edumacate thij taalib.

anupmisra · Post by **anupmisra** » 14 Jul 2010 20:38

naren wrote:Tourijm bramotional bideo phull releajed py Tourijm Minishtree oph Bakistan.

Bijit Bakistan thij shummer !!! *

Such brosberity. I neber knew.

Samay · Post by **Samay** » 14 Jul 2010 20:39

Nayak wrote:Iph Bakistanis a failed state, bhen ij the subblementary exama in the future? Ij thij fail same aj my abdul chacha failing the prostrate exama because he saw a amreeki daaktir with gloves vaseline and got a woody.

Loined mullahs need to edumacate thij taalib.

Bhat ij the need af subblementary exam ? Bakis can make their own marksheet if they want.

vdutta · Post by **vdutta** » 14 Jul 2010 22:33

find the raw agint

image taken from ZZs official fb page.

Nayak · Post by **Nayak** » 14 Jul 2010 22:56

deeyar veneral diseased atta, thij tasveer ij aj original aj the centerfold copy giben by apdul xerox khan to pak army phor the islamukk pomp.

Prem · Post by **Prem** » 14 Jul 2010 23:10

Bhatt iz dhiz neeuz abot Ghajjwa_e Poak by krool Yindian Phish ober pissful Poak Phish? Yindian berzion of Jihad-fi-Fishilla.

Samay · Post by **Samay** » 14 Jul 2010 23:55

All of them yes all of them ,look like they are surrounding the houri creator ...

I habe a pooch even I cant understand ..why all of them are raijing their index finger when they come in front of each other ?

partha · Post by **partha** » 15 Jul 2010 00:03

^^^
houri creator: "who wants to be a suicide bomber?". that ij why only they are raising their index finger

partha · Post by **partha** » 15 Jul 2010 00:07

naren wrote:Piraking newj !!!

Bakistan unpurqas eko phriendly, djinnergy eff-e-shia-nt, green (bpuh) car !!!

AoA! cheapest car..finally we beat the kufr nano

rsingh · Post by **rsingh** » 15 Jul 2010 01:03

na kament

rsharma · Post by **rsharma** » 15 Jul 2010 13:37

rsingh wrote:http://www.pakpoint.com/wp-content/uplo ... istani.jpg

na kament

^^

Why ij the Gogola web-bage showing " Pages from India " check-pox.. hain ji ????

Ij it pecause of girait bakistaani tradishun of ijjuing "Made in Baakistaan" ishtambj aan everything, just like the JF-17 "Bandar"..

Jusht Wundering..

Vikas · Post by **Vikas** » 15 Jul 2010 14:54

^^ RAA Topi aan.
Ij thees RAA kansibiracy aaf bromoting the Gleat Jernail Mushy.Nau they kannaat say "Go Mushy", so sekrelty they are telling "Go Gola"
I pheel it ij skeme aaf sending some massage to Gola a.k.a Mushy.

Lalmohan · Post by **Lalmohan** » 15 Jul 2010 15:01

what eej mining oph "no dirty handling" in go-gola whoreding?