Bakistan: Emirate of New-clear Inquilabi States-Bojitiv Newj

Carl_T · Post by **Carl_T** » 14 Aug 2010 05:31

Baki Jinnastics

Chandragupta · Post by **Chandragupta** » 14 Aug 2010 16:08

AoA! Allahh ij great..We bakis bhanted bhater, soo Aullahhh ghave us soo much bhater..See how much bhater there ij in our Bakistan, greater bhater than in kufr bharat...Now eben our ribers are laaarjer and eshtronger and carry more bhater than kufr ribers..I tell joo it ij all jam jam bhater onleee...bhat a mirrakkel..Bakishtan haj been plessed bith soo much jam jam bhater and now aal ower beebal are drinking thij jam jam water bithout ghoing to Arapia...AoA!

enqyoob · Post by **enqyoob** » 15 Aug 2010 05:56

AoA! I yam prowjing the khabar-e-din and dekh this headline:

BAKISTAN CANCELS INDEPENDENCE DIN

Something apout the baksheesh handed to Dus Berjenti phor opserving Din-e-Jinn(ah) turning out to pee ISI-ishtambed.

I am hobefool that Gulami Din cellabrashuns will go on as blanned Sep.13 put conjarned that Jarnail Gola is Broclaimed Buplic Offandar. Why, did he "take off his uniphorm" in buplic and make everyone hold their noses instead of their mijjiles?

Mauli · Post by **Mauli** » 15 Aug 2010 09:59

Raghavendra · Post by **Raghavendra** » 15 Aug 2010 10:02

Where is the flagpost?

Mauli wrote:

Mauli · Post by **Mauli** » 15 Aug 2010 10:04

A one-wheeler performs balance tactics on a City road

But i jee two wheelz

Mauli · Post by **Mauli** » 15 Aug 2010 10:05

Jadoo da khel

jamwal · Post by **jamwal** » 15 Aug 2010 12:00

X-mard oph Baki Air Pharce in a bensive mood

jamwal · Post by **jamwal** » 15 Aug 2010 12:02

Mauli wrote:

Jadoo da khel

Yup, speshualy bhen a single mard ij liphting a whole oont.

Chandragupta · Post by **Chandragupta** » 15 Aug 2010 14:22

Raghavendra wrote:Where is the flagpost?

Joo phool!!! Bakistani phlag dont need any phlagposht..Bhe hab the lattesht jinn teknolojee..

Klaus · Post by **Klaus** » 15 Aug 2010 15:19

Mauli wrote:

A one-wheeler performs balance tactics on a City road

But i jee two wheelz

Mullah Maul-e-uddin, thij ij the new exberimental mijjile launch vehicle peing develobed by LMU labs (honoring the time-tested tradition of old-school Pindi innovation) phor the phaithfool army. The recent floods hab wibed out all runways and camps of the phaithfool, hence to brotect our bious piradhers and more than bious baki-land from the ebil banias, well known raakit mards have been tasked with the duty to test the new blatform. The cababiltiej oph thij blatform include the ability to phyrr mijjiles in peak baki traffic aj well aj village sadak. Bliss to notij the new stand on the musharraf oph the launch vehicle ij ujed phor 90 degree launches.

Salam.

Mahendra · Post by **Mahendra** » 15 Aug 2010 15:38

Why is Bobe John Baul a RAA agint?

Bekose he is Rawman Catholic

Lalmohan · Post by **Lalmohan** » 15 Aug 2010 15:44

^^^ Raw-man Kaffir-Lick

armenon · Post by **armenon** » 15 Aug 2010 16:31

The Flag on the plate above sort of looks like thij. But in a very unappetizing way.

About to be eaten by the big bad Yindia.

Mahendra · Post by **Mahendra** » 15 Aug 2010 20:49

JwalaMukhi · Post by **JwalaMukhi** » 15 Aug 2010 20:55

NSN kabul desk:
Pakistan is slated to receive some aid from Afghan government, due to situation arising out of floods. However, the delivery of the generous aid money by ordinary Afghans, has been held up because of break down of negotiations. It is widely reported that Bakistan President has expressed his inability to travel to Kabul due to flooding situation, and wants to be seen at home and not embark on foreign trips. However, knowledgeable sources have revealed, the real reason is dus percenti has been asking for more than his usual dus percent from Karzai govt., in lieu of the Gulami din, he deserves an additional 8 percent.
Dus percenti is also in negotiations with somalia, ethiopia and other donors.

NSN bringing Flash news of flash floods and ordinary floods.

Mahendra · Post by **Mahendra** » 16 Aug 2010 02:46

Sāre jahāñ se acchā Pakhanastan hamārā
Ham bum banane wale haiñ us kī,Predator strike hain gulistan hamaara

Gubo meiñ hoñ agar ham, dard hota hain kam vasleen se
samjho vuhīñ hameñ bhī dil ho jahāñ hamārā

Parbat se bhi uncha, Cheeni friend bhi piche se ghusata
Woh Zardari hamārā,woh Taliban hamārā

Godī meñ kheltī haiñ us kī hazāroñ nadiyāñ
Hinduon ne choda paani unke Dam se, flash-e- flood hamara hamara

mażhab humein sikhātā ahmediyon se bair rakhnā
Pawki haiñ ham, vatan hai Saudi Arab hamārā

yunano missar rooma mitt gaye jehaan se
ab tak magar baaki hai naamo nishaan hamara,

kuch baat hai ki badbu mitt-ti nahin hamari
Saala arabi attar se bhi nahin mitt-ta gu ka durghand hamara

Iqbal ko malum na tha, uaske biwi ko Djinnah ne phasaya
Djinnah ka beta ne Iqbal ko Abbajaan pukara

Djinnah bhi sala Pehn**od tha, ghisi piti 2 nation theory sunaya
Lekin Chod gaya moth eaten vatan aur begging -e-katora

Mahendra · Post by **Mahendra** » 16 Aug 2010 03:12

What do you call a soul harvester operating in Pakistan under the guise of flood relief?

Ans : Arse-hole harvester

niran · Post by **niran** » 16 Aug 2010 08:39

assslamalaykum Aditoor Janab!
Eye hape a kwestun, pliss to be pondering on eet yand kall a Jirga to delibrate iph you find eet imponderable.

Since da flooding me yand me Ayeshas hape been washing(in flood waters not aide),
thereby cleansing daily 25 hours instead oph da normal every Fridin Cleansing,
will eye get 7 taimes da 72+28 iph eye yam to pull the switch? aphter drying out the
bum(not bum) of kourse.

Wat shulld eye be doing to all dhese Ayeshas yand wimmens left behind by flood swept away
maulaners?
-keep dem till maulaners returns iph they returns?
-claim dem as my own yand cook the old ones?
-sell da wimmens to Lawhore Heera mandi and klaim aide in dheir place?
-kill dem all yand klaim aide in dheir place?

pliss to be advising.

AoA yand Salam.

Mauli · Post by **Mauli** » 16 Aug 2010 11:35

AdityaM · Post by **AdityaM** » 16 Aug 2010 15:57

^ PAF chacha: Ghazi-Albarbadi-e-hawaiJahazi

RajeshA · Post by **RajeshA** » 16 Aug 2010 16:43

jamwal wrote: X-mard oph Baki Air Pharce in a bensive mood

Is thij phamooss X-Man Beast after bijiting Jaan-Curry Cat-choop phakt-o-ree?

Gagan · Post by **Gagan** » 16 Aug 2010 18:15

Bhyphor everypody bosting bicchar oph Bakistani Mard-e-momeen tying the string oph their shalwaar on pindi-pendous day oph bakistan hain ji?

Ijn't it haraam?

Lalmohan · Post by **Lalmohan** » 16 Aug 2010 19:31

kapshun phor x-chacha

"I luv the smell of decapitated kaffirs in the morning, it smells like VICTORY!"

archan · Post by **archan** » 16 Aug 2010 20:08

Kirket hires Al Baqr to eat plack-e-perries

jamwal · Post by **jamwal** » 16 Aug 2010 20:38

My dil goes paag paag on dekhoing bichhars laik this bun

Lalmohan · Post by **Lalmohan** » 16 Aug 2010 20:49

shirted abdul to action wallah abdul - "good shot!"

derkonig · Post by **derkonig** » 16 Aug 2010 21:52

sar zameen e panee-staan
panee mein panapta talipaan,

bheek diya na cheena ya arabistaan,
ulta gubo karne aya drone-e-amirkhan,

hafton se na vakkum na IED mubarakan,
zaroor yeh konspeeracy hanud yahood amirkhan

gutter aur gusal mein dooba panee-stan
ab cholera mitae abdul ka naam-o-nishaan

Mahendra · Post by **Mahendra** » 17 Aug 2010 01:52

^
Wah Wah Mullah Darul-Kho

bhwat comboshishun!!

Bakistani assets safe from the prying eyes of Korean Kaffir

Mahendra · Post by **Mahendra** » 17 Aug 2010 02:03

ArmenT · Post by **ArmenT** » 17 Aug 2010 06:47

Novel invention by chinese biraders, tailor made for pakis. User needs to keep feeding money to this device, otherwise the device unexpectedly explores one's inner pakistaniyat

http://web.orange.co.uk/article/quirkie ... ain_in_the

ArmenT · Post by **ArmenT** » 17 Aug 2010 07:18

Kamandu training in maritime warfare techniques. Bliss to note Bakistani version of Airboat has side mounted fans

Lalmohan · Post by **Lalmohan** » 17 Aug 2010 12:32

^^ abdul chacha is stripped for akshun on mattress, but where is khushboo?

niran · Post by **niran** » 17 Aug 2010 13:23

Lalmohan wrote:^^ abdul chacha is stripped for akshun on mattress, but where is khushboo?

last seen khuspoo was seen floating away flappin yand flailing in vain attempt
to attract attenshun while Chachajan was aiding Ayesha to safety.

Salam
doubt klearing desk
Phlood Aide reiceving Tent.
Pindi.

Narad · Post by **Narad** » 17 Aug 2010 17:42

derkonig wrote:sar zameen e panee-staan
panee mein panapta talipaan,

bheek diya na cheena ya arabistaan,
ulta gubo karne aya drone-e-amirkhan,

hafton se na vakkum na IED mubarakan,
zaroor yeh konspeeracy hanud yahood amirkhan

gutter aur gusal mein dooba panee-stan
ab cholera mitae abdul ka naam-o-nishaan

*.allah (*= supan/masha/wa/pismil etc or bhatevar adgektive sootable as ber chariya and had-it)

ju are trooly Shair-e-Mashriq.

shiv · Post by **shiv** » 17 Aug 2010 20:50

cross bost
Pakistan divided over what symbol to choose for its own rupee
http://www.fakingnews.com/2010/06/pakis ... own-rupee/

AoA birathers. I am phor change oph name to "Dinars" bitch is non kufr

Prem · Post by **Prem** » 17 Aug 2010 21:12

derkonig wrote: gutter aur gusal mein dooba panee-stan
ab cholera mitae abdul ka naam-o-nishaan

Isse kahte hai Paani me duuba duuba ke marna. Bakistan, Allha' own Ganesh phestival.
Ichak daana beechak daana, Dane uppar Daana Ichak Daana
Bolo Kaun Mulak hai Aisa
Jisme na Brain Na hai Paisa.... Bolo bolo
Icchak daana beekhchak danna...
Itni barri Mushharf, Kitna Chotta Daam hai
Phone Call pe GUBO karde, Bolo Kiska kaam hai.. Bolo bolo

Mahendra · Post by **Mahendra** » 18 Aug 2010 02:45

shiv wrote:cross bost
Pakistan divided over what symbol to choose for its own rupee
http://www.fakingnews.com/2010/06/pakis ... own-rupee/

AoA birathers. I am phor change oph name to "Dinars" bitch is non kufr

I brobose that some adminullah move this post to the good post thread after slight modification to portray watery diarrhoea so that it we can display our solidarity with Shah Mohammed Qureshi and his band of Hijda politicians who have lost their land due to the yindoo motivated sailaaab .
But then, given the history of how all my suggestions are flushed down the ghoosalkhana by the yeevil adminullahs I have no hope that this rekwest will be listened to either.

Mean e WhileAnjana Joshi makes appeal for sailaab hit beebal of the land of Daniel Pearl's killers

Mahendra · Post by **Mahendra** » 18 Aug 2010 03:04

Grand-Mullah Epilepsi on the Sailaab and the RAA haath behind it

shiv · Post by **shiv** » 18 Aug 2010 05:46

Mahendra wrote: Mean e WhileAnjana Joshi makes appeal for sailaab hit beebal of the land of Daniel Pearl's killers

Bhell that ij two talaaqs phrom me.