Bakistan: Emirate of New-clear Inquilabi States-Bojitiv Newj

Gagan · Post by **Gagan** » 01 Sep 2010 22:27

Many badhiyan for halalling hajaar goats in BRFata Mullah Jamwaluddin.

Kip up da gud waark. Plij do regulaar IED muparak heiyar.

anupmisra · Post by **anupmisra** » 02 Sep 2010 01:39

Exerjizing beefore getting ready phor battle

My phellow mujahids, all of joo must perfarm same exerjize ebery din for khush-hali and to be ready far battle.

Mauli · Post by **Mauli** » 02 Sep 2010 01:46

Got through the link provided by anupmisra

pathan english learning centre
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rHv2adko ... re=related

Mahendra · Post by **Mahendra** » 02 Sep 2010 02:30

Mauli wrote:Got through the link provided by anupmisra
pathan english learning centre
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rHv2adko ... re=related

Phack, my dimaaag ghooming 720 degree aphter watching the bideo

derkonig · Post by **derkonig** » 02 Sep 2010 11:16

ghazi training in daura-e-khas at LMU.....AoA
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PE_yv45icyk

naren · Post by **naren** » 02 Sep 2010 12:34

Boor mediakar Joker from kuffar "Dark Knight"

Suber kool, suber aweshome joker phrom bious "Dork Night"

peat that kuffars !!!

[thankj to pgbhatuddin]

jamwal · Post by **jamwal** » 02 Sep 2010 16:26

Whole pattalion oph Raakit Mards ( made in Cheena hab red eggjast bhile Bakis hab halaal green)

Dilbu · Post by **Dilbu** » 02 Sep 2010 16:29

Is it pindi channa gas that eej leaking from their musharaff??

Shreeman · Post by **Shreeman** » 02 Sep 2010 16:50

Business obbortinity alert: my third cousin not yet removed haj told me there will pe a tender for big farming needed to house and feed the new 10,000 tarrel than mountain fliends. No one wants to touch it in the fouzi foundation. Does anyone want to join hands and make some money off of the tarr and fail deepel than sea fliends? Write to bo pox 7865 lahor sadr daak khan, or meet outside lmu caves in wana after fridin brayers.

Shreeman · Post by **Shreeman** » 02 Sep 2010 16:52

And py the way if they have to prong Bork from china does it mean bigs can now fly? Especially to land of the bure?

enqyoob · Post by **enqyoob** » 02 Sep 2010 17:41

AoA! Phinally some Real Acshun phrom Truth and Account-e-Billi-Tea Banel:

ACSU official meats Asif's former girlfriend

Cricinfo (kuffar) ishtaff

September 2, 2010

Mohammad Asif's former girlfriend has been particularly vocal in her allegations over the past week An ACSU official has met with Veena Malik, former girlfriend of fast bowler Mohammad Asif, as part of the ongoing bodice inquiries into the spot-fixing scandal in which Asif is one of the central figures.

The meeting took place on Wednesday in Lahore and came after Malik, a popular film and television actor, made a series of allegations about Asif. Malik's spokesperson Sohail Rashid confirmed to Cricinfo that such a meeting took place but gave no further details. An ICC official said that the game's governing does not comment on the ongoing bodice investigations of the ACSU.

Over the last week the 32-year-old Malik has been particularly vocal in her allegations, claiming in several TV interviews that she has proof of Asif's involvement with India-based bookies. The pair have been in and out of the news over the last year; in April this year Malik claimed Asif owed her nearly Rs 18 million, though the bowler denied the charge and the pair were thought to have come to a resolution.

Ah! As I thought. Nothing about the particular allegashuns like "Serial Fixer".

Diyar Editar: What eej a "Bodice Inquiry"?

Eej that like "DeBriefing Investigashun" that our great Jarnails -e-BakFauj were given at Dallas airbort, DubleeCity? Has V. Malik peen given a Canadian Visa?

Mahendra · Post by **Mahendra** » 03 Sep 2010 03:08

Diyar Edi-turd

I yam habby to be pack reporting from the Sunni badlands

Undeterred by the Yindoo conspiracy hatched by the cunning Jewish owned Khabar e Duniya, our Pakjabi Bays Asif and Amir are back playing galli kirket as seen in Bicchar.
This haj to pe the duniyas best new stone pelting attack

Karan Dixit · Post by **Karan Dixit** » 03 Sep 2010 07:23

salaam ale kuum biraders,

my dil iz in too much aphsosh todin pecause of this newj:
http://www.paktribune.com/news/index.shtml?231216

it looks like the kufr India is exbloiting the fact that our prave jawans are pusy choreographing the flood damage bicture shoots.

niran · Post by **niran** » 03 Sep 2010 14:28

AoA

Damp Baarood eez Dry now

Bolice official Shafiullah Khan said the pomb was detonated by remote control Fridin as officers patrolled in Peshawar, the capital of Khyber Pakhtunkhwa province, where floods have affected millions of people in recent weeks.

No one immediately claimed responsibility, but RAA agints often carry out such attacks to avenge government operations against them in the country's tribal regions bordering Afghanistan

Salam

rsharma · Post by **rsharma** » 03 Sep 2010 14:50

aarghhh.. errrrr... Diyaar Eye-Dither Janap,

http://www.paktribune.com/news/index.shtml?231216

I am all kaan-fused...!!!!!!!
What ij thij Tripal Eye Agency , menshunned in the apove link.. hain ji ??
blij do kiliyar-e-phy

jour's sochingly,
Mullah Rah-ul Sharm Sharm

jamwal · Post by **jamwal** » 03 Sep 2010 19:05

ugggh..I habenot even pent over yet and juu started GUBO khade khade !!

Karan Dixit · Post by **Karan Dixit** » 03 Sep 2010 19:24

please allah ke naam per some body give him some vazeline.

derkonig · Post by **derkonig** » 03 Sep 2010 20:23

haraam haraam,
bliss to notis gwei lo to da right oph mohd.asif giving that look to da peeliver mard in phront oph mard-e-GUBO target..

kenop · Post by **kenop** » 03 Sep 2010 22:08

Diya Aiditor Janaab
I am appealing to say that thij ij the rite time to give the three ustaads of avar kirkit team their place in the fauj, fazaiiya and Bah-e-riiya. In thij tyme of trouble when there iz water everywhere we can depheat the kaffir next door by gibing one of these nayaab heeraz a rank in the Bah-e-riya.
The kaffris hab hab two kirkeetars in their fauj and fazaiiya nat in Bah-e-riiya.
Pleeze to help get a phatwa ijjued to do it before the kaffirs.
Salaams

Atri · Post by **Atri** » 03 Sep 2010 22:52

http://www.fakingnews.com/2010/09/raw-c ... -pakistan/

Hajaar lashes on the kafir patrakaar.. haven't we shown hajaaron RAA agints hard at work in bakistan...

Mahendra · Post by **Mahendra** » 04 Sep 2010 03:38

Helicopter ride brings out the Fauji's urge to discover Pakistan

enqyoob · Post by **enqyoob** » 04 Sep 2010 07:43

CONJBRAJEE!!!!

Butt-e-butt eej in a sbot oph pother doo to "evidenj" blanted py RAA.

{Seriously, it is as I thought - the Butt and the Akmal and the Serial Fixer Asif ran the racket, and forced the poor kid Amir to bowl no-balls at specified times}

[quote]London: Cash used in the spot-fixing scandal during last week's Lord's Test is understood to have been found in the belongings of Pakistan Test captain Salman Butt, a report said. .. part of 150,000 pounds handed over by an undercover News of the World (NSN/RAA) reborter to the alleged fixer Mazhar Majeed, the newspaper said.

The cash, given to Majeed for fixing three no-balls of the Lord's Test between Pakistan and England, is understood to have been secretly marked so that it could be later identified by police.

According to the report, the recovered money was undergoing forensic tests to confirm police suspicions that it came from the News of the World sting.

The revelation came after the International Cricket Council had charged and provisionally suspended the tainted Pakistani trio - Butt, pacer Mohammad Asif and Mohammad Aamer - from all forms of the game pending a decision on the charges.

P.S. In galli 6-ovar match on Saturdin in Brighton, Bilayat, we are opharring 8-5 on Londonistan Bakis over Bilayati Jehadis.

naren · Post by **naren** » 04 Sep 2010 07:56

Opviojly, Kushpoo getj the besht isbaat.

Our cocks are well brotected.

pgbhat · Post by **pgbhat** » 04 Sep 2010 08:03

bhat ij he soching?

naren · Post by **naren** » 04 Sep 2010 08:21

Bious gay birathers standing ub phor Bakistan's God giben Writes.

naren · Post by **naren** » 04 Sep 2010 08:28

Bious suber heroes.

Gagan · Post by **Gagan** » 05 Sep 2010 01:04

BURUR,
Are thoj suaar herrows or the phast powling trio wearing the new fall collection hijaap? Lasht time the maulana wore phull purka outside laal masjid put was identiphied py jernails in similar purka.

dhis time pur tynamic trio hap new hijaap to phool pritish bress.

AoA

Mauli · Post by **Mauli** » 05 Sep 2010 10:18

Shreeman · Post by **Shreeman** » 05 Sep 2010 17:46

Sorry. Have to post in full. I cant evem dream of so many conspiracy theories at one time! And unfortunately the source link is not halal either.
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Lord’s episode another RAW ploy

— Indian ICC Chief working to get Pak team banned for 3 to5 years
— Pak govt smell rat behind the match fixing drama
— Bookie emerges as RAW man, introduced to Indian cricketers by RAW
— Bookie met Pak player in South Africa at a dinner for the first time in 2009
— Aamir like young players were the basic target
— English journalist got 50,000 Pounds to organize fake sting operation for RAW
— Indian High Commission at London played key role in Bookie’s bail.

International Cricket Council President Sharad Pawar, an Indian national and Scotland Yard are making futile efforts to involve Pakistanis players in spot-fixing with the yearn desire of 2-3 years ban on Pakistan for taking part in International cricket events; reveal the investigations of The Daily Mail.

These investigations indicate that pre-set drama reveals that ICC chief and its members, The News of the World and notorious Indian intelligence agency RAW were the mastermind behind all this planned mess with special focus on putting the career of new teenage pace sensation of Pakistan Muhammad Aamir at stake who emerging as main threat to the batsmen across the world in the coming years.

The Daily Mail’s investigations reveal that picture of Salman Butt along with bookie and some reporter is clearly fabricated and created in photoshop computer programme that is installed at every newspaper office for sure. Furthermore the video of the bookie, Majeed giving Pounds to Wahab Riaz is also a creation.

The Daily Mail’s investigations indicate that the bookie Mazhar Majeed is a RAW front man and holds a key position in RAW’s illicit fund generation programme that includes running Mafia wings, running brothel houses, prostitution syndicates gambling dens, and betting on matches of Cricket, soccer and even tennis. He was merely a ticket blacker at movie theatres in Mumbai till a few years back when was hand picked by RAW like they did it in Chhota Rajan Case and was put under the command of RAW’s Special Operations Division SOD, headed by Chhota Rajan where he was trained for sports betting.

The Daily Mail’s findings further indicate that Majeed was introduced to different bookies at Mumbai, Delhi, Johannesburg, Cape Town and Dubai by RAW official. These findings reveal that in 2007, RAW arranged Majeed’s meeting with Indian Cricket star Sachin Tendulkar, Harbajjan Singh and Rahul Dravid so that so that they can further introduce Majeed to different players of Cricket teams of different countries, specially Pakistan and world cricketers like Shane Watson do confirm the same. These finding further indicate that in September 2009, an Indian businessman Vijay Aaloowalia, based in Cape Town, South Africa hosted a dinner for Pakistani and Indian cricketers on the sidelines of Champions Trophy. Bookie Majeed was also invited to that dinner where some Pakistani players were introduced to him for the first time. Though the trick didn’t work and Pakistan team defeated India easily in that tournament but Majeed remained sniffing Pak players then onwards.

The Daily Mail’s investigations indicate that RAW’s under cover officials at Indian High Commission at London along with Indian London-based Indian diplomats held meetings with some British journalists after which they finally succeed in getting nod from one particular journalist to organize a fake sting operation with connivance of Majeed, who was already operating under the instruction of his agency officials. The reporter also convinced his newspaper that his sting operation was going to be a genuine one. In the meanwhile the Indian High Commission managed to put it in the ears of the officials of the British police that Pakistani players would get indulged into illegal activities while the ICC Chief was already taken on board by Indian High Commission and RAW officials.

These investigations further reveal that the quick bail of Mazhar Majeed was also sponsored by Indian High Commission and RAW as Indian diplomats at London were seen extraordinarily active after the arrest of Majeed. The Daily Mail’s investigations further reveal that some undercover RAW had approach a Lahore-based a female showbiz artists at Dubai last year. She was told that she should be given leading role in an upcoming multi-star Bollywood thriller. Later she was asked to fix a Pakistani fast bowler as he had promised to work in an advertisement of the company of same film maker and later refused while he was already paid. She was launched for the first time in this direction and she has been re-activated now too to add colours to the drama that has been staged in England.

The Daily Mail’s investigations conclude that the basic aim of RAW was to play havoc with the careers of Aamir like young lot of Pak cricketers but when Sharad Pawar was taken on board, he expanded the plan to get the entry of the Pakistan team banned in international cricket for three to five years.

Meanwhile, Federal Interior Minister Rehman Malik has said that there might be a conspiracy behind the match-fixing scam adding that initial report has been sought from the Scotland Yard. “We will believe only when we have concrete evidence with us,” Malik told media after attending a high level meeting at the National Crisis Management Cell and meeting with Sports Minister Ijaz Jhakrani.
Malik said a preliminary report on the matter had been sought and that the Pakistan government had written to Scotland Yard through Interpol to get more facts. Rehman Malik said that stern action would be taken if any cricketer is found guilty in the match fixing allegations.

He said that investigations have commenced regarding the involvement of cricketers in a match fixing allegation made by British media; an investigative team of the Federal Investigation Agency (FIA) would visit the United Kingdom to probe the matter after the report of the Scotland Yard. The probe team would search whether or not the match was fixed, or team players were fixed for spot. If any of the players are involved, we will make an example of it and strict action will be taken,” he added.

He said it has been decided to form a 3 member investigative committee consisting of FIA officers and an officer of Ministry of Sports. The ream would consist of Director FIA Admin Headquarter Inam Ghani and Assistant Director FIA Karachi Agha Ishrat while the third member would be nominated by the Sports Minister.

Rehman Malik said that this team would leave for UK after permission from UK. He said that however if the Scotland Yard and Interpol does not provide us the initial report than this team would proceed to UK with or without permission. Meanwhile, Sports Minister Mir Aijaz Hussain Jakhrani said that no charges had been framed against the team so far and until they are charged with something they would continue to play.

Jakhrani stated that alternate team of Pakistan wouldn’t be send to UK for One-day series. He said we would not bring back any player until charges against them are proven. He said that he would meet with Prime Minister Yousaf Raza Gilani after which he would be in the position to say whether PCB chairman should be removed or not.

Earlier in the day, PCB Chairman Ijaz Butt said, “There is a case going on over here with Scotland Yard. This is only an allegation. There is still no charge or proof on the account. So at this stage, no action will be taken.” The ICC’s anti-corruption unit has been asked to submit a report on its investigations within the next three days.

Mahendra · Post by **Mahendra** » 05 Sep 2010 18:25

Any link between Indian businessman Vijay Aloowalia and his Pakroachi cousin Inzimam ul Aloowalia?

Mahendra · Post by **Mahendra** » 05 Sep 2010 18:44

Another Pindigenous scientific breakthrough, Pakroaches create 8 hours of artificial darkness and are one step from creating a blackhole ( for international aid agencies)

The people of Karachi were subjected to extended hours of outages as the Karachi Electric Supply Company on Saturday increased the duration of loadshedding to between five and eight hours in a day.This was done to test a new system Zakath e Jahiliyath.

From Saturday, some commercial and residential areas in the city which had been facing loadshedding three times a day would now experience it five times in 24 hours, said a spokesperson for the power utility. This move is aimed at increasing the piety of momeens as shedding e load 5 times ( bijli and not Pakistaniyat) will remind faith-fools to pray to their Arab masters.

Sources told Dawn that the KESC had failed to attend to many faults that were also causing prolonged outages across the city.

The KESC decision would badly hurt the business activities in the city with the Eid shopping season reaching its peak. (This is a blatantly false statement made by RAA agints because Pakroaches do not shop, they loot and darkness is an ally, moreover Rear Moulvi Abdul Aziz Margolis has already declared looting during load shedding as 400% halal)

The KESC claimed that the SSGC had stated that it had to close its Zamzama gasfield because of the floods, causing about 35-40 per cent reduction in supply of gas to the power utility.( Maulana Abdul Aziz under the condition of anonymity had this to say to our reporter " Allah ho Akbar! how can you not expect floods to affect your gas field when you name it as Zamzama"

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“This extraordinary schedule will continue till the SSGC gas supplies are normalised,” he added.
He said (Hopefully the Baloch RAA agints are listening and are in no mood to make the lives of Krachi Pakroaches and easier)

Momeens from Somalia have congratulated their Pakroachi cousins and will soon be sending a scientific delegation of leading pirates to study this Pakroachi achievement and possibly replicate it

Mahendra · Post by **Mahendra** » 05 Sep 2010 18:56

Pakranaut

James B · Post by **James B** » 05 Sep 2010 20:18

Kaafirs coby our "Nar-gas Kareem" and sell it aj "Phair and lovely" kareem. See thij video

James B · Post by **James B** » 05 Sep 2010 20:27

Klaus · Post by **Klaus** » 05 Sep 2010 21:26

James B wrote:Kaafirs coby our "Nar-gas Kareem" and sell it aj "Phair and lovely" kareem. See thij video

Ij it broduced in collaboration with Tallel than mountain fliend aj a "Joined Venchor"? Aljo tallel than mountain mohterma ij pheaturing in the ad-e-kreem along with the kaanfident Baki mohterma.

BTW, bhat ij the ujefulness oph thij kreem when all Baki mohtermas hab to wear burkah at all times, hain ji?

Poochingly onlee.

Prem · Post by **Prem** » 05 Sep 2010 23:02

Mahendra wrote:[img]http://t1.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcTd7J--
Pakranaut

Terained tu sutbibe da nook attack bi Kuffar.

James B · Post by **James B** » 06 Sep 2010 01:11

Bakistani Bolitics

pgbhat · Post by **pgbhat** » 06 Sep 2010 01:15

^ bhere ij "ITLAY"??

rahuls · Post by **rahuls** » 06 Sep 2010 01:30

Birathers, mian jamal takkoo, being a Baki he is, now going bonkers pecause some kufr wrote bad comments apout Baki army on his phasepook. The bhun part is lack of halaal words. See thij video

James B · Post by **James B** » 06 Sep 2010 01:34

pgbhat wrote:^ bhere ij "ITLAY"??

Dear pgbhaitullah,

ITLAY ij the blace bhere the Bakistani bolitician phinds himselph when he gets peaten by another baki bolitician like in the apove video.

Salam,
Jamesullah