Bakistan: Emirate of New-clear Inquilabi States-Bojitiv Newj

anandsgh · Post by **anandsgh** » 06 Sep 2010 01:57

James B wrote:Kaafirs coby our "Nar-gas Kareem" and sell it aj "Phair and lovely" kareem. See thij video

Iz it moi onlee or anybody alzo seeing the BRA-KING NEWS ticker!!!!

Mauli · Post by **Mauli** » 06 Sep 2010 02:15

Message to Bakistani Girlz

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vc57TQp0i64

May be NSUFW

Mauli · Post by **Mauli** » 06 Sep 2010 02:20

Indian Yindu RAW ageent admits funding suicide attacks in Bakistan

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SftPQuZaRcI

Mauli · Post by **Mauli** » 06 Sep 2010 02:23

Bakistan Rocks

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MepGdsWnlak

archan · Post by **archan** » 06 Sep 2010 03:00

Subhanallah! takkoo miyan, you going to be bresident of pakistan? this ij good news! I love your dialog delevry, I love your language... you fill so much josh in my jigar sir...
Indians need to be told what we did to them in 1971. We foiled their efforts to annex Bangladesh and defeated them completely...so we have defeated them in 1948, 1965, 1971 and 1999. And still they think they are suberior!
Regards
Al Baqr

James B · Post by **James B** » 06 Sep 2010 03:10

anandsgh wrote:
James B wrote:Kaafirs coby our "Nar-gas Kareem" and sell it aj "Phair and lovely" kareem. See thij video
Iz it moi onlee or anybody alzo seeing the BRA-KING NEWS ticker!!!!

You Kaafir, that ij pingreji, national language of Bakistan. How dare you qweschun it?.

niran · Post by **niran** » 06 Sep 2010 09:20

Diyar Anto Pea AreFA,
Assslamalaykum
Eye hape a sawal, this sawal eye hape been
iskartching me Peard long yand hard, baydout
any jawab.

Former batsman Younis Ahmed told BBC radio that people were "totally furious and very disappointed" by the reports, particularly in the wake of recent turmoil in the country.

"All the floods that Pakistan had -- 16 million people without their homes, belongings, their livestock destroyed and their livelihoods at stake -- this was the last thing they were expecting," he said.

my sawal eez this
Why phor are the Apduls yand Youniss foorious yand dissappointed?

eez eet phor the inconvient timing oph getting caught?

eez eet phor them getting caught? unlike their forebeares who remain uncaught
till this din.

Salam

AdityaM · Post by **AdityaM** » 06 Sep 2010 12:11

eej any mulla from LMU already member there?
http://ibnlive.in.com/news/pakistani-mu ... ml?from=tn

Narad · Post by **Narad** » 06 Sep 2010 12:34

eej any mulla from LMU already member there?

No LMU mullah will be affected, pecause we use our halal pindigenous millat-facepook onlee.

A Facebook group has been floated for Pakistan's agnostics and atheists by Hazrat NaKhuda, a former Pakistani Muslim.

This ij a very distubing trend albatta. Learned jirga membaran, bliss to issue strongest fatwa against this hazrat.
I bet my 20 goats that this is certainly RAW-facepook consbiracy to divert our young mujhahidden from the maksad of ghazwa-e-Asia-pacific

AdityaM · Post by **AdityaM** » 06 Sep 2010 13:11

Eggjelent oborchunity phor LMU to bring these wayward baki agnojteek to our fold

niran · Post by **niran** » 06 Sep 2010 13:27

AdityaM wrote:Eggjelent oborchunity phor LMU to bring these wayward baki agnojteek to our fold

RAA alert:
why phor Yeel Yam You need these Ahmedia into fold? hain?
eet eez konspeeracy onlee, a strong erect fartgwa eez what eez needed.

Salam

rahuls · Post by **rahuls** » 06 Sep 2010 13:28

AoA birathers. How dare this kufr Rushdie inzult our bure land as Bakistan sucks. And how come our birather kashmiri comment that he likez nayi dilli life ishtlye and gets highest rating ? sab kufr hai, raw consbirazy onlee.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z3vBSKeV ... re=related

How come thiz mullah say Bakistan ko 1947 mein kapza kia gaya ? AoA. How dare he say "Bakistan duniya mein bhik mangta fir raha hai". He doez not peleive in Bakistaniyat ? Kufr hai Kufr. RAW agint.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1omOz__I ... re=related

Mahendra · Post by **Mahendra** » 07 Sep 2010 02:42

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Banana manager of Banana republic kirket team translates what the Banana captain has to say while adding his own inter e-pretations

Chinmayanand · Post by **Chinmayanand** » 07 Sep 2010 03:39

"Pakistanis are losers." : RAW agent

Shreeman · Post by **Shreeman** » 07 Sep 2010 07:52

A new term - grass eating surrender monkeys.

enqyoob · Post by **enqyoob** » 07 Sep 2010 08:04

New BattleCry of the Bakistan Crikit Team:

AllahoAkbar! Remember Dhaka 1971!

Narad · Post by **Narad** » 07 Sep 2010 13:56

Introdoocing first time the real bicchar of mohtarma "JANA" (peshabar based jarnailist in din and street-e-hooker at raat) courtesy:- bak-tribune and asian-tribune

now that we know the motarma, We must organ-ize a pelicitation of the dukhtar-e-bakistani forums and rabid anti-Yindia and anti-Yindoo plogger.

can any takniki mullah make appropriate bichhar on bhotoshap debicting motarmas night bijnass?

Wa salam

Al-Narad-bin-Muni

Ambar · Post by **Ambar** » 07 Sep 2010 14:25

Chinmayanand wrote:
"Pakistanis are losers." : RAW agent

Chinmayali,that bideo waj hilarious! May your goats keep you hyaapee!

Chinmayanand · Post by **Chinmayanand** » 07 Sep 2010 19:06

Narad Al Muni , bhat a banderfool suspense , joo have proken !!! Joo deserve 72*72 goats phor jour inter services intelligence.
Now , jirga pe kalled to issue multiple entry kanadian vija to the motorma.

enqyoob · Post by **enqyoob** » 07 Sep 2010 22:27

Diyar Editar:

I yam conphyoojed. My 6th coujin thrice removed (ek py Truth & Account-e-billity Bolij, doosra by Income Tax Aphsars and teesra py Scotland Yard) eej a phamouj Bakistan Test Cricketer-cum-Pookie.

He haj been given pig job affer py Goldman Sachs. Customer Scamming Division, I mean, Derivative Package Sales Division.

Should he accabt? Goldman-Sachs, I hiyar, eej a Yehoodi kuffar organ-ice-ashun, put they are opharing bahut sona.

Biss to advije.

Prem · Post by **Prem** » 07 Sep 2010 22:30

Chinmayanand wrote:[
"Pakistanis are losers." : RAW agent

Maulana Cheen me Panaga
Bleeze to korrect da shatatment, "Pakistaniz arr loose-ass-ers "

Lalmohan · Post by **Lalmohan** » 07 Sep 2010 22:54

Shreeman wrote:A new term - grass eating surrender monkeys.

i like, and offer humble enhancement... grass eating surrender donkeys

Shreeman · Post by **Shreeman** » 08 Sep 2010 02:32

Lalmohan wrote:
Shreeman wrote:A new term - grass eating surrender monkeys.
i like, and offer humble enhancement... grass eating surrender donkeys

Perhaps, but donkeys are hardworking, and generally non-tantrum throwing animals.
How about a compromise on grass eating surrender pigs, then?

For the uninitiated, this got started with another maulana taking and modifying the terrible term cheese-eating-surrender-something that was coined by the Yankees for another ethnic group.

Prem · Post by **Prem** » 08 Sep 2010 03:27

Poak Gardaan.
Poak Putra, Sundar Pig"ra"
Poak Putri, Sundar Pig"ri
Poak Pitah a ,Sookar Varah a
Poak Loka, Suar loka
Poak Prema, Pyari Behna
Poak Pitra, indian Hijra .

Karan Dixit · Post by **Karan Dixit** » 08 Sep 2010 07:50

salaam ale kuum piraders,

my dil iz bhery debressed todin. i saw thiz movie of kufr hindu hakeem helbing us. we are subbosed to be the TFTA country and here we are accebting bheekh from kufr hindu. very debressing. i am going to go hide in my cave comblex and cry. khuda hafeez.

http://www.cnn.com/video/#/video/intern ... floods.cnn

niran · Post by **niran** » 08 Sep 2010 09:19

Shreeman wrote:A new term - grass eating surrender monkeys.

AoA
may eye sagest Low Flying Fixing Flock Pigs

Salam

Lalmohan · Post by **Lalmohan** » 08 Sep 2010 12:50

diyar shreemanullah
eye agree widju, ju see, my dil is pyaara to gadhas, like all of pakistani birathers are to their livestock.
in phact i often welcome the showers of golden-ness from four wiphes whilst tending to animal husbandry duties with gadhas and al-baqr's, they are so full of praise for my tender gentleness towards dumb animals, except for youngest wiphe - who thinks i should measure my animal care in kiya-nahi units, and tend more to her requests.
but since when has that ever been impartant?
urs
Lalpraf

derkonig · Post by **derkonig** » 08 Sep 2010 15:40

diyaar aaditaar,
fust, bliss to ijjue fatwa/dispatch dilbulla to this bak mard. next, bliss to ejjplain bhat ij indus colleje opj colleje, hain?

Dilbu · Post by **Dilbu** » 08 Sep 2010 16:11

bliss to ejjplain bhat ij indus colleje opj colleje, hain?

kuffar, joo are not reading it properly. It eej 'Go to hell Yindoos of college. Baki players: college'. Pliss to naat ask me the meaning.

Aljo please note how raakkit munna haj given expression to hij fantasy in that bichhar. TFTA baki mard players behind bars, chained with leather straps.

Vikas · Post by **Vikas** » 08 Sep 2010 19:27

^^ GO 2 HELL Paki

Doej he meaning that go back to Pakistan ?

Mahendra · Post by **Mahendra** » 09 Sep 2010 01:09

Dilbu wrote:
bliss to ejjplain bhat ij indus colleje opj colleje, hain?
kuffar, joo are not reading it properly. It eej 'Go to hell Yindoos of college. Baki players: college'. Pliss to naat ask me the meaning.

Aljo please note how raakkit munna haj given expression to hij fantasy in that bichhar. TFTA baki mard players behind bars, chained with leather straps.

Are you suar it is a "he" and not a "she"

Phor me "it" looks like the how the unborn child resulting from cross breeding between Condy Rice and Short Cut Aziz( When i say krass breeding, I mean Bakis are a different specie) would look like.

Too bad that Shortcut's pick up line " Bakistan is a land of glorious traditions" met with the stern gaze from the short dark rice eater

Anujan · Post by **Anujan** » 09 Sep 2010 01:11

Angelina Jolie imbressed by Bakistani Mijjiles. Says their Mijjile takneeki much better than Kuffar SDRE Mijjile takneeki.

Mahendra · Post by **Mahendra** » 09 Sep 2010 01:28

Amir is 400% innojant, ready to swear on( and not at) the HoKo

Bicchar kurtsy NSN Dental Floss

Spot-fixing' tainted Pakistan pacer Mohammed Amir's family on Monday said the teen cricketer is even ready to swear by holy Koran to prove his innocence.( Bhatfor is he waiting phor? The ICC to send out a special tender to procure the HoKo)

The 18-year-old pace sensation is one of the three Pakistani cricketers, who have been suspended by the ICC for alleged spot-fixing, following a sting operation by a British tabloid.

"My brother has told the family he will swear on the Koran he did not do these things," Mohammad Naveed, Amir's brother, said. Amir's brother was supported by renowned Strategic Anal-pest and Zaid Zaman Hamid( PBUH) who said " the person bowling the no ball isn't Amir, we have daleet and shuddar sources within ICC who have told us that it was an Indian called RP singh who bowled the no balls, he was trained by RAW at the MRF Pace academy by an Australian called Dennis Lillee. Lillee has a long time grudge against Pakistan and has also refused to tour Pakistan in the past"
"There is no way these allegations are true, Islam is a religion of peace" he added.

According to his family, Amir believes that people, jealous of his quick success have conspired against him.
"He said because he was winning Man of the Match awards, somebody is trying to destroy him," Naveed was quoted as saying in a report in the 'Australian'.

Amir became the youngest player to take a five-wicket haul in England and fastest to scalp 50 Test wickets. He is also about to become the youngest player to be banned by the ICC.
Amir's aunt Tahira Mehmooda sniffed political angle in the whole issue.(NSN can confirm that far from political angle, what Tahira was actually sniffing was the stink emanating from Amir's uncle Jabbar whose armpits haven't seen water for months despite the recent floods)
"That boy grew up in my arms. I know him and I know this scandal has political roots," she said.

Added his cousin(and not wife) Mahbood Ahmed, "This story has been planted to defame Pakistan by slandering a national hero."

Mahendra · Post by **Mahendra** » 09 Sep 2010 01:32

Anujan wrote:

Angelina Jolie imbressed by Bakistani Mijjiles. Says their Mijjile takneeki much better than Kuffar SDRE Mijjile takneeki.

99% halal

Jolie is accompanied by 4 male relatibs but I see too much skin for mullah comfort

James B · Post by **James B** » 09 Sep 2010 01:56

Mahendra wrote: Amir's aunt Tahira Mehmooda sniffed political angle in the whole issue.(NSN can confirm that far from political angle, what Tahira was actually sniffing was the stink emanating from Amir's uncle Jabbar whose armpits haven't seen water for months despite the recent floods)

Prem · Post by **Prem** » 09 Sep 2010 02:12

James B wrote:
Mahendra wrote: Amir's aunt Tahira Mehmooda sniffed political angle in the whole issue.(NSN can confirm that far from political angle, what Tahira was actually sniffing was the stink emanating from Amir's uncle Jabbar whose armpits haven't seen water for months despite the recent floods)

La hole villa Killa
Jinnah be Praised !! iz dhiz troo? I waz naat aware dhat Jabbar waz naat onlee Unkil butt also Addha Abbu and Poora Abbu in Law azz well futture 400%Son in law!!

Mahendra · Post by **Mahendra** » 09 Sep 2010 02:15

Hold your bad breath Mullahs, the Top 10 Ummah univarjities list is out

1 Binori Madrassa University of Terrorism, Binori

2 Al Faggot University of Strategic Depth, Peshawar

3 Lota University of Strategic Economics, Islamabad

4 Quaid e Azam University of Piracy, Mogadishu, Somalia

5 Peach Bottom University of Languages , Rawalpindi

6 Quetta Shura University, Quetta

7 Baksheesh University Islamabad

8 Gola university of Consanguinity and Strategic Priapism , Sialkot

9 Fauji Haramkhor university , Rawalpindi

10 Pehn***d university of Family Planning, Krachi

Mahendra · Post by **Mahendra** » 09 Sep 2010 02:17

BTW, what do you call a French Prostitute?

La-Whore

Prem · Post by **Prem** » 09 Sep 2010 02:22

Mahendra wrote:BTW, what do you call a French Prostitute?
La-Whore

Bhatt do joo kall Poak?
La Hole

Sadler · Post by **Sadler** » 09 Sep 2010 06:50

David Cameron when he came to office said that he’d flush out the Taliban in Pakistan;
He doesn’t mess about does he?

The rescue workers at the Pakistan flood area say that the smell of bodies is unbearable.
They expect it to get worse when they start finding the dead ones.

A charity single has been released in aid of the Pakistan Flood Relief.
It's called, "Raindrops Keep Falling On Ahmed."

Rumour has it that the floods in Pakistan were started by a suicide plumber.

There's a new curry been brought out in aid of the Pakistani flood disaster victims.
It's a chicken bury auntie, served with nan dead and poppa gone.

The BNP have donated 6000 crocodiles to the Pakistani flood appeal.

The Queen has sent a letter of condolence to the Pakistani president. She wanted to mention that Britain has plenty of spare Pakis if they want some back.

I bet little Mohammed doesn't have to walk 3 miles fetch water now! I think I'll ask for my £5 a month donation back.

What do you call a Pakistani flood survivor ?
Mustafa dinghy.

What goes around comes around. Pakistanis have been flooding Britain for years.

From space, Pakistan looks like a giant bowl of coco pops.

-There is a new diet sweeping Pakistan.
It's called swim fast.

The Red Cross have just knocked at our door and asked if we could help towards the floods in Pakistan I said we would love to but our hose pipe only reaches to the bottom of the garden

Just heard Michael Flatley is off to Pakistan - to teach the fcukers how to river dance.

Although this week’s A level results were record-breaking, it's been reported that many Pakistani students were below C-level.

A friend of mine has a pub in Pakistan. He lost a lot of regulars to the floods but they’re drifting back at last!

Shalom-
Al Sadler bin Tel Avivi