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Pakistan

• 73 per cent of middle-class Pakistanis want Honda and Suzuki to begin assembling camels.

• 84 per cent of middle-class Pakistanis want Santa Clause to be tried for blasphemy.

• 69 per cent want to see Saudi King’s portrait in the President House and his horse’s picture in the PM House.

• 97 per cent of middle-class Pakistanis think corruption is the main issue, even though 89 per cent of these accepted bribes to take this survey.

• 95 per cent think Musharraf was wrong to attack the Lal Masjid; 90 per cent of these wanted him to raid the Hindus temples instead and run away with the booty.

• 99 per cent of Sunni-Deobandis in Pakistan believe Sunni-Barelvis are heretics; 99 per cent Sunni-Barelvis think the same about Sunni-Deobandis; 97 per cent of the Sunni Deobandis and Barelvis think Shias are heretics; 95 per cent of the Shias think Sunni Deaobandis and Barelvis are heretics, along with Sevener Shias; 99 per cent of Sevener Shias think Sunni Deaobandis and Barelvis and Twelver Shias are heretics; 100 per cent Sunni Deobandis, Berelvis, Twelver and Sevener Shias believe Ahamahis suck.

• 69 per cent of middle-class Pakistanis say the Saudis are right to wipe out Pakistan’s houbara bustard population because the name of the birds sounds like a very bad English word.

• 77 per cent want sausages to be labelled as obscene food.

• 94 per cent hate America; 70 per cent of these couldn’t get a US visa.

• 87 per cent of middle-class Pakistanis say they trust the media; 82 per cent of these also trust Jerry Springer.

• 77 per cent of middle-class Pakistani men want women to be forced to wear hijabs; 74 per cent of the women agree.

• 70 per cent wanted colas to be banned because they looked like whisky. 60 per cent say water too should be banned because it looks like vodka and gin. They believe Muslims can survive without water by chewing on palm tree leaves as long as they are chewed fresh and their juice is not allowed to ferment

• 79 per cent believe pop music is un-Islamic; 66 per cent of these were pop musicians themselves.

• 97 per cent believe India and the US pose the greatest threat to Pakistan; 54 per cent of these were later blown up in assorted suicide attacks by Pakistani extremists.

• 88 per cent don’t want to sell their honour for American money unless it is for their private hospitals, textile exports, NGOs, or for completing degrees at American universities.

• 102 per cent Middle-class Pakistanis believe Democracy is a deeply flawed system that has destroyed the world. They believe that totalitarian monarchies with entrenched security and bureaucracies are much better and in line with their Arab origins.

• 99 per cent of them do not like to be compared to Indians because they have nothing in common with them except their DNA, culture, cuisine, language, music, and geography.

Narad wrote:

Ridiculous ROs

Some of the questions asked of electoral candidates by Returning Officers have been ridiculous beyond measure. We have received a plethora of information from across the country. One female candidate was asked what was going to happen to her children if she entered politics. She looked bewildered and said that her kids were grown and that one was in high school while two were in college. Undeterred, the RO persisted with his line of questioning and asked, "will you not regret it if in your absence your children go astray?" (kya aap naheen pachhtayen gi agar aap kay bachay aap ki gher-maujudgi mein bhattak gaye?) The lady's lawyer had to intervene to put a stop to such questions. One gent was asked how many wives he had. Upon declaring that he had two wives, he was asked why he didn't have four when that was allowed in Islam. But perhaps the most objectionable questions came from an RO in rural Punjab who asked the woman candidate standing before him if she bathed regularly. When she said that she did, he asked her in what state she took her bath, and with all around him speechless, he went on to elaborate, "do you bathe in a state of semi-nudity or total nudity?" Again, it fell to a lawyer to shut up the RO.

martinbaker wrote:It haj bee so laang shinsh I Shkeed Down the dariya....yah allah, bhat do I do now...theej ebil hinjews lured me into my own Mush-ar-rough....

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Anujan wrote:

Ij that the advertijed brice? Fifty Rupees (PKR?) for fifty minutes?

RCase wrote:

martinbaker wrote:It haj bee so laang shinsh I Shkeed Down the dariya....yah allah, bhat do I do now...theej ebil hinjews lured me into my own Mush-ar-rough....

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Cricketer Afridi with severed Goat head

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