Bakistan: Emirate of New-clear Inquilabi States-Bojitiv Newj

JwalaMukhi · Post by **JwalaMukhi** » 09 Apr 2010 05:54

^^Phour and dus are istandurd namber phor many ebents. Phour bious vitnesses required. phour embires required. dus percent ij the standurd measure in bisiness transakshun. In the land of bure, phour ij bious. Eben kushpoo... farget it... Ah the wonders of bakistan...

niran · Post by **niran** » 09 Apr 2010 07:29

Atri wrote: but are women allowed in LMU?

bliss to klariphy onlee

LMU eez da most advance packward 1400 saal dinkers.
we do nat diskreminate against wimens, how else will
maulana Dilbula faculty be function iph wimens are diskreminated. hain? hain?

Salam.

Anujan · Post by **Anujan** » 09 Apr 2010 08:00

What ij the meaning oph this bichchar? A bious Jernail with a huge lota on a Palanquin subborted by an apdul with a pink socks on his neck with an apdul with a smaller lota in the back, with another apdul drumming behind him? Kanphujed onlee...

niran · Post by **niran** » 09 Apr 2010 08:11

Anujan wrote:What ij the meaning oph this bichchar? A bious Jernail with a huge lota?

Lahaulvillakuwat!!!
dat eez da 400% secret bichar oph ekdum nava
TFTA MBT prototype.parading yand saluting to
Grand Maulana LM HOD LMU MBT labs. pliss to notice
da numper oph krews, eet eez 6, 2 to front drive,
2 to rear drive, 1 bearded komander yand 1 loader.
now equal dat ye ebil YYYs.

negi · Post by **negi** » 09 Apr 2010 09:40

Pewakoofo , thij faujis are eggjually stoling paani phlom jhelum to pee tayyar phol 'blowning the salwaal' celemony.

Anujan · Post by **Anujan** » 09 Apr 2010 09:45

negi wrote:Pewakoofo , thij faujis are eggjually stoling paani phlom jhelum to pee tayyar phol 'blowning the salwaal' celemony.

And notije the Pakistani flag on the Red Phort in the background!! Victory!!!

negi · Post by **negi** » 09 Apr 2010 09:47

^ Hujoor jara 'laal makhmali gamche' pe to gaur pharmaiye (ujed phor scrubbing the musharraf ) .

Prem · Post by **Prem** » 09 Apr 2010 10:41

O Dolly me bithaye ke Kahar
Layee isse Saajna ke dwar
Vasleen lagaye ke Mush chamkayek
Keene Amritraaj ne Swaar

Gagan · Post by **Gagan** » 09 Apr 2010 17:40

LaWhole-via-Kuwait
Ju beebulls can't even recognije Pahkijtaan hain ji? That dadhi wala Jernail ij shitting in Pakhistaan.

Thij ij noo generation mobile pakistan oph 21st centoory that will take all bakistanis to 7th centoory.

Salam.

archan · Post by **archan** » 09 Apr 2010 17:57

bakistani diblomat wrote:Between you and the Indians, you will ****** us in every way

Bhat doej the doblomat mean py the 6 *'s?

Do the bakistanis naat enjoy getting the ishtars (*)? hain? bhat apout the army jernails?

ashish raval · Post by **ashish raval** » 09 Apr 2010 18:06

Chinmayanand wrote:She looks so cute...i will give ub my goats bhor this ayesha

Dont worry she is halal...Rajput descendent. She is simply showing what her forefather were 3 generations back...History repeats itself.

AjayKK · Post by **AjayKK** » 09 Apr 2010 18:08

^^ From apove artical by archanullah bin satarry, next to pelow text ...

Fine. Tell us what you can do for us.’ It’s part of a quid pro quo.

why is this image placed ?

Gagan wrote:LaWhole-via-Kuwait
Ju beebulls can't even recognije Pahkijtaan hain ji? That dadhi wala Jernail ij shitting in Pakhistaan.

Thij ij noo generation mobile pakistan oph 21st centoory that will take all bakistanis to 7th centoory.

Salam.

Eben i soch so. The two cups are for collecting bakistaniyat?

Vikas · Post by **Vikas** » 09 Apr 2010 18:17

^^ Duffer Mujhahido, the above bicchar ij prime eggjample aaf ASSASSINATION..

Firstly there aar 4 asses pelow, then there ij bun ass aan taap who ij kallaecting the Bakistani Nashun in the lota...Kamprehende hai ji ?

Arunkumar · Post by **Arunkumar** » 09 Apr 2010 18:30

Anujan wrote:What ij the meaning oph this bichchar? A bious Jernail with a huge lota on a Palanquin .........

Lota saja ke rakhna,
musharaff dabake rakna,
Flush karne tujhe O Jernail,
Aye he tere sajna..........
Ho Ho...............

Ud Udke Teri Dadi,
Karti Hain Kya Ishaare
Vaseline Thaamke Khade Hain
Aashik Sabhi Kanware....

Chhup Jaayein Saari Kudiyaan
Ghar Mein Sharam ke Maare
Gaanv Mein Aa Gaye Hain
Kushpoo Cave Ke Saare

Jhelum Tayaar Rakhna
Darwaja kulla Rakhna
Flush karne tujhe O Jernail,
Aye he tere sajna..........

AdityaM · Post by **AdityaM** » 09 Apr 2010 18:45

reminds me of
teetar ke do aage teetar , teetar ke do peeche teetar

Chinmayanand · Post by **Chinmayanand** » 09 Apr 2010 19:02

Is that the hilal-e-gubo award for endurance

derkonig · Post by **derkonig** » 09 Apr 2010 19:35

^^
Jernail shitting on palanquin(hawai gusal) ij winner of fust brize in spreading bakstaniyat (in the lota), jernail-e-following peehind came sekund (he haj smaller lota)....

Samay · Post by **Samay** » 09 Apr 2010 21:11

--kaata--

Samay · Post by **Samay** » 09 Apr 2010 21:12

A vijit to the most vibrant forum far baki beoble on the innernet after a lang time, i faund thij testimonee af a rabist being stribbed first then.... he tells ju what is lojing

Musharraf Ki Yaad AAyi Us Kay Janay Kay Baad
he tells ju the bower af the baki laa

here ij another bost fram a forum bomber , he ij talking about hj mussharraf ......

how selfish!
just because you met him in person and shook hands with him...you like him?
if I were you..I wouldn't be overwhelmed by the presence of a President/CoAS and overlook how during his reign he gradually sabotaged the country/country people and we disdn't even realise and then one day we woke up just to discover that the entire country was dilapidated!!! Yes we had way too many expectations from him ,we trusted this man blindly......and it's not the half of it.It had its after effects...that are reverberating everywhere untill now.O please! now don't start compring him with Zardari and others.Don't tell me he has learned from his mistakes.Look around you..are we in a state to take anymore chances.No!

Anujan · Post by **Anujan** » 09 Apr 2010 23:32

http://news.oneindia.in/2010/04/09/gila ... niash.html

"Gilani to send special gift to Sania"

Abbarently, his hands are itching to deliver the gipht!!

jamwal · Post by **jamwal** » 09 Apr 2010 23:34

An Arap waaz interbiewed at the US Empassy for a U.S.A. Bija.

Consul : What is your name?

Arap: Apdul Aziz

Consul: Sex?

Ara\pb : Six to ten times a week

Consul: I mean, male or female?

Arap : both male and female and sometimes even camels

Consul: Holy cow!

Arab : Yes, cows and dogs too!!!!

Consul: Man,...isn ' t it hostile?

Arab :Horse style, dog style, any style

Consul: Oh...dear!

Arap : Deer? No deer, they run too fast!

I bill haz deer now

negi · Post by **negi** » 09 Apr 2010 23:39

Anujan wrote: "Gilani to send special gift to Sania"
Abbarently, his hands are itching to deliver the gipht!!

Ophiously maulana , joo see our doolah ij a sbinner , horn-able brime minijter only bhants to help.

Chinmayanand · Post by **Chinmayanand** » 10 Apr 2010 00:18

Jamwaluddin , that es hilarious...bliss tu bost in humour dhaga as well...

James B · Post by **James B** » 10 Apr 2010 14:45

Bhy phor Shoaip malick peggin in the kufr bharat, Hain ji?. Why motorhama seeing him in disgust? Maulaners bliss to enlighten.

Mahendra · Post by **Mahendra** » 10 Apr 2010 14:54

Aha

Sanya Bibi has read her Fyoochar in her Shohar's palm and looks under-istandably aghast

The look on phace is a reaction to the thought that her Shohar will revert to "Allah ke naam pe de de baba" once he cleans up her bank account to pay off the Siddiquis

Dilbu · Post by **Dilbu** » 10 Apr 2010 15:34

niran wrote:
Atri wrote: but are women allowed in LMU?

bliss to klariphy onlee
LMU eez da most advance packward 1400 saal dinkers.
we do nat diskreminate against wimens, how else will
maulana Dilbula faculty be function iph wimens are diskreminated. hain? hain?
Salam.

Wimmens are not discriminated in LMU put lets jusht say, purely akademikally speeking, we prefer our kushpoos over ayeshas. Wimmens kan rebort to LMU kannada vija sektion for quik debriefing and special servicing.

Mahendra · Post by **Mahendra** » 10 Apr 2010 17:04

Proof that Shoaib Malik is a Bakistani (i.e a Pastard who doesn't know hij Father's naam)

The divorce and agreement papers, which Shoaib signed on April 7, have the name of his late father as Malik Saleem Hussain while the invitation for the April 15 wedding reception carries the name of his father as Malik Faqeer Hussain, the documents show.

Bliss also to admire the naak meid dum Photograph

Mahendra · Post by **Mahendra** » 10 Apr 2010 17:16

Bakistani Fauj launches biggest ever military exercise

KARACHI: Pakistan’s military forces launched the country’s biggest military war games on Saturday.

The exercises, code named ‘badhaAzmi-e-Now,’ will deploy 50,0000 soldiers from the artillery, infantry, toiletry and armoured pakhana units for one month.

badhAzmi-e-Now is said to be Pakistan’s biggest war-games in more than 20 years, and will be carried out near Pakistan’s eastern border with India

Earlier his month, Pakistan Air Force held a demonstration for invited guests, including foreign defence officials( from Somalia and Sudan), in Punjab to show its capacity to evict the military top brass to Saudi Arabia in the event of an Indian attack.

The military says all available Toilets both European and Asian Squat type, reconnaissance open field assets and railway line train spotters will be utilised in the exercise to validate their efficiency.

Pakistan’s Chief of Army Staff General Ashfaq Parvez Kayani declared the years 2009-2010 as the ‘year of potty training’ based on the current security situation. Readers are reminded that nearly 30000 Pakistani soldiers were shot by the Taliban when the Faujis were performing Pakistaniyat duties in open fields. NSN sources tell us that in the recent Strategic e dialogue with the US, General Ass-saf Kiya-Nahi( due to lack of toilet Paper training) stressed the importance of Armour protected potties and begged for extra funding within the remit of Kerry-Lugar Bill. The Americans were non committal apart from promising to release emergency supply of green coloured toilet paper.

The exercise will culminate on May 13 but indigestion and constipation never ends. —DawnNews

James B · Post by **James B** » 10 Apr 2010 18:37

Ass-saf Kiya-Nahi( due to lack of toilet Paper training)

Prem · Post by **Prem** » 10 Apr 2010 22:39

James B wrote:
Ass-saf Kiya-Nahi( due to lack of toilet Paper training)

, post,bost,khost oph da yeer. Miyan Bund hit da jaackpot and win da hole Khusboo kabila.
Bakistan knowz TP as it iz da odher name of Babhikistan.
Aktually, it waz the Laack oph Lota joozed phore begging and naat Safaying.
Ass-saaf kara ke rakhna, Vasleen laga ke rakhna
Ayyenge roz rozr abb tere Amriki Sajna.

anupmisra · Post by **anupmisra** » 10 Apr 2010 23:46

Diyar illustrious mullahs-e-BRF majlis, I habe heard that yindoos are soon to phyre rakit with cry-o-djinnic enjin. Bhat is the new newj hiyar? Us pa'astanij habe been ujing cry-o-djinnic enjin for years.

Mahendra · Post by **Mahendra** » 11 Apr 2010 00:05

anupmisra wrote:Diyar illustrious mullahs-e-BRF majlis, I habe heard that yindoos are soon to phyre rakit with cry-o-djinnic enjin. Bhat is the new newj hiyar? Us pa'astanij habe been ujing cry-o-djinnic enjin for years.

Difference is the while the Yindoo Cry-0-Djinnic engine is used to phyrr rakkit into space and hide the Chaand during Ramazan seasun, Pakistanis have been rubbing Cry-o-Djinnic engines together to produce electricity but to no avail

Chinmayanand · Post by **Chinmayanand** » 11 Apr 2010 00:12

Mahendra · Post by **Mahendra** » 11 Apr 2010 00:13

^
That is p0rnography, 401% halal

Chinmayanand · Post by **Chinmayanand** » 11 Apr 2010 00:16

Chinmayanand · Post by **Chinmayanand** » 11 Apr 2010 00:24

Pakistani women dance to celebrate Basant, a traditional spring festival, in the central city of Multan on Friday. Pakistan's hardline Islamic groups are demanding a ban on the Basant festival, considering it an un-Islamic event. — Reuters

Bakistaniyat in danger

Chinmayanand · Post by **Chinmayanand** » 11 Apr 2010 00:29

Bakistaniyat in full disblay

Vikas · Post by **Vikas** » 11 Apr 2010 09:30

^^ Jumma Chumma de de !

Nayak · Post by **Nayak** » 11 Apr 2010 13:19

Kerry Lugar baksheesh !!!!

Samay · Post by **Samay** » 11 Apr 2010 13:21

sapat the raa ajint
http://i50.photobucket.com/albums/f330/ ... bccb_o.jpg

win fabuloos goats