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Re: Bakistan: Emirate of New-clear Inquilabi States-Bojitiv

Posted: 02 Feb 2012 10:32
by niran
eye bring bojitively grave tidings

NSN (dawa daru desk) WHO, in an open YYY kanspeeracy has put out a blanket ban duniya wide on all
made in Bakistan dawai. Da klaim has been Da Dawai for Dill-e-illaj Isotab eez half filled with anti malaia drugs. despite the fact dat Yindia sent over a pillion oph malarial machar kaujing a billion kases oph malaria/din hence LMU lab ijjaad both Dill-e-illaj yand malaria-e-illaj in da same tablet. dis way a person need to take one taplet phor 2 bimari. eye brotest, yand demand proper steps to kounter this kanspeeracy be taken

Salam

Dis eez NSN

pliss to be reading eet here
keylick

Re: Bakistan: Emirate of New-clear Inquilabi States-Bojitiv

Posted: 02 Feb 2012 13:16
by Lalmohan
partha wrote:biradher mullah r,

naat to worry. we hab our haseena atim bum.
and when she shakes, the whole waarld is hila-le-pakistan!

Re: Bakistan: Emirate of New-clear Inquilabi States-Bojitiv

Posted: 03 Feb 2012 01:25
by krisna
niran wrote:
pliss to be reading eet here
keylick
Niranullah biradher,
alz a yyindoo kanspiracjee. bhy is tallel than mount-e-han and deeple than oc-e-han alzo in it.
dus percenti is the billain. said yyindia not an N-E-ME, eez alzo kowait. :(( :((
Heart Drugs Deaths: A result of negligence of Pharmacist role in Pakistan.
The deaths of heart patients in Pakistan have exposed the defects in the health system of Pakistan; following are the main reasons for defective Health system.
Negligence of Health system by Federal Government and Parliament.
In past General Zia used to provide moral guidelines to Pakistani nation, once he advised Pakistani nation not to use Ghee as that was dangerous for health of people.
While present president Zardari never have spoken any single words about such subjects while he himself is suffering from heart disease while Zia himself was not suffering from Heart Disease. Infact Zardari and Parliament removed the subject of health from the federal subjects, while even United nations have not done such thing although that is not a government but maintain this subject in the form of very efficient system of WHO (*World health organization).
It is obvious from eighteen amendments that present parliamentarians including opposition have made such decisions without thoroughly examining the issue and made blind decisions, therefore Pakistani nation is paying price of their mistakes.
At present there are very strict regulations for import of drugs in USA, CANADA EU countries, but in Pakistan due to eighteen amendment Drugs act 1976 have become totally irrelevant. All drugs which are used in heart disease are imported from China and India and no drug is manufactured in Pakistan, Local Pharma Industry just formulate and convert the imported drugs into finished dosage form, and due to ambiguity created by eighteen amendments by foolish parliamentarians, Health system due to these amendments, is running without any inspection and monitoring system. Moreover Federal Government have not taken any step for manufacturing of Pharmaceuticals in Pakistan, infact only genuine manufacturing facility of Penicillin Plant in Mianwali established in 1960 have also been destroyed and Pakistani nation is forced to import low quality drugs from Garage based Pharmaceutical Industry in China and India.
Negligence of Role of Pharmacist in Pakistan:
Role of Pharmacist is very important in USA,CANDA,EU and in other parts of world, but in Pakistan to grasp the whole budget the doctors have made their monopoly in hospitals and do not understand the importance of Pharmacist in the hospital whose main responsibility is to understand the use of drugs, their interactions and side effects, as kingdom of drugs is now so much broad it is not simply possible for physicians to master this field, therefore it is their responsibility and duty to demand and take the professional help from Pharmacist in discharging their duties.
From this accident it is clear that When you will appoint non pharmacist and will try to make pharmaceuticals by workers without supervision of pharmacist then you will have to face such music always. Violation of Good manufacturing practices and using non professional and non Pharmacist staff results in such type of accidents, therefore running of Pharmaceuticals Industry by non professional and non pharmacist persons should be discouraged at present MOST OF THE PHARMACEUTICALS OWNERS are businessman such as distributors,and shop keepers, no one can expect care and quality from such peoples, Medicines should not be a business for money making, Therefore Pharmacist should be provided facilities and financial support and loans for running and owning the Pharmaceutical Industries, because only they are educated and qualified for this job.
Moreover importing Drugs from India and China garage based pharmaceuticals is not only harmful for the economy but also dangerous for the health and safety of the nation and measures should be taken to improve growth of Local Pharmaceuticals as well as to promote exports of Pharmaceuticals.Only when we will hand over Pharmaceuticals business to Pharmacist then only we can compete with India or China, otherwise we will continue to kill our peoples.(bakis are bery bery klever, new bays of killing abduls)
Laws and regulations about Health should be made by health professional and not by political personalities like Raza Rabani,Ishaq Dar or Zardari or Nawaz Shareef.
Pharmacists and other health professionals and physicians should work to augment and improve their roles for service of humanity and not just for money making.

Written By:M.AKRAM KHAN
Karachi, Pakistan.

Re: Bakistan: Emirate of New-clear Inquilabi States-Bojitiv

Posted: 03 Feb 2012 06:36
by SBajwa
A result of negligence of Pharmacist role in Pakistan.
BHAT!! our Pharmacists did read the whole Bakistan studies!!!

Re: Bakistan: Emirate of New-clear Inquilabi States-Bojitiv

Posted: 03 Feb 2012 14:33
by Bhima
[youtube]3wUWvaGv-ag&NR=1&feature=endscreen[/youtube]

Spat tha raw agant at 2.00 meneeta

Re: Bakistan: Emirate of New-clear Inquilabi States-Bojitiv

Posted: 04 Feb 2012 05:32
by anmol
Baki Aunty chasing unmarried lovebird (some in Burqa) in a park.


Re: Bakistan: Emirate of New-clear Inquilabi States-Bojitiv

Posted: 04 Feb 2012 07:55
by krisna
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Re: Bakistan: Emirate of New-clear Inquilabi States-Bojitiv

Posted: 04 Feb 2012 09:34
by rajanb
^^^ Ij thij aan aad phor klose upp toot payste. hain ji?

Re: Bakistan: Emirate of New-clear Inquilabi States-Bojitiv

Posted: 04 Feb 2012 12:25
by joygoswami
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Re: Bakistan: Emirate of New-clear Inquilabi States-Bojitiv

Posted: 04 Feb 2012 12:35
by joygoswami
T-90 Bhishma and Brahmos haz a new phan in ZaIED Suar HamIED. Ij dis not Haraam ??

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Re: Bakistan: Emirate of New-clear Inquilabi States-Bojitiv

Posted: 04 Feb 2012 12:41
by Raja Bose
krisna wrote:Image
Paki: So there I waj 400% engrossed in vigorously polishing Mullen's mijjile without using my hands....
Gora: But when you were in that stress pojishun didn't you get a crick in your neck like this??

Re: Bakistan: Emirate of New-clear Inquilabi States-Bojitiv

Posted: 04 Feb 2012 13:09
by rajanb
wun noobie pooch phor seenear Maulannas and Mullahj:

du dhey reawlly hab mijjlies? Bhat abawt the siloz phor thoj mijjlies? Bhere are dhey?

Re: Bakistan: Emirate of New-clear Inquilabi States-Bojitiv

Posted: 04 Feb 2012 18:17
by vdutta
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Yindoo conspiracy in designing the livery ?? :((

Re: Bakistan: Emirate of New-clear Inquilabi States-Bojitiv

Posted: 04 Feb 2012 18:42
by Lalmohan
diyar raja-na-bullah
ju know bhere da silo's are, dontju? pakfauj haj phor many saals perfected silos to house amreekan and cheeni mijjiles
eet eej code naam'ed General Underground Bunker Operations

Re: Bakistan: Emirate of New-clear Inquilabi States-Bojitiv

Posted: 04 Feb 2012 23:23
by rajanb
Deeyar see-near Lal maulvi of Kave Komplex 69 ding a lings.

Eye tink juar aankhen aar nawt sho guud. Zo mai yung eyes tale me dat awr mijjiles aar in amriki siloz. Und aaver chini phriends mijjilees aar in aur siloz. Pleej to kawl jirga to deside.

Re: Bakistan: Emirate of New-clear Inquilabi States-Bojitiv

Posted: 05 Feb 2012 00:22
by Prem
[quote="vduttaYindoo conspiracy in designing the livery ?? :(([/quote]

Yand bhaat izz da bizness oph Bhaa(rate/price/fare) Ki Stan ?
Do we payby da hour,naight or jusht a short ride on da Mushtaxi..

Re: Bakistan: Emirate of New-clear Inquilabi States-Bojitiv

Posted: 05 Feb 2012 01:24
by Prem
Pakistan's 'Nishan e Pakistan' vs India's Bharat Ratna
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wP-VkN3b ... re=related

Re: Bakistan: Emirate of New-clear Inquilabi States-Bojitiv

Posted: 05 Feb 2012 13:02
by vdutta
Hope you guys havent seen this yet. The anchor is sahir lodhi who copies SRK and calls himself original.


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dlHkY_GHwHI

Re: Bakistan: Emirate of New-clear Inquilabi States-Bojitiv

Posted: 05 Feb 2012 18:30
by vdutta
Bakistan Lailways Engine is mujahid powered. Another milestones in jinn technology

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Re: Bakistan: Emirate of New-clear Inquilabi States-Bojitiv

Posted: 05 Feb 2012 18:36
by shiv
vdutta wrote:Bakistan Lailways Engine is mujahid powered. Another milestones in jinn technology

http://bzupages.com/attachments/25203d1 ... engine.jpg
100 stribes. joo mean LOLways

Re: Bakistan: Emirate of New-clear Inquilabi States-Bojitiv

Posted: 05 Feb 2012 20:43
by archan
Lalmohan wrote:diyar raja-na-bullah
ju know bhere da silo's are, dontju? pakfauj haj phor many saals perfected silos to house amreekan and cheeni mijjiles
eet eej code naam'ed General Underground Bunker Operations
and General Allburbose Nukular Dumpyard

Re: Bakistan: Emirate of New-clear Inquilabi States-Bojitiv

Posted: 06 Feb 2012 00:13
by Prem
Dhakke pe Dhakka By Poaqchakka Bacchas
Tum agar Dhakka denne ka Wadha karo,
Tho mai Chinesse Engine lagata Rahoon
Bina Diesel, Petrol se yeh Chalti rahe
Shaane-E -Bakistan isko dikhata Rahoon.

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Re: Bakistan: Emirate of New-clear Inquilabi States-Bojitiv

Posted: 06 Feb 2012 01:20
by Mahendra
The Baki scientists fuelling the AQK railgaadi with pindi chana power are facing the wrong way. Instead of reaching Krachi, AQK may end up in Grait Satan hands in Bagram

Re: Bakistan: Emirate of New-clear Inquilabi States-Bojitiv

Posted: 06 Feb 2012 02:23
by Anurag
Laal Topi (Red Cap) Zaid Hamid ...I am too sexy for me...A tribute! :rotfl:

[youtube]1bFe998fo-M&feature=autoplay&list=UU746DXBpgeWsSCIAKh_vM2g&lf=plcp&playnext=1[/youtube]

Re: Bakistan: Emirate of New-clear Inquilabi States-Bojitiv

Posted: 06 Feb 2012 04:25
by krisna
anupmisra wrote:Gilani on Islam
there is no space for terrorism, militancy or extremism in Islam and those involved in such activities cannot even claim to be Muslims.
(bakis qualify)
Those, who spread disorder and chaos, cannot even claim to be Muslims as the scourges of terrorism and extremism are incompatible to the essence of Islamic teachings
(bakis qualify)
He said Islam does not allow anyone to spread violence and strife on the face of earth and forbids people to kill others
(bakis do NOT qualify)
The premier said since Islam preaches peace and love, therefore, those, who enter its fold, become the embodiment of the same
(bakis do NOT qualify)
groper izz a ebil agint. wajubul a cuttle. rebealing secrets of bakimonation
saying bakistan izz not a muslim nation. :(( :((

Re: Bakistan: Emirate of New-clear Inquilabi States-Bojitiv

Posted: 06 Feb 2012 18:29
by joygoswami
Uncle Kiyanahi, yeh aap ne kya kiya ?? :shock:

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Re: Bakistan: Emirate of New-clear Inquilabi States-Bojitiv

Posted: 06 Feb 2012 18:35
by Lalmohan
yej, but the istratejik mijjile ij phool-ly kabar'ed

Re: Bakistan: Emirate of New-clear Inquilabi States-Bojitiv

Posted: 06 Feb 2012 18:56
by archan
That ij 400 percent khalis, qaffir red meat (even wearing red strategically). Ju all know the rest...

Re: Bakistan: Emirate of New-clear Inquilabi States-Bojitiv

Posted: 06 Feb 2012 19:01
by Lalmohan
bhyphor jarnail behind ij naat kabar'ing mijjile?

Re: Bakistan: Emirate of New-clear Inquilabi States-Bojitiv

Posted: 06 Feb 2012 21:20
by sudhan
^^ Berhabs wonly silo yand no mijjile, so no need to kabar??

Re: Bakistan: Emirate of New-clear Inquilabi States-Bojitiv

Posted: 06 Feb 2012 22:39
by Lalmohan
butt he ij looking at motorham reaching down to grab something - haj he perhaps inserted himself into the interlocution?

Re: Bakistan: Emirate of New-clear Inquilabi States-Bojitiv

Posted: 07 Feb 2012 02:59
by Mahendra
Jarnail behind is naat covering mijjile because he is covering musharaff reason being that the jawans behind him are affiliated to the militant group Anasul Insaart

Re: Bakistan: Emirate of New-clear Inquilabi States-Bojitiv

Posted: 07 Feb 2012 03:27
by partha
http://timesofindia.indiatimes.com/ente ... 779717.cms
Don’t judge Pakistan through Veena Malik: Ali Zafar
hain? ali mian doej'nt read nuej papers it seems. whole world is judging bakistan thro talipaan and al keeda birathers.

Re: Bakistan: Emirate of New-clear Inquilabi States-Bojitiv

Posted: 07 Feb 2012 09:03
by Shaashtanga
Saudi Arabia "Halal Sex" Hypocrites !!!


Re: Bakistan: Emirate of New-clear Inquilabi States-Bojitiv

Posted: 07 Feb 2012 13:40
by Lalmohan
Mahendra wrote:Jarnail behind is naat covering mijjile because he is covering musharaff reason being that the jawans behind him are affiliated to the militant group Anasul Insaart
oh! i hiyar that they are bhery khatarnaak and habh penetrated bhery bhery deep inside the pak_fauj

Re: Bakistan: Emirate of New-clear Inquilabi States-Bojitiv

Posted: 07 Feb 2012 16:26
by sudhan
Mahendra wrote:Jarnail behind is naat covering mijjile because he is covering musharaff reason being that the jawans behind him are affiliated to the militant group Anasul Insaart
:rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl:

Re: Bakistan: Emirate of New-clear Inquilabi States-Bojitiv

Posted: 07 Feb 2012 22:43
by rajanb
Behindwala Gernail is nawt cobering hij mijjilee becawj hij mijjile ij een motorhamj handh. And gernail kiya Nahin ij saayeeng bith sighj " Pheer Kiya nahin"

Re: Bakistan: Emirate of New-clear Inquilabi States-Bojitiv

Posted: 07 Feb 2012 23:14
by Anujan
What is this super-powl that they keep talking about in Amreeka? Is it bigger than our bowl?! Bakistani bowl is the biggest bowl in the world!!

Re: Bakistan: Emirate of New-clear Inquilabi States-Bojitiv

Posted: 08 Feb 2012 00:02
by Lalmohan
pakistani bowl is bigga_bowl, sometimes shortened to begga_bowl
amreeki bowl is always flowing
from supa_bowl into begga_bowl
theyarphour our bowl is superior to supa_bowl

Re: Bakistan: Emirate of New-clear Inquilabi States-Bojitiv

Posted: 08 Feb 2012 00:07
by Altair
vdutta wrote:Image

Yindoo conspiracy in designing the livery ?? :((
Nice pull.