Bakistan: Emirate of New-clear Inquilabi States-Bojitiv Newj

negi · Post by **negi** » 11 Apr 2010 13:21

Mullah Gagan* and other fankars how doej Nishan-e-Bakistan look like ? I hap neper dekho it .

Samay · Post by **Samay** » 11 Apr 2010 13:28

negi wrote:Mullah Gagan* and other fankars how doej Nishan-e-Bakistan look like ? I hap neper dekho it .

http://i974.photobucket.com/albums/ae22 ... 1270973612

Nayak · Post by **Nayak** » 11 Apr 2010 14:08

Nayak · Post by **Nayak** » 11 Apr 2010 14:12

Puraana dins oph LMU,

From daaya to baaya -

Mullah Lal Brof: holding on phor subbort aphter vigours exberimentation on goats and ayesha in the Lap.

Mullah Mahdi-Ex-Vaman: Always with a leg up on the obbosition, wondering in which dhaaga to lay an IED mubarak and trap an unsusbecting abdul.

Mullah Negi-al-lungi: Feeling the constant draft of cold Karachi air decided to ditch the lungi and go for his 3rd wiph's shalwaar kameez. Sitting cross legged to avoid further damage to family jewels.

Nava abdul: Waiting to join LMU kam-puss.

Nayak · Post by **Nayak** » 11 Apr 2010 14:16

Bliss to exblain bhat ij habbening here -

Nayak · Post by **Nayak** » 11 Apr 2010 14:17

Pakistani doing what comes natural in Pakistan, expending Pakistaniyat

Gagan · Post by **Gagan** » 11 Apr 2010 14:19

Mullah Mahendra wrote:General Ass-saf Kiya-Nahi( due to lack of toilet Paper training)

Uff, Mullah Mahdi-e-dra

Thij ij too much! Jest naw I am logging on to BENIS University and I am spilling my kaafee, my ghaas-chawal, my ghaas-halwa on mai kam-poo-ter

I yam wanting to give joo Hila-le-bakistan abard (Aj soon aj eye can get to mai own laptaap)

Gagan · Post by **Gagan** » 11 Apr 2010 14:23

Nayak wrote:Pakistani doing what comes natural in Pakistan, expending Pakistaniyat

Bismilla Beer paba Nayak-mulla,
Bak solder ij bractijing "Prowning oph the bants ceremony"

He must hab caught sight oph koophar yindoo fauji or Talipaan

Salam

Chinmayanand · Post by **Chinmayanand** » 11 Apr 2010 14:37

goat : bakistani :: : ara-pee

Nava mujahids , saalve the sawal as per shararat laws ...

Gagan · Post by **Gagan** » 11 Apr 2010 14:52

goat : bakistani :: kamil? : ara-pee

Chinmayanand · Post by **Chinmayanand** » 11 Apr 2010 14:55

Gagan-ul-aah , that was for nava mujahids , naat for brafessars .... will have to frame a new sawaal ...

Chinmayanand · Post by **Chinmayanand** » 11 Apr 2010 15:02

Q1. a) Who was the phirst baki jarnail to GUBO to kufr Yindia ?
b) Bhen did that habben ?

rohiths · Post by **rohiths** » 11 Apr 2010 17:42

Chinmayanand wrote:Q1. a) Who was the phirst baki jarnail to GUBO to kufr Yindia ?
b) Bhen did that habben ?

joo kufr ahhemediya no bious baki jernail GUBOed to kufr Yindia
Ijt is reserved eggslusibely phor massa, tarrel than mountain and bious araps.
Did you naat know that ek Baki jernail can defeat kufr Yindia within 30 minutes by djinn power

rsharma · Post by **rsharma** » 11 Apr 2010 18:09

-: Thij bost cum-emitted soo-side :--

rsharma · Post by **rsharma** » 11 Apr 2010 18:23

Chinmayanand wrote:Q1. a) Who was the phirst baki jarnail to GUBO to kufr Yindia ?
b) Bhen did that habben ?

(a)Eye gas it bhaj Yeah-Yeah Khan..
(b) Jit habbened in 1965 aphter the grand oberation "Grand Salaaam" ended in miss-carriage..

inter-molestingly thij ij bhwat kuffar Wikibedia haj to say apout the original GUPO-doer:

Yahya became a brigadier at the age of 34 due to extensive bending over for the British and Americans and commanded the 105 Independent Brigade.."

Oslo, cud any bun plij eggj-plain to me bhwat doej Wiki-kuffars mean with ijjue when they write the phallowing:

He had issue(d), one son, Ali Yahya and one daughter, Yasmeen Khan..

Mahendra · Post by **Mahendra** » 11 Apr 2010 19:18

rsharma wrote:
Oslo, cud any bun plij eggj-plain to me bhwat doej Wiki-kuffars mean with ijjue when they write the phallowing:

He had issue(d), one son, Ali Yahya and one daughter, Yasmeen Khan..

It meens, apart from these waris of his property, the rest who claim to be his children actually had different fathers

Chinmayanand · Post by **Chinmayanand** » 11 Apr 2010 19:24

Pakis are known to have multiple fathers as a nation and as an individual. For example, Shoe-ab malik has two fathers (as of now) one on his passport and one on his divorce paper. We will know of the third father in the next divorce till then it's a state secret.

Mahendra · Post by **Mahendra** » 11 Apr 2010 19:26

Chinmayanand wrote:Pakis are known to have multiple fathers as a nation and as an individual. For example, Shoe-ab malik has two fathers (as of now) one on his passport and one on his divorce paper. We will know of the third father in the next divorce till then it's a state secret.

Wonder bhwat his Father's naam will be when he signs the register @ Tihar Jail

pgbhat · Post by **pgbhat** » 11 Apr 2010 21:19

majorbuttretd in teetar wrote: Yindian myoojic ij haraam but Ours are short & no Myoojic-Eg. Our Lagaan verjion-Men with AK shoot team outside Gaddafi stadium. Movie over.

Prem · Post by **Prem** » 11 Apr 2010 21:33

Mulla Maha -Endriya
In Teehar, thiz innmate billbe known by da husband not phaather.

Mahendra · Post by **Mahendra** » 11 Apr 2010 23:17

pgbhat wrote:
majorbuttretd in teetar wrote: Yindian myoojic ij haraam but Ours are short & no Myoojic-Eg. Our Lagaan verjion-Men with AK shoot team outside Gaddafi stadium. Movie over.

Majorbutt is a major BRF ratna

Rupesh · Post by **Rupesh** » 11 Apr 2010 23:40

Auntie Ji Namastay,
I’m 19 and in love with a girl whom I want to marry. The problem is that she is my cousin and our religion does not allow cousins to marry. I don’t know how to propose to her but I know that she also likes me. What to do?
Kamdev

Even the kuffrs are seekinh Anto Agnou's advice....
yawn

negi · Post by **negi** » 12 Apr 2010 00:03

^ Someone is being sarcastic here , I wonder if it is one of the usual suspects.

Prem · Post by **Prem** » 12 Apr 2010 00:22

Chinmayanand wrote:Pakis are known to have multiple fathers as a nation and as an individual. For example, Shoe-ab malik has two fathers (as of now) one on his passport and one on his divorce paper. We will know of the third father in the next divorce till then it's a state secret.

The phisrt line of phathers statrted both M .B Kamsin , it kurrnetly extend all da waay to CZina. Kuffar need to know dhat bephore GUBO , Bakistinians were known fphor LUFO in maanyof dheir phater nations.

negi · Post by **negi** » 12 Apr 2010 00:28

^ Maulana Prem Chopra bhat ij LUFO ?

Prem · Post by **Prem** » 12 Apr 2010 00:46

LUFO is the one bhich gave burth to all da Paki BCs. Leg Up F...d open/over
by manie phatherz.
Or waz dhat GUFO?

Gagan · Post by **Gagan** » 12 Apr 2010 01:05

negi-uddin wrote:^ Someone is being sarcastic here , I wonder if it is one of the usual suspects.

Raa agint alaart. Naat ispee-king pingliss.

Pee Ass: Some time our onerabull maulanas are peing bossessed py evil djinn oph Raa. Then some maulanas are pegining to ispeek in haraam engliss. We need to waatch phor maulanaj under the evil inphluence oph such djinns.

Anujan · Post by **Anujan** » 12 Apr 2010 04:58

Ah the Major - my phorth coujin thrije removed of teetar!! Rejently he picked up phyt with Sara Tajeer (Salman Tajeer's dotter, Salman Tajeer ij Guvrnor oph Bious Punjab)

Motorma: Lazy people hate people who are rich.They wish they could have it all & do nothing.There are no elevators my friend in the house of success.

Mujahid: There are no elevators in house of success. but there are rich daddies in houje of success AoA!

Mujahid: Agree 400%!! Boor beepuls broblem - no phood. Rich beepuls broblem - being called rich. Liphe ij hard phor rich beepuls

Motorma: look at the work that went to make the money my friend. I only respect that.

Mujahid: If you are rich becauje born into rich phamily - it ij rejult oph hard work..Put in by your parents..One dark & sweaty raat many dins ago..

Motorma: Mr Butt only the rich can help pull up the poor, so love the rich

Mujahid: I loved a rich wimmens to pull me out of boverty. She dont love me

Followed by motorma blocking my fourth coujin

pgbhat · Post by **pgbhat** » 12 Apr 2010 09:48

Capshun time!!!! bhat are theje mujahids soching?

Ameet · Post by **Ameet** » 12 Apr 2010 11:56

Banks Pull Back From Pakistan
http://online.wsj.com/article/SB1000142 ... EFTTopNews

Average daily trading values on the Karachi Stock Exchange are currently less than $120 million

, down from $400 million in 2007, says Asif Ali, Karachi-based head of research at National Bank of Pakistan, a state-owned commercial bank.

Some $200 million has flowed into Pakistan stocks since the start of 2010, a small positive sign, he said.

Gagan · Post by **Gagan** » 12 Apr 2010 12:39

No adminullahs, so kushboos are having a merry time

Chinmayanand · Post by **Chinmayanand** » 12 Apr 2010 14:05

Q2.
a)Bhen was the piggest and most plissful GUPO session aarganised bhen 90,000 volunteers of izlamic army of bakistan barticibated en-masse ?
b) Bhat was the rezalt of the historic GUPO ?

Atri · Post by **Atri** » 12 Apr 2010 14:58

Chinmayanand wrote:Q2.
a)Bhen was the piggest and most plissful GUPO session aarganised bhen 90,000 volunteers of izlamic army of bakistan barticibated en-masse ?
b) Bhat was the rezalt of the historic GUPO ?

a - Bhen they suck-ses-phully and victoriously marched across Yindia in 1971 after declaration of victory by General niazi in Dhaka.
b - The rejult of thij gigantic victory was the phulphilment of hadhit regarding Ghazwa-e-behind...

niran · Post by **niran** » 12 Apr 2010 15:29

Eye want jeehard on these infedels!!!!

IMF tells Pakistan: no compliance, no money

NSN(ISLAMABAD): The International Monetary Fund (IMF) has conveyed to Pakistan that the Fund is not an economic arm of the US and will not be influenced by Washington with regard to giving relief to the country. The Fund wants 100 per cent compliance from Pakistan on the issue of implementation of VAT from July 1 and power tariff raise from April 1.

During the Pak-US strategic dialogue, Islamabad had asked the US authorities to influence the IMF for a waiver in the power tariff increase of six per cent due from April 1 and the implementation of the VAT from July 1, 2010.

“Following this attempt of Pakistan, the IMF conveyed to Pakistan that it is not the economic arm of the US and wants 100 per cent implementation. Otherwise, it will take back its entire amount from Pakistan, as it did with Russia. So, implement the program in letter and spirit,” a close aide to the adviser to the prime minister on finance and revenue told NSN.

Salam

Chinmayanand · Post by **Chinmayanand** » 12 Apr 2010 17:03

bhy does bakistan naat brint dollars ? If bakistan can brint baki rupee, bhy naat dollars

Chinmayanand · Post by **Chinmayanand** » 12 Apr 2010 17:10

How it Became Bakistan

Rahul M · Post by **Rahul M** » 12 Apr 2010 19:26

negi wrote:Mullah Gagan* and other fankars how doej Nishan-e-Bakistan look like ? I hap neper dekho it .

bhere it is bhaijaan. the Nishan-e-Bakistan.

Prem · Post by **Prem** » 12 Apr 2010 19:54

Ameet wrote:Banks Pull Back From Pakistan
http://online.wsj.com/article/SB1000142 ... EFTTopNews

Average daily trading values on the Karachi Stock Exchange are currently less than $120 million , down from $400 million in 2007, says Asif Ali, Karachi-based head of research at National Bank of Pakistan, a state-owned commercial bank.

Some $200 million has flowed into Pakistan stocks since the start of 2010, a small positive sign, he said.

O yee Blasphemer,
Joo ignore Pnglish and dhen dont joo knoo no body pul bakc phrom Bakistan , It iz ither b/p/

ull out in Penglish or Azl in the phaithfoll mileoo.

negi · Post by **negi** » 12 Apr 2010 20:52

Rahul M wrote: bhere it is bhaijaan. the Nishan-e-Bakistan.

I get scaled bhenever someone callj me 'bhaijaan' , leminds me ohp khatarnaak cheej .

Aur bhy only ek unglee , bhy not poora haath our brime molester ujed full haath .

ArmenT · Post by **ArmenT** » 12 Apr 2010 21:14

Mullah RahulM, ij there a Nishan-e-peearreff image as well. I would very much like an image to go with the corresponding article on the BRF Compendium.