Re: Bakistan: Emirate of New-clear Inquilabi States-Bojitiv
Posted: 11 May 2013 21:44
by kish
Bhat ish this? A mercy petition to taliban?
Re: Bakistan: Emirate of New-clear Inquilabi States-Bojitiv
Posted: 12 May 2013 09:18
by partha
^
Re: Bakistan: Emirate of New-clear Inquilabi States-Bojitiv
Posted: 12 May 2013 09:24
by partha
maulaners,
ij that groper at work?
Re: Bakistan: Emirate of New-clear Inquilabi States-Bojitiv
Posted: 12 May 2013 09:25
by partha
IEDtor janab,
it haj been more than 10 hours now since badmaash declared victory in elecshuns but he ij yet to declare 1000 year war against Yindia. i am getting susbiciuous of him.
Re: Bakistan: Emirate of New-clear Inquilabi States-Bojitiv
Posted: 12 May 2013 10:07
by Baikul
partha wrote:maulaners,
ij that groper at work?
And bhat ij Badmaash farmaoing aj he dekhos down?
(a) Oh my mummy
(b)Oh, my mumma
(c) Oh, papy, oh, oh
(d) ?
Re: Bakistan: Emirate of New-clear Inquilabi States-Bojitiv
Posted: 12 May 2013 11:54
by kish
Baikul wrote:
partha wrote:maulaners,
ij that groper at work?
And bhat ij Badmaash farmaoing aj he dekhos down?
(a) Oh my mummy
(b)Oh, my mumma
(c) Oh, papy, oh, oh
(d) ?
Bhere do you think the poolicewala ij keeping hij hands??
Thish ish called elecshun ejaculashion..!
Re: Bakistan: Emirate of New-clear Inquilabi States-Bojitiv
Posted: 13 May 2013 09:49
by Prem
ed
Re: Bakistan: Emirate of New-clear Inquilabi States-Bojitiv
Posted: 13 May 2013 11:52
by Lalmohan
the house of musharraff seems strangely silent... as does the house of kiyani...
at least ganja loin is in full voice
Re: Bakistan: Emirate of New-clear Inquilabi States-Bojitiv
Posted: 13 May 2013 15:14
by anupmisra
Behold! The naya loin de pakjab ij here!
Re: Bakistan: Emirate of New-clear Inquilabi States-Bojitiv
Posted: 14 May 2013 01:01
by joygoswami
Re: Bakistan: Emirate of New-clear Inquilabi States-Bojitiv
Posted: 14 May 2013 22:44
by Prem
Kuffar en Poqqakhottaland
Re: Bakistan: Emirate of New-clear Inquilabi States-Bojitiv
How come no one is sponsoring the world phamous waater kit car that is the most fuel efficient in the world for this competition. This is a kanspiracy aganist Al Bakistan.
Re: Bakistan: Emirate of New-clear Inquilabi States-Bojitiv
Re: Bakistan: Emirate of New-clear Inquilabi States-Bojitiv
Posted: 16 May 2013 03:10
by Prem
.27 Onward
Re: Bakistan: Emirate of New-clear Inquilabi States-Bojitiv
Posted: 16 May 2013 03:39
by RCase
Swearing in speech of Ganja Loins
BURUR.
All Prajes be to Allah!
I Naaraz Sharrif, the Loin of Punjab, aka Badmash, aka Ganja Loins do hereby solemnly ishwear (damn, that sounds like the Hindoo God), eat kasam that as a Sadiq and Ameen momin (per farticles 62 & 63) will accept the responsibility of Sherrif-of-the-Kabila of Al-Bakistan and hold up the constipation of this nashun and discharge my inner Pakistaniyat to the best of my abilities, inshallah.
In keeping with the tradishuns of this great martial nashun, I will GUBO to our 3.5 friends masters and visit other nashuns with our world phamous bowl.
Mashallah, in a clear sign from Allah (SWAT), the beepul of Al-Bakistan have clearly spoken that they want more Badmashi and have given us an oberwhelming mandate. We will push for constipational amendments to respect the IEDology of Al-Bakistan:
1. Introduce true shariah to Al-Bakistan, keeping in mind the wishes of the moderate majority, inshallah.
2. Mashallah, declare anyone not following the Taliban style of Wahabbi, Salafi Islam as non muslims.
3. Make it mandatory for judges to not prosecute true muslims (LHC judges will facilitate training), inshallah. True muslims cannot commit crimes.
4. Mashallah, extend the blasphemy laws to prosecute anyone is even thinking of blasphemous thoughts.
5. Mashallah, lampost treatment for any past or future Army chiefs who order a coup from a plane.
6. Recognize madrassas as institutions of higher learning, inshallah.
Ameen.
Re: Bakistan: Emirate of New-clear Inquilabi States-Bojitiv
Re: Bakistan: Emirate of New-clear Inquilabi States-Bojitiv
Posted: 16 May 2013 13:46
by Lalmohan
rcaseullah, bhat eej meaning oph man-date?
Re: Bakistan: Emirate of New-clear Inquilabi States-Bojitiv
Posted: 16 May 2013 14:02
by kmkraoind
What is that name tag, is it PakstanB**tard or what. For Busturds new hair style, instead of 4-inch beard,they have to grow 4-inch frontal head hair.
Re: Bakistan: Emirate of New-clear Inquilabi States-Bojitiv
Posted: 16 May 2013 16:27
by Mukesh.Kumar
Jhujar wrote:.27 Onward
Fram his ishtyle of denshing seems Oncle maasth pe recalling his Deyz with his peelobed Khuspoo
Re: Bakistan: Emirate of New-clear Inquilabi States-Bojitiv
Posted: 16 May 2013 16:44
by RajeshA
Molvi Murg Dance
Re: Bakistan: Emirate of New-clear Inquilabi States-Bojitiv
Posted: 16 May 2013 17:58
by Narad
Jhujar wrote:.27 Onward
Mast Buda
Mashalla, ijj he the legendry Hamza ibn 'Abd al-Muttalib, chachajan of poobah and hole momins worldwide?
Re: Bakistan: Emirate of New-clear Inquilabi States-Bojitiv
Posted: 16 May 2013 19:11
by Anujan
anupmisra wrote:Behold! The naya loin de pakjab ij here!
Ij is son oph these two?
Re: Bakistan: Emirate of New-clear Inquilabi States-Bojitiv
Posted: 17 May 2013 04:04
by RCase
Lalmohan wrote:rcaseullah, bhat eej meaning oph man-date?
Lalmullah,
Mashallah, that ij the match up of a man-eating Loin with a date luving Arap!
w/ salam.
Re: Bakistan: Emirate of New-clear Inquilabi States-Bojitiv
Posted: 17 May 2013 04:52
by Prem
RCase wrote:
Lalmohan wrote:rcaseullah, bhat eej meaning oph man-date
Lalmullah,Mashallah, that ij the match up of a man-eating Loin with a date luving Arap! w/ salam.
Did Naat Man D Ate shtarted bith MBQ? Baki Begums lined up tuu do da Holy Mn D Ate Jeehard.
Re: Bakistan: Emirate of New-clear Inquilabi States-Bojitiv
Posted: 17 May 2013 13:08
by Lalmohan
racasullah!
ju re boling baat oph pak fella tio arab fella hainji?!
Re: Bakistan: Emirate of New-clear Inquilabi States-Bojitiv
Posted: 17 May 2013 19:01
by abhijitm
caption time mine ijj onlee thijj big
Re: Bakistan: Emirate of New-clear Inquilabi States-Bojitiv
Posted: 18 May 2013 02:54
by Sushupti
Brotherhood of piss
Re: Bakistan: Emirate of New-clear Inquilabi States-Bojitiv
Posted: 18 May 2013 07:01
by Prem
[quote="Sushupti"]Brotherhood of piss
Convert Enjoying Da blesshing s oph Holy Aarapian Phatther.
Re: Bakistan: Emirate of New-clear Inquilabi States-Bojitiv
Posted: 18 May 2013 09:06
by RCase
abhijitm wrote:caption time mine ijj onlee thijj big
That was the rejult of GUBO. Can't tell you more, my lips are sealed.
Re: Bakistan: Emirate of New-clear Inquilabi States-Bojitiv
Posted: 19 May 2013 22:22
by partha
Spaat the RAA agint.
Re: Bakistan: Emirate of New-clear Inquilabi States-Bojitiv
Posted: 20 May 2013 01:44
by ArmenT
^^^^
Is it the Lady in the Yindoo sari?
Speaking of the above pic, why is blue shirt playing with his mijjile and it appears that the gray shirt next to him is making a secret ninja gesture with his hands. Perhaps he is a RAW agent too, because he's performing a Rin Mudra, 400% indian onlee.
Re: Bakistan: Emirate of New-clear Inquilabi States-Bojitiv
Posted: 21 May 2013 09:14
by member_23651
bhat ijj this haraam coke shoke, i thought onleee zam zam kala kola was only halaal. i tell jo, this ij hindoo joos conspiracy onlee
Re: Bakistan: Emirate of New-clear Inquilabi States-Bojitiv
Posted: 21 May 2013 15:53
by anupmisra
abhijitm wrote:
Pleaj to make mine a chhota peg. No soda pleaj.
Re: Bakistan: Emirate of New-clear Inquilabi States-Bojitiv