Bakistan: Emirate of New-clear Inquilabi States-Bojitiv Newj

Sriman · Post by **Sriman** » 02 Sep 2009 01:33

AdityaM wrote: beerther Shreeman-ghass-e-graphudin, pleej to be plotting vaseline production graph during the ghasse-e-decline years.

Bhere joo sleeping jab maths was taught at LMU? Vaseline production is inversely probortional to ghaas production.

Mahendra · Post by **Mahendra** » 02 Sep 2009 01:53

sunny y wrote:Does anybody have any photo of NTRO or RAW campus ?

If yes please upload it.....

Thanks

Mahendra · Post by **Mahendra** » 02 Sep 2009 02:04

Sriman wrote:
AdityaM wrote: beerther Shreeman-ghass-e-graphudin, pleej to be plotting vaseline production graph during the ghasse-e-decline years.
Bhere joo sleeping jab maths was taught at LMU? Vaseline production is inversely probortional to ghaas production.

Huh Koophars

Here are Pakisaac N-e-wton's three laws

An Goat at rest will remain at rest unless acted on by an unbalanced Abdul. An Goat in motion continues in motion with the same speed and in the same direction unless overtaken by an unbalanced Abdul.

GUBO is produced when a force acts from behind. The greater the mass (of the object being accelerated) the greater the amount of vasleen needed (to accelerate the object).

For every blade of Ghaas there is an equal numbar of Goats, Abduls and Donkeys fighting for it.

How is ghaas connected to vasleen hain ji?

Prem · Post by **Prem** » 02 Sep 2009 02:23

Vamandeen,

Doubt not, Grass and Vasleen arr both pillarz oph Pakistaniat bhich dephine dheir relation bith Kuffar.

Shreeman · Post by **Shreeman** » 02 Sep 2009 06:58

Prem wrote:Vamandeen,

Doubt not, Grass and Vasleen arr both pillarz oph Pakistaniat bhich dephine dheir relation bith Kuffar.

At the LMU-KE (Kave Extenjion) our scientists (learned maulaner on deputashun) have tried hard to model (like the hoor sassoi, hain?), and eggsplain vasleen usaje.

However, it ij much eajier to model djinn and bredator aktivity, combared to vasleen usaje.

The broplems start due to inakkurate data sinje 1st downhill skiing seajon and then amrtiraj vijits. There are larje sbikes in conjumbtion that can not pe eggsplained py any model.

Now due to djinn, vakuum, and bredator vijits, holeprook meetings, halal kuri da ghuran, and downhill skiing, it ij not bossiple to uje the wast amount of bast comjumbtion data.

Any model (even motorham sassoi, hain?) just broduces sbikes after sbikes like mijjiles all erekt and shiny pefore they head east, hain jee?

The broplem could be solved if we could gather more akkurate data from aktual usaje, put poth the governmand and holeprook are deklining to barticibate in the data kollektion.

The rekommendation erekted by our maulaner in charje to rektify the rekkommendations existing, by force, ij to chanje the required quantity carried on berson to a two week subbly to overcome any short term market bhenomenon. In the apsense of akkurate modeling, it ij advisaple for each bhaithful to have the requijite amount in store so aj to not be kaught pare in the time of need.

BajKhedawal · Post by **BajKhedawal** » 02 Sep 2009 07:30

Raaw ageunt SankuKutty Jozeph Sen peeing lead abay pie Mulla Raman-zen-ulla and Inhispector Enqubeuddin for seberal sessions of unvaselined GUBO.

Barking solusion pie a budding ingineer eshstudent at cliphton

Whyfor our ragepoy naamed like the arapic bresident? also why so many chakas in his numper?

Prasad · Post by **Prasad** » 02 Sep 2009 07:43

BajKhedawal wrote: Whyfor our ragepoy naamed like the arapic bresident? also why so many chakas in his numper?

Shreeman · Post by **Shreeman** » 02 Sep 2009 07:48

vaman wrote:
Here are Pakisaac N-e-wton's three laws

The holee lawj are attributed to maulaner NNN-euton

Halal languaje nitpik

vaman wrote: An Goat at rest will remain at rest unless erekted by an unbalanced Abdul. A goat thus erekted continues to be erket unless rektified by another unbalanced Abdul.

vaman wrote: GUBO is produced when force erekcted behind.
The bigger the goat (being rektified) the greater the amount of vasleen.

vaman wrote: For every jamhoori unit of Ghaas there is an equal numbar of bums. .

Note: bums not broduced until ghaas eaten.

Sadler · Post by **Sadler** » 02 Sep 2009 08:06

BajKhedawal wrote: [Whyfor our ragepoy naamed like the arapic bresident? also why so many chakas in his numper?

This danged post should come with its own disclaimer. I gosh-danged inhaled my night-cap. Some of you hindooo folks have way too much time on your hands!!

Yours in hinzionism,

Al Sadler bin Tel Avivi

Prem · Post by **Prem** » 02 Sep 2009 08:18

http://www.dawn.com/wps/wcm/connect/daw ... etail12-12

Rakkitmards looze jannat todin.

rsharma · Post by **rsharma** » 02 Sep 2009 11:11

vaman wrote: Huh Koophars

Here are Pakisaac N-e-wton's three laws

An Goat at rest will remain at rest unless acted on by an unbalanced Abdul. An Goat in motion continues in motion with the same speed and in the same direction unless overtaken by an unbalanced Abdul.

GUBO is produced when a force acts from behind. The greater the mass (of the object being accelerated) the greater the amount of vasleen needed (to accelerate the object).

For every blade of Ghaas there is an equal numbar of Goats, Abduls and Donkeys fighting for it.

How is ghaas connected to vasleen hain ji?

Joo Kuffar!!
How can joo pharget the most phamous & the most relevant Law of PakIssac Newton viz the Law no. 786 aljo known aj Law of GUBO:

"If an apdul runs around a tree at speed of light, he may GUBO himself"

However this law ij abblicaple only to Raakitmards aj only they can travel 400 times faster than speed of light..
Aj u can see thij law ij naat far common Apduls

Rishi · Post by **Rishi** » 02 Sep 2009 11:43

Kollar-houri to apove:

If Abdul be really slow, he go back in time and Gubo himself.

LMU klassic bicchar:

negi · Post by **negi** » 02 Sep 2009 11:45

Self GUPO is halaam....ask Lalbrof he bill tell ya bhy..

Skanda · Post by **Skanda** » 02 Sep 2009 12:37

KARACHI: Zero pass percentage for 45 institutions in HSC exams

A study of the pre-engineering group results issued by the Board of Intermediate Education Karachi showed that the pass percentage of 21 institutes, including three government and 12 private colleges and three government and private higher secondary schools each, remained zero. In the general group exams, the pass percentage of 24 institutes, including a government college, 19 private colleges, and four government higher secondary schools, remained zero.

Similarly, the performance of 47 other colleges and higher secondary schools remained abysmally low, with the pass percentage of pre-engineering students from 34 institutes and that of general group from 13 colleges at less than 20. A further break-up of figures shows that the 34 institutes with very poor performance included seven private and 21 government colleges, and one private and five government higher secondary schools. It was found that most government colleges, which failed to perform well in both the exams, were located in the low-income localities or in the suburbs of the metropolis and perhaps that was the reason senior teachers managed to avoid getting posted there, leaving students of the respective colleges to be taught by junior teachers.

Obviously, the handiwork of YYY combine.

sunny y · Post by **sunny y** » 02 Sep 2009 14:11

vaman wrote:
sunny y wrote:Does anybody have any photo of NTRO or RAW campus ?

If yes please upload it.....

Thanks

I don't understand it....I meant NTRO or RAW campus....

Rishi · Post by **Rishi** » 02 Sep 2009 14:22

^^

There are not many on the net. Here is one in the semi-official domain:

As you can see, RAW/NTRO are in computer age. We also hire Caucasian looking men to pass off as Pakistanis.

Visitors use the rear gate at RAW HQ:

Bob V · Post by **Bob V** » 02 Sep 2009 14:42

hain, that looks like bangalore,kerala

........do I see a BMTC bus ?

Bhima · Post by **Bhima** » 02 Sep 2009 14:46

Fertilisation of Bakistan and birth of Bangladesh

rohiths · Post by **rohiths** » 02 Sep 2009 14:47

Bhy should evil RAW HQ pee in dilli
Cunning yindoos have their den in Bangalore, Kerala
Bhy do you think our beloved jernails made plan to send F-16s dhere?

Hiten · Post by **Hiten** » 02 Sep 2009 16:40

thijj trainee Mujj phrom LMU hajj a propojal phor avar jirga

plijj to gib mauka to non-LMU phakulty to bekam Mard-e-pakistan teetar & mohtorma-e-pakistan teetar on teetar

plijj to consider phollowing pak watan peepul

Mard-e-Bakistan al Teetar

@blessedayesha

currently on last page
http://tweeterwall.mallplace.com/tw/pak ... ter?page=4

Mohtorma-e-Bakistan al-Teetar

Imran Hussain

rakit mard on phirst page phrom phirst onlee
http://tweeterwall.mallplace.com/tw/pakistan/ms-twitter

plijj bote

KrishG · Post by **KrishG** » 02 Sep 2009 23:09

Bhima wrote:Fertilisation of Bakistan and birth of Bangladesh

Halaal link!

Rishi · Post by **Rishi** » 02 Sep 2009 23:10

Mahendra · Post by **Mahendra** » 03 Sep 2009 00:25

Aao sikao tumhe Dande ka funda
Yeh nahi Talib koyi mamuli banda
Is me chupa hain GUBO ka fal safa
Is me chupa hain GUBO ka fal safa

Anujan · Post by **Anujan** » 03 Sep 2009 00:51

sunny y wrote:I don't understand it....I meant NTRO or RAW campus....

It is very well known that raa agints dont have a campus (unlike LMU). Raa agints are usually on deputation, infiltrating the pious army. Bliss to spot the raa agint and the double agint in this bichchar

Mahendra · Post by **Mahendra** » 03 Sep 2009 00:58

Wah Wah Anujandullah

But what is that big Lota in the middal?

Bhwy would one ask sawaal about RAA agint in Benis dhaaga?

Prem · Post by **Prem** » 03 Sep 2009 01:10

vaman wrote:Aao sikao tumhe Dande ka funda
Yeh nahi Talib koyi mamuli banda
Is me chupa hain GUBO ka fal safa
Is me chupa hain GUBO ka fal safa

Gubo Ka fal safa
ya
Gubo ka silsila

Gubo kare Paki pyaro
Peachy Bottom
Hove Laal Laal

Hai Hai Amritraj ( Pyare Lal) ka thumka
Cheena thumka jaise hajar baar
Gubo kare Paki pyaro

Paki ne managa that
F16 ka berra
Lai aya Jallim
Vasleen ka Dabba

Gubo kare ...

Anujan · Post by **Anujan** » 03 Sep 2009 11:45

Mujahid Was innojent. Amritraj, Lalbrofessor and Cee Aye Eae Involved in Attack

The attacker concealed the explosives in his anus, allowing him to evade detection. The network also quoted an expert as saying that the method of concealment aimed the blast away from the target, while blowing the bomber to bits.

I am konphujed. Ij this article related to musharraf vijiting saudi arapia ?

Arunkumar · Post by **Arunkumar** » 03 Sep 2009 15:09

vaman wrote:Aao sikao tumhe Dande ka funda
Yeh nahi Talib koyi mamuli banda
Is me chupa hain GUBO ka fal safa
Is me chupa hain GUBO ka fal safa

GUBO Agar Na Hota To dollar bi Na Hoti
dollar Ke Bin Maze Ki genocide bi Na Hoti
Gar genocide Na Hoti To army bi Na Hoti
Jo army Na Hoti To problem hi Na Hoti.

Saudee ke saath bi gubo, cheeni ke saath bi gubo,
yamreeki ke saath bi gubo, hugo ke saath bhi gubo
Is Mein Chhupa Hai gubo Ka Fal Safa
Is Mein Chhupa Hai gubo Ka Fal Safa

rsharma · Post by **rsharma** » 03 Sep 2009 16:36

Yeh GUBO GUBO kya hai
yeh GUBO GUBO??

GUBO ka matlab G**d Marwa Lo
G**d Marwa Lo

Jab Amritraj Pindi aata hai,
baksheeh ko saath mein lata hai
to dil karta hai
GUBO GUBO..

pgbhat · Post by **pgbhat** » 03 Sep 2009 20:16

lalbrofessor and hij teets

Sumone plij bring Shrileen on teetar. I hab always bhanted to see her teets. 10 Goats or 1 nite with Kushboo to any suksesphool prave apdul

any apdul up for soosai mishun??

sunny y · Post by **sunny y** » 03 Sep 2009 22:50

Hi Rishi....

Are there any photos of the buildings ?

I don't know if it's ok to publish their pics but it would be really motivating to see their campus, building something like that....

Your profile says that you work in RAW

....So, I guess it would be easy for you.....Please this is a request

Thanks

Rahul M · Post by **Rahul M** » 03 Sep 2009 22:55

jou kufr sunny y, I has bosted a bichchar in intelligence dhaga in mil forum.

- Rah-Ul-iam

p.s kufr rishiullah is ebil raaa agint, pliz naat to disclose hiz identity.

archan · Post by **archan** » 03 Sep 2009 23:52

^^ The halal sbelling ij IEDentity.

Rahul M · Post by **Rahul M** » 03 Sep 2009 23:59

naat far raa agints, them haraam fram all sides.

Mahendra · Post by **Mahendra** » 04 Sep 2009 00:05

I thougth onlee Phoonk Sundaris got aroused by Buildings as Liuddin, Xieuddin, Wrdausullah etc have proven baar baar lagataar

Haraam Haraam

Mahendra · Post by **Mahendra** » 04 Sep 2009 01:46

Dukh mein GUBO sab kare, Sukh me kare na koye
Jo sukh me GUBO kare, Woh sirf Bakistani hoye

Na dinar na tel hain, hum to hain Pseudoarab kangaal
Shaayad isiliye, alag hua hamse momeen purab bangaal

Jaise til me tel hain, hamare g#8d mein aag
Lo aa gaya Predator, jaan bachake bhaag

Chalti Sherry Dekh Kar, Diya Zardari Roye
Yeh kaisi nainsafi hai, ki sirf Gilani dabaye

KrishG · Post by **KrishG** » 04 Sep 2009 02:36

^^^^

http://moinansari.files.wordpress.com/2 ... roping.jpg

Prem · Post by **Prem** » 04 Sep 2009 03:59

Vamanddin Al Kharabi
Bhy did joo phroget

Jinnah khara bajar me
TFTA Mush Chamkaye
Jo Jo lagave Vaslleen
Wohi GUBO kar Jayee.

jamwal · Post by **jamwal** » 04 Sep 2009 15:32

Kafirs insulting Khushpoo

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ydTIHlcpTEk

Eet eej inshult to Bakistaniyat and owr KhushPoos. Jeehard on kafirs

Harsha.H.D · Post by **Harsha.H.D** » 04 Sep 2009 16:48

Anujan wrote:
Mujahid Was innojent. Amritraj, Lalbrofessor and Cee Aye Eae Involved in Attack

The attacker concealed the explosives in his anus, allowing him to evade detection. The network also quoted an expert as saying that the method of concealment aimed the blast away from the target, while blowing the bomber to bits.
I am konphujed. Ij this article related to musharraf vijiting saudi arapia ?

Bum in musharraf