Re: Bakistan: Emirate of New-clear Inquilabi States-Bojitiv
Posted: 23 May 2013 22:54
by member_21737
Bakistani Drama in one video , with apt dialogue.
Re: Bakistan: Emirate of New-clear Inquilabi States-Bojitiv
Posted: 24 May 2013 00:03
by RCase
Maulaners, I waj soching that bhe had Cheen made JF17s escort our Tarrel and Deepel fliend, Leaky King from Cheen to show our lub and affection. Bhe aljo gave Leaky King Nisah-e-Bakistan.
In keeping with the spirit of touting our Iron Brother relationship, waj the Nishan-e-Bakistan 'Made in China'?
Re: Bakistan: Emirate of New-clear Inquilabi States-Bojitiv
Posted: 24 May 2013 08:33
by abhijitm
^^ joo full ! all abar toilets are made in cheena.
Re: Bakistan: Emirate of New-clear Inquilabi States-Bojitiv
Posted: 24 May 2013 11:57
by Lalmohan
who ij the loha_bhai_jaan?
ij it musha_ferrous-al-rusti? or abdul-qadeer-al-maraging-steeli?
Re: Bakistan: Emirate of New-clear Inquilabi States-Bojitiv
Posted: 24 May 2013 22:06
by archan
Beebul pooching bhat nishaan-e-bakistan mean? Beebul living in fusst world kufrland do naat know as their bot ij full of water and nishan-e-bakistan naarmally doej naat abbear.
Hiyar in my cave komblex we hab sbray gun to wash-e-musharraf. Due to less aab in the bot I wash nishaan-e-bakistan every subah with the sbray.
Re: Bakistan: Emirate of New-clear Inquilabi States-Bojitiv
Posted: 25 May 2013 00:27
by partha
I yam outrajed that every tom, dick and harry ij getting nishan-e-bakistan award & diluting its value. nishan-e-bakistan to world leaders ij what an AK47 bullet ij to a shia in bakistan. very high chances of getting it. i bropose to change the name of the award to "aasaan-e-bakistan".
Re: Bakistan: Emirate of New-clear Inquilabi States-Bojitiv
Posted: 25 May 2013 04:03
by RCase
Lalmohan wrote:who ij the loha_bhai_jaan?
Do ju think that Tarrel Fliend Leaky King actually meant lota_bhai_jaan for Bakistanese and with hij Cheeni axent it seemed like loda_bhai_jaan and finally reported as loha_bhai_jaan, with angrezi translation aj iron_birader? Leaky King ij very clevel with hij words and often delivers a chinaman!
Re: Bakistan: Emirate of New-clear Inquilabi States-Bojitiv
Posted: 25 May 2013 04:13
by Prem
Zra HU Ko Keh do Ji, Nishana Chook Na jayye
Mush Isssse Pukaroo Kei, Nishane E Pakistan Kanhhoo
Mushkill Mei Parr Gya hoon ki,Iss Messedhole kow Kya Kanhoon
Sadiyon Nikal Gye iss pey, Gubo Pey Gubo kow Kar Key
Phir Be TFTA Hai Poaqk Mush, Jaisey Nye Ashna Larrkey.
Hai Kiiiitni Fresh Laaagg Rahi Hai Aaaj Yeh Paoq Tuush
Jo Isko Torn Used one Kaaahe Woh Kaaaaffir Jootha Hai
Humm SDRE pey Hi Kyon Aatta Hai MushDeen Ko Gussa
Gubo Chahne Wale Tho iss Duniya Mey Owwr bhi Bahut Hai !!i
Re: Bakistan: Emirate of New-clear Inquilabi States-Bojitiv
Posted: 25 May 2013 17:23
by kish
Brave bakistani in Japanese Airport.
tidbits:
"Muslim punch, you die. This is Muslim punch"
Re: Bakistan: Emirate of New-clear Inquilabi States-Bojitiv
Posted: 25 May 2013 17:53
by Lalmohan
rcaseullah
eye think it started as "lota bhai jaan" and was in the imperative
Re: Bakistan: Emirate of New-clear Inquilabi States-Bojitiv
Posted: 01 Jun 2013 04:57
by joygoswami
Im the dim kampaigning for Naya Al-Bakistan
Re: Bakistan: Emirate of New-clear Inquilabi States-Bojitiv
Posted: 01 Jun 2013 11:54
by partha
bliss to dekko thij. Pakjab assembly guards reporting to duty straight from downhill skiing in Kargil.
Re: Bakistan: Emirate of New-clear Inquilabi States-Bojitiv
Posted: 01 Jun 2013 22:54
by Prem
partha wrote:bliss to dekko thij. Pakjab assembly guards reporting to duty straight from downhill skiing in Kargil.0x480.jpg[/img]
Poaqmush Penetrating Xband 4D Radar Rearvealed da cauze
Re: Bakistan: Emirate of New-clear Inquilabi States-Bojitiv
Posted: 01 Jun 2013 23:37
by anupmisra
After the diktat on redooshing uje of non-existent biji in officej in pak-e-satan, mard workerj have reported in bith no shirtj, chappalj and pajamaj. Dekho for jourself. But, bhat about motorma workerj? How are they coping bith no bijli?
Re: Bakistan: Emirate of New-clear Inquilabi States-Bojitiv
Posted: 03 Jun 2013 22:05
by Sushupti
Re: Bakistan: Emirate of New-clear Inquilabi States-Bojitiv
Posted: 04 Jun 2013 10:14
by RCase
anupmisra wrote:After the diktat on redooshing uje of non-existent biji in officej in pak-e-satan, mard workerj have reported in bith no shirtj, chappalj and pajamaj. Dekho for jourself. But, bhat about motorma workerj? How are they coping bith no bijli?
Anupullah-al-misri,
That pulice afsar ij confronting the ather afsar after doing rape:
Afsar in blew: maine phone pe apka rape karnay ka record kar diya. Ab aayga mazaa!
Nanga afsar: rape ka bideo phone mein hai to kya? Jub DNA inadmissible hai, to bideo ka goli mar. Char mard-e-momin ki zuroorat hi. Tu mera kuch nahi bigaad sakta!
Re: Bakistan: Emirate of New-clear Inquilabi States-Bojitiv
Posted: 04 Jun 2013 15:43
by Baikul
^^ Nat 'pulice'.
'Puls'. Aj in - "Puls ne jo musharraf pe danda ditta..."
Re: Bakistan: Emirate of New-clear Inquilabi States-Bojitiv
Posted: 05 Jun 2013 02:44
by Prem
Hu will Phill Dhis MushMobile Tank Bith Tootie
Re: Bakistan: Emirate of New-clear Inquilabi States-Bojitiv
Posted: 06 Jun 2013 13:37
by Narad
Get angry when the self proclaimed MSN Messenger pops up. There can be no other Messenger!
Re: Bakistan: Emirate of New-clear Inquilabi States-Bojitiv
Posted: 08 Jun 2013 16:47
by Narad
Arrahoo Akbal. Pirathers, phinally a real ijjlamically bositive neuj. MSM arabai izz reborting that a pious djinn has recently opened a teetar account.
Real Jinn has Twitter account in Saudi !!
lots of people believe in spirits but is it possible that one of those spirits made an account on Twitter,who lives in Saudi Arabia and want to know humans .
The name of the account is (I am a real Jinn) and his first tweet was : To all humans I am the first Jinn to use Twitter some might think that I am lying and I am just human, I am a real Jinn and you will see wonders in the future on my Twitter account.
The paper said one reader tried to contact that account by using a fake name but quoted the reader as saying he was quickly identified by that account user.
He mentioned my real full name and where I live, including the name of the neighborhood and the city. I was shocked and instantly uttered prayers.
SLUMABAD: Two high-speed Yindian aircraft violated Pakistani airspace by three nautical miles on Tuesday, the Fizzliya said.
A Fizzliya spokesman said the bhiolation occurred around 10:40 am in Attari, Fazilka sector.
The aircraft stayed inside Pakhana for about two minutes, he said.
“Fizzliya initiated prompt tactical actions and scrambled the two jets. Upon Fizzliya actions, Yindian aircraft exited the Pakhana,” said the Fizzliya spokesman.
Joo know my abbajan had a phrand (Alam) who met hij 72 recently. He would hab shot more than 16 (more than 8 in phirst 30 secondz of taking oph). Eye think the training needj to add more eggspojure to djinn taknqwljee.
Re: Bakistan: Emirate of New-clear Inquilabi States-Bojitiv
Posted: 11 Jun 2013 17:12
by Narad
usually Eye yam quite relieved after sbending 2 minutes in pakhana territory.
Re: Bakistan: Emirate of New-clear Inquilabi States-Bojitiv
Posted: 12 Jun 2013 00:58
by vdutta
Mighty Pakistani welcomed after losing match to South Africa.
Re: Bakistan: Emirate of New-clear Inquilabi States-Bojitiv
Posted: 12 Jun 2013 22:26
by Sushupti
100 bercent TFTA Momin
Re: Bakistan: Emirate of New-clear Inquilabi States-Bojitiv
Posted: 12 Jun 2013 22:28
by Sushupti
Re: Bakistan: Emirate of New-clear Inquilabi States-Bojitiv
Posted: 13 Jun 2013 18:35
by joygoswami
Spat da RAA Agint
Re: Bakistan: Emirate of New-clear Inquilabi States-Bojitiv
Posted: 13 Jun 2013 19:00
by Gagan
I brotest!
Why does Quotta Bolis wantz to do a only a Brief interrogation of Mushy? Why not a De-Prief interrogation also, hain ji?
Pee Ass: Maype Musharrph ij prettier with the Priefs on than without.
Lahore-via-Quwait !
Re: Bakistan: Emirate of New-clear Inquilabi States-Bojitiv
Posted: 14 Jun 2013 06:37
by vivek_ahuja
Bhat is the Russian General implying to his halal counterpart here, hain ji?
Re: Bakistan: Emirate of New-clear Inquilabi States-Bojitiv
Posted: 14 Jun 2013 10:24
by RCase
joygoswami wrote:Spat da RAA Agint
Thej are batriotic bakistanese brotecting the sauvirginity of Al Bakistan. They are phyrring in the sky against drones. The drones got scared and ran away.
Re: Bakistan: Emirate of New-clear Inquilabi States-Bojitiv
Posted: 14 Jun 2013 12:13
by Lalmohan
plij to note that TFTA Roosi jarnail is holding leg oph ishtatue
bhailst
sdre pak jarnail is back to basics and holding musharraff
Re: Bakistan: Emirate of New-clear Inquilabi States-Bojitiv
Posted: 14 Jun 2013 22:41
by kenop
Theje are pure momeens partijipating in the daura-e-awwal bhere the bajik takineeks are taut. Thij includej holding the gun and phyrring in the air.
Bhen they are battle ready (like the ayaesha from fizzleiya) they do naat need to phyrr in the air. They can phyrr in all direcjions but air. That ijj the real battle phaar bhij they are trayned.
Re: Bakistan: Emirate of New-clear Inquilabi States-Bojitiv
Posted: 14 Jun 2013 23:56
by member_22872
Are they firing at the moon? I still don't understand their khujlee. How do they arrange this moon firing festival? they send memos that they all will collect on the mound outside Abdul's house one full moon night and fire and open AK phyre?
Re: Bakistan: Emirate of New-clear Inquilabi States-Bojitiv
Posted: 15 Jun 2013 02:53
by Vikas
^ Flash mob catching up in TSP. Kaffir collect for dancing while TFTA collect to shoot
Re: Bakistan: Emirate of New-clear Inquilabi States-Bojitiv
Posted: 15 Jun 2013 05:31
by RCase
This Ayesha Farooq, Al Bakistan's only female jeehard-ready phyter pilate pojing in front of jahaaz gifted by tarrel and deepel fliend in musharaff base in Sir-god-hah!
Did ju see, she haj 'Saffron Bandit' chaap on her dress? She cannot be Bakistanese, must be kuffr hindoo. Thij ij a kanspiracy. How can wimmens fly jahaaz when in Al Saudibarbaria they cannot even drive cars or travel without related male chaperon? Al Bakistan is the fortress of Malsi.
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