Re: Bakistan: Emirate of New-clear Inquilabi States-Bojitiv Newj
Posted: 09 Oct 2016 21:24
Too complex for my little brain to understand. 
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Bakistan: Emirate of New-clear Inquilabi States-Bojitiv Newj
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Re: Bakistan: Emirate of New-clear Inquilabi States-Bojitiv Newj
Posted: 10 Oct 2016 00:44
Bakistan is the right hand posseshun of many sugar phathers. Hence Bakistan is successfool in extracting many concessions!
Re: Bakistan: Emirate of New-clear Inquilabi States-Bojitiv Newj
Posted: 10 Oct 2016 04:45
https://youtu.be/SFBJkbf866Y?t=25m57s
Lal Topee on a roll!
Please meet the strongest army in the world. The most ruthless fighting machine in the world. Even Russia and America is no match...
Lal Topee on a roll!
Please meet the strongest army in the world. The most ruthless fighting machine in the world. Even Russia and America is no match...
Re: Bakistan: Emirate of New-clear Inquilabi States-Bojitiv Newj
Posted: 10 Oct 2016 16:58
Re: Bakistan: Emirate of New-clear Inquilabi States-Bojitiv Newj
Posted: 10 Oct 2016 22:15
At 7:13vdutta wrote:$hit Pakistani politicians say in Public....
Re: Bakistan: Emirate of New-clear Inquilabi States-Bojitiv Newj
Posted: 11 Oct 2016 10:36
http://tribune.com.pk/story/1196514/her ... -homeless/
Baki in Londonistan pretends to be homeless and begs on the streets saying it is a social media experiment.
Baki in Londonistan pretends to be homeless and begs on the streets saying it is a social media experiment.
But coming from Bikharistan, begging comes naturally! Suited-booted individuals from Al-Bakistan only show off a more polished version of begging.As a Muslim I wanted to show that there are people out there who want to help and it doesn’t matter if you are homeless, Muslim or anything.
Re: Bakistan: Emirate of New-clear Inquilabi States-Bojitiv Newj
Posted: 11 Oct 2016 20:46
kapshun pliss.
Re: Bakistan: Emirate of New-clear Inquilabi States-Bojitiv Newj
Posted: 11 Oct 2016 21:07
No Kapshaan, par iq queschaan: By phor eberybody infront aph rawheeel is holding his hands infront of their mijjile silos? Aljo why some apfsaars holding bumboo?
Re: Bakistan: Emirate of New-clear Inquilabi States-Bojitiv Newj
Posted: 11 Oct 2016 22:13
pgbhat wrote:
kapshun pliss.
cf: "Jaane Bhi Do Yaaron""Thoda Khao, Thoda Pheko."
Re: Bakistan: Emirate of New-clear Inquilabi States-Bojitiv Newj
Posted: 11 Oct 2016 23:01
but look at that poster!! All jihadis are probably being told that they are the assassins of yore with hashish and all that. May be that's why they are able to smile at this time.
Re: Bakistan: Emirate of New-clear Inquilabi States-Bojitiv Newj
Posted: 11 Oct 2016 23:14
Rawheel: Fellows, where do we practice downhill darts?
Re: Bakistan: Emirate of New-clear Inquilabi States-Bojitiv Newj
Posted: 11 Oct 2016 23:40
See, we can do surgical strike too!!pgbhat wrote:
kapshun pliss.
Re: Bakistan: Emirate of New-clear Inquilabi States-Bojitiv Newj
Posted: 11 Oct 2016 23:41
RAWHeel just lawnched the latest vershun of Hatf mijjle, which always hits target with pinpoint akkuracy (and naw there is broof with bichar). This mijjile ij for delivering taktical nooklear bums.
Mashallah, pleaj to dekho that mijjile haj green tail to make it halal.
Mashallah, pleaj to dekho that mijjile haj green tail to make it halal.
Re: Bakistan: Emirate of New-clear Inquilabi States-Bojitiv Newj
Posted: 12 Oct 2016 01:37
Re: Bakistan: Emirate of New-clear Inquilabi States-Bojitiv Newj
Posted: 12 Oct 2016 01:51
Spot the RAA Agintpgbhat wrote:
kapshun pliss.
Re: Bakistan: Emirate of New-clear Inquilabi States-Bojitiv Newj
Posted: 12 Oct 2016 02:04
Inhi logo ne... Inhi logo ne....pgbhat wrote:
kapshun pliss.
Inhi logo ne le linha HnD mera...
Re: Bakistan: Emirate of New-clear Inquilabi States-Bojitiv Newj
Posted: 12 Oct 2016 02:58
afsar 1: eye yam hearing he ij laike the donald onlee!
afsar 2: uh-oh! ju mean?!??!
afsar 1: yej...
afsar 2: he bhill grab my pujjy!??!?!
afsar 2: uh-oh! ju mean?!??!
afsar 1: yej...
afsar 2: he bhill grab my pujjy!??!?!
Re: Bakistan: Emirate of New-clear Inquilabi States-Bojitiv Newj
Posted: 12 Oct 2016 10:14
^^^
Lalmullah, do hijara's have pujjies?
Lalmullah, do hijara's have pujjies?
Re: Bakistan: Emirate of New-clear Inquilabi States-Bojitiv Newj
Posted: 13 Oct 2016 17:41
they do once they have spent a few dins (or raats) in daura-e-khas with their handlers, who are all adept at feint probing up the khyber pass
Re: Bakistan: Emirate of New-clear Inquilabi States-Bojitiv Newj
Posted: 14 Oct 2016 15:17
addendum:
Rawheel: Oh c'mon, i mean look at him?! really?
Afsar 1: oh... :-(
Afsar 2: sirji... sirji... i can be grabbed onlee... !!
Rawheel: Oh c'mon, i mean look at him?! really?
Afsar 1: oh... :-(
Afsar 2: sirji... sirji... i can be grabbed onlee... !!
Re: Bakistan: Emirate of New-clear Inquilabi States-Bojitiv Newj
Posted: 24 Oct 2016 07:41
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VX2KqrMGWQ0
Bliss to watch Baki fizzaya pretending to take off. Do you think it will fly?
Bliss to watch Baki fizzaya pretending to take off. Do you think it will fly?
Re: Bakistan: Emirate of New-clear Inquilabi States-Bojitiv Newj
Posted: 27 Oct 2016 22:23
Baki wimmen and non-state commandus have invented this new dance like the limbo. Bhat ij it called in bakistan?
Re: Bakistan: Emirate of New-clear Inquilabi States-Bojitiv Newj
Posted: 27 Oct 2016 23:02
Do I see a donkey in background or its my dirty mind playing tricks as usual?
Re: Bakistan: Emirate of New-clear Inquilabi States-Bojitiv Newj
Posted: 28 Oct 2016 01:35
We will fight India with guns, we will fight India with arrows, and if it comes to it WE WILL FIGHT INDIA WITH DAAAART!pgbhat wrote:
kapshun pliss.
Cheers
Re: Bakistan: Emirate of New-clear Inquilabi States-Bojitiv Newj
Posted: 28 Oct 2016 15:41
diyar anupi-al-misri
that dance is the maadarn evolushan aaf kendostyx manuva's
note this waqt the motor hams have taken their rightful place on floor ready to be grabbed by the billis
and naat grabbing danda's (tauba tauba)
that dance is the maadarn evolushan aaf kendostyx manuva's
note this waqt the motor hams have taken their rightful place on floor ready to be grabbed by the billis
and naat grabbing danda's (tauba tauba)
Re: Bakistan: Emirate of New-clear Inquilabi States-Bojitiv Newj
Posted: 28 Oct 2016 23:28
lalmullah-al-islamabadi, all I dekho ij two motormamas doing high fibes after succejjfully going under the puleesh limbo shtick and finding a suitor in one of them. Lookj like one of them ij clutching her birkin bag with meher dowri. Martial-law, our kulchur ij unique.Lalmohan wrote:diyar anupi-al-misri
that dance is the maadarn evolushan aaf kendostyx manuva's
note this waqt the motor hams have taken their rightful place on floor ready to be grabbed by the billis
and naat grabbing danda's (tauba tauba)
Re: Bakistan: Emirate of New-clear Inquilabi States-Bojitiv Newj
Posted: 28 Oct 2016 23:44
Re: Bakistan: Emirate of New-clear Inquilabi States-Bojitiv Newj
Posted: 28 Oct 2016 23:51
Caption time again.
Re: Bakistan: Emirate of New-clear Inquilabi States-Bojitiv Newj
Posted: 29 Oct 2016 00:16
^^^
Mishun Imbossiple shooting in Lollywood.
Here ISI ajnt ij chasing RAA-CIA-Mossad-NDS spijs on motor pschyekill through the streets of Slumbad.
Mishun Imbossiple shooting in Lollywood.
Here ISI ajnt ij chasing RAA-CIA-Mossad-NDS spijs on motor pschyekill through the streets of Slumbad.
Re: Bakistan: Emirate of New-clear Inquilabi States-Bojitiv Newj
Posted: 29 Oct 2016 00:20
^^^
Agha Waqar (with water bottle) of water kit car phame, seeing his invenshun overtaken by latest Al-Bakistani pindi-channa bowered motorbike.
Agha Waqar (with water bottle) of water kit car phame, seeing his invenshun overtaken by latest Al-Bakistani pindi-channa bowered motorbike.
Re: Bakistan: Emirate of New-clear Inquilabi States-Bojitiv Newj
Posted: 29 Oct 2016 01:04
Ij that Saddam Hujjein?
Re: Bakistan: Emirate of New-clear Inquilabi States-Bojitiv Newj
Posted: 29 Oct 2016 01:22
Maithun Possible!!Atmavik wrote:Caption time again.
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Re: Bakistan: Emirate of New-clear Inquilabi States-Bojitiv Newj
Posted: 29 Oct 2016 01:39
Aha! This is new ejperience. This time you hold the handlebars and I will push from behind!Atmavik wrote:Caption time again.
Re: Bakistan: Emirate of New-clear Inquilabi States-Bojitiv Newj
Posted: 29 Oct 2016 02:56
ij that pindi chana gas ekshkaping fraam rear?
Re: Bakistan: Emirate of New-clear Inquilabi States-Bojitiv Newj
Posted: 01 Nov 2016 14:04
Ass a newpie may I bractice mine pinglish hear bithout the phear of peing panned? Or must I pee inisiated philing the caption?
My caption is bajed on actual inpho phrom empedded raa ijint.
My caption ij
Geep Driving, we are Stuck
My caption is bajed on actual inpho phrom empedded raa ijint.
My caption ij
Geep Driving, we are Stuck
Re: Bakistan: Emirate of New-clear Inquilabi States-Bojitiv Newj
Posted: 01 Nov 2016 21:13
diyar al-Rishool bin vermicelli
ju must be initiated no matter bhat laike all good munnas and jarnails
ju must come to madrassah side darwaza after midnight - ju bhill be received by big Abdul and his birathers - who bhill break ju in (to the ways of the madrassah)
eye yam suar ju bhill be bhell initiated!
juours
lalpraf
pee ess - do naat post tasveer in shakkarpahaR wali kitab-e-chehra afterwards, big Abdul laikes to phly below the radaaarr...
ju must be initiated no matter bhat laike all good munnas and jarnails
ju must come to madrassah side darwaza after midnight - ju bhill be received by big Abdul and his birathers - who bhill break ju in (to the ways of the madrassah)
eye yam suar ju bhill be bhell initiated!
juours
lalpraf
pee ess - do naat post tasveer in shakkarpahaR wali kitab-e-chehra afterwards, big Abdul laikes to phly below the radaaarr...
Re: Bakistan: Emirate of New-clear Inquilabi States-Bojitiv Newj
Posted: 01 Nov 2016 23:25
from NYT. they are showing the wrong sharif.
Re: Bakistan: Emirate of New-clear Inquilabi States-Bojitiv Newj
Posted: 02 Nov 2016 03:36
Bob Kostic @causticbob
My sister was posing, "My body is a temple".
"Are you sure it's not a Mosque with the amount of Pakis that have been in it," I replied.
My sister was posing, "My body is a temple".
"Are you sure it's not a Mosque with the amount of Pakis that have been in it," I replied.
Re: Bakistan: Emirate of New-clear Inquilabi States-Bojitiv Newj
Posted: 04 Nov 2016 11:03
meanbhile some sherious neuj
http://www.thefridaytimes.com/tft/such-gup-162/On the road
A police officer who debriefed a jihadi in his custody had an interesting story to tell. This happened last year when a suicide mission was thwarted and both the driver of the vehicle and his accomplice were arrested. It appears that the suicide bomber was first at the wheel, and as his target approached, he began to drive the car in a zigzag pattern. His accomplice, becoming alarmed, offered to change places with him. Once behind the wheel, the accomplice asked his partner why he was driving the car in a zigzag pattern. The would-be suicide bomber apparently replied that as his time to enter Paradise approached, he could see the 72 houris on the road, beckoning him. And since they were standing randomly on the road, he had to drive zigzag to avoid bumping into them.
In flagrante
Rumour has it that the spooks have uncovered the extra curricular activities of a member of The Man of Steel’s cabinet and are keeping it under wraps for the moment. They say the gent has been fraternizing with a lady at a local hotel, whereas he has an official residence not far from the place. Apparently, the spooks have a record of check-ins and check-outs, apart from some photos. And while we’re at it, let’s also inform you that Whatsapp isn’t as secure as imagined. It’s true that Whatsapp conversations can’t be accessed because they’re encrypted but what the spooks can discover is how many times people have been in touch with each other via WA. If only this expertise and attention could be focused solely on terrorists who are at war with us
Re: Bakistan: Emirate of New-clear Inquilabi States-Bojitiv Newj
Posted: 04 Nov 2016 11:52
Prem wrote:Bob Kostic @causticbob
My sister was posing, "My body is a temple".
"Are you sure it's not a Mosque with the amount of Pakis that have been in it," I replied.
Awesome !!
