Bharat Rakshak

joygoswami wrote:Dear Maulearners,

Wil juu plj bexplain me bhat ijj dis Mango Abdul trying to say ???

Answer phor kaption,

No be have no KFC and RAW konsiracy habe put Mc Donalds beyond uber reach, deko deko ub there!

joygoswami wrote:Dear Maulearners,

Wil juu plj bexplain me bhat ijj dis Mango Abdul trying to say ???

Aptool ij saying in anguish: And this is how they tickled my palls at Guantamo Bay

Bositive news!! Pindigenously developed iPad revealed, can run all type of applications and will strengthen national skurity.

http://m.theatlanticwire.com/global/201 ... pad/58373/

The pindigenous iPad comes in a single color: green. Analysts said Pakistani iPads are more longer, and comes without cover when compared to Indian iPads which are short, dark and covered.

joygoswami wrote:Dear Maulearners,

Wil juu plj bexplain me bhat ijj dis Mango Abdul trying to say ???

Separated at birth ??

Pakistan's first astronaut wants to make peace in space

She should be bull cuttled if she has her feet over holy places during orbit.

Is she going into orbit? If so, she should pray 5 times per orbit because it is technically a day.

Although thij is great news of the first Islamic bum in space, we must still consider questions of adherence to the dogma. Maulaners, I habe a soch. If she is up in space, which way should she face the Kabba stone? If she has her head towards the earth and her legs and pottom facing up, wouldn't that be disrespecting allah? Will there be na-mehram men traveling with her to space? What happens if there is fitna? Will she be wearing a hijab/niqab to comply with shariah law? All thesj broplems happen when wimmens go outside of the house and get western istyle education.

sending 1 or 4 motorhams? 1 motorham equals only 1/4th of the momin.

Eye du naat Understhand , Ho will Bakistaani Ass Throw Gnat make it bith Piece in Space ? Whose Peice, Bich Space Yand phrom bich Direktion?

Bhat ijj dij I hear, that the Yindoo Phoren Minister and our daarling SMK haj resigned ???

Bresenting, Mango Abdul Seriez . Abdul nambur one.

mullah joy-go-south-west , bhaat an abt bicture descriping bakistaan and baakistaan fauj . abdul rebresents bakistan fauj , khaat represnets bakistaan.
fauj sleebing calmly aj it still jaj half khaat left , a bositive thinking on the bart of inbred bak fauj..

diyar cheen mein anand-ullah, ju are raight! and look how fauji abdul ij maalishing the mijjiles - just laike in real fauj!!

^^^
Mullah Cheen-may-anand, that apdul is brebaring to be a Baki ass-crow-naat. He is in pindigeniuosly dejinned sentryfewj, exberiecing waitless exberiments and covering hij mijjile in misphortunate case of accidental phrendly phyre.

On second thoughts, could this apdul be enjoying the hospitality of the penthouse suite of the Gitmo Ritz Carlton?

oh! eye thaught abduls enjai friendly phyrr oph mijjiles!??

Mahdi HamIED looking phor bogeys over Red Fort.

I see Mahdi Ham_ied ( piss be upon him) has got a chastity belt on, the rear flank is well protected from yusaf kazzab

Fata ko Tata !!! Just like Bakistan ka Khuda hAfiz on Geo

Ayie pring grave nuuj that evil amrikans are consbiring to erase the sau-virginity of the durand line as the agreement bhor durand line waj meant bhor sau-saal onlee ...and that time haj bassed just like baki fauj bassing pindi chana gas...

The vest and Knife all look like Amreeki import to me!! This is BLASPHEMY!!

Why isnt Mahdi Hamid using Halal domestically made products like those made in Cheen?

Also A pooch to see near mullahs. Is black vest okay or should all clothes be green? Please to issue fatwa.

Is Mahdi HamIED (piss be upon him) wearing soosai vest and ready for ghazwa-e-behind (did ju notice the gloves)?

Anujan wrote:The vest and Knife all look like Amreeki import to me!! This is BLASPHEMY!!

Why isnt Mahdi Hamid using Halal domestically made products like those made in Cheen?

Also A pooch to see near mullahs. Is black vest okay or should all clothes be green? Please to issue fatwa.

Anjanullah, black, green, red and white are all halal for the qalandar concisious. That is why these are the only allowed colors of truly Ijlamic ummah cuntries. Black is the color of talipan and other true mujahids.

Bhat ij dij. Our peloved Taliban Khan haj been caught in Gora land asking phor baksheesh. Shame

ju see, pakistani motorham eej taller, phairer and much more TA than gori mem!
quaid e duh!

A pull trained py RAA-Moesad attacks bious Gazis on Pakrid

Balestini birather killed py RAA-Moesad agint

are the bious birtathers playing footbaall with bovine birathers?

Laal mullah khullam khullah ,

aayi saw this hoor in my dream last night who waj waiting for me in jannat ... i donned my soosai vest , eager to make two-to-tango with this hoor bhen my khuspoo told me naat to fall for this kaanspiracy aj it ij a yehudi blot to send me away from doing my holy duties and waging jehad here in pad lands of pakhanastan

naaw, bhat advise joo give me... ij there anyway to pook joor favourite hoors in advance pefore stebbing into jannat

There habe bin confoojing claimj of our sekoority arrangementj againsht terroshits in the amriki noojpaperj. Bajed on my phd theshish in lalmullah univerjity on pak sar-on-jameen sekoority I am habby to rebort that our nashnal sekoority ij fool proved and im-pregnated. Dekho for jourself.

Thij firsht fotu ij of our jawan in fronteer probince gaarding hij local mohalla. The shecond fotu ij typical of jour new tfta recruit who habe volunteered to join the ghajwa e hind fauj. He ij berry berry marshal looking. Do joo not agri?





Trusht me my fellow mujahids and malaunerj, we bill not get pregnated any more.

jamwal wrote: A pull trained py RAA-Moesad attacks bious Gazis on Pakrid

Balestini birather killed py RAA-Moesad agint

“It’s neither healthy nor good. But it’s a tradition,” al-Kidra

Obviously RAA-Moesaad-SIEYEAE agints have infiltrated and made it look not ok when cows are wantonly and spectacularly butchered as traditions to highlight pureness of purest bakistani butchers. AoA.

Why no camels kuttled in Palestine? The yindoo bull kill a paki in biratheri-Palestine is bad omen forced on bakistani butchers.

Mian Cheen Me Aanndha,

Hare Izz Real Poaq Hoor Bint Soor

Yeh Kiya Hai! DJinnah Making Pakistan orr Unkil Taking Taliban orr Simply the gathering of Paki Puremanuresuars!!
En Holy 72 seconds Bakistan izz kombletely out of hole.

Bhere Paki Dare, Kuffar Kome No Where

jamwal wrote:

A pull trained py RAA-Moesad attacks bious Gazis on Pakrid

Bhat?! Nooo.. All ijj well..

The pull gaat eggjited during the yeaarlee "Ghas eating festival".. Plijj to notij the topi-clad mard diving in for his 5th helping.. The nanha misphortunately got knocked down during the eggjitement..

Plijj to watch to watch the topi-clad 'moocha'hid in the next pics of the series.. #faceplant 101..
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Bhy the looks oph it, bhery soon bakis will be referred to as SDGE (Short, Dark, Ghas Eating) ..

Bakistan is making nooclear bums at preakneck speed to become the cuntry with the 3rd largest nooclear assasins. Now they are realizing Phutto's dreams of eating ghaas. Pull is raging mad that Bakis are combeting with him for eating ghaas.

From TIRP

Nargis Ghazallah

anupmisra wrote:

Thij ij Bakistani way of broviding tight security to prevent strategic mijjile assets falling into wrong hands.

jamwal wrote:

A pull trained py RAA-Moesad attacks bious Gazis on Pakrid

Balestini birather killed py RAA-Moesad agint

Bliss note some selected kaments from RAA report above:

LOL. Cow went jihad on his ***. Karma sucks.

Holy Cow ! She got Ahmed the dead terrorist !

Who's the beast in this story?

Birathers bhat ijj dijj. Can any maulearners bexplain me who did dijj. Mast be a RAA kanspiracy

PIG BORN WITH HUMAN HEAD !!!!

joygoswami wrote:Birathers bhat ijj dijj. Can any maulearners bexplain me who did dijj. Mast be a RAA kanspiracy

PIG BORN WITH HUMAN HEAD !!!!

Check for the amoepa inside , joo kan get joor anser.

Dear Maulanas

Is pig with human head halal?

If packey with shithead is halal then why not?

IEDtor janab,

http://www.rediff.com/news/slide-show/s ... 121023.htm

A Pakistani journalist's India diary, Part I

Another shock was to see domestic pigs roaming around freely.

Somehow, Bollywood has never shown what is a common sight in India but unimaginable in Pakistan.

I yam conphused onlee. what doej he mean when he says no pigs roam around in Bakistan. I had soched that Bakistan waj full of it?