Bharat Rakshak

Baikul wrote:I habe a pooch. I padoed somebhere that:

The Prophet (PBUH) received the Quran over a period of 23 years

Fedex ij very slow pack then, hain ji?

Wink-wink, nod-nod

Our mole happened to be Down Under in a toney, upmarket suburb of Sydney when his guide pointed out some interesting properties to him. “That house”, he said gesturing at a luxurious, sprawling villa, “belongs to a former VVIP from Pakistan and he bought it for $ 2.5 million Australian dollars”, wink-wink, nod-nod. Our mole was most intrigued and implored his informant for the owner’s name. The informant didn’t budge and our mole had to do some digging around all on his own. Persistent as he is, he finally got to the bottom of it and unravelled the mystery. The owner of the luxury Sydney villa turned out to be none other than old Canny, once head honcho of The Boyz who lord it over us.

Panic stations

Recently, in that plush Emirate, also known as The Mall of The Middle East, the late lamented Big Ben’s Hubby had a small accident and thought the worst. Rumour has it that he was cruising along a boulevard, driving his own swanky car, when another vehicle came and hit his car at the back. It wasn’t a crash by any stretch of the imagination but Hubby panicked, sources say. Apparently, he sped off to the safety of a garage where he had a significant comfort level and cordoned himself off for a couple of hours. Our source says Hubby thought he was being attacked, and that’s why he drove off swiftly.

All in a day

Guess who whizzes into Karachi on a chartered flight, takes a heli to rural Sindh for a duck shoot, flies back to Karachi and jets off to Dubai – all in a day’s work. It’s an incredibly well heeled son of a former bureaucrat, who fled the Land of the Pure the moment he lost his job, and has been in clover ever since.

Gabru Tippler @MrTippler Drinks break in PSL.
https://twitter.com/MrTippler/status/829740504258486273

Lalmohan wrote:that eej an improvement on the exercise last year called Gaand me Fasad... joint exercise between Abbotabad Cantt. and LMU Seniors Dorm

PESHAWAR: Authorities in Khyber-Pakhtunkhwa and the administration of Darul Uloom Haqqania on Friday discussed the possibility of granting university status to the seminary.

Located in Nowshera district, the seminary is currently run by Jamiat Ulema-i-Islam-Sami chief Maulana Samiul Haq.

“Both the modalities and programmes of the university will be discussed in the next meetings,” said an official present during the meeting. The speaker has asked the K-P higher education department to be present at the next meeting with all relevant records. {High vacuum bulb explosions, Generator explosions, IED explosions?}

The official said K-P’s Higher Education Minister Mushtaq Ghani and secretary, who were not present during the meeting, have been asked to complete their side of the work before the next meeting.{Are they gone on a field trip for practicals?}

Pakistan will soon be among top tourist destinations of the world

Ahmadi lawyer killed in ‘LeJ attack’

After shooting Mr Latif, the attacker was seen fleeing from the crime scene in a rickshaw.

most regular reason fo rejecting in army

i want to ask that:[1] WHAT is the most regular reason of rjecting in medical test?.... [2] if a man go through sex withmen can he able to go army throuh tcc or any? [3] how to cure knee knocking?? questions are akward but need answers

Punjab chief minister Shahbaz Sharif has recently claimed that the PML-N government would not only overcome the power crisis by the end of the current year but it would produce so much surplus electricity that it could even be exported to the Narendra Modi-ruled India. Solution is Jinn bijilee

neeraj wrote:
https://www.thenews.com.pk/magazine/mon ... square-one
^^Demonstration of using the Jinn inside to generate bijilee
Punjab chief minister Shahbaz Sharif has recently claimed that the PML-N government would not only overcome the power crisis by the end of the current year but it would produce so much surplus electricity that it could even be exported to the Narendra Modi-ruled India. Solution is Jinn bijilee

Pakistani resident is facing charges of raping 30 sheeps belonging to a citizen in Al Aflag. The arrest came following a complaint received by the police station from a citizen reporting the capturing of the accused offender in the sheeps yard before midnight to conduct a sexual intercourse with the animals.

LokeshC wrote:Silence of the lambs Baki edition