Bharat Rakshak

Eye bring too joo thij bunderful khabar. Pak mardj will not have to faje any more aadam teajing by lonely motormamaj

Tellybunniej ban tight men's clothing in Waziristan

Tellibunniej have banned tight or see-through clothing for men, threatening to impose a fine and shutter businesses selling the items

All such clothes which are of a thin material and which do not properly cover mard'j bodies are un-Ijlamic

local tellibunniej had previously banned the sale of tight or see-through clothes for motormamaj

Ijnt equal rightj for mardj and na-mardj bunderful? Eye feel safe alreddy. Take that joo kuffar. One din the whole of duniya will say:

The semi-autonomous region of mountains, valleys and caves is one of the most well-served and educated in the country

Peehold, bure inbred Bakistaniyat in phull dijplay

Pray chack dij too, Baki SSG Kammandu reporter

Pathan MASSAGE to India

7 Pathano ne 300 ko Mara, Bahut Jaan Maal Ka Nukshan Kiya

http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=pl ... tkA1KyQcVs

^^ Why phor this video taken in turn-e-century has 70's p*rn ambience? The look of two animal husbands doesnt help either.

Peeloveds,

Rejoice in thij draining achiebment oph a daankey that haj been drained to carry a Bakistani birader up a staircaje aanto a bus. Thank gaad and Jinnabhai phor ober Bakistan bhere theej thing hab become pojjible.

http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=fb2_1373226148

Bhai, bhat ijj wrang bith Halaal-Googling

Pesh-e-khidmat, suckeena bibi doing pious ijjlamic brake-e-dance with shaheens of al-bakistan.

halalgoogling is indian project ??

^^^ then the pious must ban it!!

Paichhan Kaun !

Ghazwa-e-Behind happening soon with Pindigenous airplane takneeki.

Is that Air Mujahid Suardron leader Laluddin on his JF17?

That ij JF-17 bandar stealth verjion in halaal green baint.
Biradher bilot haj 6 halaal flags to plant them on 6 minarets oph Red Phort in Yindoo land.

Veena Malik will do without bikinis

Veena Malik ij tired of two piss beekinis. Now she bill do bithout them! Maulners, thij ij like jannat where we can get to see pindalyion ka guda without seeing through satar kapaday! My onlee concern ij that kuffr Yindians will be getting the benefit of seeing her pindaliyon ka guda before bious momeens. Jeehard!

Ishpot the yindoo inphiltraitor. It should bhe eajy (or ij it a false flag?).

Learned maulaner, ij it right for wimmen to cheet mard in ober Baki pissful sojiety
http://tribune.com.pk/story/580527/swin ... s-of-cash/

Hazrat Zaid HamIED (PBUH) on what makes a Paki




Lot of Djinns espeaking fram skies, IEDs, Gazwa-e-behinds, Hose riding, Loins roaring etc ensoi

joygoswami wrote:

Evil Yindoos stole one chappal (slibber) from each one of us.

Zahil HamIED gets adbice fram djinn (do your duty and have faith in God... There is no power on earth that can undo Pakistan) voice.

All prajes be to Allah! Yindia tried to undo Bakistan and created Bangladesh and by earth-e-shaster Yindia ij naat a sooper pawer!

Meanwhile Zahil HamIED ij breaching the motto - Do your duty and have faith in bra stacks... There ij more power on hook that can undo bra straps.

Baki brotesters were condoming the Bangladesh gobermint death sentence of Mr. Ali Ahsan Mujahid. As true momeen, the brotesters want Mr. Mujahid to know that as a bious muslim. Allah has granted him immense staying power so that he can sustain till death and not have a premature mijjile phyr. In jannat, Allah haj promised him 100X strength!

Where is a mullah when you need one to issue a fartwa against these kuffr ayeshas who are questioning the pissfulness of Ijlam, the Religion of Peace? Waji-bull-cutlet!

are any oph those protestors doing any condoming?

Meet Al-Bakistan Avenger Ayesha

Burka Bomber

My superherrow will always be Burkha Mullah.

http://beta.dawn.com/news/784699/lal-ma ... -mystery-2

Lalmohan wrote:are any oph those protestors doing any condoming?

Everyone of them! That ij the Ijlamic vershun of the phemale condom. Thij condom haj been dejinned phor Ijlamic society tradishun of doing the oppojite oph the kuffrs. Kuffr condoms have a hole that ij away from the head; thij condom haj a whole for the head.

Why are all these ayeshas waiting with their mouths open? Are they expecting pissful showers?

Stronger than an electric poll, harder than the ground, Baki Train ...

GUJRANWALA: A train traveling from Lahore to Rawalpindi overshot and ran aground on a closed track in Gujranwala on Thursday evening, killing at least two people including a woman and a child.

The wheels of two carriages of the train are buried in the ground, and the floor of the train carriage is level with the ground.

The train was traveling from Lahore to Rawalpindi and did not stop at its designated point, and overshot over a closed section of the track until it hit an electric poll (sic).

All prajes be to allah. Jannat did not have to put in expedite orders on houris for mard-e-momeens. Had it not been for load-shedding, it could have been worse for hitting an electric poll! That ij why true Ijlam of 7th century needs to be followed - No electricity, no democracy.

I yam 400% Suar,
that thij was a tallel than mountain, In-Jinn that ij istraanger than alac-trick poll.

AoA,

Plij meet BoB.

Bhen Motormas are dekhoing BoB's CoC they are going LoL.

Even their MoM are going LoL, bhat to say of their PoP.

Mauleners, BoB haj a pooch.

Bhat to do to BoB's CoC so motormas can go WoW?

Pliss to SoS

Jurres lowstandingly,

AoA once more,

BoB

Maulaner Baikullah, ju have an interesting pooch.

BoB's (Betas of Bakistan) CoC (no explanation!) misphortunately suffered trauma due to snip at early age.

BoB needs to demunstrate that hij CoC can sustain to death without premature mijjile phyr so that the motormas can go WoW. Better yet, if he haj kwalities of MIRV to satisfy at least four targets simultaneously, then he will get WoWs and AoAs. BoB can try jeehard with blue pill and motormas will go OMG!

are motorhamas (and motorhezbs) allowed to go WoW? or AoA? or OMG?
ijnt that all haraam?

Did ju naat no that Bakistanese are better than Yindians in speaking Inglish (which came from musharaff of Musharaff - moM). All that ij needed to make it halal ij a few Inshallahs and Allahomdilahs with each of thoj words. In case of uber bious maulers, they can start off with BURRUR and the long winded Arapic prayer that goes with it. That will make it completely halal.

butt iph motorhamas start signing a-o-a during ahem then doej that naat becum instantly haraam?

Tomato excuse for prostitute in car in Walsall

BBC hasn't mentioned much about this dude except his name.
I will take my chances and post it here anyway.

I waj only buying her tomatoes, ju kuffa!

I mean Not motorma's tomatoes! I mean Tomatoes phor motorma, Lawhore Via Kuwait!

I mean Not Lawhore !!!

Sd.

Maulaner Naat Guilty.

i wonder if he was the same worthy who called the police to complain about a 'service provider' not being as desireable as advertised a couple of months ago... also in the same city; or possibly his 4th cousin twice removed and once separated (by police)

Lalmohan wrote:butt iph motorhamas start signing a-o-a during ahem then doej that naat becum instantly haraam?

juu mean likke dish

Baikul wrote:I waj only buying her tomatoes, ju kuffa!

I mean Not motorma's tomatoes! I mean Tomatoes phor motorma, Lawhore Via Kuwait!

I mean Not Lawhore !!!

Sd.

Maulaner Naat Guilty.

Innocent muslims are always victimized by the kuffar. Birader wanted tomatoes with hij cucumber to toss sali(d) with little dressing and afsar haj a dirty mind. Bhat ij wrang with that hainji?