Re: Bakistan: Emirate of New-clear Inquilabi States-Bojitiv
Posted: 24 Mar 2012 06:05
by lakshmikanth
I wonder Bhy the sooosai vest did not go off at anytime. He is wearing the same vest and the same cap, since the day he was born, which is about 3000 years ago (because Pakistan is a 6000 year old civilization and HamIED has seen half of its history).
It ijjjj said that iphh the dak-tar in the hajpital cannot make a motorma to loooze consciousness with anesthesia for surgery (aljo called rape in Bakistan) , they call in the lal topi walla.
All he needs to do is to remove his topi and put it on motormas face, and they instantly lose consciousness due to lack of oxygen. Iphh deeper anesthetic is needed, they remove his vest and put it around motormas neck, that way she never gets to come back from being unconscious.
Apph course the dak-tar will be wearing oxygen tanks from diving equipment while this is done. No oxygen tank for the nurse, coz once work on motorma is done, it can be continued on the nurje as well
Re: Bakistan: Emirate of New-clear Inquilabi States-Bojitiv
Posted: 24 Mar 2012 06:22
by kenop
lakshmikanth wrote:
He is wearing the same vest and the same cap, since time immemorial.
Apph course the dak-tar will be wearing oxygen tanks from diving equipment while this is done. No oxygen tank for the nurse, coz once work on motorma is done, it can be continued on the nurje as well
laxm-e-kanthullah
The grand mujahid haj two lal topis if ju luk carefully (I doubt if ju can as ju last juar left eye in the last great bictory of the mujahids obar baniya mulk).
The phirst one is far cibillian meetingz where he is more mujahid than a normal abdul.
The second is for fauji meetingz where he is more cibillian than the Jihad fi Sabilillah fauj
But ju see he daj naat change his colors as some people accuse him of. Some taqia ij alright.
salam
Re: Bakistan: Emirate of New-clear Inquilabi States-Bojitiv
Posted: 24 Mar 2012 08:35
by Sudip
sahid-is-afraid onlee
Wajib ul KAettle
Re: Bakistan: Emirate of New-clear Inquilabi States-Bojitiv
Chief Minister Shahbaz Sharif has said Pakistan has become a grazing field where foreigners are roaming freely
Farmer prime minijter Zulfiqar ali bhutto made faithfools to eat grass. Now faithfools phrom all over the umma vijiting 'land of pure grass' por grazing.
ij thij signs of ekonomic development?
Re: Bakistan: Emirate of New-clear Inquilabi States-Bojitiv
Singapore—Pakistan’s High Commissioner in Singapore Syed Hasan Javed said that recent advances in IT and Telecom Apps, Genome and bio-technology, Medical sciences, Defence and Space technology have put Pakistan in a different league of Nations.
He said that despite various challenges, Pakistan’s economy has maintained an average growth rate of 5 to 6 percent for the past six decades. Pakistan’s mineral resource endowments of US $ 30 trillion (double of US GDP) consisting some of the world’s largest reserves of Coal, gold, copper, chrome, gas, rare earth, rock salt, gemstone, marble, onyx and granite in addition to 42 other minerals, is only tip of the iceberg, with half of the country surveyed.
“Pakistan is the most promising Emerging Market,” he was addressing the Pakistani community on National Day Flag Hoisting ceremony. He said Pakistan has rich agriculture base, being among Top 20 Producers of twenty horticultural products. Pakistan’s location makes it a gateway to half of world’s population in China, India, Central Asia, West Asia and the Gulf region. Pakistan’s 4th largest labor force who are talented, hardworking, English speaking, cheap and technology savvy, give it unbeatable advantages.
Pakistan is located in an Energy rich neighborhood with plenty of energy potential resources of its own including coal, hydel, wind and solar which could make it the ‘favourite of the investors, Mr. Javed observed.
Pakistan is the only major untapped market for Multinationals looking for ‘safe havens’ for long term profit sustainability. The rate of return is as high as 40-50 percent with provision for 100 percent repatriation of equity, profit and dividend. The rate of return on investment in Pakistan’s stock market was the highest globally during the last decade. A dollar invested in Pakistani stocks in 2001, became twelve dollars in 2011. Pakistan is home to 800 Multinationals and the number could very well double in the next few years.
Pakistan has 53 percent population under twenty years, which by virtue of demographic dividend give it a 2 percent GDP growth rate advantage. Pakistan has become a part of ‘Flying geese’ economies of Asia, benefitting from the rise of the People’s Republic of China. Pakistan’s rich cultural heritage, social capital and soft power give it a ‘winning edge’ in the 21st Century, a fact acknowledged by the world’s eminent scholars such as Joseph S. Nye Junior, Anatol Lieven and others in their writings. The 20th Century vindicated Pakistan, the 21st Century belongs to us, Mr. Javed added.
More and more Singaporean companies are making investments in Pakistan. Bilateral trade is also increasing. Pakistanis are actively engaged in the development of Singapore-Pakistani relations in all fields.
Pakistan Week celebrations which began here include Munni Begum Ghazal Show, Cultural performance by the Roots School System, Islamabad, Painting Exhibition by Erum Idnan with theme ‘Essence of our heritage’, Pakistan Fashion Fabrics Exhibition etc etc, sponsored by the expatriate Pakistanis and Singapore Pakistanis Association. High Commissioner Javed complimented the contributions of the Pakistani Community to project Pakistan.—Online
Re: Bakistan: Emirate of New-clear Inquilabi States-Bojitiv
Posted: 24 Mar 2012 15:34
by kenop
One website sayz Shahid Afridi hit the fan in Pakistan.
I waj hearing all these dayz that something else was going to hit the fan.
I am suar all theze sitez are CIA+raa+mosaad consprazy. They bant to make confuze the mango abdul.
I think abar nanha mujahid who banned all sharm sharm sites should alzo ban these.
Re: Bakistan: Emirate of New-clear Inquilabi States-Bojitiv
Posted: 24 Mar 2012 19:13
by Chinmayanand
RCase wrote:
joygoswami wrote:
Two bakis blaying Chumma - Chumma
Re: Bakistan: Emirate of New-clear Inquilabi States-Bojitiv
Posted: 24 Mar 2012 22:06
by Lilo
anupmisra wrote:Pleaj to dekho how our mullahj reacted after learning that our kendo-styx sistaj bill not join in the dijco danch party in khullam-khullah lalmullah'j madrassa. Pleaj Dekho hiyar. I am shtill shaking.
Anup al mixer mullah ,
blease to naat post such terryiphying jootubes in this dhaga.
How can the nanhas ballup enough to enter lalmullah's cave after dekhoing this, hain ??
Re: Bakistan: Emirate of New-clear Inquilabi States-Bojitiv
Posted: 24 Mar 2012 22:29
by Lalmohan
kenopullah, the praablem waj kaujed by the solo-haath-web-munna-meister in the farst place. he located "ball biting" as a site banning criteria (after performing a thorough check with one haath, whilst other haath dealt with more urgent mijjile matters). fraam theyar it waj onlee a ismall ismall step before al-afridi-bin-ball-bitey waj banned
Re: Bakistan: Emirate of New-clear Inquilabi States-Bojitiv
Posted: 25 Mar 2012 01:00
by Mahendra
Bakistan has huge reserves of wind energy, wind energy make up 80% of Bakistan's Grass Digested ByProduct, the rest 20% of the Bakistanis produce rare elements called crap. Bakistan has huge reserves of Gas and Crap and there is a massive conspiracy by the West and China to steal Bakistan's natural resources
Re: Bakistan: Emirate of New-clear Inquilabi States-Bojitiv
Chief Minister Shahbaz Sharif has said Pakistan has become a grazing field where foreigners are roaming freely
That ij bhy theje angrej habe now becum wajib-e-cattle. Stealing our phood (ghaas).
Re: Bakistan: Emirate of New-clear Inquilabi States-Bojitiv
Posted: 25 Mar 2012 03:47
by anupmisra
Vipin_Upadhyay wrote:Afretard ij going POOOM POOOM phor "defloration" oph mujahid.....
In my waqt, there waj a song kalled:
Re: Bakistan: Emirate of New-clear Inquilabi States-Bojitiv
Posted: 25 Mar 2012 05:21
by anupmisra
Bhy ij Duspercenti Jardari showing hij people how to fly a kite (patang)?
Re: Bakistan: Emirate of New-clear Inquilabi States-Bojitiv
Posted: 25 Mar 2012 05:33
by Prem
Hee izz phlying da patanag oph Jiye Sindh to Poak da eyez oph Poaqerstaan.
Re: Bakistan: Emirate of New-clear Inquilabi States-Bojitiv
Posted: 25 Mar 2012 07:46
by partha
hain? what ij thij report on joo york times?
American officials, finding a chain of mistakes by both sides, have decided no service members will face disciplinary charges in a November airstrike that killed 24 Pakistani soldiers.
copy cat amreekis. it ij basically bakistani argument that they have copied - extremists on both sides of border.
Re: Bakistan: Emirate of New-clear Inquilabi States-Bojitiv
Posted: 25 Mar 2012 07:58
by BajKhedawal
Jhujar wrote:Hee izz phlying da patanag oph Jiye Sindh to Poak da eyez oph Poaqerstaan.
Aaray nahi Jew-e-Jarheadulla, dustpercentee is boleing about his dayly takleef with bakistan:
"Jaab sidhi unglee say bakistan nahee nikalta hain, tao sindhe kao unglee Goo-manee padtee hain" that too lepth hath wali.
Re: Bakistan: Emirate of New-clear Inquilabi States-Bojitiv
Posted: 25 Mar 2012 08:34
by Raja Bose
partha wrote:hain? what ij thij report on joo york times?
American officials, finding a chain of mistakes by both sides, have decided no service members will face disciplinary charges in a November airstrike that killed 24 Pakistani soldiers.
copy cat amreekis. it ij basically bakistani argument that they have copied - extremists on both sides of border.
Pefore Amir Khan claims mistakes, they should realize that Bakistan itself waj a mistake. Oh wait.....
Re: Bakistan: Emirate of New-clear Inquilabi States-Bojitiv
Posted: 25 Mar 2012 08:35
by Raja Bose
Mahendra wrote:Look braperly, it seems as if Mohd Amir has landed a kick on Afretard's marbles
Laath haj no effect joo see! Afretard cares for biting onlee.
Re: Bakistan: Emirate of New-clear Inquilabi States-Bojitiv
Posted: 25 Mar 2012 09:01
by RCase
partha wrote:hain? what ij thij report on joo york times?
American officials, finding a chain of mistakes by both sides, have decided no service members will face disciplinary charges in a November airstrike that killed 24 Pakistani soldiers.
copy cat amreekis. it ij basically bakistani argument that they have copied - extremists on both sides of border.
Amirkhan too haj been a victim of allied phyr. Amirkhan has lost over 10,000 soldiers at the hands of Bakistani ally Taliban in the War against Terror (sponsored by Terroristan). Bakistan being the senior partner in Terror should show magnanimity towards losses suffered by Amirkhan.
Re: Bakistan: Emirate of New-clear Inquilabi States-Bojitiv
Posted: 26 Mar 2012 05:01
by RCase
Good move Pakistan Software Export Board (PSEB).
Pakistani also have an un-exhausted software development talent. It needs to be utilized which PSEB is striving for. Well done PSEB.
What happens to all that Pindi Chana gas if it is un-exhausted, hainji? Wouldn't it cause more Internal Explosions of the Deranged (IEDs)? Suarly, the Pindichana Suar Extremist Bored (PSEB) is striving to utilizj this talent.
Re: Bakistan: Emirate of New-clear Inquilabi States-Bojitiv
Posted: 26 Mar 2012 05:01
by RCase
Good move Pakistan Software Export Board (PSEB).
Pakistani also have an un-exhausted software development talent. It needs to be utilized which PSEB is striving for. Well done PSEB.
What happens to all that Pindi Chana gas if it is un-exhausted, hainji? Wouldn't it cause more Internal Explosions of the Deranged (IEDs)? Suarly, the Pindichana Suar Extremist Bored (PSEB) is striving to utilizj this talent.
Re: Bakistan: Emirate of New-clear Inquilabi States-Bojitiv
Alhamdulillah, Muhajirs have been warned to host onlee Sharia compliant literary events.
Re: Bakistan: Emirate of New-clear Inquilabi States-Bojitiv
Posted: 26 Mar 2012 08:12
by anupmisra
RCase wrote:
Good move PSEB.... utilized which PSEB....done PSEB.
Argh-Cashullah, bhat ij thij P-seb..P-seb...P-seb!! Hain!! Bhen I do p-seb against the boundary deewar, I dont shout "look at me, eye am doing p-seb. Dekho...dekho..p-seb kar raha hai!
Re: Bakistan: Emirate of New-clear Inquilabi States-Bojitiv
Pleaj not to worry. Thij phyring ij only for sound effect bhen Salmon Rash-die'j book waj being dishcussed in khullam khulla phorum.
Re: Bakistan: Emirate of New-clear Inquilabi States-Bojitiv
Posted: 26 Mar 2012 08:24
by RCase
Anupullah-al-noo-yarki, in Bakistan ju can freely go to jur wall and do p-seb and say that you are doing p-seb; after all it is pakistan. Bhat to do, the evil Yindoos are stealing all our water. That is why it is good to shout it out.
Re: Bakistan: Emirate of New-clear Inquilabi States-Bojitiv
Posted: 26 Mar 2012 12:01
by partha
i hear some rumors of coo in sweeter than honey fraand china? since we are exberts of coo, we should send a fauji delegation to china to help with the matters of coo.
Re: Bakistan: Emirate of New-clear Inquilabi States-Bojitiv
Posted: 26 Mar 2012 12:59
by Roperia
Bakistan brotests these allegations and reiterates that these type of articles will onlee strengthen the hands of extremists.
Putting it all together, a timeless strategic analysis of the latest terror incident (with the inevitable Pakistani connection) would read:
Before the world pressures Pakistan to do more against terrorism, they should realize that Pakistan itself is the biggest victim of terrorism. A key step towards reducing the influence of extremists in Pakistan is finding a solution to the Kashmir issue. Ignoring the Kashmir issue will only serve to strengthen the hands of extremists in South Asia. Without solving the Kashmir issue Pakistan will continue its strategy of strategic defiance of the U.S. to acquire strategic depth in Afghanistan, which leaves little strategic options due to Pakistan’s geostrategic location and strategic assets. A solution to the Kashmir issue will strengthen the silent majority and further marginalize the religious parties who, in any case, win less than 10% of the votes in Pakistan.
Must read!!! Major's lingo and material seems so familiar to me.
Re: Bakistan: Emirate of New-clear Inquilabi States-Bojitiv
Posted: 26 Mar 2012 13:04
by Lalmohan
^^^ in fact if you don't solve the kashmir issue, pakistan cannot guarantee that more french citizens will not shoot little girls in the head
Re: Bakistan: Emirate of New-clear Inquilabi States-Bojitiv
Posted: 26 Mar 2012 15:51
by Narad
Re: Bakistan: Emirate of New-clear Inquilabi States-Bojitiv
Posted: 26 Mar 2012 17:27
by anupmisra
Narad wrote:
Diyar Naradmuniddin al jumpy, thij rave dansh ishtarted in the secret catacombs under the alleys of pindi during the early dins of our founding farters. Becauj of no wimmens (motormamas), bhee experimented bith gerbils. Thij dansh ij called "sitting on a gerbil".
Re: Bakistan: Emirate of New-clear Inquilabi States-Bojitiv
Posted: 26 Mar 2012 17:29
by Lalmohan
ju mean they are phans oph pet shaap munnas?
Re: Bakistan: Emirate of New-clear Inquilabi States-Bojitiv
Posted: 27 Mar 2012 22:41
by RCase
The “global polio emergency” will be declared in Pakistan if performance regarding eradicating poliovirus did not improve within three months. “It will tarnish the image of the country because global emergency means there will be complete travelling restriction for Pakistani people across the globe”
World Peace ij now achievaple, hainji?
AoA. Solution for World Peace!
Re: Bakistan: Emirate of New-clear Inquilabi States-Bojitiv
Posted: 27 Mar 2012 23:31
by Mahendra
Joo mean Polio Virus will win Nobal biss prize?
Re: Bakistan: Emirate of New-clear Inquilabi States-Bojitiv
Posted: 28 Mar 2012 04:41
by anmol
Re: Bakistan: Emirate of New-clear Inquilabi States-Bojitiv
Posted: 28 Mar 2012 06:49
by RCase
^^^ Ju mean to say that the ummah has rejected a fellow TFTA Arap birader? But doejn't he have an ijlamic name? From when haj having a pig d*ck peen a liapility? Don't the Araps brag about their pedroom browess? Maybe Akbar Sab should try out for philums that Baki apduls love to watch.
AoAZeb!
Re: Bakistan: Emirate of New-clear Inquilabi States-Bojitiv
Posted: 28 Mar 2012 07:09
by RCase
Radio pakistan on the verge of collapse
Zahil Hamid, did Ghazwa-e-Hind happen? Is Radio Bakistan going to relocate to Delhi to prodcast the victory?
Re: Bakistan: Emirate of New-clear Inquilabi States-Bojitiv
Posted: 28 Mar 2012 08:29
by Roperia
I soch this deserbes to be in the BENIS thread
Zahil Hamid files petition in the Supreme Court of Bakistan against SAFMA traitors for High Treason against Pak Sarzameen, its sacred ideology, its beloved founding fathers and waging a war against Pak Sarzameen, armed forces and our freedom on behalf of the enemies.
1. The petitioner, Syed Zahil Zaman Hamid is an internationally known security, defence and threat perception analyst and runs a Think Tank called BrassTacks, whose defence and threat perception studies are widely circulated, read and acknowledged by friendly countries national. and international media and national security organization likePak-Arm forces and Intelligence agencies.
2. Jordanian Strategic Study Institute declared him in 2010 and 2011 as one of the most influential five hundred Muslims living in the World today.
3. He has very actively worked in Afghan Jehad from 1986 to 1992 .
4 He lives on Ammar Shaheed Road, Rawalpindi Cantt
5. The case is against - Ministry of Information; Ministry of Foreign Affairs; Chairman PEMRA; Ministry of Law; Director General, ISI, ISI Headquarters ; SAFMA; Najam Sethi; Marvi Sirmed; Ali Chishti, Hamid Mir; Hassan Nisaar; Aasma Jahangir etc.
6. In point c. Zahil says Article 19 of the constitution indicates that legislature has to impose certain restriction on the freedom of speech and expression in the interest of the glory of Islam. (So the rot starts at the constitution of Bakistan )
7. In point q. Zahil says Massive information and propaganda war is being led and waged by SAFMA to Moral and social anarchy through filthy Indian media, secular or Hindu ideology, vulgarity. Hindu culture is spreading immoral values repugnant of Islamic and local cultures
8. Pakistan is being softened up foran invasion under US led Af-Pak and Indian led Cold Start Military Doctrine and a 4th Generation War is already upon Pakistan where urban gangs, economic collapse and insurgenciesare tearing the very fabric of the state and the nation, beyond repair
9. None of the actions of SAFMA have ever created crisis forthe Indian government, RAW or the Indian Army, although itoperates on both side of the international border.