Bharat Rakshak

venug wrote:photoshoped? I dont think that is real?

brihaspati wrote:^^^
Everything is maya onlee - sav chalega - for jihad.
http://www.gatestoneinstitute.org/3158/islam-sodomy

A 2010 Arabic news video that is making the rounds on the Internet gives the details. Apparently a cleric, one Abu al-Dema al-Qasab, informed jihadis of an "innovative and unprecedented way to execute martyrdom operations: place explosive capsules in your anus. However, to undertake this jihadi approach you must agree to be sodomized for a while to widen your anus so it can hold the explosives."

Others inquired further by asking for formal fatwas. Citing his desire for "martyrdom and the virgins of paradise," one jihadi, (possibly al-Asiri himself) asked another sheikh, "Is it permissible for me to let one of the jihadi brothers sodomize me to widen my anus if the intention is good?"

After praising Allah, the sheikh's fatwa began by declaring that sodomy is forbidden in Islam,

However, jihad comes first, for it is the pinnacle of Islam, and if the pinnacle of Islam can only be achieved through sodomy, then there is no wrong in it. For the overarching rule of [Islamic] jurisprudence asserts that "necessity makes permissible the prohibited." And if obligatory matters can only be achieved by performing the prohibited, then it becomes obligatory to perform the prohibited, and there is no greater duty than jihad. After he sodomizes you, you must ask Allah for forgiveness and praise him all the more. And know that Allah will reward the jihadis on the Day of Resurrection, according to their intentions—and your intention, Allah willing, is for the victory of Islam, and we ask that Allah accept it of you.

Lilo wrote: After praising Allah, the sheikh's fatwa began by declaring that sodomy is forbidden in Islam,

However, jihad comes first, for it is the pinnacle of Islam, and if the pinnacle of Islam can only be achieved through sodomy, then there is no wrong in it. For the overarching rule of [Islamic] jurisprudence asserts that "necessity makes permissible the prohibited." And if obligatory matters can only be achieved by performing the prohibited, then it becomes obligatory to perform the prohibited, and there is no greater duty than jihad. After he sodomizes you, you must ask Allah for forgiveness and praise him all the more. And know that Allah will reward the jihadis on the Day of Resurrection, according to their intentions—and your intention, Allah willing, is for the victory of Islam, and we ask that Allah accept it of you.

A local official in eastern Iraq revealed that Al Qaeda has asked the widows of its fighters to abide by “Sexual Jihad Fatwa” as a means of support to its guerillas, independent Iraqi TV network Alsumaria reported.

“This Fatwa allows Al Qaeda’s women to have sexual intercourse with members of the organization to lift their morale” the official added. “The attempt to implement the Sexual Jihad Fatwa issued by clergymen that support the armed groups in Syria proves that such laws are transnational.” Al Khadran stressed the importance of “standing up to these jurists and fighting extremist tendencies that blemish the humanitarian values of Islam.”

Lalmohan wrote:now eye yam kanphujed-e-khas
shoold one be doing gubo or doing kendosistas?

Lalmohan wrote:abu-aryan, ju are a nanha in the ways of LMU
please to report to kave kamplex where a sea-near mauler will edumacate ju

Amol.D wrote:http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QtXFbyUvgWI
this is seriously for those who have way too much time to kill. i watch mubashar lucman when i am a bit low, the sheer stupidity of the joker makes me feel better about being myself. i am posting this particular talk show here purely because of the amazing amount of mind numbing moronic arguments that have been compressed into a 30 minute show, with all the paki sense of righteousness and entitlement. the issue is on sood (interest) being haram in islam and how pakis (being the bestest of all the momeens,) should fight this evil.
there is a good amount of piskology lessons to be gleaned for those who would want to. one of the beards on the show goes on to say something like the whole developed world is moving towards lower interest rates because they have found that interest is killing their economies. and goes on to substantiate it with examples of japan and europe.
on a side note, one thing i have to clarify : at arround 11.40 one of the beards gives an example of Raja Ambhi giving money or horses to babur to fight battles. the only ambhi i know is the king of the jhelum region who sided with alexander against puru, from an entirely different era. mubashar interjects with a smirk and a note for the 'hindu' viewers that the beard is referring to raja ambedkar :O. does anyone have any sort of rational explanation for WTF the jokers are talking about?
i realise this post may not be something that most of the ppl on this thread are interested in, so apologies in advance for the benis like post, its just that i find certain talk shows that showcase pakiness interesting and wanted to share what for me is a special one!

RCase wrote:Aljo to bliss noteeis the wise momeen istanding on chair (in plack jakit) ij doing the reversi Baki cober up akshun to brotect himself