Bakistan: Emirate of New-clear Inquilabi States-Bojitiv Newj

Gagan · Post by **Gagan** » 13 Sep 2013 06:35

Bhai Umar Akmal seems to pee shitting in the Pakistan. Hij caar ij a caar and a mopile Pakistan.

w/salam

symontk · Post by **symontk** » 13 Sep 2013 07:00

RCase wrote:Symbals of two of the mai baaps of Bakistanese:

Meanwhile, Krachites showing their progress in making language of tarrel, deepel, sweetel fliend the lingum frankah of al Bakistan:

More about the riksha...
The arrival of Qingqi rickshaws (pronounced ‘chinchi’ locally)
http://www.dawn.com/news/1041475/rise-of-the-qingqi

Isn't this the phenomenon of cart before the horse, err.. camel?

RCase · Post by **RCase** » 13 Sep 2013 22:54

^^^
In Ijlamic warld, everything is done backwards... From writing to praying and more. So, if rest of the warld has kamil/horj before cart, as leader of the Ummah, al Bakistan must do the opposite - cart before kamil! Lahori Logic onlee!

Lalmohan · Post by **Lalmohan** » 14 Sep 2013 15:16

notij how abduls are keeping the al-baqr close to their dils onlee

anupmisra · Post by **anupmisra** » 14 Sep 2013 16:21

Lalmohan wrote:notij how abduls are keeping the al-baqr close to their dils onlee

Bhere ij abdool? I dekho onlee bun camel, bun ispheshal bakr-ee, bun gadhaa and bun Ayesha. Oppj, sorryjee. Bun more gadha driving the qimchee.

Lalmohan · Post by **Lalmohan** » 14 Sep 2013 20:07

oho! ju are karrakt! butt then bhat ghas is the al-baqr munching on hain ji?

vdutta · Post by **vdutta** » 14 Sep 2013 23:58

Gagan wrote:
Bhai Umar Akmal seems to pee shitting in the Pakistan. Hij caar ij a caar and a mopile Pakistan.

w/salam

Jhajkallah, to meet ayeshas you need to drive a pedomobile.

today one ayesha was given a ride in faislabad.

krisna · Post by **krisna** » 15 Sep 2013 03:01

http://www.firstpost.com/wp-content/upl ... obfish.jpg
http://www.firstpost.com/living/grumpy- ... =hp-footer

stiff kompetition to jelabi madam.

RCase · Post by **RCase** » 18 Sep 2013 03:55

"Abbujan, look, I habe made my phamilee and phourphathers proud with thij meadal"!

"Beta, Abdullah khush hua".

Lalmohan · Post by **Lalmohan** » 18 Sep 2013 12:14

"now now nawaz, stand up! no need to pay me 'lip service' in a public place!!"

Agnimitra · Post by **Agnimitra** » 18 Sep 2013 12:22

Lalmohan · Post by **Lalmohan** » 18 Sep 2013 12:24

"aha, now i see why they call you ganja loins! ju di*khead!"

rajanb · Post by **rajanb** » 18 Sep 2013 14:01

^^^ eet duj nawt luk gud that awr Nawaj Mian ij bawld.

A qweschun phor heem.

Toupee or not Toupee is the qweschun

anupmisra · Post by **anupmisra** » 18 Sep 2013 17:46

RCase wrote:

Turki fourpapa to look-alike step-beta: "now that I have inspected your hair transplant and straightened your tie, here's my next advice. Remove that girly ribbon and suck your flabby stomach in when you meet your other fourpapas"

RCase · Post by **RCase** » 18 Sep 2013 20:09

http://tribune.com.pk/story/605847/anka ... wo-states/

Two nashun theorie redefined for the twenty first century to become one nashun, two states!

anupmisra · Post by **anupmisra** » 19 Sep 2013 02:35

RCase wrote:http://tribune.com.pk/story/605847/anka ... wo-states/

Two nashun theorie redefined for the twenty first century to become one nashun, two states!

Hearing thij from Nawaaj janab, the turki fourpapa PeeEmm said loudly "holeee sheet! hiyar whee go again. Give theje pakij an inch, they will snatch a mile".

RCase · Post by **RCase** » 19 Sep 2013 03:26

^^^
Major Non-NATO All-Lie trying to become a Full NATO Ally with One Nashun, Two States theorie!

Al Bakistan has GUBOed so much in the war of terror by loosing over 50,000 'freedom phyters' and over a $1 Jazzakaloin in losses and having its sovirginity constantly being voilatid from furtive attacks from behind. It ij taime that NATO mai baap (Unkil) understand the sensitivities of al Bakistan and grant it a Full NATO All-Lie status.

Agnimitra · Post by **Agnimitra** » 19 Sep 2013 04:23

RCase wrote:http://tribune.com.pk/story/605847/anka ... wo-states/

Two nashun theorie redefined for the twenty first century to become one nashun, two states!

It eej like two endj oph al-imentary canal. Different khidmat phor Fitrat, butt same phor AmirKhan.

partha · Post by **partha** » 19 Sep 2013 10:10

Islamic Republic Of Al-Bakistan demands Turkey export free electricity else Bakistan will stop importing Turkey TV shows.

partha · Post by **partha** » 19 Sep 2013 10:36

Why did the chicken cross the road in Karachi?

.. trick question. The chicken could not cross the road since it was shot dead by unidentified gunmen.

RCase · Post by **RCase** » 19 Sep 2013 12:24

Parthamian,

In response to jour trick queshun of bhy did the chicken cross the road?

Ju fargat about the bideo of bious ~~chicken~~ maulaner being distracted by mylee kuchelee wimmens that prebented him from crossing the road.

Sushupti · Post by **Sushupti** » 20 Sep 2013 07:59

Then what is this?

Prem · Post by **Prem** » 20 Sep 2013 08:37

Its called Musch on Mush like AoA .

Lalmohan · Post by **Lalmohan** » 20 Sep 2013 11:49

i wander what the maulaner haj been munching on to stain hij holee beard in that manner? could it be some sort of acidic fluid? hain ji?

anupmisra · Post by **anupmisra** » 20 Sep 2013 15:24

Lalmohan wrote:i wander what the maulaner haj been munching on to stain hij holee beard in that manner? could it be some sort of acidic fluid? hain ji?

Paan, diyar lal-mohanuddin, banarasi paan. With soopari, kattha and choona, aj our mohajeer bhai preferj it. Aphter ishpitting against wall, kattha went east/west and choona went south.

kenop · Post by **kenop** » 21 Sep 2013 16:56

anupmisra wrote:
Lalmohan wrote:i wander what the maulaner haj been munching on to stain hij holee beard in that manner? could it be some sort of acidic fluid? hain ji?
Paan, diyar lal-mohanuddin, banarasi paan. With soopari, kattha and choona, aj our mohajeer bhai preferj it. Aphter ishpitting against wall, kattha went east/west and choona went south.

I am aphraid that iph Sind is naat there all abar paan bill be imported. Bhill that be a good thing?

Hiyar iz the link

Pakistan now not only imports its paan from Bangladesh and India, but also from Sri Lanka and Thailand. These imports continue though enough betel leaf is grown in areas of the Sindh province, says the Daily Times.

Gagan · Post by **Gagan** » 21 Sep 2013 19:42

Funny poem of a molvi about Pakistan's Govt.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wPKr9mjVpbw

From the time of previous gober-e-ment

Rajdeep · Post by **Rajdeep** » 22 Sep 2013 08:49

BENIS material for the content as well as the accents.
racoon lady ijj bheri phoren and by phoren i mean some slum fraam kraachi

zaahil haamid alert

Agnimitra · Post by **Agnimitra** » 22 Sep 2013 09:10

^^^ Diyar Rajdeepullah, thij TV anchor musht be phrom Kabeerwala, becauj that ij authentic Kabeerwala accent. Pleej to see thij:

At end oph above interview, anchor says that thij proves Kabeerwala people have "itna ta'aleem, itna sha'oor".

joygoswami · Post by **joygoswami** » 22 Sep 2013 15:12

Murugan · Post by **Murugan** » 22 Sep 2013 18:00

Zaid Hamid is a visionary. AT 9th hour, Indus To Oxus pages can be used

anupmisra · Post by **anupmisra** » 22 Sep 2013 18:10

Maulanerj: pleaj to ekshplane thij meaning of "Boner"?

Boner: ANP local leader Anwar Khan shot dead

vdutta · Post by **vdutta** » 22 Sep 2013 20:42

Sushupti wrote:

Then what is this?

Its hanging chin garden that only grows on manure* .

kmkraoind · Post by **kmkraoind** » 25 Sep 2013 14:09

Pakistani Accused of Raping 30 Sheeps

Poor sheep, now they need 4 male witnesses.

Lalmohan · Post by **Lalmohan** » 25 Sep 2013 15:24

in his defence, he said "i thought baaaaa meant kabool"

member_22872 · Post by **member_22872** » 25 Sep 2013 18:01

On the other hand, you will need four witnesses who witnessed the alleged rape, else no rape, even if the rape did take place, the fault lies with the sheep for not wearing burka. Hence the sheep need to be stoned to death.

anupmisra · Post by **anupmisra** » 25 Sep 2013 18:15

kmkraoind wrote:Pakistani Accused of Raping 30 Sheeps

Poor sheep, now they need 4 male witnesses.

But, what if the four witnesses were involved in the nikah-el-jihad as well? Do we then need 20 witnesses?

Lalmohan · Post by **Lalmohan** » 25 Sep 2013 18:43

i think that atleast 1 witness asked to be taken in the right hand as a possession during the witnessing, the others took matters into their own hands

the sheep's burkha was later shorn to make special salwars and the meat became karo-curry (aah reminds me oph the good ol' khushboo dins!)

vdutta · Post by **vdutta** » 26 Sep 2013 01:35

There should have been at least four witnesses. Who do you think was holding their legs??

BTW, i think the law requires 30 x 4 = 72 witnesses (Baki madarassa calculations)

PS> It may be Jihad-al-Nikah though. In that case its totally legit.

Prem · Post by **Prem** » 26 Sep 2013 04:25

En-Joyying Ghilmans hare ! Yeh Dekho ISsske Dono Haath