Bakistan: Emirate of New-clear Inquilabi States-Bojitiv Newj

Raja Bose · Post by **Raja Bose** » 13 Apr 2011 11:45

Rawalpindi Randees

Lahori L*nds

Karachi Kushboos

Binori Brahmins (See! Chankian name to fool the bhindians into letting us play in IPL

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Quetta Queers

James B · Post by **James B** » 13 Apr 2011 12:09

Bakistan is pecoming bure

Man raped and beaten after being offered a lift

Three drunk motorists allegedly raped and beat up a man who asked for a lift on Saturday evening.

“The moment I got in they pointed a gun at me,” he said. Raza said that he was drugged and taken to an outhouse where he was raped.
“When I regained consciousness I was at an unknown place

Narad · Post by **Narad** » 13 Apr 2011 12:26

They had beaten me through the night,” he said. Raza said that Muhammad Riaz, Maulvi Attique and an unidentified man beat him up and sodomised him and a medical test confirmed that he had been sexually assaulted.

Maulvi?? Did I hear that right?

7.5 Billion $ kweshchun izz who waj the third unidentified Janab? See-near maulanas need to check the attendance register of LMU Madrassa iph any jewnear muj baj apsent yesterdin. We need to pelicitate that ghazi - a torch-pearer oph truu bakistaniyat. AoA

James B · Post by **James B** » 13 Apr 2011 12:32

BLASPHEMYYYY

'The World Cup was bigger than Eid' - Tamim

Rekwest to rear-guarded mullahs, bliss to declare thij momin aj waji-bull-cutlet for butting world cup apove Eid.

abhischekcc · Post by **abhischekcc** » 13 Apr 2011 13:21

Anujan wrote:I naaminate Beshawar Book-keepers & Sialkot Statisticians to keep score and rebort revenue as being 400% more than IPL!!

Aljo in neuj artecal, this photu was included:

If team loses, can we purn down the TShirt (with KFC written on it) along with the blayers?

Dekho Dekho, Paki kirkiters wear yellow colour by default

Chinmayanand · Post by **Chinmayanand** » 13 Apr 2011 15:30

CNG stations closed in Punjab for indefinite period

With so much Pindi Chana Gas floating around, bakistan does not need CNG. Good riddance, eye say.

Sri · Post by **Sri** » 13 Apr 2011 17:44

Mahendra wrote: Binori Behn ke Lou*e

MurthyB · Post by **MurthyB** » 14 Apr 2011 04:53

Diyar See-near mullahs, thij bideo on kithab-e-chehra is bery bery disturping apout the dismal state oph ijlamic naaledge in ober bakistan. Be all must declare immediate jeeehard.

Enemies oph Bakistan

But just between the raacks oph the cabe kaamplex

, bhat ij this kaali-ma that the maulaners in the bideo aaar talking about? I thaat kaali-ma bas phor kooopher dark-skinned yindus? I mean, in the bideo, aaal ober biraders are bery bery phair thanks to the ober-expojure feature aan the bideo camera. So bhy they ask again and again about naat 1 but 6 kaaali-ma?

ManishH · Post by **ManishH** » 14 Apr 2011 08:36

RAPE turns into pakmard

http://www.youtube.com/v/GHqxFOpacg8

partha · Post by **partha** » 14 Apr 2011 09:47

important question plaguing the bakistani nashun today:
will jardari pay for turkish female guide services thij time or not?

Vikas · Post by **Vikas** » 14 Apr 2011 10:08

Korolory to above Kweshchun - Will Jardari take hij 10% phraam this payment too?

jamwal · Post by **jamwal** » 14 Apr 2011 10:33

Narad · Post by **Narad** » 14 Apr 2011 10:42

This is how dumb an as$hole pacqui can get :

Renowned Pakistani Columnist Nusrat Mirza Accuses U.S. Of Artificially Causing Japanese Earthquake: 'The U.S. has Carried Out a Second Nuclear Attack on Japan'

"Whenever the U.S. Spaceplane X-37B is Sent Into Space – A Natural Disaster Occurs Somewhere in the World"

"The U.S. Objectives Are to Continue Its Domination Of the World – And Not To Let Another Power or Group of Powers Challenge Its Domination"

"The World Wll Have to Decide Whether Pakistan's 2005 Earthquake and 2010 Floods... and Now Japan's Tsunami... Were Natural or Artificial Disasters"

"Today, 'Rulers' Are Coming to the Forefront and, Using Science, Are Causing Earthquakes, Tsunamis, Weather Alterations, Changes in Airplanes' Routes, Plane Crashes, and Floods"

Chinmayanand · Post by **Chinmayanand** » 14 Apr 2011 10:46

Pakistan vows to strike balance between population, resources

eye tell joo that bakistan ij really working hard on this. bhat do joo think apout the IEDology sbreading on every jumma ?

James B · Post by **James B** » 14 Apr 2011 14:38

Smaart kendo-stick sistah

Sri · Post by **Sri** » 14 Apr 2011 15:26

X post TSP dhaga

http://www.rediff.com/news/report/man-h ... 110413.htm

The Chilean police have arrested someone else because Mufti Abdul Rauf, the younger brother of Azhar, is present in the garrison town of Rawalpindi, The News daily quoted unnamed officials of Pakistani security agencies as saying.

Diyaar Yeditor Janaab,

I myseph took the atindins. Azahar sahib reported in time for morning PT. Bhat thish yindu's know?

Vikas · Post by **Vikas** » 14 Apr 2011 16:09

^You duffer Qadiani , Ajahar waj alwayj in the garrison. Ju had to chacking phaar Rauf "The muft" Abdul.
Ju cantt eben take attenddes. Bhat iskool did ju attend?

Sri · Post by **Sri** » 14 Apr 2011 16:16

bhat phor being naraajh Mulana. I bhas taking atindins in angrejhi onlee as the amiriki bahadur janab asked. Bhen I said Rauf mian, ther bhajh deifinite 'hajir hai' noijh....

iskool? bhat is that mulana?

Vikas · Post by **Vikas** » 14 Apr 2011 16:25

Are ju shor aaf juar passing degree phram LMU. Bliss to check. ISKOOL is Paki mujhahid way aaf saying School.

peeass: I am naat naraaz. Ju aar aj dear to me aj Khusboo ij *wink wink*
Like rage buoy, I tending to talk in loud boice to derive fear aaf Jehaard in the heart of kufar.

Sri · Post by **Sri** » 14 Apr 2011 16:29

VikasRaina wrote:Are ju shor aaf juar passing degree phram LMU. Bliss to check. ISKOOL is Paki mujhahid way aaf saying School.

Mulana bhat is School hain Ji....? naw ioh i dan't habh a degree I bon't get my 72? phaleljh do tell Mulana... I pheel conphujhed...

Lalmohan · Post by **Lalmohan** » 14 Apr 2011 16:44

so much biraderly lubh
bhery touching

A_Gupta · Post by **A_Gupta** » 14 Apr 2011 16:49

http://blog.dawn.com/2010/01/21/ideolog ... digestion/

The La La Land Internal Jihad Movement of Pakistan (also called LLIMP) is a hybrid vegetable/fruit that is becoming popular among middle-class health food fanatics. The medical benefits of LLIMP have been known since ancient times. The Neanderthals are known to have used it to treat everything from general boredom to ideological indigestion.

...
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LLIMP also contains a naturally-produced laxative called Shireen-Mazaryme. Shireen-Mazaryme guarantees long, fast-flowing tirades and regular on-screen flatulence, breaking the wind out of an airy-fairy neurotic state called Liberalism.

Airavat · Post by **Airavat** » 15 Apr 2011 06:30

Pak-Turkey friendship unparalleled: Zardari

Stoopid Sindhi haj been katoed by pagal kutta!

Bhat will pahad se ooncha fliend do to him???

GuruPrabhu · Post by **GuruPrabhu** » 15 Apr 2011 07:49

Lalmohan wrote:so much biraderly lubh
bhery touching

Supanallah! nanha mujahids blaying in the ret-ka-dabba. bhery touching, haan-ji.

Chinmayanand · Post by **Chinmayanand** » 15 Apr 2011 14:00

I urge the jirga to blease give Cousin-e-Bakistan award to Christine Fair for her suberp services to bakistan in front of international community.

menon s · Post by **menon s** » 15 Apr 2011 14:04

Just pissed off with Pakis who believe they are Nadir Shah’s left testicle and Bin Qasim’s Arab anus.

This is an article by a Punjabi with a sane mind, who left for Canada long back, amazing satire.
http://pakistanblogzine.wordpress.com/2 ... rek-fatah/

Lalmohan · Post by **Lalmohan** » 15 Apr 2011 14:06

^^^ bhat waj nadir shah's left testkal doing near to bin qasim's musharraf?

menon s · Post by **menon s** » 15 Apr 2011 14:10

^^^^ No idea sirji, shall i ask Altaf Bhai?

Lalmohan · Post by **Lalmohan** » 15 Apr 2011 14:11

anywun would theenk that LMU waj turning into a san francisco bath houj...

menon s · Post by **menon s** » 15 Apr 2011 14:22

I Love Tarekh Fatah! http://pakistanblogzine.wordpress.com/2 ... rek-fatah/

Faking Arab or Persian identities can be injurious to one’s mental health. I am referring to …those who find Honour in the insults that are heaped on them by any Iranian or Arab or Turk…shameless, lapdog Pakistani happy he is spit upon by an Arab or Iranian. Please understand I have nothing but contempt for Pakistanis faking Arab or Persian ancestry. Its what u do with names; do we ‘buy’ into this fake heritage or reality; we are all Hindu converts. So tired of Pakistanis faking either a Persian or Arab ancestry by denying their Indianess. Wearing last names to ensure they are not Pakis. The difference is I know who I am; an Indian born in Pakistan, not a Persian leftover by an invader nor an Arab. Personal!!! I wdn’t touch Ahmedinejad’s apologists with a 10-foot pole. Pity, the twit has so many slaves in #Pakistan. I am a Pakistani Canadian. I don’t get my orders from the King or the Mad Ahmedinejad

There are Pakistanis who if pissed on by an Arab would say “its drizzling”. If an Iranian spit on them? Pakistanis are so obsessed with religion, they haven’t got a clue abt racism, when they face it or use it.

Don’t lecture me on Pakistan. I am wondering at your thrill at seeing Pakistanis being urinated in their mouths by Arabs. Arabs treat you like dogs in the Gulf, yet for shia tribal reasons u serve the very people who spit on u, Shame.You should go and join the Bahraini shias. Once they detect your Pakistani ancestry, they’ll educate you about your worth.
You accuse me of using White Supremicist language from South Africa and then say “what cliches”? You seem to be suffering from a serious bout of inferiority complex that forces you to be a lapdog for Hamas or Hezbollah.
Only a visceral hatred of the Jew can explain why a Pakistani would be ok with Ayatollahs killing 100,000 Iranians but get worked up on Israel’s attack on Palestinians? What sort of a mindset allows you to look the other way
Shia Pakistani serving the Iranian murderous regime that has one million dead in its hands. Disgraceful. Have you no self-respect? Yes, I’ve seen the tens of thousands of Pakistani Shias march against Ahmedinejad & Khamenei. Yeah , that’ll be the day! Maybe you guys should stop spitting on America’s face and ned this obsessive ant-Ameroicnisn if you would care for US help.

Do u believe I suffer from ShiaPhobia? That is such petty nonsense.

We need to adopt this guy at any rate.

anupmisra · Post by **anupmisra** » 15 Apr 2011 17:42

Mauryan wrote:

Haraam. I see some skin. Right between the glove and the burqa. Jeeeehaaaaad!! Stone the she-devil.

Lalmohan · Post by **Lalmohan** » 15 Apr 2011 19:02

no no, calm down, that is inner body glove
all eez veil

Hiten · Post by **Hiten** » 15 Apr 2011 22:27

bakistan ki beti? [quasi-NSFW]

http://www.google.com/images?q=%22Tehmeena%20Afzal

aljo plijj to spaat the raa ajint hiyar

anupmisra · Post by **anupmisra** » 15 Apr 2011 22:43

Lalmohan wrote:no no, calm down, that is inner body glove
all eez veil

lalmullah al Timely, Thanks be to Allah and joo. I almosht shaved myself and shtrapped on my soocide vest and .....

jamwal · Post by **jamwal** » 15 Apr 2011 23:59

^^

Bum plast

or

Bindi Chana eggjast ?

Rupesh · Post by **Rupesh** » 16 Apr 2011 03:00

My english is very low, please excuse me. i'm here to tell of Pakistan, the chinese people in your honor, and we hate to india, of course they also hate us. ask any in beijing in Pakistan's brother, i want to know my friends! a Pakistan

These words i use a translation software to write. course!

If there is in beijing, please add my qq number 867972786, may i ask you to learn english?

I pooch, bhy ij thij cheeni biladhel asking baki mards to learn englis?

menon s · Post by **menon s** » 16 Apr 2011 03:27

Naheed Akthar is an old fire of groper gilani.
Request biraders to pls watch this song, so you understand the high level of Pinglish, and the quality of songs that come out of Pindi!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9CGd8my3w-Y

amdavadi · Post by **amdavadi** » 16 Apr 2011 03:46

^^^^

Prem · Post by **Prem** » 16 Apr 2011 03:59

I heer da Poak train koming,
Koming full of terrosit klowns
I heer da WKK running,
Running right tu Wagha town.
But
My mama told me,
Beta never miss da Phun
Bhen u go oot tuu Wagha , albays karry da loaded Gunn.
See Dhiimiz yand Derrorists making , maike sure dhey arr Dunnn.
Yand
Waaaatch dhem lyyyyying on da phloor, watch dhem dyiinn on da ground!!

anupmisra · Post by **anupmisra** » 16 Apr 2011 05:24

amdavadi wrote:^^^^

Bhaat ij so funny, Amda-ul-vadiullah? Bhee pakij are known faar good good lyrikj all ober the duniya. Hiyar ij another ekjample faar our coujinj.
Faar our arap birathers