Bakistan: Emirate of New-clear Inquilabi States-Bojitiv Newj

naren · Post by **naren** » 25 May 2010 11:47

Pober Pupph Ayeshas and ****

haram jewtoob bideo. tond baatch !!!

**** halal bolij waj here ***

Dilbu · Post by **Dilbu** » 25 May 2010 17:48

Nava mullas pliss to go eajy on peace be upon joo. We dont bhant inner pakistaniyat to hit LMU, do we?

Narad · Post by **Narad** » 25 May 2010 22:30

Gagan wrote:Bismilla,

Pleej tell me why thij bull ij running so phaast hain? Bhaat doej he hap to phear hain ji?

Oh I see, Raakit mard ij threatening to uje mijjale attack on the two plack pulls !

no no no. pulls are trying to sawe izzhat from ecjited baki mard. pliss to refurr sura nambar 69, al-hum-tum-lilla thij izz bractise seshan of gazwa -e- behind.

jodha-hu-akbar

JwalaMukhi · Post by **JwalaMukhi** » 26 May 2010 04:03

James B wrote:Phellow biradhers,

Also bliss to see that this peauty of bakistan likes bakistan and musharaff so much that she wears bakistan and musharraf on her instead of ejekting bakistan phrom musharaff.

Bhat iph whole duniya ij drawing some kartoon, the paytriotik baki wimmin haj shown the way. Can any oph the drawings peat "wear the Probphet Musharaff on your chest" din?

Prem · Post by **Prem** » 26 May 2010 04:57

Misshing porkraits oph Quad e Azim phound

http://www.dawn.com/wps/wcm/connect/daw ... nallink4-6

Guddu · Post by **Guddu** » 26 May 2010 05:07

Grim situation is soosai land...

"Muslim suicide bombers in Britain are set to begin a three-day strike on Monday in a dispute over the number of virgins they are entitled to in the afterlife. Emergency talks with Al Qaeda have so far failed to produce an agreement.

The unrest began last Tuesday when Al Qaeda announced that the number of virgins a suicide bomber would receive after his death will be cut by 25% this February from 72 to only 54. The rationale for the cut was the increase in recent years of the number of suicide bombings and a subsequent shortage of virgins in the afterlife.

The suicide bombers' union, the British Organisation of Occupational Martyrs (B.O.O.M.) responded with a statement that this was unacceptable to its members and immediately balloted for strike action. General Secretary Abdullah Amir told the press, "Our members are literally working themselves to death in the cause of Jihad. We don't ask for much in return but to be treated like this is like a kick in the teeth".

Speaking from his shed in Tipton in the West Midlands in which he currently resides, Al Qaeda chief executive Osama bin Laden explained, "We sympathize with our workers concerns but Al Qaeda is simply not in a position to meet their demands. They are simply not accepting the realities of modern-day Jihad in a competitive marketplace.

Thanks to Western depravity, there is now a chronic shortage of virgins in the afterlife. It's a straight choice between reducing expenditure and laying people off. I don't like cutting wages but I'd hate to have to tell 3000 of my staff that they won't be able to blow themselves up."

Spokespersons for the union in the North East of England, Ireland , Wales and the entire Australian continent stated that the strike would not affect their operations as "There are no virgins in their areas anyway".

Another reason for the drop in the number of suicide bombings has been put down to the emergence of that Scottish singing star, Susan Boyle - now that Muslims know what a virgin looks like that they are not so keen on going to Paradise"

Brad Goodman · Post by **Brad Goodman** » 26 May 2010 22:57

Why are they stopping rakait mards from aashna I pooch

Pakistan 'eunuch wedding' is stopped by police

Samay · Post by **Samay** » 27 May 2010 00:26

amrika will have to outsource its barcham fram bakistan,,why?

bakistan becomes largest broducer af amriki and ijraeli flags

“Flags are made for burning. They symbolise what our clients want to express and we are paid for it, so I'm happy to see our work go up in flames.” Rasheed owns a workshop where he employs four craftsmen to paint flags and write calligraphy, and a small printing press.

“We have received continuous orders for American and Israeli flags. Normally we paint them but when demand surges into the hundreds we print these flags to get them to our clients in time,” he said.

Prem · Post by **Prem** » 27 May 2010 00:43

Any Veer Moojahid to broduce Baki Schitt Phamlee, shrating prom MO Bin Qaseem?

The Schitt family tree
http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/1 ... 50440.html

Samay · Post by **Samay** » 27 May 2010 00:50

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Samay · Post by **Samay** » 27 May 2010 00:54

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James B · Post by **James B** » 27 May 2010 01:52

We have previously seen Raakit mard, Jaaakit Mard and other Mards in Bakistan. Now i bresent "Water Mard".

Anujan · Post by **Anujan** » 27 May 2010 02:40

^^^
Water mard died in 1947

That bichchar is from 1946 when the mighty Indus ujed to flow into pakistan. Yindoos stole the water and water mard died oph skull injury ahphter jumbing in as ujual.

Anujan · Post by **Anujan** » 27 May 2010 02:41

Bakistani constitujion & rule oph law adobted in 1947, extensively modiphied in 1973 & adobted in 1974 to be combrehensively revamped in 2011.

http://en.rian.ru/mlitary_news/20100525/159151188.html

JwalaMukhi · Post by **JwalaMukhi** » 27 May 2010 03:45

^^

RexCof143lubers -

Deer alzebra ishtudents and brofessors plizz to explain the pujjle of 143 in kalinger-e-bakistan vidio kaption. What ij signiphicance of 143 (72 +72 = 144)? where ij the missing raisin? I pooch.

Pea.yes: aljo pliss to explain 9T8 pujjle in the "pani mard" photo.

niran · Post by **niran** » 27 May 2010 08:42

JwalaMukhi wrote:^^
RexCof143lubers -
Deer alzebra ishtudents and brofessors plizz to explain the pujjle of 143 in kalinger-e-bakistan vidio kaption. What ij signiphicance of 143 (72 +72 = 144)? where ij the missing raisin? I pooch.

Pea.yes: aljo pliss to explain 9T8 pujjle in the "pani mard" photo.

AoA
Maulana, assslamalaykom,
Pliss to be looking karephully, eet eez

RexCof143Lubers

derephore eet eez
1+4+3+L(ulta 1)=72. happy now?

9T8

eet means the hours during which Maulana Dillruba Khan will soorely provide Kanada Vijja.
i.e. phrom 9th oph every month to 8th next month.

hope jour mind eez klear oph konphusion.

Salam.

Gagan · Post by **Gagan** » 27 May 2010 12:08

Biradhers,
Tomorrow-din ij the muparak ghadi when Islamic Jamoora Bakistan, became new-clear bumb power py phoding chaineej bumb.

Bak-cheeni dosti painin-da-butt.
Bak-cheeni dosti higher than hunza mountain landslide, deepel than lake on hunza river.

Salam.

Gagan · Post by **Gagan** » 27 May 2010 12:12

James B wrote:We have previously seen Raakit mard, Jaaakit Mard and other Mards in Bakistan. Now i bresent "Water Mard".

Bakistani kulchur ij rich and glorious.

That lookj like the "Mard-maid" phrom Baakistan.

w/salam

Gagan · Post by **Gagan** » 27 May 2010 12:49

Waater crijij in bakijtaan:

Bakistani Mard-maids

More Mard-maids:

Gagan · Post by **Gagan** » 27 May 2010 12:51

10%i

naren · Post by **naren** » 27 May 2010 12:51

More pat newj inbolbing ****

replajing **** by "****" aj ber halal bolij kaidlinej

naren · Post by **naren** » 27 May 2010 12:55

Gagan wrote:

baksthaan sup-e-rior naby jub ispaatted

pephiddink rejbonj to kuffr hindooj' arihanth

Gagan · Post by **Gagan** » 27 May 2010 12:57

Waater crijij in Bakistan:

And thij makes bakistani mard very angry

Gagan · Post by **Gagan** » 27 May 2010 13:01

naren wrote:baksthaan sup-e-rior naby jub ispaatted

pephiddink rejbonj to kuffr hindooj' arihanth

That ij advanced teknologi, block 72, new-clear powered, pissing boat - spacially Mad in Pakistan.

Salam

naren · Post by **naren** » 27 May 2010 13:04

More haram inbolbing ****

It jeemj nub dejeajed mujahid Beerappan haj peen jelected aj the obbijial majkot oph ****

(**** - he bhoj naam jhaal naat pe menjuned)

Beerappan bichchar pillow.

Rahul Shukla · Post by **Rahul Shukla** » 27 May 2010 13:50

'no rain' aljo knon aj kafir naren wrote:More haram inbolbing ****

Arrraah Hu Abkal....

phorgiv.... Ai meen moojahidz, gett jour JJJJEEE HHHAAARRRDDD OOOONNNN !!!

--------------------
Rah 'ulShukl al-Gebri
PHD-Mad Math
(Phool oph da Hieest Digree - Madrassa Mathematicz)

hulaku · Post by **hulaku** » 27 May 2010 15:38

Gagan wrote:And thij makes bakistani mard very angry

Bojster sayz

'Dharti Sheran Di" or "Laand of Loinj"

my madrajja nawledge gud.

naren · Post by **naren** » 27 May 2010 21:06

Brij-e-nting latejt in djinn taknik liphe ishtyle braduct.

400% Halal Allahrm Clock

naren · Post by **naren** » 27 May 2010 21:08

Piraking newj.

Kuffar jhow "Phamily Bhai" haj releajed Mujahid draining pideo. Botch and lurn.

James B · Post by **James B** » 28 May 2010 00:37

Ameri-Khan gupoing to bakistani jernail

James B · Post by **James B** » 28 May 2010 00:54

A day in Bakistan

Bakistanis daily hoppy of pegging.

Bakistanis praijing the persecuter of jews who always consbire against pure people like bakistanis.

Less bious bakistani hanged from the lamp post.

Prem · Post by **Prem** » 28 May 2010 06:14

Lard Zinnha Delicattessen

http://www.dawn.com/wps/wcm/connect/daw ... allink5-12

naren · Post by **naren** » 28 May 2010 06:33

Rahul Shukla wrote:
'no rain' aljo knon aj kafir naren wrote:More haram inbolbing ****
Arrraah Hu Abkal.... phorgiv.... Ai meen moojahidz, gett jour JJJJEEE HHHAAARRRDDD OOOONNNN !!!

--------------------
Rah 'ulShukl al-Gebri
PHD-Mad Math
(Phool oph da Hieest Digree - Madrassa Mathematicz)

Tit joo nodij, **** baj morried do Leonidaj phrom 300 ?

He jure tit durn town Dariuj phor koot reajon.

naren · Post by **naren** » 28 May 2010 07:36

^^^
kerection: i ment jerkses, nut hij padher dariuj

archanullah, I bill lurn the wayj oph hour incestors and four fathers djinn time. Bliss to phorgive

negi · Post by **negi** » 28 May 2010 07:42

^ Yej he pill giph joo chaar baar.

naren · Post by **naren** » 28 May 2010 12:41

*** drum roll akkombanied bith Pindi Chana ispejial epphekt ***

Brij-e-nting the phirst eber Bakiasstorn komic jeries

A regular day in Bakiasstorn*

* 13 & older Mujt habe return abbrobal oph Mullah pephore whatchink.
* Rejt mujt pe akkombanIED with Mullah and mujt habe eksberience in yeating chocobar eyes cream bithout biting.

naren · Post by **naren** » 28 May 2010 12:51

Venice oph Bakiasstan.

Hohoho... kuffar Bharat ij koing to pe soo gellous.

naren · Post by **naren** » 28 May 2010 13:09

Bakiasstan's tob jecret "Iron Mard" djinn dicknology rebealed

Kuffar Bharat bill naat get this phrom Am-e-rica pecauj oph sanctions.

Kuffar Bharat - 0, Bious Bakiasstan - 1

Gagan · Post by **Gagan** » 28 May 2010 13:11

^^^
Verily theiyar ij a waater crijij in bakistan.

Salam

Tanaji · Post by **Tanaji** » 28 May 2010 16:36

http://business.rediff.com/report/2010/ ... -clone.htm

Blij to see Halal Facebook..

But I have a pooch, is using internet / computer itself Halal or Haram?