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Re: Terrorist Islamic Republic of Pakistan - Feb 21, 2013
Posted: 05 Apr 2013 09:10
by Prem
Anujan wrote:Though to be fair, Ayaz Amir's disqualification is probably justified. Pakistan constitution article 63(a) says:
A person shall be disqualified from being elected or chosen as, and from being, a member of the Majlis-e-Shoora (Parliament), if:-
(a) he is of unsound mind
This is big conspiracy. No doubt, the requisite of such non sense is the presence of thing called mind.
Paki ideology, biology and zoo-olo-Ji rests on the hard fact that A man in 6th century was the last man with mind, any claim of having mind after him is Biddah and forbidden in Pakistan .
Re: Terrorist Islamic Republic of Pakistan - Feb 21, 2013
Posted: 05 Apr 2013 09:19
by JE Menon
US waiver allows purchase of major defense equipment by Pakistan. Ndtv
Re: Terrorist Islamic Republic of Pakistan - Feb 21, 2013
Posted: 05 Apr 2013 09:31
by Gagan
The pakis want the military equipment that they expect the US to leave behind in Af-Pak.
Re: Terrorist Islamic Republic of Pakistan - Feb 21, 2013
Posted: 05 Apr 2013 09:32
by Gagan
An interesting analogy comes to mind.
Afghanistan is like a pretty girl whose charms attracts the powerful from across 7 seas. (Or who's activities force the powerful to come to her from across the 7 seas).
Pakistan is the pimp who makes his living by controlling access to the girl.
Moral of the story: The pimp has to make the girl attract people into the trap to make money.
Re: Terrorist Islamic Republic of Pakistan - Feb 21, 2013
Posted: 05 Apr 2013 09:37
by vina
Anujan wrote:Remember Ayaz Amir? Apparently the election commission rejected his papers for "writing against the
ideology of Pakistan" AoA!!
Ahh. The RAPE is now getting their own A**es bitten by the Islam they legislated into the statute books. Serves them right.
What is Verse XYZ in page ABC in chapter Y in Koran. Don't know.. DINNNNNNG, you are rejected!! :
I luuuuuuvvv it
.
As our resident Pikso Guru always says, the solution for Pakistan is MORE Islam . Islam must be implemented in it's full and pure form there. That is the cure for all the inner "Pakistaniyat" there. After all, Pakistan Ka Matlab Kya ?
Re: Terrorist Islamic Republic of Pakistan - Feb 21, 2013
Posted: 05 Apr 2013 10:13
by ArmenT
Dunno if you guys have been following the business world, but someone just leaked 260 GB of data containing decades of records for over 100,000 shell companies and trust funds linked to powerful people in over 175 countries.
http://www.icij.org/offshore
Bakiland doesn't disappoint either:
http://www.icij.org/offshore/who-uses-offshore-world
Pakistan
Moonis Elahi
Legislator
Details: Son of Chaudry Pervez Elahi, who until last month was Pakistan's deputy prime minister. The Chaudry family has had a powerful role in the country’s politics for the past five decades. In 2010, Moonis Elahi was accused of receiving illicit payments as part of an alleged land scam. He was later acquitted amidst what Pakistan's Supreme Court said was intense government interference in the investigation.
Offshore business: Shareholder and director of Olive Groves Assets Ltd. (2006) in the British Virgin Islands.
Comment: Moonis Elahi denied that he owns or controls Olive Grove Assets Ltd. He did not answer whether he had owned the firm in the past. ICIJ verified Elahi’s connection to the firm through the address listed for the politician in the corporate records, which is that of the Chaudry family residence in Lahore.
In the interests of equal-equal, an Indian is also mentioned in the list. Surprisingly, not a politician though. Will post those details in the Indian econ thread.
Re: Terrorist Islamic Republic of Pakistan - Feb 21, 2013
Posted: 05 Apr 2013 10:48
by RCase
Gagan wrote:Err,
Under the mijjile checking guidelines, how will they check the piety of the wimmen applicants?
Though I suspect that some applicants in the wimmen category will pass the mijjile test with flying colors.
Two such candidates immediately come to mind hain ji.
It will require four SadDick and Meanie (S&M) momeens to testify that they have 'checked' the piety of the wimmens applicant.
Re: Terrorist Islamic Republic of Pakistan - Feb 21, 2013
Posted: 05 Apr 2013 11:10
by Anujan
This is the Muj checking up on the piety of the candidates.
Seems well qualified
Re: Terrorist Islamic Republic of Pakistan - Feb 21, 2013
Posted: 05 Apr 2013 12:26
by JE Menon
Well, we need to check the distance of the kameez, or shalwar, or whatever the fu(k the bottom part of their Islamic dress kit is called, from the ankle. Can't see it here...
Re: Terrorist Islamic Republic of Pakistan - Feb 21, 2013
Posted: 05 Apr 2013 12:44
by Anujan
Apparently a muj Imtiaz Alam of the Election commission has proudly disqualified over 120 non-muslim candidates. AoA onlee. Also apparently such piety probing questioning was broadcast on TV.
I am 400% sure some talib is going to halal Mr Alam for not being green enough and aiding and abetting unislamic concepts like election. Such is the beauty of Pakistan.
Re: Terrorist Islamic Republic of Pakistan - Feb 21, 2013
Posted: 05 Apr 2013 13:33
by vina
Anujan wrote:Seems well qualified
Nope. He is not . He is actually Bull Cattle.
Bhere is the Peard of length that is phour phingers width wide ? I ask you ? Haraam!
Re: Terrorist Islamic Republic of Pakistan - Feb 21, 2013
Posted: 05 Apr 2013 13:39
by Aditya_V
One thing good about the L-E-T report. In spite of BBC, XDTV, XNN-XBN,Xeadlines Xoday, OTC Paki propaganda interviews in POK with so called militants claiming to fight IA for 5 years, crossed the LOC many times. It seems crossing LOC is a one way ticket for these militants who die quickly. Which cannot be good for morale and at some time they will turn seriously against the establishment in Pakistan
Re: Terrorist Islamic Republic of Pakistan - Feb 21, 2013
Posted: 05 Apr 2013 15:42
by anupmisra
If you read Ayaz Amir's latest farticle, you will realize that there was full justification in his disqualification.
This could be such an exciting country (Yeah! Could be a blast).
Here are snippets of his rantings that prove that he is not Islamic enough and paki-centric enough to stand for elections to the greatest majlis allah has ever ordered. In short he blasphemed himself to become eligible as a wajib-ul-cutlet in no time. He even chose an email ID that defies the tenets of islam.
Some daughters of Venus look stunning...
Pakistan.., requiring not the addition of new things but just a decent haircut (too much hair on its face), a proper wash... and, to stretch the point a bit, some de-worming and de-lousing...just basic hygiene
Civilisation began here, in the Indus Valley...
We are not one race. We are an amalgam of different races...
...if only in some respects we could begin our journey of nationhood anew.
What are our chief national characteristics? Alas, nothing more inspiring at present than intolerance and a proclivity for stupidity that at times appears almost supernatural. Why are we so bad at the study of history?
Which other country in the world, apart from Iran, would have such clauses as Articles 62 and 63 of our constitution in their charter of national duties, prescribing a code of morality for parliamentary candidates?
...under the garb of Islamisation.
How would he (Djinnah) react to Articles 62 and 63, and the frantic interpretations being put on them by a frenzied horde of self-appointed muftis and guardians of the faith? Every society has its share of outright fools, holding forth as if they have a direct line to heaven, but few societies give fools such a free rein as we seem to do.
...the time had come to do away with Zia’s hatchet-work, thus at one stroke removing his constitutional innovations...not only 62 and 63 but much else besides.
A pack of paper-tigers...
What if time had stood still in 1977 and Zia’s coup had not happened...Karachi would have become the Dubai...
The people who make up this land, the vast majority of them, are not Salafist firebrands and will never be, not now, not ten thousand years from now. The Islam of Pakistan, the Islam of India and the Sub-continent, is not the Islam of Salafist warriors, funded by outside dollars, but the Islam spread and propagated by Ali bin Usman Hajweri, Nizamuddin Aulia, and Moinuddin Chishti.
The Islamic culture that developed in India, and whose epitome was the culture of Delhi...The Salafism transported from the Arabian desert has nothing in common with this sensibility.
And what is called the ideology of Pakistan, what is it?
Re: Terrorist Islamic Republic of Pakistan - Feb 21, 2013
Posted: 05 Apr 2013 15:46
by anupmisra
Mushy’s nomination papers for NA-139 rejected
Advocate Javed Kasuri had raised six objections over candidature of the former ruler.
In another news, mushy's return ticket to londonistan confirmed. Has middle seat between two hairy momeens and has requested Hindu-vegetarian meal.
Re: Terrorist Islamic Republic of Pakistan - Feb 21, 2013
Posted: 05 Apr 2013 15:51
by anupmisra
Pojitive newj onlee.
Pakistan's Caribbean tour in jeopardy
Pakistan's tour of the West Indies in 2013 is in serious jeopardy, after both boards failed to find a suitable window for the tour.
What Window? Isn't the paki calendar completely open? Couldn't the West Indians find one opening slot anytime in the next 12 months?
Re: Terrorist Islamic Republic of Pakistan - Feb 21, 2013
Posted: 05 Apr 2013 15:53
by arun
JE Menon wrote:US waiver allows purchase of major defense equipment by Pakistan. Ndtv
Now that the US is withdrawing from the immediate area where the Islamic Republic of Pakistan can use US supplied arms against the US, it seems the US is reverting to their traditional policy of supplying weapons to the Islamic Republic fully knowing that these weapons will be used to target India.
Meanwhile the Hindu carries the same story:
U.S. issues fresh waiver to Pakistan for arms sale
Re: Terrorist Islamic Republic of Pakistan - Feb 21, 2013
Posted: 05 Apr 2013 16:29
by Gagan
WoW !
And Mushy has been placed on the exit control list in Pakistan, he can fly out of Pakistan.
He is trapped there, can't be a neta, now either.
His goose is being slowly cooked by Kiyani.
This islamization wave spreading across Pakistan has been unleashed by Kiyani and the CJ of Pakistan. This is going to be as ground-breaking as ZA Bhutto's Islamization, and then Zia's islamization rounds.
I feel that minorities and munafiqs in Pakistan are going to be bull -cuttled during this election campaign and beyond.
Hmm, if there is enough violence during the election, now that the atmosphere has been poisoned, isn't that Justification enough for Kiyani to stage a Coup to calm the situation down? And then at his 'ishara' the ISI political wing will reign in the Jihadis and piss will prevail? Seems entirely possible.
Re: Terrorist Islamic Republic of Pakistan - Feb 21, 2013
Posted: 05 Apr 2013 16:33
by Gagan
anupmisra wrote:If you read Ayaz Amir's latest farticle, you will realize that there was full justification in his disqualification.
This could be such an exciting country (Yeah! Could be a blast).
He even chose an email ID that defies the tenets of islam.
Would be interesting to see what Ayaz Amir's google searches look like in light of his email id.
Re: Terrorist Islamic Republic of Pakistan - Feb 21, 2013
Posted: 05 Apr 2013 17:01
by harbans
Mush has been disqualified under Art 62 which includes as requirements:
(d) he is of good character and is not commonly known as one who violates Islamic Injunctions;
(e) he has adequate knowledge of Islamic teachings and practices obligatory duties prescribed by Islam as well as well abstains from major sins;
Re: Terrorist Islamic Republic of Pakistan - Feb 21, 2013
Posted: 05 Apr 2013 17:12
by RajeshA
harbans wrote:Mush has been disqualified under Art 62 which includes as requirements:
(d) he is of good character and is not commonly known as one who violates Islamic Injunctions;
(e) he has adequate knowledge of Islamic teachings and practices obligatory duties prescribed by Islam as well as well abstains from major sins;
This thing is the best invention coming out of Pakistan after Lahori Channa! The Election Commission of Pakistan is most definitely today the second most powerful body in Pakistan after the Army! Something nobody could have guessed two weeks ago is today an all-powerful body, having so much arbitrary power that they can terminate any political constituency they wish!
Islamic Republic of Pakistan has finally got itself a Guardian Council. This is a surprise Talibanic coup simply out of the blue!
Re: Terrorist Islamic Republic of Pakistan - Feb 21, 2013
Posted: 05 Apr 2013 17:49
by Gagan
Mushy drinks whisky every evening.
He can present his pictures of him performing Hajj to prove that he is a good muslim.
The punjabi talibs are miffed about Lal Masjid, the LET walas are miffed that he went-slow on kashmir jihad.
I still think Kiyani might spare Mushy, considering he is ex-fauj. But any further pushy pushy by mushy and he will be left to the talibs to sort out
Re: Terrorist Islamic Republic of Pakistan - Feb 21, 2013
Posted: 05 Apr 2013 18:00
by RajeshA
The whole political establishment in Pakistan has been sent for a six and nobody can really object to it, because it is all in the name of Islam.
Any authority which tries to implement Islam is beyond criticism, so Zardaris and Ayaz Amirs cannot even protest if they are given a thahparh and sent home crying.
Bakistan you make us proud!
Re: Terrorist Islamic Republic of Pakistan - Feb 21, 2013
Posted: 05 Apr 2013 18:18
by akashganga
Wow. Taliban take over of pakistan election commission. What next. Already taliban take over of pakistani army is in the works. Next may be takeover of whatever independent judiciary that is left. Somewhere down the list will be public flogging and beheading as happens in KSA.
Re: Terrorist Islamic Republic of Pakistan - Feb 21, 2013
Posted: 05 Apr 2013 18:41
by Baikul
First, what tamasha, what exquisite popcorn friendly scenes onlee.
Second, can these EC rulings be be challenged before the Pakistani Supreme Court?
If they can, maulener Mushy may, in a stunning reversal of fortunes, find himself pleading before the right honourable CJ that he had so tried to f*ck over.
For those who need reminding, this is from the CJ's wiki page:
On 9 March 2007, Chaudhry was suspended by Pakistani President Pervez Musharraf. Chaudhry was summoned to Army House and was asked to resign in the presence of five Army Generals, including heads of intelligence services. Chaudhry refused to resign so Musharraf decided to file a Presidential reference against Chaudhry for misconduct. Upon chaudhry's refusal to resign, Musharraf forwarded the case to Supreme Judicial Council (SJC) as per procedure in constitution of Pakistan.
It was the first time in the 60-year history of the Pakistani Supreme Court that a Chief Justice was suspended.
Chaudhry saab must be crooning to Mushy right now:
mere photo ko seene se yaar/ Chipka le Mushy Fevicol se
Re: Terrorist Islamic Republic of Pakistan - Feb 21, 2013
Posted: 05 Apr 2013 18:53
by member_23858
This farce of an election is turning into a cock fight among Uniformed Jihadees, non uniformed jihadees, closet jihadees and Super duper proud Jihadees. So basically this Election is a litmus test, choosing a candidate who is most pakee of them all, and surprisingly many will fail the litmus test. Only people who can pass the litmus test are the Telebunnies Of TTP and Quetta Shoura... So for the first time in history, maulaners, we might see an elected Talibanee Gobermint.
If the election doesnt turn TIRP thread into Benis thread, I dont know what will. I think this pakii election will be a litmus test for BRFites to keep TIRP and BENIS thread separate....
Re: Terrorist Islamic Republic of Pakistan - Feb 21, 2013
Posted: 05 Apr 2013 19:23
by RajeshA
Anujan wrote:Apparently a muj Imtiaz Alam of the Election commission has proudly disqualified over 120 non-muslim candidates. AoA onlee. Also apparently such piety probing questioning was broadcast on TV.
I am 400% sure some talib is going to halal Mr Alam for not being green enough and aiding and abetting unislamic concepts like election. Such is the beauty of Pakistan.
We should try to get such videos linked here. Pakistan has the best entertainment industry!
Re: Terrorist Islamic Republic of Pakistan - Feb 21, 2013
Posted: 05 Apr 2013 19:47
by SSridhar
Mushy would have least expected this ECP bombshell. He was woried about being arrested upon arrival and he thought he took care of that but then the unexpected happened. His Pakistan is full of surprise twists and turns. He disqualiied Ms. BB for failing to pay electricity bill, IIRC.
By the way, it is incorrect to characterize this strict implementation of the Zia-era rule as Talibanic take over. For the first time after Zia was murdered, the State is implementing a strict Islamist injunction. The Taliban are way above such strict codes. They are at the strictest level of the code which declares democratic elections themselves as anti-Islamic and Shariah-noncompliant. All this drama doesn't cut any ice with them. All those taking part in this anti-Islamic activity are eminently eligible for wajib-ul-qatl status and they intend to carry out the cleansing of this corrupt system.
Re: Terrorist Islamic Republic of Pakistan - Feb 21, 2013
Posted: 05 Apr 2013 20:08
by Gerard
A disturbing lack of piety within the ranks of the Pakistani Supreme Court.
SC orders end to Karachi ‘no-go’ areas within seven days
Re: Terrorist Islamic Republic of Pakistan - Feb 21, 2013
Posted: 05 Apr 2013 20:30
by Shrinivasan
Yogi_G wrote:^^& if the people who are at the receiving end are Hindus then the term "minorities" is used by the west. In India, if the RoPers get the stick then the word "Muslim" is specifically used in reporting.
Terming the victims Hindus would bring a lesser outrage among the liberal intelligentsia and media in Khanland than the term "minorities"... the author has then spent a paragraph enunciating these atrocities. Atleast he has not done an == with Yindia and dished out a "justification of sort" for these pakbarians which even out own media indulges in!!!
Re: Terrorist Islamic Republic of Pakistan - Feb 21, 2013
Posted: 05 Apr 2013 20:40
by pankajs
The Baki CJP did not wan't to appear vindictive. So instead of taking suo-moto action he appealed to the public to file a case.
pankajs wrote:Someone should dare to proceed against Musharraf: CJAt this, the CJ remarked, “Pervez Musharraf is in Pakistan at present. Whosoever wants can initiate proceedings against him. If someone has the courage, he should come forward and initiate proceedings against him. Everyone has this opportunity. Will only court do all the jobs?”
And now mush-rat has been accused of treason and the case accepted promptly.
SC to hear treason case against MusharrafISLAMABAD: In another blow to former President Gen (retd) Pervez Musharraf bid for election, the Supreme Court on Friday accepted an application filed against the former military strongman, accusing him of committing treason under Article 6 of the Constitution.
All izz well...
Re: Terrorist Islamic Republic of Pakistan - Feb 21, 2013
Posted: 05 Apr 2013 20:53
by pankajs
Clashes in Tirah kill four soldiers, 14 suspected militants: officialsPESHAWAR: Fourteen militants have been killed in an offensive against militants in Khyber tribal region’s Tirah Valley, security officials said on Friday.
The clashes have also left four soldiers dead and five others wounded, the officials told Dawn.com.
Re: Terrorist Islamic Republic of Pakistan - Feb 21, 2013
Posted: 05 Apr 2013 20:55
by shiv
akashganga wrote:
Wow. Taliban take over of pakistan election commission. What next. Already taliban take over of pakistani army is in the works. Next may be takeover of whatever independent judiciary that is left. Somewhere down the list will be public flogging and beheading as happens in KSA.
Islamic societies have thrived by creating a class of "interface" Muslims who interact with the outside world and come in handy when Islam is in retreat. In Pakistan the Sandhurst/West Point army types and the RAPE class filled this role. Jinnah was this type of "interface" Muslim. This class have served Pakistan well and have kept it alive and a favorite of the west.
Unless I am mistaken, the new Pakistan is sweeping away this class and will bring to power a proper Islamic set of people provided the elections are not a total farce. A total farce would put the same old buggers back in power. I would like to see a democratically elected rabid Islamist government in Pakistan. That government is welcome to be as anti-India as it wishes, Shitistan being anti India is something we are accustomed to handling.
But it would be interesting to see how this Islamist government handles the army, the morale and the NWFP. And how would the handle relations with the West. Would they sit tight like Zardari and the Pakistan army as the drones continue to hit Pashtuns?
The US will try and reach accommodation with an Islamist government in Pakistan. They will suck up and provide aid and arms. But the real issue to me is how far US policy will be served. Technically, India has the means to queer everyone's pitch by punishing Pakistan, but India will not touch Pakistan unless attacked. I do not see an islamist government in Pakistan being able to do anything more than encourage terror and let off the usual Islamic farts that Pakistan has been letting off for 66 years.
Re: Terrorist Islamic Republic of Pakistan - Feb 21, 2013
Posted: 05 Apr 2013 21:03
by KJo
shiv, love your posts on Pak!
Re: Terrorist Islamic Republic of Pakistan - Feb 21, 2013
Posted: 05 Apr 2013 22:30
by RCase
Gagan wrote:
He even chose an email ID that defies the tenets of islam.
Email:
[email protected]
Would be interesting to see what Ayaz Amir's google searches look like in light of his email id.[/quote]
Ayaz Amir's Defence:
AA: Your honor, misphortunately, the RO has been a victim of conspiracies of enemies of Pakistan. Everyone knows the colors of the Yindian kirket team is BLUE. The color of the sky is BLUE. Hence, Mr. Sky (Gagan) is a RAA agint! Everyone knows that the Baki Caste is superior to the Bharatiya caste (Rajeshji, that was hilarious!
) and has better English skills.
Jihadi Judge: OK. Argument accepted. But still, the email id is of your choosing and seems like it is against the tenets of Pakistan and Islam.
AA: Your honor the email id stands for the Ideology of Pakistan and the 180M yahoos:
What
Is the
Nazaria of the
Land of the
Ummah of
Sunni
Tyrants? In other words - Pakistan ka Matlab Kya?
Re: Terrorist Islamic Republic of Pakistan - Feb 21, 2013
Posted: 05 Apr 2013 23:32
by RCase
pankajs wrote:The Baki CJP did not wan't to appear vindictive. So instead of taking suo-moto action he appealed to the public to file a case.
And now mush-rat has been accused of treason and the case accepted promptly.
ISLAMABAD: In another blow to former President Gen (retd) Pervez Musharraf bid for election, the Supreme Court on Friday accepted an application filed against the former military strongman, accusing him of committing treason under Article 6 of the Constitution.
All izz well...
Seems like for Kammandu, this is Kargil redux! Came out swinging the bat with a tactically brilliant plan of 'saving' Pakistan and now faces a swift downhill ski. I am waiting for farts to emanate from him of how he was so close to solving all of Pakistan's problems with his bravery of coming back to Pakistan to fight the elections yada yada... and was derailed by a bunch of lowly bureaucrats and judges.
Re: Terrorist Islamic Republic of Pakistan - Feb 21, 2013
Posted: 05 Apr 2013 23:50
by Vipin_Upadhyay
anupmisra wrote:
In short he blasphemed himself to become eligible as a wajib-ul-cutlet in no time. He even chose an email ID that defies the tenets of islam.
Alhumdullah, now he can defend himseld by claiming that his e-mail id appeared when he Islamically lusted for 72 pindaliyon ka gooda through his "windows" facing Qibla, he is pious TFTA horny Sunni onlee. Keeping tradition of true inbred Paaki he has a bigger Penile growth compared to all you kaffir hindoos.
Re: Terrorist Islamic Republic of Pakistan - Feb 21, 2013
Posted: 06 Apr 2013 00:01
by anupmisra
Im "Duh" Dim promises that
Pak-e-satan to change in five weeks
...if his party wins the upcoming general elections
his party has awarded 35 to 40 per cent tickets to young candidates aged not more than 35 years
Didn't the latest polls on paki society claim that majority of the young 'uns in pakiland are volatile, hate the west and ready to die for jehad-e-fistulla?
Re: Terrorist Islamic Republic of Pakistan - Feb 21, 2013
Posted: 06 Apr 2013 01:36
by abhijitm
There is a poll on yawn asking " Is election staff justified in questioning election candidates about their knowledge of Islam?". To all the well-wishers of Pakistan on this forum I request to vote a resounding Yes. Thank you.
Re: Terrorist Islamic Republic of Pakistan - Feb 21, 2013
Posted: 06 Apr 2013 01:43
by Anujan
I want to vote for "election officials should be cutlet for supporting haraam things like democracy"
Like my fourth cousin once said, on being asked if blasphemy laws should be reformed, 5 out of 100 Pakistanis said they shouldn't. The opinion of the rest of the 95 is not known because the sixth killed the interviewer for blasphemy.
Re: Terrorist Islamic Republic of Pakistan - Feb 21, 2013
Posted: 06 Apr 2013 01:49
by RajeshA
