Bakistan: Emirate of New-clear Inquilabi States-Bojitiv Newj

derkonig · Post by **derkonig** » 28 May 2010 16:48

^^^
AoA,
da bious hape abbreviated it aj MFB...anybody care to ejjblain the fool form oph MFB?

Tanaji · Post by **Tanaji** » 28 May 2010 17:24

Minnat Face Book

Gagan · Post by **Gagan** » 28 May 2010 19:44

Bakijtaanij create Phacepook clone - Millat Fiss Pook

But all is not hunky-dory with the site, with users moaning the inability to play games and connect with friends who are on Facebook.

Thij ij very imbordant. On any bebsite phor bakistaan bious beebulls should pe able to pilay gamej. Gamej such aj
"I show joo mine, joo show me jours" "Hiding the grenade (in jour musharraf)" or "Bassing the Grenade", and and, binner getting Block 72 IED bumb, and loojer getting AK photy seven pullet in hij musharraf.

The site offers email, photo, video, chat and discussion board facility

Again thij ij very halaal. Any bebsite that offerj Phemail photo and bedio ij halaal. But eye yam wondering whaat ij phemail chaat hin ji? Ij it jest like eye yam thinking (sharam sharam)?
And bhaat ij thij dis-cuss-ion poard hain? Ij it like waater-poard that bious bakistanij on tours to guano bay experience?

its founder says professionals are working around the clock to offer features similar to the California-based company.

Bhaat! How dare they work rond the clock? No preak fibe times a day? No preak on fridin? No preak phor Paaikhan-istaan? No preak to ogle neighpour's sheep and wipes, hain?

Anujan · Post by **Anujan** » 28 May 2010 20:04

Kanada denies vija to Yindian citizen. Only Bakistanis to get kanadian vija!! AoA!!

Rahul Shukla · Post by **Rahul Shukla** » 28 May 2010 20:30

Gagan wrote:Bakijtaanij create Phacepook clone - Millat Fiss Pook

Thij ij anothar sin konfirming reeturn verry soon oph da Mahdi tu bious land oph Bakistan eggxactly aj diskribed en da Al-Kitab. Vhen Mahdi returnj hee ij nat goin door-tu-door trieng tu konbert all kaphirs tu deen-e-ilzam! Du joo hab anee idea hau long dat vil take, hain ji? Bhery inkonvenient phor al-brophet! Did joo phorget hee ij koming phrom heaben vhere all he eber did waj sbread hij ijlamik lov bith da houriez/ayeshaz? All blay and noh work makej Mahdi a hell-thee brophet!

Noh, noh, noh... hee ij goeng tu hab a halal brofile on Millat Facepook bith 3,142,857,142,857,142 phans. Latext ijlamik hadiths vil pee spred by Mahdi's daily bosts. Halal brivacy settingz vil keeb all kaphirs aut oph millat facepook. Howeber, Dajjal wurking en kuffar Gorment oph Bakistan bith CIA/RAW tek-no-logik vill dicklare jeehard on bious brofile oph Mahdi and thretten to plock akcess phor bious moojahids. A grate war wil shtart, Jewsalem pluj Kajmir vil be liberatd aind awer Mahdi vil bee viktorius!

Da tiem haj kom! Vee musht brepare! LeT al oph us join Millat Facepook! Arrah-hu-Akbal! Arrah-hu-Akbal !!! Aljo, pliss bee to nat phorget: Iph nat phor Bakistan, non oph thij wuld pee bossiple! Pliss bee too thank Bakistan!

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Rah 'ulShukl al-Gebri
PHD-Mad Math
(Phool oph da Hieest Digree - Madrassa Mathematikz)

Gagan · Post by **Gagan** » 28 May 2010 20:40

Verily jour words are true.
I yam jwoining millat fiss pook jest now. I waant to see all the phemail bhoto and bideoj.

All bakistanij must jwoin millat fiss pook. All thoj who don't jwoin are wajib-e-cattle i.e. sheep and will pe dealt aj kushpoo sheep.

Salam

Prem · Post by **Prem** » 28 May 2010 20:57

Tanaji wrote:http://business.rediff.com/report/2010/ ... -clone.htm

Blij to see Halal Facebook..

But I have a pooch, is using internet / computer itself Halal or Haram?

Kuppha Kompooter iz laik Paki Chakka , Halal to batch Bporn, phind direktion phor sooside bumbling yand haram to lurn how to libe. Bhat iz halal FaeceBook?

Rahul Shukla · Post by **Rahul Shukla** » 28 May 2010 21:17

Pigeon held in India on suspicion of spying (AFP)

NEW DELHI — Indian police are holding a pigeon under armed guard after it was caught on an alleged spying mission for arch rivals and neighbours Pakistan, media reported on Friday. The white-coloured bird was found by a local resident in India's Punjab state, which borders Pakistan, and taken to a police station 40 kilometres (25 miles) from the capital Amritsar. The pigeon had a ring around its foot and a Pakistani phone number and address stamped on its body in red ink.

Police officer Ramdas Jagjit Singh Chahal told the Press Trust of India (PTI) news agency that they suspected the pigeon may have landed on Indian soil from Pakistan with a message, although no trace of a note has been found. Officials have directed that no-one should be allowed to visit the pigeon, which police say may have been on a "special mission of spying". The bird has been medically examined and was being kept in an air-conditioned room under police guard. Senior officers have asked to be kept updated on the situation three times a day, PTI said.

Chahal said local pigeon fanciers in the sensitive border area had told police that Pakistani pigeons were easily identifiable as they look different from Indian ones, according to the Indian Express newspaper.

Thij is latesht Fizzle-ya dronacharya tek-no-logic. Kabootar drone ij 400% mor advancd than kuffar Bredator and Rapper dronacharyas! AoA!

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Rah 'ulShukl al-Gebri
PHD-Mad Math
(Phool oph da Hieest Digree-Madrassa Mathematikz)

Prem · Post by **Prem** » 28 May 2010 21:47

Rahool Al Zaberi,
Da Kabootar phrom baakistan might haab gone throo da Baakistani mandatory Kut and Kzeck tesht abblied on allaged Yindian Talipaans in Fanaa, Waanna ,Fatta. Bring heem neer Kshuppoo yand berify da baaakistaniat.

Gagan · Post by **Gagan** » 28 May 2010 22:32

Birahder I hap registaard in Millat phace pook.

See all the biss phool bhotos theiyar.

Come one and cum all and jwoin, and make thij bebsite a suck-cess.

Rahul Shukla · Post by **Rahul Shukla** » 28 May 2010 23:19

Arrah-hu-Akbal.... Tha Jeehard haj shtarted birathars! Pliss bee tu join Millat Facepook! Pliss bee to add me ass jour phellow moojahid! Wa Slam!

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Rah 'ulShukl al-Gebri
PHD-Mad Math
(Phool oph da Hieest Digree-Madrassa Mathematikz)

Gagan · Post by **Gagan** » 28 May 2010 23:29

Biradher Rah 'ulShukl al-Gebri,
Bhy doej it say 'customije dashpoard' in jour MFB bage?

Did joo naat put two cans oph propane and phor cans oph Kerosene and two sacks oph joorea in jour dashpoard already hain?

Salam

MurthyB · Post by **MurthyB** » 29 May 2010 00:01

Diyar biraders,

Aan PakChaiGhar, bhere ober own mujahid shivuddin phrom LMU has been delibering Bakistani bisdom dishum-dishum shtyle, a koopher caaaled "D_A_N" bas ujing bhery harsh words and caaaling shivuddin a koophar! Phancy that! But now, D_A_N haj bosted the phollowing in reaction to the prave oberations carried out by bious mujahids today against the ebil koophar qaidanis:

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D_a_n
May 28, 2010 at 4:06 pm

@mazbut…

abay chalo dafa ho!man yaway-ea

yeh zameen teri maan hai….literally…and these Mullah’s and TTP walas are RAPING her…right in front of you--{zameen maan hai? ZAMEEEN MAAN HAI? BHAT SART OPH HARAAM IJ THIJ? I DEMAND FATWA! JEEEHAD! Aaaljo, iph maulanas are rabing thij maan who ij zameen, does it mean that Bakistan gets Kanadian vija, and mobes to Kanada? AoA! }

and you cant even speak up for your mother? or it is that you secretly get off on it?
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D_a_n
May 28, 2010 at 4:10 pm

@ Anwar….

im not here to eulogize anybody…..
Im just apoplectic at mazbut and kashifiat…the ****** blood hasnt yet dried on the street and these two prosties are here spewing their venom and speaking the language of those who did/are doing this…..as we speak…

this is an utter and deliberate slap in the face….personally by Mazbut and kashifiat…..

and ‘gentleman’? I place them in the same category as child molesters….
{Thij koopar ij crying just like thoje harami bhindians cry bhen prave bakistani mujahids ishtrike!}

jamwal · Post by **jamwal** » 29 May 2010 01:11

Onlee halaal photus shood be ujed phor MFB laaik this bun pelow

naren · Post by **naren** » 29 May 2010 05:02

Rahul Shukla wrote:Pigeon held in India on suspicion of spying (AFP)

NEW DELHI — Indian police are holding a pigeon under armed guard after it was caught on an alleged spying mission for arch rivals and neighbours Pakistan, media reported on Friday. The white-coloured bird was found by a local resident in India's Punjab state, which borders Pakistan, and taken to a police station 40 kilometres (25 miles) from the capital Amritsar. The pigeon had a ring around its foot and a Pakistani phone number and address stamped on its body in red ink.

Police officer Ramdas Jagjit Singh Chahal told the Press Trust of India (PTI) news agency that they suspected the pigeon may have landed on Indian soil from Pakistan with a message, although no trace of a note has been found. Officials have directed that no-one should be allowed to visit the pigeon, which police say may have been on a "special mission of spying". The bird has been medically examined and was being kept in an air-conditioned room under police guard. Senior officers have asked to be kept updated on the situation three times a day, PTI said.

Chahal said local pigeon fanciers in the sensitive border area had told police that Pakistani pigeons were easily identifiable as they look different from Indian ones, according to the Indian Express newspaper.
Thij is latesht Fizzle-ya dronacharya tek-no-logic. Kabootar drone ij 400% mor advancd than kuffar Bredator and Rapper dronacharyas! AoA!

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Rah 'ulShukl al-Gebri
PHD-Mad Math
(Phool oph da Hieest Digree-Madrassa Mathematikz)

*Ubdatej*

Pigeon haj klaimed, prejumaply under coerjion that it hailj phrom Faridkot billage in Okara dijtrict oph Punjab.

Rapeorterj are naat aple to reach Pigeon's said parentj.

The kuffar kaangiress barty haj promijed that biriyani bill be served thrije a day phor the pigeon.

Bharatiya brime minijter haj ajjured that no racial brophiling taknik haj peen ujed bhile arrejting the pigeon.

The minijtry oph sexternal apphairs ij brebaring a dossa-iyer aj we ispeak.

kenop · Post by **kenop** » 29 May 2010 06:06

Biratharj
Hiyar ij tha prave Fizaiyya cadetj at the passing out parade jesterdin

My jigar is filled with pride on dekho theez jang beepuls getting ready phor the jang (pliss to fargib tha pan).
Aljo they are ready for the gubo formashan as is cliyar fram this pichar.

Gagan · Post by **Gagan** » 29 May 2010 07:36

GUBO Bojison ikhtiyaar karein,

and...

GUBO.

Mahendra · Post by **Mahendra** » 29 May 2010 12:56

Parade ..On your Knees

Aage Waala Vasleeen malega ...Vasleeen Mal

Peeche Waala Gubo Karega...GUBO Kar

Added baad mein: I see the bhotu is 400% halal, I see three houris covered head to toe with more than 12 male relatibs

naren · Post by **naren** » 29 May 2010 13:09

*Phlash Newj*

LMU pilag haj peen ishtarted at http://lalmasjiduniversity.blogspot.com/

Todin announc-e-ment. Bliss to phollow the ling.

Halal bay oph writing...

naren · Post by **naren** » 29 May 2010 13:24

Phollowing the peenominal suck-cess oph "How to catch a predator*" jhow in Am-e-rica, now cums this seriej phor the bious.

How to katch ub bith a bredator

* - Naat to pe kanphused bith the national pird. Thij bredator repherj to Mullahs bho like nanha mujahids and kibe ispecial draining in yeating chockobar eyes cream bithout biting.

AdityaM · Post by **AdityaM** » 29 May 2010 21:58

MillatFacebook helps you connect and share with more than
1.57 Billion Muslims and Sweet people from other Religions.

Ij there such a thing like sweet kafir?

Rahul M · Post by **Rahul M** » 29 May 2010 22:00

^^ if jou put enuff sugar in the brebaration.

jamwal · Post by **jamwal** » 30 May 2010 01:19

juu mean laaik this??

Gagan · Post by **Gagan** » 30 May 2010 01:34

Sugaar Danda at the wraand end.

AoA

Mahendra · Post by **Mahendra** » 30 May 2010 01:44

Sugar Danda?

They ran out of it a long time ago, it ij now onlee Ghass and Branches left to Khao once Kerry-Lugar's bheek runs out
AoA py the grace of the Almighty I must r-e-gister on Mullaht Faiz-Book, I am a pit vary though,bhwat will habben iph Faiz-Kitab becomes more bobular than Holy-Kitab!

I am suar I am sweet enuf Kaffir, I eat enough sweets to keep my inner Pacquistani happy, so that when it gets dumped down the Jhelum along with 270000000 tonnes of Pishaab, the Pacquistani drinking it gets a sweet taste

jamwal · Post by **jamwal** » 30 May 2010 02:35

Stupid ahmediya..Bakistan has enuph ghass to pheed not onlee all Bakisatanis, but owr "Tarrel Than Pahads, Deebel than samandar" fliends as bell

Here ij grass phor Bakistan

and here ij Bakistn egjporting ghaas to Cheena

Here ij owr Shoaib Chukhtar phinalising a ghaas exbort deal bith a kufr angrej (who is peggging phor more grass)

(Bhy ij Chukhtar looking laaik a SDRE and the kufr like a TFTA in this bichar? hain jee?

..and butt ij Chukhtar doing bith his chota payjama??

)

Blaady YYY agints..albays talking pad things apout Bakistan

jamwal · Post by **jamwal** » 30 May 2010 02:37

Dekho at the Cheena phleind..he ij more broud oph Bakistan than juu jahils

Don't Mess With Me ! Americans who carry puny handguns are nothing compared to the tribal people of Pakistan who all pack machine guns. I borrowed this Russian AK-47 for my hike. Kaghan Valley in the Karakorams, Pakistan

naren · Post by **naren** » 30 May 2010 14:58

Aphter hourj ispecial draining giben to nanha mujahids py see-near mullahs.

Nanha mujahids who yeat the sugarcane bithout making any scratches bill pe abarded A grade.

Sign ub jour kids todin and recieve a phree date bith see-near Mullah's goat !!!

AoA

Lalmohan · Post by **Lalmohan** » 30 May 2010 18:29

nar-en-uddin, juour pingrezi is too shudh for old maulers like me
plij to water it down with handy lota and make more mauler-phrendly
aljo, you are getting borderline dubious with the child abuse stuff, its not funny for the children being abused

archan · Post by **archan** » 30 May 2010 19:48

I have called ub mullah narenullah to cave comblex 420 and given him some depriefing along with hashish. He sayj he in already feeling en-lightened. Hobefully he will pecome one fine mullah in the future. As phor child apuse etc., it ij a documentry phor goat's sake! that ij the true bicchar oph bakistan. LMU ij not onlee to laugh, LMU ij apout reality. Let that bhideo be.

Mahendra · Post by **Mahendra** » 30 May 2010 20:01

Old maulaners think alike!

By the Pyoobic hair of Brophet Zaid Zaman(PBUH) eben I socho that Mullah Naren is RAA agint no 2 on this Dhaaga,

Put if Bredator assures us it ijnt the case then All ij well

I aljo socho that the Afghan daaakumentary bideo waj baarderline put such ij laif, iph we don't show the duniya, then duniya won't know. Eye am suar LLCoolM waj onlee saying that the commentary next to the bideo was unnecessary.

Hobefully Mujahid Narenulla will pekome a true Deobandi bin Nasbandi

AOA

Lalmohan · Post by **Lalmohan** » 30 May 2010 22:01

archan wrote:I have called ub mullah narenullah to cave comblex 420 and given him some depriefing along with hashish. He sayj he in already feeling en-lightened. Hobefully he will pecome one fine mullah in the future. As phor child apuse etc., it ij a documentry phor goat's sake! that ij the true bicchar oph bakistan. LMU ij not onlee to laugh, LMU ij apout reality. Let that bhideo be.

diyar arch-an-ullah bin moderati-illuminati
i habh dekho the daku-men-tary myself and make kamment on it in afghan dhaaga last month. no praablem with daku-men and tary, but additional baat on mushharaf-daku-men and tarrying with baccha is getting too close to durand line phor my kamfart, so i urging some restraint (the dakumentary made me very uneasy for phew dins)

i hope that i kan bhijit yur kav-e-kamplex soon for more herbs
inshalah
lalpraf

jamwal · Post by **jamwal** » 30 May 2010 22:01

Mahendra wrote:Old maulaners think alike!

By the Pyoobic hair of Brophet Zaid Zaman(PBUH) eben I socho that Mullah Naren is RAA agint no 2 on this Dhaaga,

Put if Bredator assures us it ijnt the case then All ij well

Who ij RAA agint no. 1 and 3 ?? We can albays cabture or kill no.3 phor baksheesh

Dilbu · Post by **Dilbu** » 30 May 2010 23:15

Bhe should have a roole and regulashion sticky for naya mullaas in LMU. Bhat things are halaal and bhat things are konsidered ahamadiya. Bhat say, hain ji?

Prem · Post by **Prem** » 30 May 2010 23:27

Da PBUH innda kontext of Bakki Brophets kan bee transh-lated azz da bious blesshing oph "Paki Behna Upon Him". Ebery baki enjewy dhiz right. LMU Maulannaz musht kall the jirga tu abbrove da addituion en Baki Qaida Bocabularry.

Mahendra · Post by **Mahendra** » 30 May 2010 23:38

Prem wrote:Da PBUH innda kontext of Bakki Brophets kan bee transh-lated azz da bious blesshing oph "Paki Behna Upon Him". Ebery baki enjewy dhiz right. LMU Maulannaz musht kall the jirga tu abbrove da addituion en Baki Qaida Bocabularry.

By the way some gloom for the Quadianis here

Hiyar is an ejjambal of the Fu)king culture of the sub-human Pacqui race
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Hope these people pay for their crimes in this life, being cut into pieces by a wild boar would be an apt bunishment

rsingh · Post by **rsingh** » 30 May 2010 23:54

no kament

Mahendra · Post by **Mahendra** » 31 May 2010 00:02

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Blast e Past put still

Mahendra · Post by **Mahendra** » 31 May 2010 00:10

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Yand Gila Groperji Wazir e Hajaam

Prem · Post by **Prem** » 31 May 2010 00:12

rsingh wrote:

no kament

Sorry M,
RSing Pindi Wale , izz the right hand of Abdphool Chahca on da mizzle, orr trigger orr both phyrring .. breematurally ?