Terroristan - March 31, 2022

Manish_P · Post by **Manish_P** » 08 Dec 2022 08:30

^ Thank you Partha ji and Anujan ji

You got me to share my hot coffee with the monitor and keyboard...

Amber G. · Post by **Amber G.** » 09 Dec 2022 01:48

Anujan wrote: The outgoing army chief owns all "idli hut" franchises in India and is aggressively expanding to Texas.

You mean Idli Amin - the rice eating dictator wannabe?

RCase · Post by **RCase** » 09 Dec 2022 02:37

Manish_P wrote:A-o-A Take that your SDREs

Yawn - Pakistan projected to be among largest economies in the world by 2075: Goldman Sachs
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Among key risks to their projections, the economists particularly highlight “environmental catastrophe” and “populist nationalism”.

I guess they forgot the main key risk - whether Pakistan in its current form will exist in 2075!

RCase · Post by **RCase** » 09 Dec 2022 02:58

Anujan wrote:https://www.dawn.com/news/1724311/wont- ... s-interest

‘Won’t take IMF’s dictation’: Dar says

Now that is begging with an attitude! Keeping in mind the H&D of Dar (Dar is an accountant), he will bring a stenographer to take the dictation. His priorities are to do financial gyrations to siphon the monies to London/ Dubai.

chetak · Post by **chetak** » 09 Dec 2022 12:12

partha · Post by **partha** » 09 Dec 2022 12:38

https://www.dawn.com/news/1725418/elahi ... says-fawad

Meanwhile, just a day after a close aide of retired Gen Qamar Javed Bajwa reportedly claimed that former prime minister Imran Khan used to call up the former army chief for every little matter, including political issues, and addressed him as “boss”, the PTI chief categorically denied the claim, saying he never used that title for Gen Bajwa, as he was the prime minister of the country.

Some jokes write themselves

Manish_P · Post by **Manish_P** » 09 Dec 2022 13:48

^^

As mentioned earlier, all part of 6th Generation (inbred) warfare onlee

Seeing the photo & videos of the opulence of the flatulent asses on the horses, the SDRE military chiefs will no doubt think sadly of their own middle class accommodation, which they have to give up once they retire. This will badly affect their morale and Bakistan will have achieved a moral victory even before the planes have taken off...

chetak · Post by **chetak** » 09 Dec 2022 17:28

now shehbaz sharif wants to revive SAARC, desperately needs and seeks access to Indian leadership, Indian markets and Indian goodwill and thepakis are almost hysterically hoping for an Indian response via the back channel approaches
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'Pakistan Is Ready To Play Its Part For Revival Of SAARC'

https://economictimes.indiatimes.com/ne ... 105304.cms

partha · Post by **partha** » 09 Dec 2022 23:59

chetak wrote:now shehbaz sharif wants to revive SAARC, desperately needs and seeks access to Indian leadership, Indian markets and Indian goodwill and thepakis are almost hysterically hoping for an Indian response via the back channel approaches
.

'Pakistan Is Ready To Play Its Part For Revival Of SAARC'

https://economictimes.indiatimes.com/ne ... 105304.cms

I agree this is more about reaching out to Indian leadership than SAARC. Admitting that will be a blow to H&D hence the plan is to do it in the backdrop of SAARC.

Pratyush · Post by **Pratyush** » 12 Dec 2022 18:28

It seems that Taliban are attacking TSP.

vijayk · Post by **vijayk** » 13 Dec 2022 01:28

Pratyush wrote:It seems that Taliban are attacking TSP.

Go Talibunnies

Amber G. · Post by **Amber G.** » 13 Dec 2022 07:17

Pakistani foreign minister Bilawal Bhutto to attend India's signature event under UNSC Presidency on 14th Dec- Reformed Multilateralism. It's an open debate & any country can participate (and getting ready to be humiliated.

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Manish_P · Post by **Manish_P** » 13 Dec 2022 07:29

Partha wrote: I agree this is more about reaching out to Indian leadership than SAARC. Admitting that will be a blow to H&D hence the plan is to do it in the backdrop of SAARC.

+1

GoI has totally ignored it and not even issued any statement hopefully

Manish_P · Post by **Manish_P** » 13 Dec 2022 10:11

A-o-A Bakistan showing the way in reducing gas emissions

Japan has sashimi (raw meat) cuisine... looks like Pakis will soon have their own

Yawn - Crisis deepens as domestic consumers to get gas only at ‘meal times’

The Sui Southern Gas Company (SSGC) on Monday officially announced that domestic consumers would get gas only for total eight hours in a day — morning, afternoon and evening — during “meal timing”

According to the schedule mentioned in the tweet, the utility would supply gas in the morning time i.e. from 6am to 9am; then in the afternoon from 12pm to 2pm and then evening from 6pm to 9pm. While the SSGC preferred to stay silent about the remaining 16 hours of the day, the new gas schedule has given rise to speculations that the people would continue to face loadshedding in most parts of the day.

Despite the SSGC assurance, almost every locality in the city has been facing very low pressure or no supply of gas during peak hours for the past several days.

“We receive gas supply for total two hours in a day that too without enough pressure to cook or boil anything,” said a resident of the Malir Cantt area. The situation isn’t different in other city areas. A resident of Malir said that there’s no gas supply in the neighbourhood for almost a month.

Ashokk · Post by **Ashokk** » 14 Dec 2022 00:30

Public Wants Quaid-e-Azam’s Statue In Bahria Town Removed

The netizens expressed their displeasure over Quaid’s statue as they stated that the artist has messed up the sculpture and has given Quaid an evil look.

sanjaykumar · Post by **sanjaykumar** » 14 Dec 2022 00:45

It occurs to me that Quaid produced a quaid (khana). Where the inmates are slowly rotting away. Mentally and physically.

Appropriate, somehow.

RoyG · Post by **RoyG** » 14 Dec 2022 01:08

Ashokk wrote:Public Wants Quaid-e-Azam’s Statue In Bahria Town Removed
The netizens expressed their displeasure over Quaid’s statue as they stated that the artist has messed up the sculpture and has given Quaid an evil look.

Copy of Lincoln memorial

RCase · Post by **RCase** » 14 Dec 2022 01:14

With the Djinn-ah/ Dracula resemblance, Bakis can now claim an additional lineage of having descended from Europe - PATE (Persian, Arab, Turkish, European).

partha · Post by **partha** » 14 Dec 2022 01:41

Poor man's Lincoln memorial. Now rich Pakistanis can save precious forex dollars for Pakistan by visiting Bahria town instead of Washington DC.

Amber G. · Post by **Amber G.** » 14 Dec 2022 02:16

Not Washington DC but Prestonsburg New Jersey!
When one comes across some new academic paper from Pakistan, one routinely feeds it to AI to see if the work is plagiarized. (Same is true for an art object, song, etc.. as they have reputation of being cheap copies).. so I fed this image to the sam AI and I got:
Possible copy of

Big seated Honest Abe, only a tad smaller than DC's enthroned President. Commissioned by a lawyer currently in a federal prison for fraud. Formerly in Stanville, moved to Prestonsburg in April 2021.

World's 2nd Largest Seated Lincoln:
Look at his long fingers! Formerly owned by disgraced attorney Eric Conn, who was convicted of Social Security fraud. Moved to the Middle Creek Civil War Battlefield park on April 19, 2021.

Compare sitting position ... long fingers..ityadi..
>>>,,,The World's Second Largest Seated Lincoln has sat abandoned since its original owner, lawyer Eric C. Conn, was thrown into prison for Social Security fraud (The statue was unveiled with much fanfare by Conn in his office parking lot in November 2010). Now,... the land where Abe sits has been bought by a real estate developer, and he has offered to donate the statue to ..

Anujan · Post by **Anujan** » 14 Dec 2022 02:58

I don’t know what you people are making fun of. I found a striking resemblance to the Qaid (file photo: seen here making a speech)

Amber G. · Post by **Amber G.** » 14 Dec 2022 05:02

Anujanji - I am sure people know here that Both Dracula and Quaid were played by Christopher Lee..

Anyway I like the headlines: (Warning keep any spill-able fluid away from the key board)

partha · Post by **partha** » 14 Dec 2022 06:58

https://www.thenews.com.pk/print/101896 ... efault-dar

The finance czar said that Pakistan’s economy is at the 46th position and that the country could have been a part of G20 nations given the pace at which it was going in the past. He added that the world kept talking about Pakistan defaulting even in 2013.

You can guess why he is mentioning G20

For a better economy, Dar said that there was a need to improve economic indicators in the country and stop the smuggling of wheat from the country on a war footing.

For a better bank balance my bank balance numbers need to improve. Simple.

Btw I remembering reading this report a couple of days back and Hafiz Munir ki kasam, finance minister also mentioned that the situation is so dire LCs are not being issued for military imports but that statement has been erased from the reports. Editor must have gotten a call from ISPR.

Manish_P · Post by **Manish_P** » 14 Dec 2022 16:18

Amber G. wrote:Anujanji - I am sure people know here that Both Dracula and Quaid were played by Christopher Lee..

Anyway I like the headlines: (Warning keep any spill-able fluid away from the key board)
...

And Scaramanga (the Bond villain) and Saruman (of the lord of the rings)

But you got to give it to the Djinnah.. he was responsible for more loss of human life than the above mentioned fictional villains of earth and middle-earth combined

jash_p · Post by **jash_p** » 14 Dec 2022 20:02

AOA !!

When is the Yom-e surrender to hindu kuffar day? is it 16 or 17 December ?

SRajesh · Post by **SRajesh** » 14 Dec 2022 21:12

I thought Alyque Padamsee played the role of Djinnah

Vips · Post by **Vips** » 14 Dec 2022 22:43

Most of Pakistan’s oil, gas reserves consumed.

Pakistan’s energy landscape appears bleak in the coming years as the country has consumed 79.8% of the total oil reserves and 66.6% of the gas reserves.

Al hum (duh) lilalh - Porki Parasites will now have the option of clearing the trees/jungles to replicate the Arab desert of the 8th century ..

bala · Post by **bala** » 14 Dec 2022 22:50

I am disappointed by Quaid / Djinnah seated a la Abe Lincoln. He should be depicted with scotch/whiskey, cigar, pork chop plate and a kutta besides him. The Britshits were always with scotch/cigar/women and Djinnah was proper brown sahib clone of his masters.

chetak · Post by **chetak** » 15 Dec 2022 00:28

Economically bankrupt Pakistan has decided to sell its old embassy building in the U.S. to avoid heavy taxes but also because they got caught in a renovation scam.

https://www.dawn.com/news/1726213/pakis ... y-for-sale

SBajwa · Post by **SBajwa** » 15 Dec 2022 01:05

chetak wrote:Economically bankrupt Pakistan has decided to sell its old embassy building in the U.S. to avoid heavy taxes but also because they got caught in a renovation scam.

https://www.dawn.com/news/1726213/pakis ... y-for-sale

From another news on Youtube the renovation cost was $7 million and they decided to sell the building at its assessed price of $6.8 million. The new General has already started to work for his relatives (Son, daughter, sala, etc) in USA. paki embassy employees (including Ambassdors) in USA, many European countries have not been paid from last 4 months.

Amber G. · Post by **Amber G.** » 15 Dec 2022 05:43

Masterful jhaphad from EAM to PakBillar's tirade in UN

"Nor can hosting Osama bin Laden & attacking a neighbouring parliament serve as credentials to sermonize before this council

says EAM.
Video

Statement

Manish_P · Post by **Manish_P** » 15 Dec 2022 07:14

chetak wrote:Economically bankrupt Pakistan has decided to sell its old embassy building in the U.S. to avoid heavy taxes but also because they got caught in a renovation scam.

https://www.dawn.com/news/1726213/pakis ... y-for-sale

There is a related story link at the bottom of the story with a photo of the dilapidated building from 2017. Even the stop sign in front of the building looked like it was about to fall... sharam sharam

la.khan · Post by **la.khan** » 15 Dec 2022 08:58

Rsatchi wrote:I thought Alyque Padamsee played the role of Djinnah

Yes, that was in Richard Attenborough's Gandhi. P@k*s were not impressed how DJinnah was portrayed in the film. To rub salt into injury, it went to win widespread acclaim, including a clutch of Oscars. So, these t*rds always wanted to make their own picture that glorified their t*rd-in-chief. The end result was a P@k*i film Jinnah, portrayed by Christopher Lee a.k.a Dracula/Scaramanga/Saruman ityadi.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jinnah_(film)

This film was not a patch on what the film Gandhi portrayed/accomplished. I don't think anybody watched this film. Ok, may be,only P@k*s

Manish_P · Post by **Manish_P** » 15 Dec 2022 09:17

^ The film production stayed true to Pakistani character

It says the director accused the screenplay writer of embezzlement of funds

Malayappan · Post by **Malayappan** » 15 Dec 2022 09:39

Huge fire engulfs oil depots, speedboats in Jiwani

The large oil depots contained several thousand litres of petrol and diesel and must have caused losses worth millions of rupees to the owners, the deputy commissioner said.

The depots were built on the Kontani coast close to the Iranian border to dump petrol and diesel being brought from the neighbouring country through speedboats and other vehicles.

The smuggled oil is brought from Iran via speedboats in 70-litre cans and then converted to large containers at these depots.

Some reports talk of the fire being a result of BLA attack...

Malayappan · Post by **Malayappan** » 15 Dec 2022 09:41

This one for instance...
Gwadar port fire: Pakistani oil reserves allegedly blown up by Baloch rebels; watch pictures and videos

Manish_P · Post by **Manish_P** » 15 Dec 2022 10:30

Manish_P wrote: ..
Yawn - Crisis deepens as domestic consumers to get gas only at ‘meal times’

The Sui Southern Gas Company (SSGC) on Monday officially announced that domestic consumers would get gas only for total eight hours in a day — morning, afternoon and evening — during “meal timing”. According to the schedule mentioned in the tweet, the utility would supply gas in the morning time i.e. from 6am to 9am; then in the afternoon from 12pm to 2pm and then evening from 6pm to 9pm...

The only gas available is the one coming out of their orifices..

Yawn - Gas loadshedding in Karachi makes people’s life hell without fire

. any areas without gas during SSGC promised meal times
• Making tea and roti become a Herculean task for residents

There are widespread complaints that the gas utility has so far failed to honour its own announcement as many city areas remained without gas even during the already promised 12pm to 2pm lunch hours.

“We are charging Rs 200 per kilogram of LPG right now,” shared Akram Khan at a filling point in Bhittai Colony, adding that refilling of a 3kg cylinder will cost Rs 600, a medium-sized 6kg cylinder the double of that and a tall 45kg cylinder, Rs 9,000.

Mohammad Ahsan, a customer with his own cylinder at the shop, said then: “Now, do you understand why you pay Rs 20 for a roti that you used to purchase for only Rs 2 earlier?” He added: “An empty new big cylinder, which used to cost about Rs 5,000 a few years ago, costs Rs 16,000 to 17,000 now. And then you need to dig into your pockets further to have it filled.”

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“Who do you complain to when everyone is facing the same issue? We have people from the entire neighbourhood coming to us for tea and roti because they have no gas in their stoves at night. We also get people bringing us milk to warm up for children at night and also in the morning,”# Dar-o-nomics giving the hotel industry a boost

“I’m continuously eating cold dinners with cold chapatti thanks to this gas loadshedding,” said one more resident, this time from Block L of North Nazimabad. # Dar-o-nomics giving industry a boost by increasing sales of thermoses and hot pots

suryag · Post by **suryag** » 15 Dec 2022 10:33

But didnt they find some massive gas reserves a couple of years ago that would have made them a net exporter ? what happened to that ? did the yeevil yindoos/yehudis sabotage that too?

Manish_P · Post by **Manish_P** » 15 Dec 2022 10:53

suryag wrote:But didnt they find some massive gas crisis a couple of years back that would have made them a net exporter ? what happened to that ? did the yeevil yindoos/yehudis sabotage that too?

As per some enlightened Baki youtube/twitter anal-cysts who are experts in 6th Gen warfare, the Fauj and intelligence agencies are keeping that a top-secret because they don't want ~~kufr~~ infidel america to come and set camp like they did in the Gulf.

Some of these anal-cysts also theorize that strategy is to keep the deposits of gas and oil secret till the gulf exhausts all it's reserves and then bakistan can be number one supplier and thus number one Islamic mulk. They can buy out SA, UAE or occupy them with their fauji forces, backed by Iron brother. They dream of having arabs as their car and camel (both imported) drivers.

Neela · Post by **Neela** » 15 Dec 2022 11:07

Malnourished economy , stunted growth prospects on one side
Diverse ethnic backgrounds and associated territories on other
No binding principle to keep them together
No leader who can be called a leader for everyone

The artificial entity will break down as nothing is to gained staying together.
I won’t be surprised if Paki military assets are put on sale in 10 years ….smash, grab, run while you can seems to be the undercurrent . I’m waiting for nationwide protests and violence further crippling the economy , followed by more ethnic strife and calls for independence. I’m savouring every moment
The slow descent into absolute chaos is cathartic to watch

May the wrath of the dead Dharmic souls from these lands over the last 800 years unleash death ,disease, cannibalism , hunger malnourishment , genetic disorders , fratricidal, among this evil population.
May the presiding deity of the destroyed temples in these lands over the last 800 years manifest their anger on Pakistan. All at the same time. I wish to see all of it..and use that as a offering to those whom we ve failed to protect