Bharat Rakshak

^^^Oh! ij he phoonk sundar?

Thanks be to our founderj for preshkribing ankle length shalwarj.

Bhy ij imran bhai habing food from bhejitablej on platej dejined like parcham of evil kufr yindia? Yand, bhy ij he shitting like he haj to go?

I notish that most of the soda cans are Mountain Dew (Kyonki darr ke aage jeet hai ). I aljo notish that some others dekho like AMul Kool from Kuffar Bhindia.

Henj proben that Imran Cohen is a RAW ajint. From now on, I bhil vote for Imran for Prejident, Prime Ministor, and Paki army chief.

abhischekcc wrote:I notish that most of the soda cans are Mountain Dew (Kyonki darr ke aage jeet hai ). I aljo notish that some others dekho like AMul Kool from Kuffar Bhindia.

Henj proben that Imran Cohen is a RAW ajint. From now on, I bhil vote for Imran for Prejident, Prime Ministor, and Paki army chief.

Pleaj aljo to note the mard on right (in bhite shalwar) taking pikchar of hij food.

Anujan wrote:
Gushing water brings devotees, visitors to bin Laden compound
http://tribune.com.pk/story/372856/gush ... -compound/

Quote:
“There is some spirituality about this place since water keeps gushing forth without the use of an electric motor,” said Omar Khan, a resident of Abbottabad.

It’s a miracle that water gushes forth like a spring because those killed at this place were innocent people, Khan says.
While he does not necessarily believe that those killed in the raid were bin Laden, his couriers and son, he says those killed were “some innocent Muslims” nonetheless.

Ju-re-khan! We habe found the solution to all out waater prablems! Praise to ATM! All we need to do is kill innocent muslims and zam zam springs will be gushing forth. Take that you kaffirs!

Questshun - Should Lyari be preparing for floods? Are those Sindhi abduls not innocent if there are no springs gushing forth?

vdutta wrote:

anupmisra wrote:Bhy ij there a tala on thij mard's lipj?

That is halaal chastity belt commonly used in pakistan to keep the mujahids straying away from right path.

Could it be that kaffir ij trying to say he ij gawd: apdul-a-la-tala? Fartwa should be passed for plasphemy and this apdul should be declared bull-cutlet.

abhischekcc wrote:I notish that most of the soda cans are Mountain Dew (Kyonki darr ke aage jeet hai ). I aljo notish that some others dekho like AMul Kool from Kuffar Bhindia.
Henj proben that Imran Cohen is a RAW ajint. From now on, I bhil vote for I m Raan ( Illegtimate wife) for Prejident, Prime Ministor, and Paki army chief.

Moun aind Pew , Yam Mule yand nor eben one oben window en da room.
Wow, imagine da Poaqbuu aphter da phood.
Eye say, kloze da door and oben da Mush and unleash da Poaqpower.

[quote="RCaseThat is halaal chastity belt commonly used in pakistan to keep the mujahids straying away from right path.[/quote]

Dhen bhy wear on da wrranag obening?
Orr Da other end haaz dippherent locking mekanizm.

vdutta wrote:

anupmisra wrote:Bhy ij there a tala on thij mard's lipj?

That is halaal chastity belt commonly used in pakistan to keep the mujahids straying away from right path.

No joo phools.
This berson bas isspeaking the Truth. So be hape ackused him of blasphamy and put a lock on his mouth to stop him.

Joo blind mullahs cant joo see?

Abdul on LHS has banner stating price --10 rs for khul jaa sip sip.

Going by the facial expressions of Abdul on RHS, he seems to have been attacked by Bulbuddin Ghusaomatyar

Why the phack do Im the dim and his tribe of cannibals even bother having plates? Roti seems to be gracing the floor anyway bhy the phack do they have plates for sdre veggies? this is haraam

Eye dekho Salad and Murga on the plates. 1000 stribes to Imran Mullah phor naat inbhiting us. May he hape a sick stomach.

Joo kaffirs , im the dim is not eating salad..he ij eating Grass ..the nashionul phood of bakistan...dont joo see? how dare joo con-fooj grass with sdre veggie salad ?

gakakkad wrote:Joo kaffirs , im the dim is not eating salad..he ij eating Grass ..the nashionul phood of bakistan...dont joo see? how dare joo con-fooj grass with sdre veggie salad ?

Kakkadusmuddin, joo are berry berry inshiteful. Ij that bhy Immy ij shitting in potty pojishun? Too much ghaas?

Khush khabar to joo all mujahids and other napa'astaniyons. Just like in evil kufar country kalled Yindooostan, bhee alsho habe our own metro finally. Prejenting to joo our latesht wonder of the world - Dera Ijmile Khan's one ishtop metro. Joo bill notish that the metro ij one horse power (sorryjee, bhee could not find our trushted mule and made dodo with one horse onlee). Aljo, there ij a sheparate sheckshun for the motor-mamas and other lowly infidels. Burkhas are not necesherry but opshunal. By shitting in the front, the motormamas will bear the brunt of any untimely frontal attack by TTP and other non-ishate actors.

^^
All maulanas eye pooch has prices of horse power increased or reduced? Is it a niche market.

Thij mujahid was phirsjt to say that prices of horse power will increase in the land of pure.

Yindoos onlee think of Sholay - the most popular movie but look we hab progressed with railways. AoA.

Djinn magic avoids traphic jams for horse power in the land of pure.
AoA.

anupmisra wrote:

Why ish the ghoda in thish picture very skinny? One could see its rib bones.

Ish it because the faithfools eating grass leaves nothing for ghoda?

kishullah - the ghoRa is size zerrow, dontju know anything?!

kish wrote:Ish it because the faithfools eating grass leaves nothing for ghoda?

Bell, bell bell. Do joo notish bhat I notish? The moojahid in bhite ij reaching out across the bogie to touch a motormama in big big sunglashes. Ij that not haraam and gainsht railbay rulej? Aj all mujahids and pure of khoon on BRF know, if thij waj allowed to happen khullam khullah on the railbay patrees, there bill be chaos in our nashun. Think of the nanha mujahidj.

he may be reaching for the motorham, but only getting as far as buddha mian

Lalmohan wrote:he may be reaching for the motorham, but only getting as far as buddha mian

Lalmullah-al-friskuddin, joo are getting frisky in jour old age. Remember kave kamplex 9211 in the hillj of thoda thoda???

how(l) cud eye ebhar phorget!?!?

Jhujar wrote:

RCase wrote:That is halaal chastity belt commonly used in pakistan to keep the mujahids straying away from right path.

Dhen bhy wear on da wrranag obening?
Orr Da other end haaz dippherent locking mekanizm.

you have no idea how many ways haram djinn technology works.

Lalprafessar , looting so virginity of mujahids and covering his glorious act py chastity pelt or the Baki had such horrendous oral eggjperience that deciding naat to go oral again
Lot many madarsaa bermutation cum bi nation
Lahore via Kuwait

Poaqplane alzo jewz same engine as Train

Butt U kan guess
Poaq ishtyle FTA agreement.

anupmisra wrote:

Thij ij abor suber duber phast naan stap Bijness Exshpresh.

Blij to see abor talent ob innovation. Abor railway haj indigenous and ingenious engine. Now we are freeeee.

^^^
Un uddar gud theeng abawt awar engeene deesign ij tayt bhen eet getz garaam awar engeene kan sweeshj eetj tayle.

Bhut eye hab a pooch? Bhat happenj to motormamas bhen awar engeene sweetichj aun eets aphter burnaar? ( lyke kaffir yindoos caw vary engeene)

Hain ji? Seenear, jewnear, dumb yand deafe maulanaj to pliss eggsplayne.

It ij a ghaas turkbine injun. This type of internal consumption injun converts ghaas into gas. When the after bummers are turned on, the ghaas turned to gas eggjits at soopar hai velocity. The momens get very eggscited as the wimmens get closer to them, even sometimes landing into their arms, rejulting in groper gilli moments with associated mijjile phyar!

Bhaat are ju maulaners going to do about thich?

Veena in remake of Darty Picchar

After Bollywood actor Vidya Balan, it’s now Veena Malik’s turn to get dirty. The Pakistani actor has signed the South remake of the blockbuster hit, The Dirty Picture, as the female lead, reports Hindustan Times.

“I don’t mind being titled as South’s Vidya Balan,”

I naat no-ing bhaat LOL meanj, but I ij pheeling like LOL

bhy ij TFTA actriss wanting to pee dirty SDRE hain? jiiiiiiihaaaaaaaaaaarrrrrrrd

Hajn't Veenaji all radie done darty picchars with FHM? Ij this going to pee dartiar?

Will she be showing maneovers of thandar thaijs and gyrating hipjs like Silk?

Veenaji likes roles centered around wimmens. Near Halliwood, there ij hole picchar industry that makes dirty picchars that are centered around wimmens that have always been very paapular with the Baki mo-mens. Forget SDRE Vidya Balan, there ij tall, fair Sunny Leone that she can compare notes with. As they say in khanate - "money ij green" - so it ij halaal!

If Veena is going to make remake of 'The Dirty Picture' fort pakiland, will she call it 'The Napaki Picture'

^^^ Who is the herrow? Abhi$hek ManNu $inghvi, Heard he is doing lot of dirty pictures!

Bhy no TFTA mards in baalibood Hain ji? Bhy onlee motor-maa-s? Iz it yindoo zeh-niyat?

All that joo need to know apout harses ..

Bliss to look this video

AoA! One more bastion of ebhil joo phinance falls to Ijjlamic banking!

Barclays Bank Bakistan Declares Moneylending as Haraam - Halals 120 Baki abduls in the process