Bakistan: Emirate of New-clear Inquilabi States-Bojitiv Newj

shravan · Post by **shravan** » 17 Oct 2009 23:46

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hjTCrept1Kc

Mihaylo · Post by **Mihaylo** » 18 Oct 2009 02:18

shravan wrote:http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hjTCrept1Kc

Besides the obvious hand gesture, he looks like Subramanium Swamy from Bangalore, Kerala

vdutta · Post by **vdutta** » 18 Oct 2009 02:19

Mahendra · Post by **Mahendra** » 18 Oct 2009 03:24

Will you Marry me Miss Bah 4 runs? It ain't a game its a war! Allahooakbarr! Who killed Woolmer?

GuruPrabhu · Post by **GuruPrabhu** » 18 Oct 2009 09:07

Thij broves that osama bin laden ij a yindoo raa agint -

GuruPrabhu · Post by **GuruPrabhu** » 18 Oct 2009 09:10

paging hnair-golis phor cabtioning the poolitzuh winning tasveers -

Ij thij the new shobbing kart phound in the malls oph islummabad ?

GuruPrabhu · Post by **GuruPrabhu** » 18 Oct 2009 09:17

Something on the brothers oph oommah

Horror Movies Not Halal?

http://blog.beliefnet.com/idolchatter/2 ... lal-1.html

Meanwhile, Puteri Umno, a political party in Malaysia contends that "movies with ghosts, superstitious and mystical elements ... do not carry any positive message, but instead may destroy the faith."

For Hollywood, the ban would come as a blow. Not only has Asia represented one of the few growth areas for moviemakers, horror movies tend to do especially well with overseas moviegoers. Malaysian Bollywood fans, however, may have more to lose: they worry that the ban will be extended next to the vivacious--not to say licentious--and popular Indian imports.

GuruPrabhu · Post by **GuruPrabhu** » 18 Oct 2009 09:24

Somalia: Alshabaab—“If Your Breasts Ain’t Bouncing, You Must Get Whipped”

http://news.google.com/news/search?cf=a ... n&start=10

HARGEISA, 17 October 2009 (Somalilandpress) – Ridiculous! You would think. Welcome to Alshabaab’s world. Imagine strolling along the road with your mother, sisters, and wife. And as if you have violated some kind of a pedestrian rule (not a traffic law) Alshabaab zealots pull you to the side. And then just as police officers inspect vehicles, the Alshabaab zealots scrutinize your beloved family female members. Worse yet, just as the law enforcement officers focus on the licenses plates, Alshabaab inspects your mother, sisters, and wife’s breasts. To add insult to injury, the ignorant Western Media not only reports the barbaric events but also states that Alshabaab is enforcing Islamic Sharia Law. What an insult! What a disinformation!

But the indignation caused by Alshabaab respects no bounds. Alshabaab now stops Somali women and girls on the streets and forces them to shake their boobs. And if the breasts don’t bounce, these women receive public whipping. How dare their breasts defy gravity? Worse yet, Alshabaab forces them to remove their bras because according to the Alshabaab cult bras are against the Islamic dress code.

That is, any woman whose breasts look firm or defy the laws gravity must be stopped and forced to shake her boobs just like a Western stripper does. Ooh lord have mercy on the Somali people!

Alshabaab’s war against not Ethiopia but Somali women’s breasts reminds me a humours story about bras in Mogadishu. A nomadic man once visited his older brother in Mogadishu. The older brother then took his nomadic brother to the busiest shopping center in Mogadishu. As they were strolling along, the newcomer spotted a pair of bras. He was intrigued by their shape. After inspecting them, the nomadic man asked his brother: “Areey waxaan maxaa waaye…what are these, pointing his finger at the bras?” The brother, the city resident: “Areey rujubeeto waaye…they are bras”. The bewildered nomadic man asks: “Areey rujubeeto xay tartaa…what is the purpose of bras?” The city resident: “Areey walax raaracay roojisaa…they hold in place something that hangs.”

Now, the story of the brothers and the bras may be funny and innocent, but Alshabaab’s conduct is offensive and un-Islamic. The two brothers because of their enormous respect towards women, they could not even say the word: breast. Yet today, Alshabaab removes bras from women and forces them to shake their breasts in the middle of the road. Baffling!

Biraders, bliss to update skills on

a] Using the whip on flogging (donkeys and khuspoos dont count)
b] Gravity Law, espbecially when things stay up and dont come down
c] Squeezing, strong wrists are preferred
d] Identifying different bra sizes
e] Types on squeezing, double/single handed and behind the back attack

Anujan · Post by **Anujan** » 18 Oct 2009 10:04

GuruPrabhu wrote:
Somalia: Alshabaab—“If Your Breasts Ain’t Bouncing, You Must Get Whipped”

Now I samajh ! Eshteemed brime-molester gilani was just making suar his cabinet waj halal !!

And ignorant mujahids in pee-aref are making fun of him

jamwal · Post by **jamwal** » 18 Oct 2009 11:16

Stairbay to jannat. Eben the whaait kufars wants it.

GuruPrabhu · Post by **GuruPrabhu** » 18 Oct 2009 16:05

Brafessar Lal Mullah snapped playing with gubbara to remind him oph the fine times he had playing veternary hakeem with khushpoo

Lalmohan · Post by **Lalmohan** » 19 Oct 2009 03:15

no no no gurruddin al probe-hu

that ij tasveer of advanced LMU geneto-robotic lab ekjperiment in making higher milk producing (and lactating) mega-khushboos

did you nat receive the diss-e-rtation?
lalpraf

Karan Dixit · Post by **Karan Dixit** » 19 Oct 2009 04:04

AoA! Salam ale kum biraders!

I just sbotted an evil Yindoo brobaganda. Look below:

http://news.yahoo.com/s/afp/20091018/wl ... 1018052118

"Waziristan is like a black hole. Troops already suffer from a lack of intelligence. Even the army describes Waziristan as an intelligence black hole," Yusufzai said.

We all know that Bakistan army is the most intelligent army in the world. So why this lie?

Karan Dixit · Post by **Karan Dixit** » 19 Oct 2009 04:10

What a great din for us! Both Islamic teams are winning.

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2009/10/1 ... 25251.html

Pakistan And Taliban Both Claim Success In Second Day Of Military Assault

pgbhat · Post by **pgbhat** » 19 Oct 2009 04:17

Karan Dixit wrote:What a great din for us! Both Islamic teams are winning.

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2009/10/1 ... 25251.html

Pakistan And Taliban Both Claim Success In Second Day Of Military Assault

Onlee in Bakistan do we hab victory in defeat.

Rishi · Post by **Rishi** » 19 Oct 2009 07:04

Did not abba jaan say "i feel like i win bhen i looje"??

Gagan · Post by **Gagan** » 19 Oct 2009 07:45

Karan Dixit wrote:What a great din for us! Both Islamic teams are winning.

Bismilla biradher,
Hila-le-bakistaan abard to joo phor that piss oph literature.

AoA

niran · Post by **niran** » 19 Oct 2009 08:55

Diyar Aditor Janab,

AoA

Bojitibly bojitibe Khabar,

NSN(Waziristan Desk) Prave TFTA hape killed 600000 kaffirs masquarading as
Prave Talipan, yand kaptured alipe 100000000 of dem ebil kaffirs, alongwith
destroying 2 huts-al-Bunkurs, 2 Girls eskool(400% sure sign oph Kuffars)
yand 20 Goats(Haram!!!! ya alla me Goats).

Meanwhile Prave Talipan (another Regiment oph TFTA) has deklared magnificent yand
resounding yand jabardast-e-dast viktory against kaffirs masqurading as TFTA.

TFTA press korospondent Jarnail Naamnahi Khan told NSN dat GHQ eej 400% satisphied
with result, TFTA eej looking forward to additional bakshish, phor their prave work.
NSN

Salam.

anupmisra · Post by **anupmisra** » 19 Oct 2009 09:21

Our p'aastan

Gagan · Post by **Gagan** » 19 Oct 2009 10:08

Bhaat ij this?

Heh heh, No wonder koopher waj naat suck-cess-phool. He promise for laat oph kushpoos but why he said school pooks? Koopher naat knowing that pooks are haraam.

derkonig · Post by **derkonig** » 19 Oct 2009 11:17

^^^
Bhat ij Al-Aaida & bhat are anti-Taliban Gorces, hain ji?

niran · Post by **niran** » 19 Oct 2009 16:42

AoA,
eye yam dekhing lotsa juvenile kaffirisque pooch now a dins.

therefore to seperate Hallal phrom Haaraam pliss to do mussarraf & peard
iskratching yand answer the following kwestshun

- Since "Static friction eej greater than Rolling friction" prove dat 10% oph Zarda-e-10%i
eej greater dan Kurry-Langoor pill.

Those who answers will prove themselves Hallal.

Salam.

Kritavarman · Post by **Kritavarman** » 19 Oct 2009 17:58

AoA,

luk what raw agent doing

Cow derails train in Australian Outback http://bit.ly/214uPV

GuruPrabhu · Post by **GuruPrabhu** » 19 Oct 2009 18:18

LMU maulanas sending bi-annual hafta to Adminullah to atleast spare the mijjiles.

Two weeks ago, nava mujahids lured into the kave kaamplex to fight jeehard on the kuffars were found running around in agony holding to their bleeding crotches.

jamwal · Post by **jamwal** » 19 Oct 2009 21:25

Ijlamic plan phaar burld daminashun

Confuze Kufar jooz to dekho in wrong jagah

bhile we pegs Arap biratherz phor a taap shecret trojan oont

peg some more

and Ijlam bill rool the burld

derkonig · Post by **derkonig** » 19 Oct 2009 21:38

AoA,
sbot the raa agints.......

capshun time pholks....

Gagan · Post by **Gagan** » 19 Oct 2009 21:43

Arrey bah Wonder-e-fool
Put bhy in capital naat paakh-istan hain ji? Paakh-istaan ij the new-clear bum power of muljim world. Pakh-istaan haj most phast growing econaamy, Pakh-istaan haj maximum numper oph talibums, the mehndi will arije in paakh-istaan.
Then whyphor paakh-istaan naat kapital ?

Thij calls phor JEEEEHHAAAARRRRDDDD against the munafiqs who drawn thij map.

Pee Ass: WHyphor koopher yindoo nation colored in plack hain-ji?

Shreeman · Post by **Shreeman** » 20 Oct 2009 08:46

Pindi pijness haj peen taken kare obh. bleaje to cheyk halal eimail ibh exbekting.

Gagan · Post by **Gagan** » 20 Oct 2009 14:56

Shreeman wrote:Pindi pijness haj peen taken kare obh. bleaje to cheyk halal eimail ibh exbekting.

Bismilla, but bhaat ju mean hain ji?

jamwal · Post by **jamwal** » 20 Oct 2009 19:17

Gagan wrote:
Pee Ass: WHyphor koopher yindoo nation colored in plack hain-ji?

Butt part oph DARK in Shaart DARK Raais Eeting (SDRE) juu not samajhs

Gagan · Post by **Gagan** » 21 Oct 2009 18:43

Bismilla,
Todin eye waj going through the Jive bakistan thread on koopher PRF, where some high level discussions waj going on on bakistaniyat with pig pig words like "raison-de-etre" peing thrown about. Both me and my goat got scratching our peards at whaat ij peing said.

But this maarning while doing my daily pakistaniyat I got a moment oph moderate enlitement apout how we are told apout the 72 raisins we will get in heaven.

All pakistanij have a raison-de-etre to do jeehard pecauje in the all pakistaneej are "raisin dey eaters".

Salam

shiv · Post by **shiv** » 21 Oct 2009 20:52

Rishi wrote:Did not abba jaan say "i feel like i win bhen i looje"??

Praij be upon your mijjile! . I thinking Abba jan telling about looj motions and water-e-loo. when he actually telling about Pakistaniyat.

Anujan · Post by **Anujan** » 21 Oct 2009 22:16

Guvrmand decides to comb all mullahs in seminaries, to nab everything taking refuge in these bodies.

I dont want to be combed

neither does kushpoo. Ij LMU and Lalmullah going to be combed too ?

archan · Post by **archan** » 21 Oct 2009 22:19

meh... no matter how much they comp, their comp will pe stuck in my licefool peard. AoA!

Rahul M · Post by **Rahul M** » 21 Oct 2009 22:21

bhat a halaal oont, ebhen its tail is erekt !
I yam bery blissed !

take 72 goats jamwaluddin !

Gagan · Post by **Gagan** » 21 Oct 2009 22:36

Bismilla
Ij thij a mard kamel or a wimmen kamel? And bhaat ij the biradher doing under the camel hain ji?

In arapia mards are in the hapit oph mounting the kamel (Heh heh

), but baki beebul are going down to the kamel. Thij ij grave injult to baki glory.

Looks like kamel haj trapped the hand oph biradher in front. The kamel ij 400% bakistani - jest like koopher amreeka ij naw realijing - Give the kamel a hand and he will chew up jour arm.

Salam.

anupmisra · Post by **anupmisra** » 21 Oct 2009 23:07

Gagan wrote:Bismilla
Ij thij a mard kamel or a wimmen kamel? And bhaat ij the biradher doing under the camel hain ji?

Gaganuddin, do joo not see halal kaimel produshing ready to blow jeehadis? Second jeehadi is peeping into peephole of the kaimel. Hain?

derkonig · Post by **derkonig** » 21 Oct 2009 23:20

Rahul M wrote: bhat a halaal oont, ebhen its tail is erekt !
I yam bery blissed !

take 72 goats jamwaluddin !

aphter all it ij phrom holey arap lund....

meanbhile, bliss to ejjblain bhat ij thij?

Mahendra · Post by **Mahendra** » 21 Oct 2009 23:41

Aha Star Mullah Derko is back, I am khush, now only if Mullah Nayakuddin comes back

Coming to the bicchar, the two Mullah's with one leg raised are imitating the way in which Kuttas greet their Paki(hope this word doesnt offfend the sensitivity of someone) masters, as in raising one leg and showering them with golden colored liquid

Allahoakbarr! what a grait land this Bakistan!

archan · Post by **archan** » 21 Oct 2009 23:46

^ put bhyphor the mujaheed holding the dog in hand and poth the dog and him have a blissfool exjbression on their faces?
This looks like the jumma-nite barties in my cave complex I used to have in the good old days in the swat valley excebt there were goats in blace of dogs.