Bakistan: Emirate of New-clear Inquilabi States-Bojitiv Newj

Gagan · Post by **Gagan** » 10 Jun 2010 11:14

Heiyar it ij. Baakistaan's pindigenous teknologi. PeeNS Ghaasi, PAKULA Kilass aabdoze phor bak peheriya.
Code naam: Brojet zakaat 420.

AoA

derkonig · Post by **derkonig** » 10 Jun 2010 11:31

AoA onlee.....
10000 goats phor thij creashun gaganullah..now bliss to aljo add led tibbed shiny tolpedo..
sawal, bhy phor groper pointing to retard jernail mushy's mushy, hain?

Gagan · Post by **Gagan** » 10 Jun 2010 11:34

derkonig wrote:sawal, bhy phor groper pointing to retard jernail mushy's mushy, hain?

Al groper ij mijjin the saaft posom oph joo knoj who.
Jernail Musharraph (PissBUH) haj a musharraf that ij almost aj soft and smooth aj posom oph joo knoj who.
That ij why Al-groper ij bointing towards it.

salam

Vril · Post by **Vril** » 10 Jun 2010 11:39

AoA

maulauna gaganullah diijherves a hila le bakistan abhard phor rebheeling tob bhottom secrets oph PEE N

slams

vhree lullah

rsingh · Post by **rsingh** » 10 Jun 2010 11:45

Bismillah Gaganullah-bin-kartooni
Ju hab made my din

naren · Post by **naren** » 10 Jun 2010 12:21

Gaganullah, that baj awesome !!! a broud din phor LMU !!!

I habe one kweschan. Bhy phor Groperullah baants to touch musharaff in the musharaff ?

Gagan · Post by **Gagan** » 10 Jun 2010 12:22

Did someone say KAAAARRRRTOOOONNNN?

JEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEHAAAAARRRRDDDD!!!!!

derkonig · Post by **derkonig** » 10 Jun 2010 12:47

^^^
Gaganullah draas thij tasveer of pakula, the shan-e-bak-navy & todin there waj vaccum creashun in pak navy office in krachi, i wonder iph they are linked. ij raa trying to isteal our pakula hain?

Gagan · Post by **Gagan** » 10 Jun 2010 12:58

I yam soching that brobaply abdulls are cel-e-brating the laanch oph PeeNS Ghaas-i py exploding phyrr krackers and IED mubaraks theiyar.

AoA

Samay · Post by **Samay** » 10 Jun 2010 13:28

Heiyar it ij. Baakistaan's pindigenous teknologi. PeeNS Ghaasi, PAKULA Kilass aabdoze phor bak peheriya.
Code naam: Brojet zakaat 420.

supanallah

Once again gaganullah haj met the eggsbectation af mujahidens
gaganullah can now fill the bosition af our photochor Aak-thoo-khan
berhabs hij dezign could pecome a money generating piggybank for us

where we will claim that one af our rogue gerail haj kidnabbed aur pakula class submarine

,loaded with unguided nuclear mijjile

, and he will only stop bhen baki army ij paid 5 pillion dollar najrana each year

..
what an idea mujahide gaganullah

Samay · Post by **Samay** » 10 Jun 2010 13:39

Vril wrote:
AoA

maulauna gaganullah diijherves a hila le bakistan abhard phor rebheeling tob bhottom secrets oph PEE N

slams

vhree lullah

I yagree ,
he mujt be given be given hilale bakistan ,but I mmujt be given nopel-e-bakistan aj I leaked the photo of it

derkonig · Post by **derkonig** » 10 Jun 2010 15:55

^^^
10000 goats to joo as well for the tasveer yand 10000 stribes for leaking it, now raa azints can aljo see it..

ajit_tr · Post by **ajit_tr** » 10 Jun 2010 21:53

Prem · Post by **Prem** » 10 Jun 2010 22:23

Mian Ga Gan Ullah, Kiya Kya hulla Gulla
National sekret Khulla,Komplete nahi Baki ..a
Baaki all libe in Paki Pigmarine
Baaki all libe in paki Pigmarine
Thiz all Bakki aaaall about.
Many Piggiez next Door
Puking all ober Phlorr
Baaki all pigz in a Paki Pigmarine

Dhiz Pee N Shit Paakullah luuks berry sopheestikated yand naat domeshtikated . How arr Yniddo gonna kounter thiz Piggy Bank lukking Suarmaarine run bi Supphumeen . Duz it emit anny Sonar shignature at all, or jsht lilla Khemical shignature onlee ? Bhatt kind oph beapon it carrie, short mizzile bith Vazleen exbloseeve and ultra madren gel phuel.

Pulikeshi · Post by **Pulikeshi** » 10 Jun 2010 23:26

Gagan wrote:Heiyar it ij. Baakistaan's pindigenous teknologi. PeeNS Ghaasi, PAKULA Kilass aabdoze phor bak peheriya.
Code naam: Brojet zakaat 420.

Bhai dil kush kar diya apne - Inshallah "When Pigs will Swin!"

GuruPrabhu · Post by **GuruPrabhu** » 10 Jun 2010 23:49

AoA

So the PeeNus Ghaasi has been launched phinally!

Readers will recall that when the Yindoos launched the Arihant the Bakistanis launched 2 new-clear pandubbis. There was intense rivalry between the firms developing these 2 pandubbis. The PeeNus Ghaasi has won the race whereas the second pandubbi under development, the PeeNus Pehn*hod has been facing technical problems because the Chief engineer's sister has been off-sick pekose of Swine Flu

Regards,

Guru(Afzal) Prabhu-Ullah
Hilal-e-Pakistan
Navel-Attache cum Raa- Agint
Indian Highcommission, Islamabad

negi · Post by **negi** » 11 Jun 2010 00:52

Gillu ke haath kaanoon se bhi lambe hain he ij bressing mushy's mush aj berson in hij phlont ne ass-saaf kiya nahin.

naren · Post by **naren** » 11 Jun 2010 07:09

Pakistani eunuch Zafar Iqbal, 21, was attacked with acid by a man he refused to have a relationship with. {Biss pee ubon this biradher phor ubholding Sharia}

Source

naren · Post by **naren** » 11 Jun 2010 07:16

Cabtion time !!!

naren · Post by **naren** » 11 Jun 2010 07:23

Mujahids blaying Plind man's Puff, bakistan ishtyle

James B · Post by **James B** » 11 Jun 2010 15:08

Nare-nallah,

Bliss to use restraint with sensitive images and topics such as acid throwing.

Yours reprimandingly,

Jamesullah

jamwal · Post by **jamwal** » 11 Jun 2010 21:07

Shouldn't it pee Pee-An-Ass Bigduppee?

derkonig · Post by **derkonig** » 11 Jun 2010 23:14

^^^
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Oh oh, PeeNus Ghassi haj led rips, doej it aljo have dongfang injin, hain hain?

CalvinH · Post by **CalvinH** » 12 Jun 2010 01:03

naren wrote:Cabtion time !!!

it was this thick (responding to an inquriry about his GUBO sessions)

RajeshA · Post by **RajeshA** » 12 Jun 2010 03:11

naren wrote:Cabtion time !!!

http://www.dawn.com/wps/wcm/connect/4c9 ... OD=AJPERES

Yesterday I opened the door, and I found a gorilla standing outside with a jar of vaseline. He said he was from the US Embassy and his name was King Kong and his ...... so big. Khuda ki kasam, so big!

And now, has somebody seen my Gaddi?!

naren · Post by **naren** » 12 Jun 2010 05:18

James B wrote:Nare-nallah,

Bliss to use restraint with sensitive images and topics such as acid throwing.

Yours reprimandingly,

Jamesullah

Diyar Jamesullah,

My intention is not to gloat ober the misphortune oph individuals, but to bromote prand bakistan, the grateness oph the ways oph our incestors and four fathers, and the sup-e-riority of Shariah. How else bill the world know apout our true religion and our true laws if be dont jhowcase it ?

Salam.

naren · Post by **naren** » 12 Jun 2010 05:23

"What did Gillanee do to Sherrry Rehmaan ?"
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Anujan · Post by **Anujan** » 12 Jun 2010 20:11

New GUPO & downhill skiing two-in-one takneeki sbotted in krachi. What is the "upstanding" mujahid doing in the background?

Why does this TFTA mujahid look so....SDRE? Atleast he carries a long gun!

Lalmohan · Post by **Lalmohan** » 12 Jun 2010 20:20

^^^ Shahid Afriki?

archan · Post by **archan** » 12 Jun 2010 20:46

Lalmohan wrote:^^^ Shahid Afriki?

Mullah, yu are a riot! (aap danga-fasaad hain!)

jamwal · Post by **jamwal** » 12 Jun 2010 21:51

Bettur bichar oph PeeNuS (Pee-An-Ass) Ghaasi

anupmisra · Post by **anupmisra** » 13 Jun 2010 02:09

Anujan wrote:

What is the "upstanding" mujahid doing in the background?

That pak-e-mujahod ij the lookout. He can dekho faar if he waj shtanding on pillion. Berry berry good teknik.

anupmisra · Post by **anupmisra** » 13 Jun 2010 02:31

Warning to joo all SDRE. Bee are a berry berry shtrict nashun. Our pulees ij berry berry hoshiar. Our sadak rulej are berry beery shtrict.

archan · Post by **archan** » 13 Jun 2010 02:40

Diyar han-up-mishruddin,
in your excit-e-ment of descriping the the TFTA bakistani bolis, you phorgot to notice the taap sekrit amphipian vehicle the Bakistaan Armored Abphipian Destroyer (PAAD), pindigenously develobed, in the packground. How could this leak habben. Don't tell the Hindooos or else they will coby our tekniki. See how broudly the PAAD comes out in ishtyle.

krisna · Post by **krisna** » 13 Jun 2010 02:57

eegsperienced maulanas
ek peri peri serious qweshion puuchu--
soosai bummers after eggsplosion will likely have their mijjiles mutilated, how will they ensoi 72 raisins in jannat.

Prem · Post by **Prem** » 13 Jun 2010 03:08

krisna wrote:eegsperienced maulanas
ek peri peri serious qweshion puuchu--
soosai bummers after eggsplosion will likely have their mijjiles mutilated, how will they ensoi 72 raisins in jannat.

Jew innoshent, kaumshim Mojahid,naat all oph mizzlve bortion get deshtroyed, dhen WHolybood blastic surgeons arr on 24/7 dooty bith double oph dhem of Jumma raat and get ejjukated en chappder 69 oph the arrival menu exblaining naat all da hooree enjoing methods reguire mizzle.

naren · Post by **naren** » 13 Jun 2010 03:52

Did joo notice, only three digits phor the phaithfool motorpikes lijense bilate. The bower of three !!! AoA

One kuffar brofessor told me that the total number oph motorpikes in Bakistan is less than 676,000 (two letter code, 3 dijit numper combo = 26*26*1000). See near ejaculated brofessors, bliss to eggsplain.

Salam

derkonig · Post by **derkonig** » 13 Jun 2010 10:05

^^
Aljo bliss to ejjplain bhat does MF istand phor in da number plate opf pulice motorcykil?

derkonig · Post by **derkonig** » 13 Jun 2010 11:35

AoA Burur Spatak bpuh kykl nkvd kgb.....

Pesh hai: A din in bakstan & beebuls lepubric....

lalmullah hiyar

yand lal jhanda theyar

hawai wakils & raakit mards

shame to shame hiyar...

GuruPrabhu · Post by **GuruPrabhu** » 13 Jun 2010 11:36

derkonig wrote:^^
Aljo bliss to ejjplain bhat does MF istand phor in da number plate opf pulice motorcykil?

MF meens they are affisar class i.e a class above the ordinary SF or BC class constable Abdul on the beat