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Re: Bakistan: Emirate of New-clear Inquilabi States-Bojitiv

Posted: 03 Dec 2013 23:36
by vivek_ahuja
This farticle clearly belongs here:

Bundaar updates
The Pakistani security apparatus and allied engineers not only produced the JF-17 Thunder prototype in a record period of two-and-a-half years as against a period of 8-9 years taken in the advanced world on the first model of a combat aircraft :lol: , they have also taken the Pakistani contribution in the avionics’ preparation to the optimum level of 70 per cent of the Pak-China joint endeavour and to a satisfactory figure of 58 per cent in the preparation of other essential components.

Talking to The News, Pakistani functionaries who had been working in commanding positions in the manufacture of the JF-17 Thunder disclosed that China’s cooperation has been efficiently reciprocated by Pakistani engineers and technicians whose talent has been acknowledged by Chinese scientists.

Given the high level of this talent, the JF-17 Thunder aircraft can be easily compared even with some highly efficient blocks/models of F-16 especially in the area of avionics. :roll: Avionics in fact has enabled the JF-17 planes to acquire considerable airpower edge over the adversary’s aircraft.

And in the area of acceleration forces that enable the aircraft to overcome the gravitational pull, JF-17 is a G-8 plane as compared with F-16 that is a G-9 plane :rotfl: (G denotes acceleration force applied against the Gravitational pull to lift the aircraft). In this manner, JF-17 is no less capable and efficient an aircraft than many advanced planes of the world.

While the credit for accomplishing this excellence goes primarily to the Chinese friends, :mrgreen: the role of Pakistani engineers, technicians and officials has been equally remarkable as also acknowledged by the Chinese company Avic (China Aviation Import-Export Corporation).

One of the prime factors that provided fresh impetus to JF-17 co-production was the frequent visits of senior functionaries of PAF to different parts of the world to procure international specifications, including those matching with first-class American aviation standards that are rated as the best standards. :lol: It was due to these exclusive efforts of PAF seniors or their frequent visits to countries having soft corner for Pakistan :oops: that a G-8 aircraft was produced.

As for the difference between G-8 and G-9, that is only due to metallurgy in use of both China and Pakistan. :rotfl: According to sources, producing a G-8 aircraft was not an easy task too. For this purpose the PAF seniors also sought the technical assistance of experts of a Middle Eastern country that is not much friendly with Pakistan. :rotfl: That diplomatic overture of PAF did work well and the aircraft with many capabilities no less than most of the modern warplanes of the contemporary world came into production within a record, brief period of two to two-and-half years.

Chinese friends are happy over the vigorous input of Pakistani engineers and functionaries :mrgreen: :mrgreen: that they say has resulted in a big success of international level with export orders expected from many countries. Appreciation has been especially expressed for Pakistanis’ fine diplomacy and specification-collecting skills. :rotfl:

When The News posed a question what hope the people of Pakistan should pin on its pride co-production, JF-17 Thunder, the sources replied: “It is now one of the best and most reliable combat planes of the world as, apart from the G-8 versus G-9 factor, its radar range is 60 aeronautical miles which comes on a par with advanced international standards. Moreover, JF-17 is equipped with a far more advanced BVR system i.e. Beyond Visual Range system that gives it an edge over the enemy aircraft which it can hit from a considerable distance and move far away with full speed in a flash after firing the missile.

Re: Bakistan: Emirate of New-clear Inquilabi States-Bojitiv

Posted: 03 Dec 2013 23:44
by ashish raval
^^ :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl: I have seen ten year old writing better articles than above. Looked like a script for Hot Shot - 3.

Re: Bakistan: Emirate of New-clear Inquilabi States-Bojitiv

Posted: 03 Dec 2013 23:51
by vivek_ahuja
This was the best line ever:
Appreciation has been especially expressed for Pakistanis’ fine diplomacy and specification-collecting skills.
:rotfl: :rotfl:

Re: Bakistan: Emirate of New-clear Inquilabi States-Bojitiv

Posted: 03 Dec 2013 23:53
by member_22872
Appreciation has been especially expressed for Pakistanis’ fine diplomacy and specification-collecting skills.
:rotfl: AQK too was a very good specification-collection expert.

this is how the collection might have happened:
yaar, ek canard dena, TFTA wala. nahin hain? chal koi baat nahin, ek engine tho dethe jao, blue prints hain kya?

Re: Bakistan: Emirate of New-clear Inquilabi States-Bojitiv

Posted: 04 Dec 2013 00:07
by Lilo
It was due to these exclusive efforts of PAF seniors or their frequent visits to countries having soft corner for Pakistan
Shouldn't it be "Frequent vijits to cuntries that have haard things far saaft corners of bakistanese" hain ji?

BTW this farticle broves that Bakistani PGM (Pindi Gas Media) can beat the DDM of India hands down any day.
Take THAT joo dutty kuffar Hinjews.

Re: Bakistan: Emirate of New-clear Inquilabi States-Bojitiv

Posted: 04 Dec 2013 00:23
by vivek_ahuja
Lilo wrote:
It was due to these exclusive efforts of PAF seniors or their frequent visits to countries having soft corner for Pakistan
Shouldn't it be "Frequent vijits to cuntries that have haard things far saaft corners of bakistanese" hain ji?
Lilo mian,

Bhaat do joo think "vigorous input" here means? Hain ji? :mrgreen:
Chinese friends are happy over the vigorous input of Pakistani engineers and functionaries
:rotfl:

Re: Bakistan: Emirate of New-clear Inquilabi States-Bojitiv

Posted: 04 Dec 2013 00:38
by Prem
Bhaat do joo think "vigorous input" here means? Hain ji? :mrgreen:
Chinese friends are happy over the vigorous input of Pakistani engineers and functionaries
**** Thurst to Insert orr Paki Usual Thirst to get Burst for satisfying Master's Mirth. Mystery Must be Unearthed for Whatever its worth.

Re: Bakistan: Emirate of New-clear Inquilabi States-Bojitiv

Posted: 04 Dec 2013 03:42
by PratikDas
Jhujar wrote:
Bhaat do joo think "vigorous input" here means? Hain ji? :mrgreen:
Chinese friends are happy over the vigorous input of Pakistani engineers and functionaries
**** Thurst to Insert orr Paki Usual Thirst to get Burst for satisfying Master's Mirth. Mystery Must be Unearthed for Whatever its worth.
Jhujar ji, your posts can be difficult to follow but I must admit, there is some genius in you.

Re: Bakistan: Emirate of New-clear Inquilabi States-Bojitiv

Posted: 04 Dec 2013 06:29
by anupmisra
Khush khabar bhaijaans. To put the evil yindoos down, our peerave mujahidj will soon peelant our parcham on chaand. Bhy joo ask? Bakistanij to send al Mujahideens to chaand to free it from ebil Earth
Taking its global jihad to the next level, al bakistan haj announced that it will free the “sacred moon” from the “ebil earth” by sending al mujahideenj (al bakistan’s biggest export product) who will fight for its freedom.
Hafiz Mureed, a Pakistan Army officer who ij aljo part-time terrorisht confirmed the giant leap
“We habe successfully tested our latesht 1 million light-year range rocket Ghauri-(pbuh)-XXX. Our fidayeen fauj bill place it in the deepest craters on Moon and fix it permanently to its surface. Once the rocket is fired, it will take the moon with itself and place it 1 lakh light-year away in a parallel universe where al bakistan rulej the Earth,” the officer disclosed the grand plan
AoA.

Re: Bakistan: Emirate of New-clear Inquilabi States-Bojitiv

Posted: 04 Dec 2013 06:34
by Prem
PratikDas wrote:uote="Jhujar"]haat do joo think "vigorous input" here means? Hain ji? :mrgreen:
Jhujar ji, your posts can be difficult to follow but I must admit, there is some genius in you.
Sir ji, Paki bring out the best and worst of us. Agar Pakistan Naa Hota tho Bannana Parrta.

Re: Bakistan: Emirate of New-clear Inquilabi States-Bojitiv

Posted: 04 Dec 2013 06:43
by Prem
Phind dha Paki mark of dishtinction on PapaPoaqPig.

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Re: Bakistan: Emirate of New-clear Inquilabi States-Bojitiv

Posted: 05 Dec 2013 01:22
by Lilo
UK and China agree £45m pig semen export deal
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Britain has won the right to export pig semen to China in a deal worth £45m a year.
Owen Paterson, the environment secretary, who is accompanying David Cameron on his trip to China, has also embarked on negotiations to export pigs' trotters – a local delicacy – to China.
Under the deal with China, the "porcine semen" can be flown to the country in frozen and fresh form. Pigs will not be flying but their seed will take to the air.
A No 10 spokesperson said: "We're doing all we can to ensure that businesses up and down the country reap the rewards from our relationship with China. And that includes our pig farmers. This new deal to export pig semen will be worth £45m to UK firms and means Britain's best pigs will help sustain the largest pig population in the world.
"And we're not stopping there, we're talking to the Chinese about serving up pigs trotters on Beijing's finest dining tables. That would be a real win-win – a multimillion pound boost for Britain and a gastronomic treat for Chinese diners."
The exports start in the first quarter of next year. Four UK artificial insemination centres, based in England and Northern Ireland, will start making preparations for the exports in the new year.
Half of the world's pigs are in China but the country needs to improve pig genetics. A government source said: "China has an interest to increase the efficiency of their production, while minimising the environmental impact of increased production. The UK industry for pig production can play a large and important role in helping China achieve greater efficiency through the provision of high-quality genetic stock.
"UK porcine semen will be key to help the Chinese improve their pig production and make the industry more productive in the long term. The quantities are not the important factor for this trade; it is the quality that is important.
Suarly, Deepel and tallel fliend China has naat fargotten the cuntry with the piggest two legged pig populashun hain ji?
Eye suarly hope naat.

Re: Bakistan: Emirate of New-clear Inquilabi States-Bojitiv

Posted: 05 Dec 2013 12:56
by Lalmohan
but misphortunately the amount of the white stuff that the bipedal pigs are musharraffly_extracting from taller birader means that taller birader has to get more of it from the gora birader. but bipedal birader is also extracting from gora birader and his unkil... no wonder the bipedal birader is always so bloated!?!

Re: Bakistan: Emirate of New-clear Inquilabi States-Bojitiv

Posted: 05 Dec 2013 14:28
by vdutta
We will eat grass but will make nooclear bum : Bhutto

Man of words.

Re: Bakistan: Emirate of New-clear Inquilabi States-Bojitiv

Posted: 09 Dec 2013 15:22
by kenop
Misphartunately South Asians are getting bad name bekauj of the rioting of some peepal in Singapore.
It could even be a kanjpirajy.

Re: Bakistan: Emirate of New-clear Inquilabi States-Bojitiv

Posted: 09 Dec 2013 18:45
by anupmisra
Kapshun time.

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Re: Bakistan: Emirate of New-clear Inquilabi States-Bojitiv

Posted: 09 Dec 2013 19:58
by member_22872
^^^ Meet Raheel Sharif, lost brother of Saddam Hussein (one of the brothers of his four fathers), the newly appointed Pak Army Cheap.

Re: Bakistan: Emirate of New-clear Inquilabi States-Bojitiv

Posted: 09 Dec 2013 20:01
by Yogi_G
blijj to advice if tallel than mountain friends will send Pakistanis for specifications gathering for the pig tchi-tchi?

Re: Bakistan: Emirate of New-clear Inquilabi States-Bojitiv

Posted: 09 Dec 2013 21:19
by Lalmohan
bakis bhill be too bujji gathering pig tchi-tchi and leaving behind some collateral of their own

Re: Bakistan: Emirate of New-clear Inquilabi States-Bojitiv

Posted: 10 Dec 2013 05:43
by RCase
Im the Dim Khan wants to setup a nookclear blant on the bawder of Yindia and Bakistan. Doej he naat no that IT will becum the nookclear flashpawint between the two countries that Naraz Sharif keeps talking about?

Re: Bakistan: Emirate of New-clear Inquilabi States-Bojitiv

Posted: 10 Dec 2013 06:50
by Lilo
I hiyar IM the DIM wants Bakistani and Yindian to pe equal in numpers in the broposed new clear puilding.

Naw soch'ing deeply about this broposal, eye imagine he wants Bakistani manned Backend working Yindia's Frontend - as signifying equal divishun of work share onlee.

Hai Tobaaa.

Re: Bakistan: Emirate of New-clear Inquilabi States-Bojitiv

Posted: 10 Dec 2013 15:38
by vishvak
Thij mean bakistan want to do something. Pakis want to do pakistaniyat take-no-lodgy on border.

Yindoo and bakistan will share same shame djinn take-no-lodgy. It meanj pakistaniyat same shame ij non-outrageous grace for whole world.

Bakistan want to do pakistaniyat on the border! It meanj border will be like smelling pakistani experience and border stones will have pakistani meaning.

Same shame djinn take-no-lodgy with stones on the border,
Sham-e-sam-e-shar-e-stoneullah

Re: Bakistan: Emirate of New-clear Inquilabi States-Bojitiv

Posted: 10 Dec 2013 21:03
by pgbhat

Re: Bakistan: Emirate of New-clear Inquilabi States-Bojitiv

Posted: 11 Dec 2013 00:35
by joygoswami
Badmash assures Amrikhan of full co-operation.

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Re: Bakistan: Emirate of New-clear Inquilabi States-Bojitiv

Posted: 11 Dec 2013 02:12
by RCase
Jihadis get to stay in touch from the sky

Imagine what a pain in the musharaff it would be for a jihadi not being able to connect with his sooside bummer on the ground, or using the internet for the favorite Baki browsing activity, or searching for the latest takenowlodgy for making 'crackers', or making threats on planes, or figuring out flight controls?

Ma shah law! Bakistan's very own P(ain) I(n) the A($$) nashunal kerrier will nau opher wi-fi and bhone sarveeces on its blanes.

Re: Bakistan: Emirate of New-clear Inquilabi States-Bojitiv

Posted: 11 Dec 2013 02:19
by harbans
Can someone phind me the bhideo where a bunch of Baki's toot paro khaane par? That was bhery phunny...bunch of us around the buphet and when they said start..in 10 seconds all phood was snatched.

Re: Bakistan: Emirate of New-clear Inquilabi States-Bojitiv

Posted: 11 Dec 2013 02:23
by harbans
Phound it, enjoy the phood:


Re: Bakistan: Emirate of New-clear Inquilabi States-Bojitiv

Posted: 11 Dec 2013 02:40
by Prem
paki C T
Yindian Kaphur MOM izz phlying phaster dhan Jannat recheeding phrom Aarth. Hain Ji. Will Yindian reech jannzt bPhore Mewmin & put paki proof lock on Darwaza?

Re: Bakistan: Emirate of New-clear Inquilabi States-Bojitiv

Posted: 11 Dec 2013 07:13
by anupmisra
harbans wrote:Phound it, enjoy the phood:


Look, they are serbing two dishej. Kaal the pulees.

Re: Bakistan: Emirate of New-clear Inquilabi States-Bojitiv

Posted: 11 Dec 2013 17:08
by krishnan
the way the servers run away after opening the lids :rotfl:

Re: Bakistan: Emirate of New-clear Inquilabi States-Bojitiv

Posted: 11 Dec 2013 18:52
by anupmisra
krishnan wrote:the way the servers run away after opening the lids :rotfl:
Who would want to be part of the meal instead of serving the meal, hain?

Re: Bakistan: Emirate of New-clear Inquilabi States-Bojitiv

Posted: 11 Dec 2013 22:34
by Lalmohan
Ganja Loin launches new single

NSN Pindiwaledisco: Inspired by his herrow Bob Marley, Nawaz Sharief has launched a new reggae song based loosely on Rastaman Vibration and is selling as MP3 (he has 3 military police outside his door at all times) format via pakTunes portal. NSN mujic eidathar got a sneak preview and regurgitates bellow:
Ganjaloin Drone-nation

Live if you want to live
(Ganjaloin drone-nation, yeah! TTP!)
That's what we got to give!
(Imran'in' drone-nation yeah! TTP)
Got to have a good vibe!
(Shiaman Two nation, yeah! Ahmedi ites!)
Wo-wo-ooh!
(TTP drone-nation, yeah! TTP!)

If you get down and you Rawheel everyday,
You're saying prayers to the devils, I say. Wo-oh-ooh!
Why not help one another on the way?
Make it much easier. (Just a lota bit easier)

Say you just can't live that yindooic way,
If you know what I mean;
Make way for the TTP day,
'Cause it's news (new day) - news and days -
New time (new time), and if it's a new stealin' (new stealin'), yeah! -
Said it's a new sign (new sign):
Oh, what a new day!

Pickin' up?
Are you pickin' up now?
RAW love - RAW love (protect us);
RAW love - RAW love (protect us);
RAW love - RAW love (protect us).

Ganjaloin drone-nation, yeah! (TTP!)
Imran'in drone-nation, yeah! (TTP!) Uh-huh-huh, a yeah!
Shiaman Two nation, yeah! (Ahmedi ites!) Wo-oo-oh!
*TTP drone-nation, yeah! (TTP!)

Pickin' up?
Are you pickin' up now?
Pickin' up?
Are you pickin' up now?
Pickin' up? (RAW love, RAW love -)
Are you pickin' (protect us!) up now?
Pickin' up? (RAW love, RAW love -)
Are you pickin' (protect us!) up now?
Pickin' up? (RAW love, RAW love -)
Are you pickin' (protect us!) up now?
Pickin' up?
Are you pickin' up now?

Re: Bakistan: Emirate of New-clear Inquilabi States-Bojitiv

Posted: 12 Dec 2013 09:10
by wig
no kamment- newj from ongoing kabaddi world cup, bhatinda
The England women team management on Tuesday approached the organisers raising suspicion over the gender of some Pakistan women players
The kabaddi associations of Punjab and England engaged in a war of words today over the demand for gender identification of some Pakistan women team players.

England’s women team coach had yesterday pointed out that at least three players in the Pakistan’s women team were allegedly transgenders. “During our match with them in Jalalabad, we suspected that some of the players were not women. We raised an objection with the authorities but it went unheard,” said Ashok Das, coach of the England women team.

England Kabaddi Association general secretary and team manager Kawal Das said: “Their behaviour, their built and the way they played were not how a woman would play or behave. In spite of our complaint, the authorities went ahead with the match.

“After the match, a coordinator brought doctors to make the Pakistan players undergo a medical examination. But a Pakistan team official requested the coordinator not to conduct the test as it was against their religion.



“He also argued that a medical examination of their players would bring disrepute to the team, which was competing for the first time in the tournament,” Kawal said. She added that the coordinator assured them of conducting a dope test on the Pakistan team.

“I wonder if the coordinators knew that a dope test was different from a gender specification test. We have faced trouble every time our team has participated in this tournament. The standard is not up to the mark,” said Kawal. While the officials and players of the Pakistan women team remained unavailable for comment, chairman of the Punjab Kabaddi Association Sikander Singh Maluka called it a case of sour grapes.

“The England team is raising an objection since it lost to Pakistan and didn’t get a spot in the semifinal. To avoid any confusion, we had this time insisted on allowing only those players to represent their countries who had passports of their respective nations,” he said.

“Before the start of the tournament, the passports of all players were verified. If the passport says a player is a female, we will believe it. We do not have any reason to question a country’s legal document,” he said.
http://www.tribuneindia.com/2013/20131212/main7.htm

Re: Bakistan: Emirate of New-clear Inquilabi States-Bojitiv

Posted: 12 Dec 2013 12:27
by darshhan
harbans wrote:Phound it, enjoy the phood:

A nation of Bhukkads.

Re: Bakistan: Emirate of New-clear Inquilabi States-Bojitiv

Posted: 12 Dec 2013 14:06
by vonkabra
Pakistan to renegotiate its Drone Strike Contract with the US:

http://www.theunrealtimes.com/2013/12/1 ... h-america/

Re: Bakistan: Emirate of New-clear Inquilabi States-Bojitiv

Posted: 12 Dec 2013 16:23
by vdutta
harbans wrote:Phound it, enjoy the phood:

Worse than black friday sales and english football riots.

The waiters should be given Nishan-e-Haider for their bravery. They certainly are braver than the sissies guarding their borders.

Re: Bakistan: Emirate of New-clear Inquilabi States-Bojitiv

Posted: 15 Dec 2013 00:20
by RCase
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Heads of states meeting - Head of the Army in the way of allah and Head of the Bakis of the Islamic Republic of Bakistan

Don Hagel chala gaya. Ab mein hooin Don! Backdrop woh hi hai, Bumboo mere haath mein hai.

Re: Bakistan: Emirate of New-clear Inquilabi States-Bojitiv

Posted: 15 Dec 2013 04:11
by anupmisra
Suck-cess!! Bhee pajistani shinetishtj habe produced a new type of goat. It is u-femistakally called J-Lo. Dekho for jourself.

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Re: Bakistan: Emirate of New-clear Inquilabi States-Bojitiv

Posted: 15 Dec 2013 09:31
by anupmisra
Baki Wimmen Kabaddi Playerj. Ispot the baki she-malej.

Re: Bakistan: Emirate of New-clear Inquilabi States-Bojitiv

Posted: 15 Dec 2013 11:52
by joygoswami
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