Bakistan: Emirate of New-clear Inquilabi States-Bojitiv Newj

archan · Post by **archan** » 26 Oct 2009 21:28

^^^

Eye yam in love!

Baqr

Prem · Post by **Prem** » 26 Oct 2009 22:00

archan wrote:^^^ Eye yam in love!

Baqr

Pyar hua ikrar hua hai
izhar se phir kyon darta yeh dil.
Darta ha dil,Predator hai Mush-Kill
Helfire na banade Mooji ki Kishmish.

Prem · Post by **Prem** » 26 Oct 2009 22:07

jamwal wrote:http://img209.imageshack.us/img209/1039 ... p7170x.jpg

Wize goat says: Aal juur graass ij us

<edit> ke rang se, sistah ke Palang se
Tugh ko like Muji Baati
Kaisae batauon kis kis tarah se
Khusboo too usko satatai
Teri hi Khatir , begum ko chora , Akal ko chora ,
Kar aya Insan se Kinara
Tasver yehi dil me liye , Mooji ban gya Paki Khatara.

Anujan · Post by **Anujan** » 26 Oct 2009 22:19

jamwal wrote: Wize goat says: Aal juur graass ij us

Wize goat ij flashing beace sign. Only flashing by goats ij halal.

Rahul M · Post by **Rahul M** » 26 Oct 2009 22:56

anujanullah, bhy phor NSN zilent thiss days ?
all great khabar and shararat goez unreborded hain ?

Anujan · Post by **Anujan** » 26 Oct 2009 23:13

Rahul M wrote:anujanullah, bhy phor NSN zilent thiss days ?
all great khabar and shararat goez unreborded hain ?

Diyar Enlightened Moderator

NSN reborters are bijee bosting on blog. My fourth coujin, who is a fauji aphsar bosts regularly there.

Sriman · Post by **Sriman** » 26 Oct 2009 23:17

Anujan wrote: Diyar Enlightened Moderator

NSN reborters are bijee bosting on blog. My fourth coujin, who is a fauji aphsar bosts regularly there.

Who ij the dashing Rohbutt Firaust, may i pooch?

Prem · Post by **Prem** » 26 Oct 2009 23:20

I haab a pooch to lurned Maulanas hare >
Will Bomins asshept KLB ( Karry-Langur Bill) if it iz bresented as dipphernt KLB i.e Khushbu Love Bill ?

Rahul M · Post by **Rahul M** » 26 Oct 2009 23:31

http://bositiveneuj.blogspot.com/2009/1 ... veals.html
Rahe-na-Ijjat oberation reveals Shocking inphormation-- Mujlims are minority in Bakistan, Majority of Bakistan is Joos and Yindoos !

The remaining 50.3% are wimmens, and bakistan currently doej not have the technawlaji to determine their religion

from the baki armyman's bost at the plog !

Anujan · Post by **Anujan** » 27 Oct 2009 01:39

Ummah birathers welcoming each other with open arms.

Kuffar yindians killing babies in cashmere

Kuffar yindians ajjaulting wimmens in cashmere with modern takniki

Anujan · Post by **Anujan** » 27 Oct 2009 02:00

Moojahids become bious aphter discovering how hard it ij to sbell demacrajy in pingreji

James B · Post by **James B** » 27 Oct 2009 02:15

Love Phest oph Zardari and Badmash. or stomach groping???

Mahendra · Post by **Mahendra** » 27 Oct 2009 02:20

4 Lotawalliwood stars of the latest Bakistani flick Hunchback Mountain pose in front of Djinnah's Tomb

BajKhedawal · Post by **BajKhedawal** » 27 Oct 2009 02:35

All joo mullas know that I brefer ghaas eathing kushboo over Ayesha anydin, hain.

Butt this dins I am in gharee taklif, here in massaland I phind no kushboo! All din and raat I malish my mijjle in anti-e-cibation butt uljhan is not suljhaning!

Until I phind this Amrikhan ghaas eating Ayesha, now all joo mullas can dekh for jourselph what taklif I face everydin (aur raat), and bliss to bray I phind a kushboo soon.

In the meantime bliss to adbise whot to do with the ghass eating ayesha???

James B · Post by **James B** » 27 Oct 2009 02:43

1000 stribes to the see-near mullah phor mistreeting kushpoos.

Attenshun: Moojahids phiting in south waziristan, sopht & tander kushpoos up phor grabs, phirst cum phirst basis.

Bhy phor everyone seeing in dipherent d-irecshuns, hain ji??

Mahendra · Post by **Mahendra** » 27 Oct 2009 02:45

BajKhedawal wrote:All joo mullas know that I brefer ghaas eathing kushboo over Ayesha anydin, hain.

Butt this dins I am in gharee taklif, here in massaland I phind no kushboo! All din and raat I malish my mijjle in anti-e-cibation butt uljhan is not suljhaning!

Until I phind this Amrikhan ghaas eating Ayesha, now all joo mullas can dekh for jourselph what taklif I face everydin (aur raat), and bliss to bray I phind a kushboo soon.

In the meantime bliss to adbise whot to do with the ghass eating ayesha???

It abbears that motorhama has bermanant residency in Canada, try issuing a Bakistan visa

Atri · Post by **Atri** » 27 Oct 2009 02:47

raghunath wrote: Bhy phor everyone seeing in dipherent d-irecshuns, hain ji??

http://img19.imageshack.us/img19/760/picture6da.png

I guess, there are many wimmen in saree.. RAA agints !!! JEEHAARD AND 100 stribes...

Mahendra · Post by **Mahendra** » 27 Oct 2009 02:48

http://img19.imageshack.us/img19/760/picture6da.png

Diyar Mujahids

Is it BeBe's Djinn bhoot in the bicchar, extreme right hain ji?

niran · Post by **niran** » 27 Oct 2009 06:03

vaman wrote: Diyar Mujahids

Is it BeBe's Djinn bhoot in the bicchar, extreme right hain ji?

AoA,

eet eej da ephect oph Djinn Takneeki "Inbreeding"
inshaalla in phew saals(provided Bakistan remains) all
wimmen will look laike
-BB
-Mrs Rehman (da Gropped)
-Hassena Atim bum.

Salam

Gagan · Post by **Gagan** » 27 Oct 2009 06:40

Deiyar Aid-eator,

Why phor see-near mullah pratapulla saying all wimmen will look like Haseena Atim Bum? I phind thij very mystiphying.

Have the mullahs start secret in-preeding brogram with water puffalo kya? Hai hai, what will happen to all the kushpoo goats then?

Jours inquiring-ly
Gagan-ulla

niran · Post by **niran** » 27 Oct 2009 06:50

Diyar Gagullah,

Assslmaalaykum,

Kuspoos are for Rekreation,
&
Ayeshas are for Prokreation.

two very different purpose.
pliss not to mix & mess things up.

to aid jour jehard not to mix & mess
pliss to be pondering this

"Bakistan ka matlab kya"

Salam.

Prasad · Post by **Prasad** » 27 Oct 2009 06:54

Dear IEDitar,

bhy phor dilbullah giving vijas to mards now i pooch?

dekho here

Prem · Post by **Prem** » 27 Oct 2009 07:04

Eye aam debressed at the noose dhat Bakisatanic beeple want to leeve LOP= Land of Phools. Aye sooch dhiz iz BYC konseepracy to shut down Benis ,and take da glory abay..

Gagan · Post by **Gagan** » 27 Oct 2009 07:51

tsriram wrote:Dear IEDitar,

bhy phor dilbullah giving vijas to mards now i pooch? dekho here

Biradher
Aj phaar aj I knowj, all bakistanis have Bakistan vijja and bakistaan bassbort. Jest like Amritraj ujed to ujjue bakistan vijja to Jernail (Retard) Moo-suar-arf (PBUH).

But ju are raijing bhital boint.

1. Iph Pakistan Vijja waj issued py Amrit-raaj to Jernail (Retard) Moo-suar-arf, then bhaat did bakistan do in return?
2. Why-phor bakistan ijjuing Hila-le-bakistaan award to all cheeni and koopher amreekans and naat to Amrit-raaj? Doej bakistan hap pigger award to give to Amrit-raj hain-ji?

Jours in-quire-ing-ly
Gagan-ulla

jamwal · Post by **jamwal** » 27 Oct 2009 18:31

Halaal sweem-soots

make jawaan goats happee

Gagan · Post by **Gagan** » 28 Oct 2009 06:04

^^^
Bismilla,

That looks like the Crore Commanders are going phor a mating in GHQ pindi. Eye can identiphy most oph dhem.

First one ij Jernail Kiya nahi (in light brown chaddi), next ij Jernail pasha (In dark brown chaddi), Next ij Jernail ...

and so on.

Gagan · Post by **Gagan** » 28 Oct 2009 09:47

^^^
Hmmm,

All the Jernails look like RAA agints.

Wonder why?

Anujan · Post by **Anujan** » 28 Oct 2009 11:03

Bojitive neuj ! Delayed but well deserved recognition (by the kuffars) for Bakistan's baghdad bob

Pakistan's Baghdad Bob
Iraqi Information Minister Mohammed Saeed al-Sahaf, who became affectionately known as Baghdad Bob, tried mightily to convince Western journalists to ignore the facts in front of their eyes. "I triple guarantee you, there are no American soldiers in Baghdad," he told reporters as American troops gathered a few hundred yards away. {Bakistanis are better than Iraqis. We can quadruple guarantee 400%}

Today, Baghdad Bob might have found a successor in the form of Maj. Gen. Athar Abbas, the director general of Pakistan's Inter-Services Public Relations, which handles media relations for the Pakistani armed forces.

We wish to recall parts oph the NSN art-e-cle dated 15 September, which awarded hilal-e-baghdad-bob to Athar Abbas

Bious TFTA army demonstrating dijibline and bakistaniyat during Ramadan

Two months after the Pakistani Army wrested control of the Swat Valley from Taliban militants, TFTA army dijipline and bakistaniyat have been demonstrated hundreds of times on the streets.

Athar Abbas, the army spokesman, after scratching his peard and phyrring his AK in the air, said "No no, bakistani army are not worse than the taalipaan. They are better. They wear pants. They aljo take over the guvrmand and embezzle money and drink peer. Did taalipaan ever do this ?" a senior provincial official who spoke on the condition of anonymity for fear of getting 72 from the bakistani army said "military is seeking to get echandee back from the taalipaan for making them downhill ski". Bodies, some with torture marks and some with limbs tied and a bullet in the neck or head, have been found on the roads of Mingora and in rural areas that were militant strongholds. On seeing that, Athar Abbas, the army spokesman said "These beepuls have died oph old age".

The Human Rights Commission report said residents also described mass graves in Kukarai village and in an area between the villages of Daulai and Shah Dheri. The chief spokesman for the military, Gen. Athar Abbas, said "these pits are not graves but in fact fields planted by the bious and gentle bakistani army to grow more beepuls".

A well-to-do landlord, Sher Shah Khan, who had criticized what he termed the army’s early reluctance to confront the militants, said he was not worried about the reports. “If the security services kill in the same manner as the Taliban killed, people have no problem. We are all, bakistani and this is what rabid inbreds do” But the principal of a girls’ school, Ziauddin Yousafzi said "The state cannot be barbaric,” he said. “If people see the bodies of the top leaders of the Taliban rather than the body of people like Akhtar Ali, they will be jubilant. The army bliss to display more dijibline”

Then several rounds of AK phyrr erupted among the citijens of swat, between one group who said the Killings were peautiful and another ground who said more killings are needed to make it more peautiful. Col. Akhtar Abbas pointed to them and said "Here are beepuls demanding the servijes of bakistani army. Can we refuse now ?"

pgbhat · Post by **pgbhat** » 28 Oct 2009 12:43

niran · Post by **niran** » 28 Oct 2009 13:33

Vakum Plast

NSN(Peshewer Desk) In a latest FleaLashing khabar a prave reborter eej reborting phrom
Peshewer oph a premature mijjile fire following Deklaration from Mohtarma Killton oph
US Baki Bhai Behen pact. This in turn kaujed a Vakum plast kaujing phew moojahids
to be prematurely dispatched. more will phollow.

NSN (always ahead Tomorrow news todin)

Salam

shaardula · Post by **shaardula** » 28 Oct 2009 17:39

raghunath wrote:
Bhy phor everyone seeing in dipherent d-irecshuns, hain ji??

http://img19.imageshack.us/img19/760/picture6da.png

bhy for mean what? they are nazarein bhichaake looking around in all directions to see iph talipaan come to mehfil or not.

jamwal · Post by **jamwal** » 28 Oct 2009 18:35

archan wrote:^^^ Eye yam in love!

Baqr

with a mail goat

archan · Post by **archan** » 28 Oct 2009 20:40

jamwal wrote:
archan wrote:^^^ Eye yam in love!

Baqr

with a mail goat

Kafirs alwayj forget about the 28.

Leonard · Post by **Leonard** » 28 Oct 2009 23:14

Vakumn Plast was caused by pillboard showing pazooka's of Billary Klinton ...

Klick ere ..

http://steelturman.typepad.com/photos/u ... eavage.jpg

negi · Post by **negi** » 28 Oct 2009 23:16

And bhat made joo do a Vakkum Plast in BENIS ?

Mahendra · Post by **Mahendra** » 28 Oct 2009 23:38

negi wrote:And bhat made joo do a Vakkum Plast in BENIS ?

Simpal saar

After the fizzle and nooklear nood dhaagas every body is running helter skelter
see phor exambal, I laid roadside IED mubaraks in Nukkad twice and both times Ramana fell prey to it, entirely unintended situation. Joo-piterJi and Uma-rao Das ji are aljo kamplaining that my 66 consulates in Afghanistan are acting against their interests, I am innojant onlee, I was onlee playing a deeply intellectual game with adminullah RahukaalM( he will testify! and grant be bail from Ramana's court)
The worst injustice was done by Ramanaji by doing an equal-equal between me and SaiKo, so much so that Mullah Nayakuddin PBUH sent me a bijli-e-khat about it!

Anujan · Post by **Anujan** » 29 Oct 2009 01:11

Leonard wrote:Vakumn Plast was caused by pillboard showing pazooka's of Billary Klinton ...

Klick ere ..

http://steelturman.typepad.com/photos/u ... eavage.jpg

Bliss to naat Kelick, It ij a booby trap !

negi · Post by **negi** » 29 Oct 2009 01:20

Pie the bay Maulana Anujan-ullah; where ij oul thij mahina's ijjue oph "Blaypoy" ; hain ?

Akshut · Post by **Akshut** » 29 Oct 2009 03:14

Sherry-biography...

negi · Post by **negi** » 29 Oct 2009 03:46

Hillariouj

# Geelani , Sherry rehman ke machalte jajbaat par haath ka panja tekte najar aye

# Ciggarrette sharab aur ghosht se lekar har cheez kha aur pee lete hai

# Sherry ko jo door se dekhte hain unhe sherry ka chehra accha lagta hai aur jo kareeb se dkhte hain wo kai aur cheezon ki tareef karte hain

# Asif zaradari KAUM ko bewakoof bana rahe hain aur sherry zardari ko

# Len den ki pakki hai isliye din raat ki mehnat mein sehath kharab aur bank balance acchha karti ja rahi hai

# Sherry rehman hamari siyasat ka wo asasa hai jise lootne ki tammnna har koi karta hai par kamyaab sirf zardar hi hote hain ; yahan tak ki geelani bechara bhi juloos mein haath paawn marta reh jata hai