Bharat Rakshak

Narad wrote:Taap seeckrit photu aaf bakistans latest new-clear supmarine code named al-gandu.

Inshalla Bakistan's has suck-sex fully demonstarted its pindigenous capability to puilt and deploy strategik arsets. Take that u kuffars.... AoA!!

wah! wah! janab wat a find, eye yam seeing 5 supmarines does dat means eet da top sekret fleet to protect baki soverginity
from underneath attack? iph so den 4 laktating khuspoos to joo yand baki navy.
Salam

Spot the non-believer:

anupmisra wrote:Spot the non-believer:

Now bhich bun ij oubr Lalmullah al Bartani?

anupmisra wrote:Spot the non-believer:

The kaffir iz the man who sajoed the stage. Look at the parcham how it izz not krekt. He haz done the bad and gone abay.

Ho bot breastimating da IQ Value oph eech Maulanuus en da bicture?

^^^^^^^^^^^ there are two naan bious - theej two dhakans are showing uncobered heads. The guy in the back is a RAA ajint and Sheikh sab (the naan peearded) ij part of the estaplishment.

iph he ij naan-bearded, ij he an ishtate aktor or naan-ishtate aktor?

Hain jee mai I pucho... Bhy are thos SDRE standing as podyguards of our TFTA Nanha mujahid????

LMU Jirga held in parachinal

^^

Who ijj the RAA agint responsible for this.. hain ?

Aaryan wrote:Hain jee mai I pucho... Bhy are thos SDRE standing as podyguards of our TFTA Nanha mujahid????

Joo mean SFTA? Short Fat Tired Ass?

Reshent pikcharj have emerged from Shicago bhere our eshteemed preijent waj sheen guftgooing with the Amriki prejident. Thij waj overheard:

Suarly the best bhideo ever of Jaheel Chu-Tea-Yeah HamIED. But bhat is dis, he talks about Iran,Syria,Afghanistan joining him for Ghazwa, but not China

Me thinks end time phor profit ZH yand Bakistan ij naat phar away. Just a pheeling..

anupmisra wrote:

Aaryan wrote:Hain jee mai I pucho... Bhy are thos SDRE standing as podyguards of our TFTA Nanha mujahid????

Joo mean SFTA? Short Fat Tired Ass?

How can jooo call him a SFTA... he may look so put inshallah when he will grow ub, he will pe a Rakit mard... He waz iz and allwayzs Pee a TFTA.... Are joo a RAA agint???
I have to issue a Fat-waa on jooo... Abu-AaRyan..

Lilo wrote:^^

Who ijj the RAA agint responsible for this.. hain ?

RAA ajint here ij the hot air. too much hot air rejulted in creating a pressure differential which led to stage getting pushed down.

IEDtor jenab, answer the following poochs regarding new baki mijjile NASR

1. doej NASR means "NApaki Strat-e-gic Reaction"?
2. whenever the mijjile ij launched ij the south asian song "nasr ke saamne jigar ke paas" played in the background?

Pakistan tests nuclear capable Hatf IX missile

I will reserve my expert comments on this event till India test fires its next missile and then I will make a statement saying "India, Pakistan should work towards alleviating poverty and not waste resources on missiles". Till then I will be watching middle east developments.

Bakistan should make it clear to Yindia. No Indian engines on Bakistani railway tracks until Yindia pays $5000 per engine per trip.

Got Messaage Phor Gyari Ghaas Eeterz

Bhich devi ij thij in front aaf whom thij mard ij jhukoing (giving sajda)? Ij thij not haraam?

naat at all, he eej prostrating himself for mauler at rear with white gubo tool in haath in front of ekjiting bicchar oph hoorish object as per mauler's rekvest. aphter all, a mauler needs some stimulus to be able to wage jeehard in the rear areas no?

Lalmohan wrote:naat at all, he eej prostrating himself for mauler at rear with white gubo tool in haath in front of ekjiting bicchar oph hoorish object as per mauler's rekvest. aphter all, a mauler needs some stimulus to be able to wage jeehard in the rear areas no?

Are the otherj baiting in line faar their turn of jhukoing or doing jeehard?

eye suspackt that both modes oph aparashun bhill be parmitted

Bhat doej NA207 next to Bicchar of Hoor mean?

Now Available Room no 207 or Not Available phor 207 days?

I also dekho red colour teer turning green as it enters hoor's dil

Baki Phaki Shott raange HaaTuff Mizzle

Khassi

Bhere are so many Abduls going hain jee???



PS: Phinaly by grace of allmyti i got my 72... and made suwar that i get that in this Na-Paki Dhaga...

just a cursory glance at the bicchar and I can dekho atleast 5 inbred rabid mullahs scratching thier mijjiles in full madrassa view

On second thoughts I think that railgaadi is a Bak Rail reply to Indian Railway's palace on wheels. This one is called

a...Madrassa on Wheels( without injun)
b..Jihadi tanzeem on Wheels
c...Terror Camp on Wheels
d...Baki Gay Bride express

Meanwhile Lal Mullah in green pagdi seems to be at the receiving end of a cluster- e- fakhr from his beloved studdants. evan nava shaadi shuuda nabaalik Dilbulla seems to be lifting his salwaar and greasing his joystick

Bhen Jummah Kums
Bith lined ubb Bunns
Blace full oph Dumbs
Jehadi duu da Blast
Phor Munafquin Khlass
HU Joo Gonna kall
Poaqbuster !!!

Aaryan wrote:Bhere are so many Abduls going hain jee???

I had barned joo. Thij ij bhat happenj bhen jour railgadi shervish ishtartj offering "buy one get ten free ticketj" aj a promoshun for the momeen to trabel from Dear Ijamil Khan to Dear Ghaji Khan. Thij waj a tirick to lure human bumperj to prebent the rail gaadi from takraoing into another rail gaadi.

Haar gaye, phir se. Then bhy thij Kolaveri Di, jee?
Bhy ij taal phair momeen mard ishtriking out at the shaart kala chaawal eater? Hain? Bhere ij the ishportjman sprit?

Aaryan wrote:

Ebhen bigger than Cheeni-fraandship-taller-than-Ghodi-mijjile pooch ij, how ij injun driver chalaoing train bhen he can't see? Ij he using djinn takniki of Qalandar consciousness as eggsplained in Blochistan best dissertation??

Izz dhiz Drain phrom Chana Mandi to Hava Mandi ?

I think the Cheena company that made the rail gaadi copy-pasted the Abduls as well

^^^ This ij the nooly introduced Pijiness Exbress. These are all bious apduls going to work on IT brojects ... (you know that the Ijalmic Rebuplic of Bakistan ij phamus for IT exports).

The u-n-e-ik thing about this Exbress is that it runs on djinn taknowlajee. It is combletely air-cond-e-shunned. The train stops when passing thoo-roo hari-hari fields so that the apduls can feast on fresh ghaas (the nashunal food of Bakistan). Apduls can enjoy the aroma of pody odthar and pindi chana gas exblosions on the train for free. Keeping with Baki tradishun, we have 'why-are-more' rather than 'why-are-less' (take that you kaffirs).

The mullahs in the TSP dhaga are getting their chaddis in a twist on whether or not to exbort dee-gel, jaat-few-al and pat-roll to Bakistan. I say, we shood pe wary of the sly Yindoo bania zionists. Just like they isteel all our bijli from our waatar, as well as our waatar, their few-yell is aljo na-bak. I am 400% sure there is a RAA/Mossad/CIA consbiracy and they wood add things to the few-yell that will ruin our injuns and blanes. Already, the Baki rail gaadis are not working due to this consbiracy.

We should not let them have their evil ways to destroy the citadel of Ijlam and the bious people of the Caliphate with their phourth generation warfare. We should give Yindia a mooh-thood jawab and refuse their few-yell and instead puy our few-yell only from our masters from holy Arapia.

Joo RAA Agints.. Are joo al jealous taat i gat my 72's.. No bun kangrutaleted me.. Phat-wa on all off Joo... Abu-Aaryan

RCase wrote:We should give Yindia a mooh-thood jawab and refuse their few-yell and instead puy our few-yell only from our masters from holy Arapia.

Caseullah ,
Lahole via Kuwait !!
Juu mean now holy arap biss has become a commodity ??
Ya arrah! these Yindu banias are getting everybhere.

Now we are only left with camel piss to go with the fresh grass

Diyar Maulanas,
Eye sunno that bun Bhindian girl has won isspelling kompetishion in Amreikha.
How kan that pe? Bakistanis arr petter than Bhindians in english, ij it naat?

Kopushingly Pooching
Salam