Bakistan: Emirate of New-clear Inquilabi States-Bojitiv Newj

niran · Post by **niran** » 01 Nov 2009 11:49

Hakeemshiv-bin-khujali wrote:O-e-K Bhaat ij this then? Ij it halaal?

AoA
this needs a full strength Jirga to be konvened.

Arunkumar · Post by **Arunkumar** » 01 Nov 2009 12:21

shiv wrote:O-e-K Bhaat ij this then? Ij it halaal?

very halal use of Magnedick Anal-moly Detector.

derkonig · Post by **derkonig** » 01 Nov 2009 13:12

errm...bhat ij thij, hain?

jamwal · Post by **jamwal** » 01 Nov 2009 20:08

Anujan wrote: Spot the Raa agint (Hint: One doing "Om Namaste" instead of "AoA !")

First kushpoo raa agints, now wimmens raa agints !

Plijj to tell, bhy there ij such a pig gab petween the haaths oph sipahi on lepht bhile others hab smaal gab onlee.
Ij he another RAW agint ?

Mahendra · Post by **Mahendra** » 01 Nov 2009 21:32

jamwal wrote:
Anujan wrote: Spot the Raa agint (Hint: One doing "Om Namaste" instead of "AoA !")

http://www.google.com/hostednews/ap/med ... x2w?size=l

First kushpoo raa agints, now wimmens raa agints !

Plijj to tell, bhy there ij such a pig gab petween the haaths oph sipahi on lepht bhile others hab smaal gab onlee.
Ij he another RAW agint ?

Sipahi is lamenting

Millimeter tha main
Amritraj ke pyaar ne
half metre bana diya

Karan Dixit · Post by **Karan Dixit** » 01 Nov 2009 22:58

Mahendra wrote:
Sipahi is lamenting

Millimeter tha main
Amritraj ke pyaar ne
half metre bana diya

wah wah janab! kaya sairi kahi hai apne.

Prem · Post by **Prem** » 01 Nov 2009 23:00

Mahendra wrote:[
Sipahi is lamenting

Millimeter tha main
Amritraj ke pyaar ne
half metre bana diya

Mullah Mahendra ne kamaal kar diya
Lo meter ko bhi cir kum- sized kar diya.

Muppalla · Post by **Muppalla** » 02 Nov 2009 01:38

http://thecurrentaffairs.com/anti-pakis ... apons.html

Lots of info for the journos especially in the comments section.

Mahendra · Post by **Mahendra** » 02 Nov 2009 02:04

Still from the latest lollywood plock-e-puster Saving Rehman's privates

Mahendra · Post by **Mahendra** » 02 Nov 2009 02:26

List of Orangi Sunni Culture-less Academy of Retards (OSCAR) winning movies

1981 The Crates of Fire
1982 Jinnah
1983 The terms of Enduring Freedom
1987 The Last Emperor
1989 Driving miss Sherry ( the title squeezing miss Sherry didnt pass the censor board)
1990 Dances with Waziristanis
1991 Silence of the raped Lambs
1993 Hamid Gul's list
1995 Hasina Atim bum
1998 Shariyar in Love
1999 American Booty
2001 A Beautiful Mine
2008 Slumdog Mullah on Hire

derkonig · Post by **derkonig** » 02 Nov 2009 02:46

Mahendra wrote:http://jazba.files.wordpress.com/2009/0 ... =400&h=431

Still from the latest lollywood plock-e-puster Saving Rehman's privates

bhy phor minijter rehman haj stocking-e-xian-santa clauj sticking phrom hij kuffar cuff-e-shirt, hain?

Mahendra · Post by **Mahendra** » 02 Nov 2009 03:39

Pesh Hai

This flag of the Crescent and the Star
Leads the way to progress and perfection,
When I empty my stomach after a heavy iftar
Be it diarrhoea or bloody constipation
When there is no power, we produce no Toilet Paper
So why not use a flag from my own collection

Call the flag what you may, our pride, mark of independence
In the end it gets what it deserves, our collective flatulence

Shreeman · Post by **Shreeman** » 02 Nov 2009 04:03

Mahendra wrote:Pesh Hai

This flag ... flatulence

Bhwat bhor Mullah Mehdi-e-dra? Or were my herpes too strong and I am seeing things?

Mahendra · Post by **Mahendra** » 02 Nov 2009 04:03

Dekha Ek Kabaab To Yeh Silsile Hue
Door Tak Nigahon Mein Hain Gul Khile Hue
Yeh Gila Hai Abdul ke Nigahon Se
Wool Bhi Ho Darmiyaan To Faasle Hue
Dekha Ek Kabaab...

Meri Saanson Mein Basi Khushboo Meri
Yeh Tere Pyaar Ki Hai Jadugari
Teri Aawaz Hai Havaaon Mein
Pyar Ka Rang Hai Phizaaon
Dhadkanon Mein Tere baa baa Hain Mile Hue
Kya Kahun Ke Tandoor par roti ready Hue
Dekha Ek Kabaab...

Mahendra · Post by **Mahendra** » 02 Nov 2009 04:09

Shreeman wrote:
Mahendra wrote:Pesh Hai

This flag ... flatulence
Bhwat bhor Mullah Mehdi-e-dra? Or were my herpes too strong and I am seeing things?

Assalam Aleikum Maulanaji

Waited for 2 years to enter jannath under Taliban quota
in the end no jannath, no quota , only lota
and back to the land of bum visphota
Simpal reincarnation and back on benis rota

niran · Post by **niran** » 02 Nov 2009 06:50

Mahendra wrote: Assalam Aleikum Maulanaji

Waited for 2 years to enter jannath under Taliban quota
in the end no jannath, no quota , only lota
and back to the land of bum visphota
Simpal reincarnation and back on benis rota

AoA, mulla jou almost gave me a dillattack there, was wondering
iph jou were another RAA infilteration.

Prem · Post by **Prem** » 02 Nov 2009 09:14

Mullah Maha -Indriya
Benis Sharnam Gatcchami
LMU Sharnam Gatchhami

Gagan · Post by **Gagan** » 02 Nov 2009 09:47

^^^
Raa agunt alert.
Naat speaking pingreji, speaking koopher Sanskrit.
Salam

niran · Post by **niran** » 02 Nov 2009 10:33

Gagan wrote:^^^
Raa agunt alert.
Naat speaking pingreji, speaking koopher Sanskrit.
Salam

AoA
Diyar Mulla, Sanskrit waj the language oph da Bure since before Jahaliat,
then Kaffir Mongol happened which brought with dem Urdu. yand da
ebil Bhartiyas kidnapped Urdu & Sanskrit as their own, which leaves us with
Pingrezi onlee.

Salam

Vikas · Post by **Vikas** » 02 Nov 2009 23:49

knat aanlee that, bhartiya kidnapped eben the name bhratiya bich as per the greet skaler hamid zaid would could have been the naming kanvenshun aaf bakistaan. Humein yah samajh lena chahiye that Rehmat Ali chowdhry bas a yehudi or yindoo agent and baz barkingon on a pelan
to kidnap nachural name aaf bakistan which bas bharat.

Prem · Post by **Prem** » 03 Nov 2009 00:40

Mullah Rainanullah
To My limited knalidge oph Bakistan az da onlee example oph 62 yeez old virgin on Aarth whoze So-vrginity belongs to Amreeka,Arab and Cheena iz Shatetred and exbanded lice Baki Moosharraf. lets not kast koophar doubt about 5beelion yeerz old Baki Ishalamic Hishtory tought in Al Qaida Yonibrishtiiz.Pakistan Banega Indianland.

Anujan · Post by **Anujan** » 03 Nov 2009 01:17

Rehman Malik reveals shocking details ! Every molecule of air and water in Pakistan can be traced to Yindia.

Interior minister Doctor Kalaignar MK Rehman Malik said that the mondin soosai plast oph shalimar hotel was made by yindians. This was vehemently refuted by yindian brime minister Manmohan Singh, but rehman malik said that this rebuttal ij not valid unless substantiated by 10 dassiers.

Readers might recall that earlier, a soosai bum went off in Pindi high sucurity area, among Fauji bersonnel who were providing top notch sucurity in the blace the bum went off. While the fauji bersonnel embaraced shahadat, the miscreant was killed. This comes in the heels of phinding yindian literature in south waziristan, where a book of Samaveda, along with Bhagavad gita and Kalidasa's raghuvamsam was recovered from among the miscreants. Bakistani intelligence agencies also suspect that more modern literature, especially stacks of "Savitha bhabi" is yet to be found.

Anujan · Post by **Anujan** » 03 Nov 2009 01:41

Misphortunate sad neuj

. Two moojahids were shaheedized when they could not identify kushpoo in their kave kamplex
Bear kills two Hizbul infiltrators in cave

archan · Post by **archan** » 03 Nov 2009 01:44

Pears are unislamic!

Mahendra · Post by **Mahendra** » 03 Nov 2009 01:52

In honour of Bhutto

BS spat the RAA agint

Mahendra · Post by **Mahendra** » 03 Nov 2009 01:55

Bhangee jumping bloopers

This mujahid seems destined to land on his musharaff and spend the rest of his life on a wheel-chair depending on baksheesh from Janabs Kerry N Lugar

Atri · Post by **Atri** » 03 Nov 2009 01:58

archan wrote:Pears are unislamic!

put they are full of pody hair, just like a sacha moojahid...

Anujan · Post by **Anujan** » 03 Nov 2009 02:00

Chiron wrote:put they are full of pody hair, just like a sacha moojahid...

Joo kuffar. That ij a yindoo bear. Thij ij a true bakistani bear. Look how tall, how phair and what a tight musharraf !

negi · Post by **negi** » 03 Nov 2009 02:06

Aankon Dekha Haal

Bakistan selects some drone targets: magazine

The journalist, who interviewed senior US intelligence officials for the interview, wrote that on Aug 5, officials at the Central Intelligence Agency, in Langley, Virginia, watched a live video feed relaying close-up footage of Baitullah Mehsud, the leader of the Taliban in Pakistan.

‘He could be seen reclining on the rooftop of his father-in-law’s house, in Zanghara, a hamlet in South Waziristan. It was a hot summer night, and he was joined outside by his wife and his uncle, a medic; at one point, the remarkably crisp images showed that Mehsud, who suffered from diabetes and a kidney ailment, was receiving an intravenous drip.

‘The image remained just as stable when the CIA remotely launched two Hellfire missiles from the Predator. Authorities watched the fiery blast in real time. After the dust cloud dissipated, all that remained of Mehsud was a detached torso. Eleven others died: his wife, his father-in-law, his mother-in-law, a lieutenant, and seven bodyguards.’

In her interview, Ms Mayer noted that the use of unmanned aircraft to kill militants had both good news and bad news. According to the CIA, they’ve killed more than half of the 20 most wanted Al Qaeda suspects. The bad news is that they’ve inflamed anti-American sentiment, because they’ve also killed hundreds of civilians.

Rahul M · Post by **Rahul M** » 03 Nov 2009 02:12

both pears are halaal, since I don't see the ankles.

archan · Post by **archan** » 03 Nov 2009 02:16

Rahul M wrote:both pears are halaal, since I don't see the ankles.

Bhat will it take you to und-e-rstand that pears don't helb moojahides and hence are not halal. Wait until you see a bair of bears hanging from each of the pears when they come after your musharraf.

Prem · Post by **Prem** » 03 Nov 2009 02:24

The moth of hairy pear iz oben , dhiz guarranttee da high degree oph Bakistaniat . Now kan so,me one run "rleegion checkh" tekenic on da bear phellow to make sure muji Muji shtatus.

Kushboo boli Whoor se,kyon mujh se jealous hoi
Ek Mahine me Saat din, tu meri substitute hoi.
I hurd dhat koofar Bears have natural nasty Nawabi habit of akting laik Gubomaster bephore breparing phood.

Anujan · Post by **Anujan** » 03 Nov 2009 02:26

I am sad.

Moojahids died due to GUPO by bear, when they embrajed balu instead of embrajing shahadat.

Will they get 72 houriej or 72 bears in jannat ?

Gagan · Post by **Gagan** » 03 Nov 2009 02:29

Now thij ij a new way to attain shahadat. "GUBO till Shahadat".
My gas ij that theej two moojahids will ask phor 72 old bears and 28 young supple tender goats in djannat.

Prasad · Post by **Prasad** » 03 Nov 2009 02:34

Gagan wrote:Now thij ij a new way to attain shahadat. "GUBO till Shahadat".
My gas ij that theej two moojahids will ask phor 72 old bears and 28 young supple tender goats in djannat.

butt butt butt, the 72 pears will eat the 28 young kushpoos. what will the poor jannat-reached moojahid doo wonlee? no kushpoo and quite a few hungry pears

Gagan · Post by **Gagan** » 03 Nov 2009 02:35

Naw thij is the actually istory told to me py RAA agint who waj spying on the two moojahids.

Imran and Karim were captured py the pear in the cave aj they went phor jeehard against the koopher in kashmir. The pear told them that they would pe punished phor coming into hij lair. But pecauje they were bure pee-livers they were allowed to chooj their bunishment.
The choices were GUBO or Shahadat.

Imran waj the phirst to go, and in true baki istyle he choje GUBO.
Misphortunately, the GUBO was so severe that he attained Shahadat.

Now it waj Karim's turn.
Very mindphul oph what had happened to Imran he decided to chooj direct Shahadat instead oph GUBO so that he would go to djannat with pride.
The pear aggreed and pronounced hij punishment

"GUBO till Shahadat"

Mahendra · Post by **Mahendra** » 03 Nov 2009 02:38

Anujan wrote:I am sad.

Moojahids died due to GUPO by bear, when they embrajed balu instead of embrajing shahadat.

Will they get 72 houriej or 72 bears in jannat ?

Fikar not

They will get 72 bears minus the fur ,i.e 72 Madam Jalebi look-e-likes

Prem · Post by **Prem** » 03 Nov 2009 02:41

Dhiz iz the subreme shooudha, Da Muji gets exklusive 72 hourz Bear Braktice.
Gibes new meening to Bear Necceeistiez.
All da bear necessities, Gubo natured prickitiez
Just try, dont kry
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9ogQ0uge06o
And Hare iz Jinnah and hiz Jinnites
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c9cWkUhZ ... re=related

Rahul M · Post by **Rahul M** » 03 Nov 2009 03:03

Gagan wrote:Naw thij is the actually istory told to me py RAA agint who waj spying on the two moojahids.

Imran and Karim were captured py the pear in the cave aj they went phor jeehard against the koopher in kashmir. The pear told them that they would pe punished phor coming into hij lair. But pecauje they were bure pee-livers they were allowed to chooj their bunishment.
The choices were GUBO or Shahadat.

Imran waj the phirst to go, and in true baki istyle he choje GUBO.
Misphortunately, the GUBO was so severe that he attained Shahadat.

Now it waj Karim's turn.
Very mindphul oph what had happened to Imran he decided to chooj direct Shahadat instead oph GUBO so that he would go to djannat with pride.
The pear aggreed and pronounced hij punishment

"GUBO till Shahadat"

now bhere hab I heard that pefore hain ?

yvijay · Post by **yvijay** » 03 Nov 2009 03:09

Mahendra wrote: Fikar not

They will get 72 bears minus the fur ,i.e 72 Madam Jalebi look-e-likes

Oh man!