Bakistan: Emirate of New-clear Inquilabi States-Bojitiv Newj

Samay · Post by **Samay** » 03 Jul 2010 18:45

Yindu Rudradev haj wriiten a new national anthem for bakistan
---------Pharmaiye... mom-batti choos kay main is shayir ko pesh karoonga.

"Begunaah hain Soosai Bambar, naadaan hain unkay victimj saarey."

"Begunaah hain Soosai Bambar, naadaan hain unkay victimj saarey...
Mil chukay Pak-sar-zameen may, sab huay Allah kay pyaarey."..

Samay · Post by **Samay** » 03 Jul 2010 18:49

What a funny yindoo idea
using wagah barder to blay tenis
some maulana should reblace the tennis pall with garennade in petween

Samay · Post by **Samay** » 03 Jul 2010 18:52

insbirational words fram media parron
http://www.viewpointonline.net/fullstor ... 010&m=june

'Our missiles and nuclear bombs are superior to India's ghosts, so tackling India is imperative. Don't worry if a couple of our cities are also destroyed in the process': Majeed Nizami
Shakil Chaudhary

send a thousand goats to hij cave

Samay · Post by **Samay** » 03 Jul 2010 19:03

Some more nujes

SSridhar wrote:Targetted Killing continues in Karachi: Toll 8 today alone

Bakistan thhe land af gandus

Peshabwar the oldest city af baki RAPEs

The history of Peshawar is a story of different people and of many cultures, Pissed by Greeks, Pissed by Buddhists, Pissed by the Huns, Pissed by the Brahmins, Pissed by Ghaznavis, Pissed by the Mughals, over run and pissed by the Sikhs and annexed by the British in succession to piss there, he added.

I strongley recommend this city to pe the capital af new bakistan if talips come to bower...

Karan Dixit · Post by **Karan Dixit** » 03 Jul 2010 23:27

pirathers,

i wuz saleeping in my kave put then i had satrong desire to join the jirga session. i am bhery shocked to see that even in the jirga we missappell the names of two great bakistani cities - PeeShower and LaWhore

aadaab and see jou all later

Mahendra · Post by **Mahendra** » 04 Jul 2010 17:18

Birathers!

AOA, BURUR and SPATAK

I am suar you are all aware of the term Jaguar Vein put todin I made sansanikhez discovery in the slums of deaf n dumb

If Allah claims that he is closer your juggler vain then why you people need a dead man, a hashish addict to approach Allah?

anupmisra · Post by **anupmisra** » 04 Jul 2010 17:51

Samay wrote:What a funny yindoo idea
using wagah barder to blay tenis

I habe a poonch. Bill Sani bhabhiji bear shorts or burkha bhen pilaying tenis? Yand, bill shee pilay for pajistan or evil yindoostan?

Samay · Post by **Samay** » 04 Jul 2010 17:58

they need a reprhee to sit on the middle line ,if she blays on either side then who will do it ?/ mullah mahesh butt ?/

James B · Post by **James B** » 04 Jul 2010 18:11

Bakistan's air faarce JF-17 Bandar depheats Su-30MKI of kufr bharatis.

Gagan · Post by **Gagan** » 04 Jul 2010 18:41

Deiyar Adittar janap.
Maulana Samay-ulla ij raijing imbordant qweschun. Bhaat will pe the capeetal shitty oph azad bakistan? Todin bakistan ij gulaam oph pindi chana eating jernails and kernails.
Soon bious talips will come down phrom the mountains and do AoA to one and all. Bakistan will pe burified py getting oph munafiqs, koophar, everyone with goats, and everyone without goats etc.

Once bakistan ij azad then very imbordant to select new capeetal.
Personally I am think that maulanas don't like waater (so they are naat having bath and ismelling like goats) so any city py the waater ij not good chwoice.
Thij roolej out Kachari and Kalabagh. Bakistan ij like arapeeia so some desert city will pe the pest.

I am suggesting city oph Tattha, since it ij pringing found mammariej to me.

Bhaat do joo think hain ji?

Salam.
Jours soching-ly
Gaganulla

Gagan · Post by **Gagan** » 04 Jul 2010 18:44

Samay wrote:they need a reprhee to sit on the middle line ,if she blays on either side then who will do it ?/ mullah mahesh butt ?/

Bhaat happens iph some miss-chee-bious abdul puts an IED mubarak under the rephree'j musharraf hain ji?

Rephree will meet hij 72,
the bublic will go wild since they will prefer rephree IED muparak to tennis.
Everyone will take their AK and RPG and phyrr at each other in celepration.

Whaat a wonder-fool scene it will pe!

Let the phestivitiej pig-en
Salam

shravan · Post by **shravan** » 04 Jul 2010 18:51

Bojitiv Newj

Get yourself kidnapped to get European Vija

http://twitpic.com/22dcuu
Kidnapping of Ahmadi youth in Lahore- Pakistan Police says it is drama to get European Visa.

James B · Post by **James B** » 04 Jul 2010 20:03

shravan wrote:Bojitiv Newj

Get yourself kidnapped to get European Vija

http://twitpic.com/22dcuu
Kidnapping of Ahmadi youth in Lahore- Pakistan Police says it is drama to get European Visa.

This ij nothing. Bakistanis have got Kanadian vijas stamped by our LMU graduate Dilbullah after getting raped.

May bakistanis invent more new tekhniks to get Vijas to Kufr countries and do dhamakas once they reach there like Faizal Shahzad.

Yours Vijastampingly,
Jamesullah

anupmisra · Post by **anupmisra** » 04 Jul 2010 20:24

James B wrote:Bakistan's air faarce JF-17 Bandar depheats Su-30MKI of kufr bharatis.

Bow!! I yam sho happy. My kave kamplex number 9-2-11 erupted in happinej. The entire kufr hawaii fauj of evil Yindooustan haj been deshtroyed by our mujahid hawaii fauj and our fliends who are tallel that tallest pahads and deeper than the deepesht dariya habe made us khush. Now all bee habe to do is habe a shimilar bideo showing mahdi Ziad Hamid Sahab (pbuh) delibering lekchars from Lal Qila in Nai Dilli. Then our biktory bill be komplete. Can our Chini fliends make that bideo too? Pleaj. Hain?

anupmisra · Post by **anupmisra** » 04 Jul 2010 20:32

I bring khushkhabari (good nooj) to our birathers in different kave kamplexes in the pahads of wajirijtan. Our phd shinetishts (teerained under AQK) habe inbented an outdoor (khullam-khullah) toilet for our birave mujahids. Joo can take thish toilet bith joo in battle. Dekho in pikchar how to uje the toilet. Bhile Abdul-jehadi showj hij unique techneeq (bith krossed legs), hij birather Abu-jehadi keepj a watchful aankh out for evil kufr amriki dronej. Aljo, pleej to note ISI kaptan in the middle bith a tight rope over Abdul-jehadi.

Gagan · Post by **Gagan** » 04 Jul 2010 20:55

Bismilla great nooj.
Brejident oph bakistan 10%i ij in cheena phor jwoint exercije with sweet sweet (cheeni - chaineej ) translatornij.
El brejidenti waaj saying that bak-chaina dosti ij tarrel than mountain oph paakh and deepel than osan. Bak cheeni dosti has very very deepel tiej, and that he ij going to make several deep deep inroads into the sweet sweet (cheeni).

El brejident haj bromised that he will explore every angle and every nook and korner and leave nothing untruned to further deepen the relashunsheep.

Meanwhile chaineej phleinds have deputed their pest five translatornij at the servicej oph the brejidente. In a istatemant the chaineej phorein relashun minister said that they are aware oph the ispecial needs oph the bakistani delegation and are taking ispecial isteps to give phull phull cop-rason to bakistani.

wishing joo pest oph lock mr brejident 10%i

Bak-cheeni dosti pain-in-da-baat.

Samay · Post by **Samay** » 04 Jul 2010 21:12

shravan wrote:Bojitiv Newj

Get yourself kidnapped to get European Vija

http://twitpic.com/22dcuu
Kidnapping of Ahmadi youth in Lahore- Pakistan Police says it is drama to get European Visa.

Order hataf8 and pburraq strike on that infidel . peehard !!

Gagan · Post by **Gagan** » 04 Jul 2010 21:19

Bicchars phrom bakistan:

Pakistaan vija awarding ceremony.

Bakistan kamandoos eating national dish.

BajKhedawal · Post by **BajKhedawal** » 05 Jul 2010 08:03

Arrah-who-khabar?

Rakkitmunna in brelaunch mode

BajKhedawal · Post by **BajKhedawal** » 05 Jul 2010 08:04

Rakkitmunna bracticing adbanced in the hawa GUBO roalober man-e-over

partha · Post by **partha** » 05 Jul 2010 11:41

niran wrote:
partha wrote:http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=04v5cp-FoBA

pliss to watch the video. replace saeed by bakistani abdul and amreeki idol by bollywood and the video
ij still valid hain ji?

haj this nanna mujahid passed the LMU entrance test?
absolutely totally 400% not.
bichors are haaraam, and biss be upon jou watching yand sooching yand gesticulating
haaraam pollybood tubes.

salam

pliss not to say that.. all my hopes of getting a LMU degree are gone

ij there any way of getting a fake LMU degree?

partha · Post by **partha** » 05 Jul 2010 11:45

bicchar of 4 Bakistani terrorists.. that's all.

Gagan · Post by **Gagan** » 05 Jul 2010 21:27

Deiyar Maulanas,
The sikoorty oph bakistan haj peen further enhanced.
Bak fauj ij inducting the "Ass-paada do hajaar" system.

The system haj achieved 400% efficacy when it waj tested in GHQ Pindi after a meal oph pindi chana and gosht. It managed to anesthtije all phying pirds and momeen phor several hours.

Pleej noting that Bakistaan haj naat yet signed chemkaal weaponj treeti.

Salam

Jours nose-klojingly
Gaganulla

Arunkumar · Post by **Arunkumar** » 05 Jul 2010 22:07

BajKhedawal wrote:Rakkitmunna bracticing adbanced in the hawa GUBO roalober man-e-over

[img]Rakkit_Munna_Training.jpg[/img]

Doej hawa GUBO remove Thrust-Deficit or mutual DisThrust for Bakis and promote vaseline less GUBO ??

meanwile RAA ag!nt alert under tram-po-leen.

partha · Post by **partha** » 05 Jul 2010 22:28

kufr dress in pureland. jeeeehaard!

VinodTK · Post by **VinodTK** » 05 Jul 2010 22:44

'Chinese Islamic militants setting up bases in Pak'

According to latest reports, the ETIM has been in close collaboration with the Taliban and Osama bin Laden," the China Daily said in its lead story on the first anniversary of the bloody riots in Xinjiang capital Urumqi in which an estimated 200 people were killed.

Gagan · Post by **Gagan** » 05 Jul 2010 23:21

Raa agint alarrt!

Naat speak in Pingreji

jamwal · Post by **jamwal** » 05 Jul 2010 23:50

too manee raakit-mard wannapees :\

James B · Post by **James B** » 06 Jul 2010 00:09

Jodi phor Rakit-munna - Rakit-sistah

http://i.ytimg.com/vi/EgP-ZxPjg-0/0.jpg

vdutta · Post by **vdutta** » 06 Jul 2010 01:28

gairo pe karam, apno pe sitam.. ye jan-e wafa ye julm na kar

jamwal · Post by **jamwal** » 06 Jul 2010 01:44

Rare bichhar oph one oph many janbaaz NSN jarnailists (naam withheld) who put heir own jaan in khatra to bost bojitive newj about Bakisatam.
Piss pee upon such prave souls.

jamwal · Post by **jamwal** » 06 Jul 2010 01:50

Baki Bolis mard rush to give madad to Raakit Mard after he crashes without inbite into a Kufr Garba party for Bolis

James B · Post by **James B** » 06 Jul 2010 02:02

Bliss to inter-e-pret this image. Bhat does KHI stand phor?.

James B · Post by **James B** » 06 Jul 2010 02:07

Bhy phor Aphridi bressing poops of Chucktar?? Hain ji?

derkonig · Post by **derkonig** » 06 Jul 2010 02:30

^^^
Well, atleast he ij naat piting them..

Prem · Post by **Prem** » 06 Jul 2010 02:35

James B wrote:[
Bliss to inter-e-pret this image. Bhat does KHI stand phor?.

Sign oph Ladiez and Khusra baadhroom in Poakland ?
KHI iz phor Karrazi but in dhiz kase world nowz Poaks azz Karaalbulate Hemorrsaurass Inbredz.

jamwal · Post by **jamwal** » 06 Jul 2010 03:40

Aphridi ij bressing Chukhter so hard that the kufr Pepsi logo haj lost its rang

Also..pleej to notice BOOM BOOM on Aphridi.
Bhutt's that suppojed to mean ?

BajKhedawal · Post by **BajKhedawal** » 06 Jul 2010 07:24

Arunkumar wrote:
BajKhedawal wrote:Rakkitmunna bracticing adbanced in the hawa GUBO roalober man-e-over

[img]Rakkit_Munna_Training.jpg[/img]
Doej hawa GUBO remove Thrust-Deficit or mutual DisThrust for Bakis and promote vaseline less GUBO ??

meanwile RAA ag!nt alert under tram-po-leen.

Mulla Aurro-komara,

Naat onree this nawa hawai gupo removes thrust-e-de-feces (thus no Vaseline required) butt jou also enjoi deeper and farther pen-es-tration with gravitational thrust vectoring, ala JF Satra Bandar falling in hawai gubo bosition on incuming BrahMos. Hobe this clears ub jour shuks rearguarding hawai gubo koncebt.

pgbhat · Post by **pgbhat** » 06 Jul 2010 07:30

BajKhedawal · Post by **BajKhedawal** » 06 Jul 2010 07:46

I samaj why our TFTA Ayesha branded xtream white…..

Butt whyfor our lalbrofessor is nishan chapped “kala gulab” just like SDRE kaffir nanha bachan lekhoed on hath “mera bap chor hain” hain?