Bakistan: Emirate of New-clear Inquilabi States-Bojitiv Newj

RCase · Post by **RCase** » 14 Jan 2014 11:22

How can TFTAs not be celebrating, when SDREs are celebrating, hainji? Whole of Al Bakistan ij celprating IED Mila-dhoom Nap-e. This ij like trick or treat. When ju meet another person, ju either goatnap the person or uj IED bum to go dhoom! People of Al Bakistan are pissful and moderate onlee!

KARACHI: MA Jinnah Road in Karachi will be closed on Tuesday for Eid Miladun Nabi processions, Express News reported.
In Peshawar and Rawalpindi pillion riding will be banned tomorrow and in Dera Ismail Khan motorcycle riding will be banned altogether.
Earlier, the government had announced that pillion riding would be banned from January 10 to 15 in Karachi, Hyderabad, Sukkur, Mirpur Khas and Larkana.
All private and public schools will also remain closed tomorrow.
Mobile phone services may also be closed tomorrow.
Security arrangements
In Islamabad and Rawalpindi, More than 6,000 personnel from the police and other law enforcement agencies will provide security to Eid Miladun Nabi processions on Tuesday.
According to the security plan, no commercial vehicles such as trucks or trailers would be allowed on the main procession routes and side streets and crossroads along the routes would be sealed with barbed wire. No one will be allowed to set up ‘sabeels’ along the procession routes without prior approval from the district administration, the police said

rajanb · Post by **rajanb** » 14 Jan 2014 11:58

RCase wrote:How can TFTAs not be celebrating, when SDREs are celebrating, hainji? Whole of Al Bakistan ij celprating IED Mila-dhoom Nap-e. This ij like trick or treat. When ju meet another person, ju either goatnap the person or uj IED bum to go dhoom! People of Al Bakistan are pissful and moderate onlee!

KARACHI: MA Jinnah Road in Karachi will be closed on Tuesday for Eid Miladun Nabi processions, Express News reported.
In Peshawar and Rawalpindi pillion riding will be banned tomorrow and in Dera Ismail Khan motorcycle riding will be banned altogether.
Earlier, the government had announced that pillion riding would be banned from January 10 to 15 in Karachi, Hyderabad, Sukkur, Mirpur Khas and Larkana.
All private and public schools will also remain closed tomorrow.
Mobile phone services may also be closed tomorrow.
Security arrangements
In Islamabad and Rawalpindi, More than 6,000 personnel from the police and other law enforcement agencies will provide security to Eid Miladun Nabi processions on Tuesday.
According to the security plan, no commercial vehicles such as trucks or trailers would be allowed on the main procession routes and side streets and crossroads along the routes would be sealed with barbed wire. No one will be allowed to set up ‘sabeels’ along the procession routes without prior approval from the district administration, the police said

Duj parbed bhire meens bhee awr goeeng too hap ell-oh-Cee in our sities, like SDRE LOC?

Lalmohan · Post by **Lalmohan** » 14 Jan 2014 16:28

yindoos habh small hearts, they cannot even find space there for small small polio virus onlee, they are sending them out of their kaffir lands onlee...

sudhan · Post by **sudhan** » 14 Jan 2014 18:35

Suppanallah!! What an honor!! The four fathers love bakis 400% onlee

Bakis first to be beheaded by Arap four fathers

Lilo · Post by **Lilo** » 14 Jan 2014 18:44

^

Bakris abbrovingly commenting wrote: pakistani
Jan 14, 2014 - 5:32PM
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and that’s why we have lesser crimes there. may be we can take a leaf out of their book.Recommend

Ammar
Jan 14, 2014 - 5:47PM
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Thats y the crime rate in KSA is ultra low…an example to follow..

Supaanallah !

Lalmohan · Post by **Lalmohan** » 14 Jan 2014 19:21

turkeys vote for xmas and bakris vote for more ied
all iz vell

Anujan · Post by **Anujan** » 14 Jan 2014 22:39

RAW/CIA/Mossad behind vaccination conspeeracy have successfully fooled India and eradicated polio there. Their designs will never succeed in Al-Bakistan.

Before the world complains about Pakistan spreading polio, they should realize Pakistan itself is biggest victim of polio.

Lalmohan · Post by **Lalmohan** » 14 Jan 2014 23:21

correction, polio is the biggest victim of pakistan

Prem · Post by **Prem** » 15 Jan 2014 00:09

VacciNation Orr VaslineNation , Iz da Big Kwestion.

partha · Post by **partha** » 15 Jan 2014 00:16

Ejaz Haider -

UlanBatori · Post by **UlanBatori** » 18 Jan 2014 00:41

AoA!
Mush Needs Cavity Search

"Based on the findings it is my professional opinion that he be transferred at the earliest to our medical facility for further diagnostic and therapeutic treatment," said the letter, dated Jan. 9.

The Certifying physician is also the Mayor Of Paris. To see more about this The Home of the Greatest Cardiac Miracle Facility In the Hole Duniya Onlee, kindly see

Dera Arjumand Khan

Prem · Post by **Prem** » 18 Jan 2014 00:52

Attorney says Pakistan's Musharraf must go to US for medical treatment

If Vasleen Dont Come To Mush, Mush Must go To Vasleen

How Do Joo Sebarate Mush Phrom "Pakistan" fondled by Djinna?

UlanBatori · Post by **UlanBatori** » 18 Jan 2014 02:15

Candidate for Nishan-e-Darwin

Literate and wealthy enough to be on social media, smart enough to see the Best Choice! Wonder how she got the Passport-e-Bakistan.

How did they discover it was fake?

5. It did not show the whole map of Pakistan including Dacca?
4. The cover was green, not brown?
3. It did not smell of Pakistan?
2. It did not have the Declaration That MQM are Not Muslims?

Nah! The winner is:
1.

When they ran it through the terrorist scanner the red lights did not flash!

Anujan · Post by **Anujan** » 19 Jan 2014 02:46

Pakistan is no 1!! AoA!!!
World's largest polio reservoir in Pakistan city: WHO
http://www.cbsnews.com/news/worlds-larg ... -city-who/

Pakistan's city of Peshawar is the world's largest pool of the polio virus, with the vast majority of cases in the country and neighboring Afghanistan tracing back to the restive northwestern city, the World Health Organization announced Friday.

Al-Bakistan's tireless effort in eradicating Polio (workers) is paying off!!

Lahori Logic, Sialkot Statistics now join Peshawar Polio as No 1!!

Gagan · Post by **Gagan** » 19 Jan 2014 06:32

Bolio virus ispreads thru the Phecal-Oral route.

No bonder itj rejervoir ij Pakh-istaan

partha · Post by **partha** » 19 Jan 2014 06:42

Polio workers should stop working for polio.

Lalmohan · Post by **Lalmohan** » 19 Jan 2014 21:02

Gagan wrote:Bolio virus ispreads thru the Phecal-Oral route.

gibhs whole neu samajh to bhell known amreeki mobhie bole: "eat pakistan and die munafiq"

vishvak · Post by **vishvak** » 19 Jan 2014 22:25

Thij confusing phor mujahid. Polio virus spread through Phecal-Oral route and polio spreads from pakistan. So where ij mujahid stand phor to brotest curse oph polio worker.

Spreading brotesfooly,
brotest-carrier-ullah

Vikas · Post by **Vikas** » 20 Jan 2014 16:13

If a Jehadi is killed by another Jehadi, Who gets the bonus point and who goes to Jannat ?
The killer who becomes Gazi or the killed who becomes a Shaheed ? Clearly both of them cannot get entry to Jannat
since the Terms and conditions would apply to only one of them.

Lalmohan · Post by **Lalmohan** » 20 Jan 2014 16:45

diyar vix_as_salahuddin (see ju can habh aather naams too!)
ju are refaaring to circular referaaans also known as the jehadi singularity
there is (inshallah) an asymptotic mode hiyar that might lead to all of them dissappearing up the black musharraff oph pakistan

Anujan · Post by **Anujan** » 20 Jan 2014 23:03

VikasRaina wrote:If a Jehadi is killed by another Jehadi, Who gets the bonus point and who goes to Jannat ?

The one with the longer and more lush beard of course!

RCase · Post by **RCase** » 21 Jan 2014 05:56

Fizzle-ya-e-Krachi - Ij Bakistan a province of Al Cheen? The Greens painting the town Red?

RCase · Post by **RCase** » 21 Jan 2014 06:01

Baki fizzle-ya DRONES!

joygoswami · Post by **joygoswami** » 22 Jan 2014 02:31

Hazrat Zaheel HamIED (pbuh) on his Bandaar after bombing civilians in waaziristan.

gandharva · Post by **gandharva** » 24 Jan 2014 09:16

Anand K · Post by **Anand K** » 24 Jan 2014 09:38

Is that the long lost (separated at Dacca '71) Judwa bhai of that kufr actor G'urj Al Khlooni?

vishvak · Post by **vishvak** » 26 Jan 2014 00:58

Djinn technology to make middle-age maulana to after-uje maulana! I hab a pooch why maulana looj coat and bow fast - after magic herp- ij side effect for all in jinda-bhaag lands.
loo-djinn technologies,
sham-poo-magic-ullah

Ashok Sarraff · Post by **Ashok Sarraff** » 26 Jan 2014 01:01

RCase wrote:

Fizzle-ya-e-Krachi - Ij Bakistan a province of Al Cheen? The Greens painting the town Red?

Wow, the plane with sunnat done on it.

joygoswami · Post by **joygoswami** » 26 Jan 2014 20:52

Peehold the Musharraf groping Baki Arab birather.

Klick Here

partha · Post by **partha** » 27 Jan 2014 12:19

http://www.dawn.com/news/1083048/snowde ... n-industry

Snowden says NSA also spies on industry

Whoa! missed outraje opportunity. If only Bakistan had a half decent industry.

Rajagopal · Post by **Rajagopal** » 29 Jan 2014 01:03

Listen all you Short dark rice eating Indians!

The world's first and only surface-to-air car with the scramjet technology has been designed and invented in Pakistan.

Look at the below link and weep to your heart's content

http://www.dailymotion.com/video/x1abqg ... s?start=47

partha · Post by **partha** » 29 Jan 2014 14:05

Birathers and wimmens, pliss to offer brayers to Major Amir who waj beheaded.

joygoswami · Post by **joygoswami** » 29 Jan 2014 22:46

Bresenting Pakhanastan newest dicknologically advanced PeeaSsLunV raakit powered by TFTA moojahid. Take dat yu Yindoos

Shanmukh · Post by **Shanmukh** » 30 Jan 2014 04:31

Anujan wrote:
VikasRaina wrote:If a Jehadi is killed by another Jehadi, Who gets the bonus point and who goes to Jannat ?
The one with the longer and more lush beard of course!

Long have had a koschen about this, guru log. What happens to the car blown up in jihadi attacks? What does it get in place of 72 virgins?

RCase · Post by **RCase** » 30 Jan 2014 05:36

^^^
72 kamils of course!

RCase · Post by **RCase** » 30 Jan 2014 05:45

joygoswami wrote:Peehold the Musharraf groping Baki Arab birather.

Klick Here

Mashallah! This muj will fit right into Khanate! He ij already prepared in cabity search taqniqi by demunstrating hij grabity search! Forget T vijja, he needs to be ijjued a G vijja, with full immunity immediately! (For the kaffirs - G vijja ij G**du vijja!).

archan · Post by **archan** » 30 Jan 2014 07:12

RCase wrote:

Fizzle-ya-e-Krachi - Ij Bakistan a province of Al Cheen? The Greens painting the town Red?

bhyphor it look like its head haj peen chobbed off?

Shreeman · Post by **Shreeman** » 30 Jan 2014 11:49

Oi, bhat phor ij the reajon of boor berphormance in theje olymbics here. Not even an honoraple mention! Bleaje to rektify.

vishvak · Post by **vishvak** » 30 Jan 2014 20:16

joygoswami wrote:Bresenting Pakhanastan newest dicknologically advanced PeeaSsLunV raakit powered by TFTA moojahid. Take dat yu Yindoos

Mujahid ij preparing in pakilands for s-bace station lifestyle in jannat. Thij to hab all needfool to reach right place for liftoff.

Lifting gadhaa along,
Pyaara-oph-jannat-ullah

Ashok Sarraff · Post by **Ashok Sarraff** » 30 Jan 2014 20:21

archan wrote:
RCase wrote:

Fizzle-ya-e-Krachi - Ij Bakistan a province of Al Cheen? The Greens painting the town Red?
bhyphor it look like its head haj peen chobbed off?

Kafir ebil moderator, aj I alredy mentioned abobe, sunnat (foreskin chopping) haj been done on the ijlamic plane as ordained by the Maslic real God and done by our fourfather ab-raham, who was a maslic probhet.