Bakistan: Emirate of New-clear Inquilabi States-Bojitiv Newj

partha · Post by **partha** » 06 Jul 2010 10:01

KHI = Kufr HIndustan?
I love Kufr HIndustan? jeeeeeeehaaaaaard!

partha · Post by **partha** » 06 Jul 2010 10:03

James B wrote:Bhy phor Aphridi bressing poops of Chucktar?? Hain ji?

What ij "Boom Boom" on Apridi shert? Looking at the pic, i think it ij a sbelling mistake

Gagan · Post by **Gagan** » 06 Jul 2010 10:54

James B wrote:

Bliss to inter-e-pret this image. Bhat does KHI stand phor?.

Biradher pleej to see correctly

w/salam

jamwal · Post by **jamwal** » 06 Jul 2010 11:54

It cood pee " I Lub Kiya naHI"
But then I soch apout the rang oph logo. It ij kufr Yindoo saphron rang. Suarly a RAA conspeeracee it ij.

pgbhat wrote:

RAA agints are pecoming more pheerless ebery din. Pleej to notis this bun

derkonig · Post by **derkonig** » 06 Jul 2010 13:09

Krachi hijda inpreds, hain hain?

Gagan · Post by **Gagan** » 06 Jul 2010 13:15

In the bicchar apove, notis how the bakistanij are peing very claver.
Bakistani abdul fauji are naat pooling rope, boor peasent chainee soldier ij doing all the hard work.
Bakistani abdul fauji are only bretending to pool, and joo can see py phacial eggbression.

This claverness ij inpred into every bakistani spacially bakistani fauji. Joo see bakistani fauji doejn't need to phyte when there are inpred hungry naked abduls oph LET and Hizpull to do all the killing and getting killed.

Now ijn't it claver hain ji?

naren · Post by **naren** » 07 Jul 2010 12:02

See near mullah's phaborite bick ub line to hit on ayeshas

Summer kollection. Brijenting latesht in bious phashion.

Rawk konjert in Bakistan

Bakistan night liphe

naren · Post by **naren** » 07 Jul 2010 12:28

Bakistan's peephitting reshponj to kuffar A-team... the Pee-team

Real ishtate market ij pooming in Bakistan.

Ubshkale neighpourhood in Bakistan. Gated kammunity bith armed shecurity.

Alt-e-rnate liphe ishtyle LMU brofessor (seriously !). Bery bobular among prokepack mountain birathers.

RajeshA · Post by **RajeshA** » 07 Jul 2010 16:27

pgbhat wrote:

Auu, bwhy all theej mujahids bulling at my jhaant ka baal! Leave me alone in my cave!

derkonig · Post by **derkonig** » 08 Jul 2010 09:38

diyar aaditaar,
bliss to ejjblain bhy phor no relief in gas loadshedding, hain hain? haj raakitmard peen having herps with hij pindi chana? haj amirkha guboed too hard? bhy phor no relief phrom gas?

http://tribune.com.pk/story/24771/no-re ... dshedding/

svinayak · Post by **svinayak** » 08 Jul 2010 09:54

Pakistani President Asif Ali Zardari, second right, and Chinese President Hu Jintao, right, shake hands while Zardari's daughters stand beside at the Great Hall of the People in Beijing, China, Wednesday, July 7, 2010. Pakistan President Asif Ali Zardari appealed Wednesday to Chinese business leaders for help in developing his country's ailing energy sector, pointing to nuclear power as one area of growth but making no public mention of a deal with China that has alarmed the U.S. and others. (AP Photo/Alexander F. Yuan, Pool)

CalvinH · Post by **CalvinH** » 08 Jul 2010 10:05

^^ 10 percenti gave 99% to one daughter only it seems...

naren · Post by **naren** » 08 Jul 2010 11:00

CalvinH wrote:^^ 10 percenti gave 99% to one daughter only it seems...

are joo shure joo habe naat added 30% more ?

jamwal · Post by **jamwal** » 08 Jul 2010 19:44

Haraam NATO subblies peing made halaal

jamwal · Post by **jamwal** » 08 Jul 2010 19:59

Warning: May cauje bremature mijjile phyrr.

niran · Post by **niran** » 09 Jul 2010 16:16

Diyar Aditor Janab

AoA

Eye pring Bojitibly joyous tidings,

NSN(Joyous tidings Desk) NSN reborter phrom Bakistan Afganistan barder has
very joyously reported a Great Viktory,

A Battalian oph prave moojaheeds hape given Infedal Yamreeki fauj moohtod
defeat with kaptoring yand purning oph 2 Jeeps, 20 Bullock carts, 200 Gadha Gadi,
depriving Yamreeki fauj oph much needed supplies.

NSN(Pisswar Desk) There has been reports oph thunderously dhamakedar dispatch
oph 50 people in a Yakka Ghund Tehsil oph Mohamad Agency, this okured when
celebrashun oph the great joyous viktroy reported above went asstray and a kollection
oph pindi chana prematurly blew some vakume bulb, not a pomb plast as infedal press are reporting.

Salam.

NSN

Haalal Link: pliss to be keyliking where eet sayej Keylik

niran · Post by **niran** » 10 Jul 2010 08:05

AoA
peelow here eez some haalaalified bichors of Fridin Dhamakadar Selebrayshun

(a) bhaag mulla hawa khrab hai!!

(b) no kament

(c) look at the gusstakhi oph RAA agint

rsharma · Post by **rsharma** » 10 Jul 2010 11:01

La-hole Pilla Kuwait Illa Pilla Aakh-thoo

Bhy r the joos solders dancing, hain ji????

Bhee need to send the Ghazwa-e Pehind ober there ass soon ass bossiple, to but the joos pack in their blace bhere they pelong..

niran · Post by **niran** » 10 Jul 2010 13:05

Diyar Aditor Janab,
AoA yand assslamalaykum,

The disspatched toll has reached 102 in Mohmad Agency vakum bulb gone wrange,
as reported by NSN khabari from Pisshawar.
peeroof

half da town eez marked phor re konstruction inkluding lokal Jailkhana aphter
vakum bulb explosion.

Meanwhile:
NSN Islumisbad reports kloser oph all Gass Tanki, in lieu oph da Sarkari drive to
increase energy ephiseeiancy by increasing Ghass Gas yand Pindi Channa Gas
production.
Pliss to ketlik here phor detail

elsewhere:

NSN reports Atta mills ishtrike in 3 din in lieu oph Atta transportation ban.
to get to da pottom oph dis ishtrange arder, NSN kontacted Atta Manister
Janab Atta nahi ali Butt, his janab ishkratched his peard yand head and promised
to get back with korrect jawab real soon now.

pliss to be keyliking here phor details

Salam

This eez NSN

anupmisra · Post by **anupmisra** » 10 Jul 2010 21:17

Not Bhelcum Anybhere
Bhy?

Respekted maulanas and other bhise paastaniyons:

AoA. I bring to you this khat (chitthi) fraam our fellow paastani who haj a shikayat. He and hij type are not bhelcum in doosra nashuns. Bhy? Bhy? Bhy? Bhaat habe bhee done to dejerve thij? Ij this becaaj bhee are paastani? Hain? Pleaj to give cordial rejponj. Bhy the bay, bhat ij a "seapharer"? I had sunooed about airphare.

Problems of Pakistani seafarers

I am a Pakistani seafarer working on board foreign-flagged vessels and hence contribute by way of earning valuable foreign exchange for the country. I wish to highlight a few issues which are constantly faced by me and my fellow Pakistani seafarers all over the world.

If a ship with a Pakistani seafarer calls any port in the USA it is treated as having on board what is called individuals of “Restricted Nationality” and hence subjected to increased and time consuming inspection by the US Customs and Border Police (CBP) which includes a detailed interview of the concerned person, finger printing and treated in general with extreme contempt.

Even though the concerned individual has gone through the same humiliating procedures at the US Embassy in Islamabad resulting in the issue of a multiple entry US visa it does not absolve him of the above. Similarly, if a vessel with a Pakistani national calls Singapore it is not cleared unless the immigration authorities board and conduct almost the same procedures as in US ports.

Almost likewise is the case in most of the European ports and even some of the Middle Eastern ports which of course entails additional costs and delays to the ship owners resulting in loss of revenues and hence some of them are dispensing with the services of Pakistanis on board their vessels.

It’s a sorry state of affairs and it’s as if our government is hardly aware of it let alone doing anything concrete to mitigate the effects of such victimization. It is understandable though that being a client state and having being brought into power, we cannot stand up for their citizens.

Capt. Asif N Siddiqui
Karachi

Bhat to do, please advije kaptaan Sid-D-Key.

Dishapprovingly jours,

Mizrahi - al - nooyarki

Arunkumar · Post by **Arunkumar** » 10 Jul 2010 23:03

Q.) Why did the Baki pump nitrous oxide gas up his musharaff??

A.) Bcoz Doctor advised him to get local anus-thesia.

naren · Post by **naren** » 11 Jul 2010 00:03

^^^

Rahul M · Post by **Rahul M** » 11 Jul 2010 00:17

anupmisra wrote:Respekted maulanas and other bhise paastaniyons:

AoA. I bring to you this khat (chitthi) fraam our fellow paastani who haj a shikayat. He and hij type are not bhelcum in doosra nashuns. Bhy? Bhy? Bhy? Bhaat habe bhee done to dejerve thij? Ij this becaaj bhee are paastani? Hain? Pleaj to give cordial rejponj. Bhy the bay, bhat ij a "seapharer"? I had sunooed about airphare.

diyar anup-al-mishra,
baki journalist doing galti bhile typing seapharer. baki journalist and IEDator not pari-likhi type like NSN mards, them bhanted to rite sheep-rearer bhich as you know is a phamous isport in bakistan. baki sheep-rearers are the bhest, even raakit mard bractises it !
yours in soosai,
Rah-ul Yum.

jamwal · Post by **jamwal** » 11 Jul 2010 01:26

blah..
Who cares apout kufr Umreeka and Seengapoor. Eberypady.. mein phir kahunga, gaur se suniyega.. EBERYPADY in this duniya ij happy to see Bakisatanis go bhere it trooly matturs: Jannat.
It's onlee a punch oph loojers who pheel sad bheneber Bakisatanis get their 72+28. They are YYY agints and shood pee dealed laik that onlee.

Salaam & Rear-guards

Jamwaluddin-bin-ZamZam-Waale

Ophisial subbliar oph Zam Zam to Jirgas all around duniya

niran · Post by **niran** » 11 Jul 2010 09:56

zam zam walle wrote: Jannat

lahole villa kuwat!!!
onlee idiots yand poorest oph da poor goes to jannat phor 72+28
Bious maulaners goes to Jahanum phor 72+28, underishtanding!?! hainji?

AoA yand salam

niran · Post by **niran** » 11 Jul 2010 11:29

AoA
thij bost by Mulla Haroon needs mucho mussarraf peard iskratching by the jirga

Keylik

salam

naren · Post by **naren** » 11 Jul 2010 13:18

Mullah Ajit_truddin, BPUH, haj giben uj the bious manual. Bliss to read and shtrictly phollow.

Salam

Smokers’ Corner: Excuses, excuses

* In case of a suicide attack in a mosque or a shrine (in Punjab), just utter the following two words: “Blackwater and America.” In case of a similar suicide attack in Karachi, just say: “MQM!”

* When fanatics of a majority Muslim sect attack a minority Muslim sect, exhibit concern and anger. Then go out and burn an Israeli flag.

* When fanatics attack people of other minorities (Christians, Hindus, Ahmadis, etc.), don’t say anything. Start discussing the weather instead. “I say, fellow Muslim brother, very hot these days. Yes, fellow Muslim sister, very hot indeed. Care for some halal nimbu-paani?”

* Bellow ‘Alhamdulillah’ if a fellow Muslim echoes your own point of view on faith. But yell ‘blasphemy’ if a fellow Muslim dares to exhibit a different point of view. Shout him down and out, calling him ‘misguided,’ or worse, an ‘infidel.’ Then call this discourse ‘a healthy debate on religion.’

* When a suicide attack takes place in Punjab, explain it as a conspiracy by forces who want a military operation against militants in southern Punjab. Offer ‘dialogue’ and ‘talks’ as a solution. And the removal of Zaradri.

* Explain all economic, social and political problems being faced by Pakistan as ‘God’s wrath’. Say all this is taking place because we have stopped following our true faith. Add to this the presence of an obvious plot against Pakistan and Islam by America, Israel, India, Britain, Netherlands and Chili. Offer the banning of Facebook and Google as a solution. And the removal of Zaradri.

* Whenever there are rumours of a military coup, pray they are true. Explain that democracy and secularism are deeply flawed and have destroyed the world. Totalitarian monarchies with entrenched security and bureaucracies are much better and in line with our Arab origins. Please do not compare us to Indians. We have nothing in common with them (except our DNA, culture, cuisine, language, music and geography).

* When confronted by the sceptre of vicious sectarian organisations running wild, deny their existence because you have banned them. Say that they are nothing but figments of the imagination of liberal fascists. Say you are the real liberals; members of civil society imbued with socialist values. Declare that your ability to engage in massive socialising (through Facebook) makes you socialist in the true sense of the word; and that lately you have also dabbled in Marxism at cafes (where you blow off half a month’s average national salary on lattes and cappuccinos) whilst constructing your neo- Marxism around the tacit acceptance of the Taliban’s superior Arab cultural identity. Proudly announce, “We salute Abul Ala Marx, Lenin Bin Laden, and Mulla Mao!”

* These are difficult times for civil society. While the tyrannical coalition government of PPP, ANP and MQM is destroying the country with a so-called ‘progressive agenda’ (another Zionist conspiracy) that involves legislation about women’s rights and the enfranchisement and autonomy of minority provinces, our brave lower adjudicators are fighting a Herculean battle to free the champions of our true Arab identity: Hafiz Saeed, Maulana Aziz and Masood Azhar.

* Always remember, while our existential adversary India is investing billions of dollars in Afghanistan’s infrastructure and municipal training, we are using our billions (that we don’t have) to create the ultimate strategic depth in Afghanistan: i.e. fattening macho Islamist bravados who will eventually recreate the Islamic caliphate that made Afghanistan the model of peace and prosperity from 1996 to 2001.

* Whenever there is a terrorist attack in Khyber Pakhtunkhwa, blame it on ANP’s nationalism. Insist that the Taliban are the real expression of nationalism. They have done their best to cleanse the province from pagan influence. The Taliban are a legitimate resistance movement against the occupation of the United Emirates of Pakhtunkhwa by ANP. The only genuine Pathans are Imran Khan and Hamid Gul. Offer the enforcement of Sharia there as a solution. And the removal of Zaradri.

Mahendra · Post by **Mahendra** » 11 Jul 2010 15:19

Why did the dyslexic Pawki Adbul kill the retired judge?

Because he misread Notary as Natoguy

Arunkumar · Post by **Arunkumar** » 11 Jul 2010 15:22

Q.) Why did god create Hunza lake?

A.) Every Toilet needs a Flush.

Mahendra · Post by **Mahendra** » 11 Jul 2010 15:33

What is a Pawki Elite called in French?

Sister Fornicateur

Arunkumar · Post by **Arunkumar** » 11 Jul 2010 15:45

Q.) Which country has highest MBAs?

A.) Pakistan. (MBA = Master in Begging Administration in paki context).

anupmisra · Post by **anupmisra** » 11 Jul 2010 17:06

Gunmen kill 11 Pakistanis in Afghanistan

Diyar Maulaners and seenear A-Deetarjee:

My khoon ij boiling. Bhy oh bhy must hamare citijenj be hoomilated in parayey nashuns? Hain? Theje poor paajistanis had gone to unholy land of the afghanj only to bee facing bullets? Pleaj to dekho nooj item:

He said the deceased had come to Afghanistan from Parachinar area in Kurram Agency to buy items of daily use.“Most of the people from Parachinar cross over into Afghanistan to buy daily use items, as they cannot travel to down-country due to poor security situation,” he said.

Bhy oh bhy must our citijenj need daily uje items eberydin? Have they no goatj and lota of their own? Hain? Bhat elje do they need?

Poonchingly jours.

Self-Satijfiedly-al-Nooyarki

Mahendra · Post by **Mahendra** » 11 Jul 2010 17:28

I yam phirst taim hiyaring about pullets peing ujed to halal cockroaches, now I trooly pelieve that the Pashtun birathers have a bada dil
RIP(Raisins in Paradise)

jamwal · Post by **jamwal** » 11 Jul 2010 19:13

Many rich Bakisatanis uje ghaas cutting ozars (tools) to eat unlike boor Bakis who uje their munh and haaths onlee. Theje tools are available border paar. This meanj that jealoass gunmen targetted rich Bakis onlee. It looks laik a YYY consbiracy onlee to weaken the Baki eco-no-money

Dilbu · Post by **Dilbu** » 11 Jul 2010 19:28

Diyar jamwaluddinn
The karrect naam eej dekho-no-money.
Slam

Prem · Post by **Prem** » 12 Jul 2010 03:45

I haab pooch phor bize obersize maulannaz!!
Bhat izz Allha Taala en Poak Kontext?
Izz it the naim oph Taala ( Lock) or Allah haaz puut Taala on Poak Porkz or Poak Prokz hazz put Taala on Allah ? Orr itz three en One/

Gagan · Post by **Gagan** » 12 Jul 2010 06:32

Deiyar Aid-eator janaab,
BURUR.
We are relejing taap secret bhoto oph broof that forrein hand ij brejent in bakistan. Pleej see bicchar pelow, it ij a conspeeracy onree. Eye Ass Eye agint Prey-mulla did the phirst invest-e-gatun in Jive bakistaan dhaga todin.

Notis how everyone ij covering their musharraf theej dayj.

Salam

niran · Post by **niran** » 12 Jul 2010 08:11

^^ Bissmilla! both da mussarraf kovered moojaheeds are looking
mussarrafisquely at da unkovered, very haalal to rest yand feast jour ankh

Salam

naren · Post by **naren** » 12 Jul 2010 13:12

(Bicchar Courtejy : Mullah Airavatuddin, BPUH.)

On my count, we attacq. Ready ? 1, 2, 3....

Arrah hu Ak...DARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR

Pindi chana stealth warfare.

Let uj blay "shmell and tell".

Rulej: plindpholded biradher must tell who caujed the shmell.

Latesht innobation in military teknology phor bious fauj. Downhill slide !!! Workj in all weather kondishuns.

Bious fauj carefooly egjamining Savita Bhabhi hindu literature kaptured phrom kuffar ahmediya terrorishts. (Bliss to note that thij might cause accjidental mijjile phyrr.)

Pindi Chana brobuljion teknology.

Entertainment phajility phor bious fauj, to pee ujed when halal goats are not phound.

Gagan · Post by **Gagan** » 12 Jul 2010 14:23

naren wrote:Let uj blay "shmell and tell".

Rulej: plindpholded biradher must tell who caujed the shmell.

Pindi Chana brobuljion teknology.

Lahore via Kuwait!
Such dirrrrrteeee language joo are ujing.
Cheee Cheee.

Bhat ij wraang bith the age old

Aada p**da kaun p**da
Mamoo-jaan ka ghoda p**da
Dhaain, Dhaain, Dhoooossssh...

Salam