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Darjee makeeng purqa(phor under cober operashuns onlee) phor Mullah Nayakkudin


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AK phyrr....
RPG phyrr....
welcum pack piradher nayakuddin....NeT AoA
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:eek:
i phailed to notish saphron rang on nakhoons oph darjee. RAW agint alurt
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Hashish ishtain. Totally 400% halal.
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Post by Gagan »

But wrist jwoint ij vijibul.
phifty phifty Raa agint / Baki Jernail.

Welcome to mullah Nayakuddin.

But be carefool, todin itself eye saw all bredatorullas gathering in the air around nawa abdul Verg-hees in jiye bakistan dhaga, to prove iph he was halaal or a raa agint. That seems to have peen avoided phor now.

AoA
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came across this while googling
This is a riot!
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Hold your AK phyrring diyar mullahs

Is this Nayakuddin the virginal Nayakuddin or ij he RAA?
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AoA!
Have u seen kuffar dejenerate movie called "The Astronaut's Wife"? :eek: :shock:
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OMG, entire LMU senior faculty is present there... ROFLMAO ..... :rotfl: :rotfl:
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Haj the mohterem passed any new motions in parliament recently?
How frequently does she pass motions in parliament?

If it is not frequently then it must pe very upsetting in the stomach, I gas.

How much haj the so-ver-ginity gap peen reduced. Waj so-ver-jinty decreased self-lessly or did some LMU maulanar help in the brocess.

So manu qwestions, so phew answers.

Salam
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Post by Prem »

Bhere iz MR bhen joo need heem!!
Baharo Phool Barsao, Nayakoodeen aaya hai
Jirga e Khushpoo saath me laaya hai .
Paaaaki Musharraaf Ghabaraya hai.
O Lal Mullah tu laga Vasleen abb apne haatho pe
Tight Musharraf hai, mizzle maalish kar dono haatho se
Amritrak ko bhool jao , Gubomaster aaya hai .
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Post by Nayak »

jamwal wrote:Darjee makeeng purqa(phor under cober operashuns onlee) phor Mullah Nayakkudin


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No wonder motorhama ij so phair, so much hair on the fore-arms eben sunlight cannot benetrate.....

Joo inphidels always mijj out on phiner details.
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Mahendra wrote:Hold your AK phyrring diyar mullahs

Is this Nayakuddin the virginal Nayakuddin or ij he RAA?
Infidel, I declare you a jew and condemn you to be stoned for questioning the pure faithfool...
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Very happy to see you again, Nayakuddin... heartiest welcome... :) this place now looks like it was before...
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peroof! BHAratiya BHAlu Terror Training Camp. Conspiracy I tell ju!

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abdulcam records final moments of mujahideen

call the UN, call Yamrika... war crime!!

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"Fadullah? Where's Fadullah? He's next!"
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Post by Mahendra »

This Playmullah Nayakuddin seems to be more bobular than the rest of the jirga put together

We musht phind a way to make suar he gets his 72

I must jayn hands with Mullah Saiko-logee

Mullah Flame -e- Baitullah
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Mullah Gandharvajleen

Ij that chai or pishaab of holee camel?

Mean bhile to celprate RAA agint Nayakuddins retarn LMU has re launched its Nikah site featuring the tasveers of Dashing most eligibal for Predator Bachillars

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See the spanking new wep-site [url=http://www.lonely_mullahs_drenched_in_cheap_attar_want_to%20_marry.dat.kam]Hiyar[/url]
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Either that ij a phresh glass of Apple juice or bladder fluid about to be sent for lab analysis.... :eek: :eek: :eek:
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I am dekhing that Mullah Mahdi-E-Dra ij back with his henna dyed peard. Why phor are joo signing a piss deal with tribes habing saik-o-logical ijjues. Can I opher joo a peace hookah aj a sympol of birader-hood ?

W/A salaam
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http://founditsharedit.files.wordpress. ... -horse.jpg
Raa ag!nt James Baalu 001 approaching kave before ass-ault.

http://users.telenet.be/kotm/fmp/poster ... h_guns.jpg
Raa ag!nt James Baalu 001 with gun ready to phyrr.(note : this bear with gun has no relashun with right to bear gun in kufr wepsite).

http://latimesblogs.latimes.com/photos/ ... y_bear.jpg
Raa ag!nt James Baalu 001 after the operashun is over.

Pujjle tame:
What are the name of the Sby motion bichars starring James Baalu 001?
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1.) OctoGrizzly
2.) The Bear who mauled me
3.) On RAA secret service
4.) Die Another Todin
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Meanbhile, if you phancy Sooted-Booted Peeleevars
[url=http://www.an_educated_paki_is_worse_than_a_illiterate_paki.com]Click Hiyar[/url]
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Kantinuing with the Names of James Bhalu moviej

The Hizbul is not enough
Rectopakee
From Bhalu with love
Thundar Bhalu
The Cave is not Enough
Die..anothe Duggay
Never Say Kashmeer Again
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Impingment of Phreedom oph Isbeech

Bakistani Analyjt writings to be "managed and regulated"
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Post by Rahul Shukla »

And ai yam aljo bak...



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Mahendra wrote:Kantinuing with the Names of James Bhalu moviej...
Moojahid misadventurz
Moojahid aind da beest
Moojahidz oph kajmir - da dedd manz kave
A nitemare en Kajmir
Interbiew bith a kaphir bhalu
Bearr wich broject
Reeturn oph da bhalu
Thear ij no tumoro
Wee bil nat bee hom phor krismas
Kajmir - da lost empier
Bearrs oph da kajmir - at kave's end

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Hai Hai Mullah Nayakuddin!!!!

Bhat do joo think joo are doing????

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Post by Gagan »

Hum dono do premi
dunia chod chale
Jeejard mein woh saari
kushpoo chod chale.
Bhaloo ne kiya humse pyaar
Baaki jeehardi ho gaye faraar

Toooooooo Tooooooot

Jeehardi Se Khedo ghar baag jaye
Teri Manzil Hai Door
Thoda GUBO Ka Mazaa Lijiye
Aye Huzoor - 2
Dekho Na Chedo Is tharhaa,
Rasta Kate Phir Kis Tarhaa

Hum Donon Do Premi
Duniyaa Chhod Chale
Soosai karke Hum Saari
Kushboo chod Chale
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Post by negi »

Yes it ij Nayakuddin indeed , no one elje haj gotiyan to bee on a libhe wile. :eek:
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Post by JwalaMukhi »

See near mullah AnoojHan haj ifiltrated to the dark corner place where SDREs worship and cower and issued the following fatwa.
We should extol this dhaaga's virtues for keeping out class-based discrimination. To protect wimmens, we should ban wimmens postors from participating in the dhaaga.
Mullahs know best. Hopefully kuffars will be brought back to roots of pattar age of civiljation, and aj keepers of thij great tradishun all mujahids support this.
I pooch; think about bwhy ij shuttl-e-cok burqa compulsari for wimmens in Bakistan. It ij phor all end to rachial prophiling, klass based discriminashun which all the kuffar societies suffer from. Bhere ij the enlitenment, I pooch?
For example, in klass based discriminashun all the girl ishtudents bear burqha and all the teachers wear shuttle-e-cok burqa. Nobody can see the color or the peatures of the other person for committing any discriminashun.
When situation goes out of hand, we take care of wimmens aj ij done pelow.
http://tinyurl.com/yhdeewp
According to eyewitnesses, masked gunmen stopped a vehicle, dragged the women out and sprayed them with bullets. Two men sitting in the vehicle also suffered bullet wounds.
The women were going home from their school in Khar.
The incident took place in a high security zone where there are many security checkposts.
Sources said that Shazia Begum and Shamim Begum worked in a government-run community school.

All discriminshun braplems solved. Sukran mullah AnoojHan mullah phor brave atempt to enligten kuffar SDREs.
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2 reelly luv a bhalu
2 undarstaand him
You've got 2 kno whatz deep inside (the kave)
Heear ebery screem see ebery paw
An just giv into him when he bants 2 bite
An bhen joo phind yuarselph lying helpless in hij arrrrms
Joo kno joo really luuuuuuuvvved a bhalu…

When joo luv a bhalu
Joo tel him he’j reely wantd
When joo luv a bhalu
Joo tel him dat he’j da von
He needj somebaaady
2 tell him itz nat gonna laaaaaaast phoreber
So tel me hab joo eber reely
Reely, reely eber luuuuuuuuvvved a bhalu….

2 reely luv a bhalu
2 LeT him hold joo
Til joo know he needj Ashaa (dinner)
Joo gotta LeT him breeth joo
An let him tast joo
Unteel joo kan feel him in jour blaad…
Bhen joo kan see jour unphinished jeehard in hij eyej
Than joo kno joo reely luuuuuuuuvvved a bhalu

So tel me hab joo eber reely
Reely, reely eber luuuuuuuuvvved a bhalu….

Ting, tang, tang, ting, tong, tooooong...
Reely…. Reely…. eber luuuuuuuuvvved……………………………. a bhalu

sniph, sniph...



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Rahul Shukla wrote:
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Hmm , a Ajlaph Kanvert bretending to be bure Asharaph. Mian, the krime iz poonishable by the phine opf Hajar Khushbooz.Joo musht be a Qaduani or Raa agent.
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Gagan wrote: kushpoo chod chale. :shock:
Gagan mian, how ij 2:1 GUBO possible, hain?!
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Hum Donon Do Premi
Duniyaa Chhod Chale
Soosai karke Hum Saari
Kushboo chod Chale
Nishaan-e-BENIS to Gaganullah.
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RB bewakooph joo pholgot oul LMU phresher's din , hain ? 'Tlain' bhool gaya Kaffir ? (or wele joo the lasht coach ?) :evil:
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Post by Prem »

Raja Bose wrote:
Gagan wrote: kushpoo chod chale. :shock:
Gagan mian, how ij 2:1 GUBO possible, hain?!
Chod de saari jannat Khusboo ke liye
yeh previlage hai siraf mojahidin ke liye
Khusboo se Khoobsart na koi Ayesha hai
Khuhsbu banai gayi Paki Abdul ke liye.
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wah wah, we need to store such gems in BRF annual myoosic-phestival dhaaga. Gag-anal-uddin and Ra-hu-la Al Gebri, joo are pright sitaras on a amavas ki raat.
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First time here. Pics are funny but am going cross eyed trying to understand the language used in this thread
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kafir alert!! kafir alert!!
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